"I can't be a 100 percent sure, of course, but I think that's
our boy."
"What do you think?"
Greetings,
JM
In our opinion this is absolutely Kalvin Karlton Korff.
Thanks to JM for doing the leg work on this Korffing research.
A morphing between the Sprouts image and the Truthseekers image.
And more Korffing research!
This time it's an infamous (and now dead (on September 7, 2010) UFO guy who claims Kalvin used his photos to further his teenage "career" in Ufology.
Thanks to the Korffer for making us aware of this video.
LMFAO ROTF
ReplyDelete3 followers and one track....
ReplyDeletehttps://soundcloud.com/kalkorffradioshow
Remember the Daily World?
https://dailyworld.in/search.html?q=Kal+Korff
https://www.linkedin.com/company/dailyworld/
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100% that is Kal. Hiding of course so nobody sees what he really does.
ReplyDeleteKal is standing on his toes to appear taller. LOL
ReplyDeleteThat is exceptional Korffing. Really - hats off.
ReplyDeleteThat photograph tells "anyone" everything they EVER need to know. This puss-bucket little scum-bag hiding in the back, trying to hide that bug ugly puss of his. "I am a PhD candidate, I am a Colonel in the Israeli founded Special Secret Services. I train at paint ball ranges. I started my UFO career in high school and I solved the JFK assassination!" No Fuck face, you stock shelves in a fucking grocery store. What a fucking toon!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the "exceptional korffing" comment, poster. It was a labour of love that took me about 10 hours total. I'm convinced even Kal's "world shattering" AI-software development programs would not have been able to sift him out in the crowd.
ReplyDeleteRegards, Jurriaan Maessen
"This puss-bucket little scum-bag hiding in the back" LOL!
ReplyDeleteyou have to admit, kal: it beats India. doesn't it
ReplyDeletekal's coworkers look like they like each other and love their jobs. probably a decent place to work. too bad kal hasn't made more of the opportnity to go legit.
So the big bad “colonel” is bagging groceries? hahahahahahahaha Imagine having to work with that loud mouth shit bag. Kal Korff is a big pussy. Run away Kal run away you loser.
ReplyDeleteI have been an habituee of this blog ever since KKK referenced a few of his haters in his crappy newspaper language column. Among the haters he mentioned were me ("Jimmy D" - the name I used in the below-the-line comments and my emails to him) and F1 Racer (of blessed memory). I Googled "F1 Racer" and found my way to this blog shortly after it had started in 2008. In my 17 years of Korffing, I can't remember a finer piece of hard-core detective Korffing than the analysis of the photo that heads this string. Many congratulations. I dare to hope that our work may nearly be done. (Well, it'll never be completely done until Karlton is six feet under, but I believe he could well now be permanently on the back foot.) I suppose the obvious step now is to film him undercover stacking bananas undercover ... and maybe conducting an interview him (or at least securing footage of him scuttling for the employees' men's room).
ReplyDelete404 Linden St Apt 45, Reno, Nv 89502-8318 - that's Mom's address ... and therefore, Kal's address. An ideal hideout for a Colonel working undercover. Who would suspect a 63-year-old superhero of living with his mother? (Even dirtbag Kurtis makes his own living arrangements ..., though he doubtless has to share a cell.) I hope Kalvin helps around the house and does his chores like a good boy should.
ReplyDeleteHow did the great intel officer Kal Korff let his address and phone number be easily found through a Google search? LMFAO Kal is an idiot!! LOL
ReplyDeleteHow does it feel Kal? You did the same shit to others. Get fucked bitch.
ReplyDelete"stacking bananas" ha, ha, ha!
ReplyDeletePerhaps someone could text Kelvin the Sprouts photo by way of letting him know we're onto him
ReplyDeletehttp://kevinrandle.blogspot.com/2010/11/kal-korff-paint-ball-warrior.html?m=1
ReplyDeleteCould JM (peace be upon him) possibly post here the address of the Sprouts fruit 'n' veg store where Kal is currently working undercover? I'd like to send him a print-out of the photo of him hiding behind his colleague's arm (just to let him know we're watching). I'd also like to refer the manager of the store to this blog. Thanks once again for the stellar Korffing.
ReplyDeleteSprouts Farmers Market, 299 E Plumb Ln Suite 120, Reno, NV 89502
ReplyDeleteGood, honest, hard-working people who are happy with their lot and don't pretend to be something they're not. Oh, wait ...
ReplyDeletehttps://kalkorff.wixsite.com/kalkorff/blog
ReplyDeleteBlog cell won't load? but this along the bottom did not disappoint -- way professional there, Colonel SAPSTOE
ReplyDeleteCopyright © 1973 to PRESENT by Kal K. Korff, TotalResearch.com, CriticalThinkers.org – ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Other copyrights, trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Note: This Web site is best viewed on a large monitor with a screen resolution of at least 980 pixels wide, or mobile device or tablet. All imagery is scaleable, you can enlarge or pinch and zoom it in or out. Regarding anything for sell or download shown or linked to from this Web site, Kal Korff either endorses these items or is their creator, or co-creator.
Note: The online and interactive shows: UFOlitics, UFOlitics - Saucer City, Scandals Of Fake Dr. Kevin Randle, Kal's Korner; the software UFOComp and domain names ufowatchcat.com, ufologyufoology.com and the Kalossus Grand Temple of UFOOLogy – are all part of Operation Pandora's Box. lol As longtime Apple-Claris software engineers, Kal Korff and Roy Neil have created UFOlitics: Saucer City, which is part of the UFOlitics family suite of products , research and development in partnership with the companies CriticalThinkers.org, UFOlitics and Neil Research Labs, LLC.
