Friday, April 21, 2017

Bulbous Motherfucker




11 comments:

Anonymous said...

"reserve your copy today for $8.95" = actionable fraud come seven months from now when there's still no "book"

Anonymous said...

korff can't do anything right. that's why he has to hide out in a 3rd world country hoping his past does not catch up with him again

Anonymous said...

Bahahahaaahhhaaaaaaa! Another book promise. The preorder bit is clearly a scam so Kal can get cash to continue eating 6 times a day at KFC. No self respecting author would put all those silly titles Kal likes to throw out there in a poorly contrived attempt to lend something to himself he has never had - credibility. Kal can't help but fuck up because it's his natural state. Kal often confuses himself with real world journalists, authors, investigators and analysts. Kal could not meet deadlines at his old ufo publisher and couldn't di it now to save his life unless there was a threat of cutting his fat ass from KFC.

Anonymous said...

the correct informed phrase would have been "journalist colleagues"

the term "journalism colleagues" is more fitting of a 1st year college dropout, which is the only academic claim kelvin k. karlton korff can honestly made. he can lie and pretend all day but what he is will always shine through

a loser, a dropout, a fraud, and a liar

Anonymous said...

WAG Checks In

Somebody on Korff's FaceBook page asked Korff where that Roswell book could be purchased and that it sounded interesting...

That post was made on April 21, 2017. That was the last post on that thread, Korff never gave the answer.

Anonymous said...

Kal on Facebook about Trump: "How many more times do I have to say that I did a 1000 word piece saying why he would be a disaster, and I did a show nearly two hours long about the same thing featuring ace investigative journalist Art Levine." If this Art Levine is such an ace journalist then how could he not know what a fucking disaster of mental instability and a fraud Kal is?????

Anonymous said...

There's a reason Kal is at the ass end of anything resembling a journalist and working for some small time foreign media company nobody gives a shit about. It is because Kal doesn't have any credibility as a journalist and he'd never make it anywhere else. Sure he will fool those in India for a time but just like Prague it will not last long. Kal will be as he always has been the source of his own destruction and he'll be forced to move to yet another country where he thinks he can fool people and act like top dog. We all know it is coming because Kal can't help but sabotage himself with his ego and his tiny brain.
Kal can't work for any of the top real media outlets and he knows he doesn't have the chops or credentials. He'd be laughed out of those places where real professional journalists work and do not write horrible columns full of nonsense.
He's been a fucking coward his entire life and his run ins with the big boys have all resulted in utter humiliation. Do not forget Claris where he left the Hyper Card project after it became clear he had no business being on the project because of his utter lack of understanding. Kal was way, way, way out of his league akin to a 3 year old trying to theorize with Albert Einstein.
Sure Kal can say he worked for Claris but it gives no real background on what happened where he incidentally realized he was going to be exposed as a fraud again and he faked having a fatal brain tumor to leave the project before he was terminated. Look at the Hyper Card credits and you will see Kal's name does not appear. This isn't something like missing photo day at junior high and not getting in the yearbook. It means you didn't do shit on the project and only contributed to the toilet after lunch.
There are a lot of people who can say they were managers for a Fortune 500 company but it really turns out they were shift managers at a McDonald's. So Kal can live in his little pathetic fantasy world where he works for a major media outlet and is a revered intellect of some kind. Kal is a legend in his own mind and the ass end of jokes everywhere.
Kal needs to go to work at KFC where he intimately understands the product and can eat to his fat ass delight. Kal should really give this some thought and I think he'd be happier than pretending to be an intellect and journalist or spy or any of that other rubbish. Kal wouldn't have to lie any more and his KFC uniform would speak volumes about what he does instead of those tasteless camo pants, silly turtlenecks and horrible hair dye. Or maybe he could be a KFC secret shopper and partially fill his need to be recognized as doing some sort of undercover work. Win!

Anonymous said...

Korff tries to be a normal guy; joking, sharing stories, etc. problem is, he's a liar, a user, a thief, and a loathsome creature and the vast majority of the world know this fact. Even more pathetic, only a few people see this information and even less bother to comment.

I remember when Korff was fighting back on those fake Korff FaceBook pages. He said he didn't have one and that he had no plans to have one.

If it wasn't for Facebook, Korff wouldn't have anywhere to troll for attention. Korff's personal YouTube channel last had a video posted 9 years ago. His Secret Wars channel, 5 years ago.

Interesting, McConnel is still posting Korffing related information to this very day. This video with FN was reposted just a month ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Ykr6qItzo&t=

The Korffing Syndicate really did do amazing work to shut this bulbous piece of shit down.

ABC

niedermeyer said...

if memory serves the obama white house had Korff on a stalker list. the behavior persists

Anonymous said...

the cover of the "book" is a lie -- there is no "Diary of the Last Roswell Investigator". Blatant LIE and done to further the fraud of soliciting "pre-orders" by suggesting that Kal Korff writes books on a regular basis.


HE DOES NOT.

Anonymous said...

If I want to know the truth about Washington DC politics, I'm going straight to a guy who lives on the other side of the planet and lives with people who shit in the ditches. Then again, he's probably been living in a bunker in Idaho all along, living off the grid, hacking to somebody's wireless a mile away. That would explain his complaints about his slow internet connection. Probably spends his days in front of his Mac Plus gazing at his Hypercard stacks, reliving the glory days when he could copy/paste all the functionality from other stacks and take credit for it.