Wow! What a FRICKEN GREAT Christmas present for 2025! Santa in a FLOPPY HAT making his RETURN! Thanks Santa, as always a STELLAR Appearence. I have been Korffing off and on since, believe it or not, 2008. Korff has been one of those things who both Repulse and Fascinate me at the same time. Watching him change over the years has been a wild and wooly journey. From a pompous and obnoxious turd to the shut down (these days) nothing now. Id always thought that sooner or later reality would kick Lumpy in his ass! Well hell, I was wrong. Merry Christmas Fellow Korffers!
Thanks for staying off the sauce long enough to record this effort, Santa. We hope to see you again next Christmastime. In the meantime: Karry on Korffing, everyone.
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Oh, I think that merits a special edition of KIAI, I'd say. I'll put it in my Google calendar, and hope that Santa in a Floppy Hat has sobered up enough by that time to lay on some acknowledgement in these pages.
By way of variety - given that all seems to be mostly quiet on the KKK front - it might be useful to devote the occasional post to the doings of McConnell ... even if said doings might not have anything directly to do with Kalvin. He is, after all, one of Karlton's main enablers; it is fair enough, I think, that he too be held to account.
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Don't worry. Kal Korff will eventually come unraveled again and go off another unhinged tirade. Kal simply cannot help himself. His tiny and very fragile ego always gets the best of him.
Agreed. But, based on his repeatable behavior... he's never behaved in this fashion before. Over a year off Facebook... No podcasts other than McConnell's... Him getting zero response from his last go around at getting attention, his last "PDF book" failure, and the breakup of his short lived "relationship" with an actual women really did throw him for a loop?
Kal's "whistleblower" complaints consist of him sending e-mails to politicians full of rants. 😂 He isn't a whistleblower and has no clue what one actually is. I'm sure Kal OVERUSED CAPS and quotation marks in his complaints. I wonder if he used Sprouts Farmers Market letterhead and signed his name in organic beet juice.
I cannot believe that there is no Korffer who either (i) does not live in the Reno area, or (ii) who never has occasion to pass through that fair city ... and who does not have time to drop by Karlton's fruit 'n' veg emporium and hang out with a video recorder for a couple of hours ...
... and thanks for the dirtbag Kurtis update, whoever you are. A fascinating little side note. Here's Kurt, back in the day (all in all - not a bad-looking dude): https://www.idnes.cz/zpravy/domaci/explaining-u-s-justice-1.A080307_112120_anglictina_bar
Kal Korff being a beta bitch lol Kal's "retirement" came suddenly lmfao Kal knew his lies were no longer getting him the kind of praise he so deeply yearns for. Stay in the produce section where you belong, Kal, you sniveling cuck.
Have a fun-packed Christmas Kalvin. Just you and your right hand again this year? (Snigger.)
ReplyDeleteKalvin... friction is your friend... your girlfriend! Ha, ha, ha!
ReplyDeleteWow! What a FRICKEN GREAT Christmas present for 2025! Santa in a FLOPPY HAT making his RETURN! Thanks Santa, as always a STELLAR Appearence. I have been Korffing off and on since, believe it or not, 2008. Korff has been one of those things who both Repulse and Fascinate me at the same time. Watching him change over the years has been a wild and wooly journey. From a pompous and obnoxious turd to the shut down (these days) nothing now. Id always thought that sooner or later reality would kick Lumpy in his ass! Well hell, I was wrong. Merry Christmas Fellow Korffers!
ReplyDeleteThanks for staying off the sauce long enough to record this effort, Santa. We hope to see you again next Christmastime. In the meantime: Karry on Korffing, everyone.
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Oh, I think that merits a special edition of KIAI, I'd say. I'll put it in my Google calendar, and hope that Santa in a Floppy Hat has sobered up enough by that time to lay on some acknowledgement in these pages.
ReplyDeleteAll you have to do is stop, Kalvin. Just stop ... and we'll stop.
ReplyDeleteBy way of variety - given that all seems to be mostly quiet on the KKK front - it might be useful to devote the occasional post to the doings of McConnell ... even if said doings might not have anything directly to do with Kalvin. He is, after all, one of Karlton's main enablers; it is fair enough, I think, that he too be held to account.
ReplyDeletehttps://x.com/kalkorffexposed/status/2013118651101061366?s=46&t=WelnSTTDKYQWgvz3wj9g9w
ReplyDeleteKurtis Update
ReplyDeleteKURTIS KERN KORFF is scheduled to be released from the Department of Correction on or about 2/4/2026. This date may change, depending upon a number of factors. Currently, the offenders is in custody at Snake River Correctional Institution in Ontario, Oregon.
That event must be marked by a special edition of this blog, surely. Great Korffing.
ReplyDeleteThere has been a significant change in the expected release date for KURTIS KERN KORFF. The new expected release date is 5/14/2026. Currently, the offender is in custody at Oregon State Penitentiary, in Salem, OR.
ReplyDeleteKURTIS KERN KORFF was transferred to the custody of Oregon State Penitentiary, in Salem, OR on 1/28/2026.
ReplyDeleteI hope you've learned your lesson and are a changed man, Kurtis. (Stifled laugh.)
ReplyDeleteThis is to notify you that KURTIS KERN KORFF is being released into the community on short-term transitional leave (STTL) from 2/6/2026 through 5/14/2026.
ReplyDeleteI guess the big ufo whistleblower Kal Korff was just blowing it with both lips as usual.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely
DeleteDon't worry. Kal Korff will eventually come unraveled again and go off another unhinged tirade. Kal simply cannot help himself. His tiny and very fragile ego always gets the best of him.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. But, based on his repeatable behavior... he's never behaved in this fashion before. Over a year off Facebook... No podcasts other than McConnell's... Him getting zero response from his last go around at getting attention, his last "PDF book" failure, and the breakup of his short lived "relationship" with an actual women really did throw him for a loop?
DeleteKrazyy is as Krazy does ... Kalvin K (as in Krazy) Korff
ReplyDeletehttps://x.com/kalkorffexposed/status/2023896527148904484?s=46&t=WelnSTTDKYQWgvz3wj9g9w
ReplyDeleteFive bananas, half a dozen Honeycrisp apples and two pounds of organic nanodust, please, Kalvin.
ReplyDeleteWikidisc? Hmm.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.wikidisc.org/wiki/Kal_Korff
Interesting. There's many inaccuracies in that page...
DeleteKal's "whistleblower" complaints consist of him sending e-mails to politicians full of rants. 😂 He isn't a whistleblower and has no clue what one actually is. I'm sure Kal OVERUSED CAPS and quotation marks in his complaints. I wonder if he used Sprouts Farmers Market letterhead and signed his name in organic beet juice.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha!
DeleteKal's grammar and punctuation make a dead roach look more intelligent. No wonder Kal couldn't make it past junior college.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that there is no Korffer who either (i) does not live in the Reno area, or (ii) who never has occasion to pass through that fair city ... and who does not have time to drop by Karlton's fruit 'n' veg emporium and hang out with a video recorder for a couple of hours ...
ReplyDelete... and thanks for the dirtbag Kurtis update, whoever you are. A fascinating little side note. Here's Kurt, back in the day (all in all - not a bad-looking dude): https://www.idnes.cz/zpravy/domaci/explaining-u-s-justice-1.A080307_112120_anglictina_bar
ReplyDeleteKal Korff being a beta bitch lol Kal's "retirement" came suddenly lmfao Kal knew his lies were no longer getting him the kind of praise he so deeply yearns for. Stay in the produce section where you belong, Kal, you sniveling cuck.
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