😂
Roy Neil was an actual engineer. Kal Korff was not. Kal’s skills at Claris turned out to not to be what Kal said they were. Kal got word he was going to be fired and instead resigned claiming to have a terminal brain tumor. Kal will blame everyone else for his shortcomings.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.linkedin.com/in/roy-neil-4b30b59
ReplyDeleteRoy Neil’s bio. I wonder if he knows Kal is using his name?
Perhaps we could ask him?
DeleteSome stellar Korffing going on here ...
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Kalvin is still out of action: no websites, last FB post March 1, 2025...
ReplyDeleteWe have his home address; we have his work address; we have his phone no. Sending him a printout/scan of the Sprouts photo would be a nice touch - just to let him know that we know (and that we know that he knows that we know).
ReplyDeleteOh - and while we're at it, we could tell him to take down that fake FB account for his pretend wife, or girlfriend, or whatever she is. She is a real person who has experienced family tragedy. We'd be doing her a favour if we made him leave her the hell alone.
ReplyDeleteJust an update, Kalvin is still gone.
ReplyDeleteIt's been 84 days since his last FB post.
His Facebook About Section has been cleaned other than the:
Details About Kalvin Section. That section still has the over long, bragging diarrhea about his supposed accomplishments.
And his Life Events shows 11 places he visited in 1991.
No Work and Education
No Places Lived
Contact and Basic Information (kalkorff@yahoo.com)
No website(s) listed
No Family and Relationships
Whatever happened you know this is killing Kal. Imagine being such a loud mouth and suddenly unable to respond or say all the crazy shit that usually falls out of his mouth. Hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteKal, now is the time to come clean, apologize to everyone, admit you made all that crazy shit up. 🤪
ReplyDeleteAny news? New post?
ReplyDeleteNothing. No change.
ReplyDeleteOK. Karry on Korffing.
ReplyDeleteTake everything that's left down, Kalvin. The outstanding youtube accounts, the facebook accounts (and the fake FB friends) - all of it. And we'll leave you alone.
ReplyDeleteKorffers: copy and paste (or formulate a message to that effect) - and text it to Kalvin
Where is Colonel Big Mouth hiding? hahaha What a loser. Clean up on aisle 6 there Captain Grocery Cart.
ReplyDeleteKinda surprised that Captain Grocery Cart hasn't chimed in on the war issues, etc?
ReplyDeleteCaptain Grocery Cart's last FB post, March 1, 2025.
We have his number and his work and home addresses. I believe people should be contacting him, encouraging him to lay down his paintball guns and nanobots, take down his remaining YT and FB accounts, and to leave the world stage. "Only then will we leave you alone, Kalvin."
ReplyDeleteI would like someone who lives close to Reno to hang out in his fruit 'n' veg store with a video camera and see what they can see.
Kalvin is an undercover operative and a Colonel* in the Special Secret Services. Did you really expect him to expose his face? A fruit 'n' veg store in Reno is the last place his enemies would think of looking for him. A brilliant plan hatched by a steeltrap mind.
ReplyDelete*He jumped from Captain to Colonel the week after Kavin Randle was promoted to Major. I'm sure that was just a coincidence.
Not even one measly little “intel sources tell me …” boast of exclusive access to shit he found on Drudge?
ReplyDeleteGosh.
Still nothing... radio silence....
ReplyDeleteI’m sure when the next snap occurs that Kal will claim he was on a secret mission and had to keep a low profile Hard to keep a low profile when there’s a clean up needed on aisle 9!
ReplyDeleteWe have his number. We have his work and home addresses. Surely we are approaching the end game - one final push.
ReplyDeleteFinding a person willing to either buy a burner or to engage Kalvin directly is not an easy task. As dedicated as the Korffers are, as a group, finding one to actively and personally engage the target is not easy.
ReplyDeleteFor years, I have been kicking myself for not saving PDF copies of the daily dish of dog dirt that was “Kal’s Korner”, the English language column that Kalvin churned out for a daily free newspaper (called “Metropolitni Expres”) that was handed out on Prague’s trams and subway in the mid-noughties.
ReplyDeleteNow I find that Metropolitanitni Expres’ modern incarnation (called “Metro”) has dropped an online archive of some of this this indigestible crud.
The first column is here: https://www.metro.cz/novinari/kal-korff.N694/7 and the last here (https://www.metro.cz/novinari/kal-korff.N694)
The columns ran for seven or eight months before the fat fraud was kicked out.
An online paper (dnes.cz) subsequently picked it up for a few months – for example, see Kalvin’s account of dirtbag Kurtis’ troubles here: https://www.idnes.cz/zpravy/domaci/justice-he-s-not-guilty.A080306_093240_anglictina_bar), before it was (inevitably) canned again.
One column that I particularly remember was when he weaseled his way into someone’s private home by way of furnishing the “first” of a loudly trumpeted “video series” that he called “Expres dinners” (needless to say, he didn’t rouse himself to produce any more such episodes).
The article in Expres is here: https://www.idnes.cz/zpravy/domaci/the-women-were-pleased.A070430_090626_studium_bar
The companion video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBLoGOhcuNs
He posted a less-than-fascinating follow-up article – e.g.: https://www.idnes.cz/zpravy/domaci/more-of-pavlina-s-house.A070503_091218_studium_bar
Anyway, this constitutes a cornucopia of material for dedicated Korffers. I call it “WikiKorffLeaks”.