tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post2371869509674480992..comments2024-03-26T09:51:56.823-04:00Comments on Kalvin Korff is a IDIOT: Kal Korff gets booted from Xzone?Kal is an idiothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05911784560920119756noreply@blogger.comBlogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-67351238270626993922009-05-04T14:49:00.000-04:002009-05-04T14:49:00.000-04:00Lunch date with a "Czech Supermodel", then??
You ...Lunch date with a "Czech Supermodel", then??<br /><br />You know, Paul, I almost think a "Making of" documentary would be even more engrossing than the actual film. How I would love to hear the reasons people had for obviously helping feed Kal's delusions...Brad Hudsonhttp://www.ufoamigo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-47845909414582891252009-05-04T03:04:00.000-04:002009-05-04T03:04:00.000-04:00By the way, I sincerely hope you'll be having a su...<I>By the way, I sincerely hope you'll be having a summit with Kal's mole while you're in the Czech Republic, Paul...</I>She and I will indeed be getting together. ;-)Paul Kimballhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08804735930733797952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-68575348186510164302009-05-04T02:16:00.000-04:002009-05-04T02:16:00.000-04:00Has anyone seen this??
http://www.xzone-radio.com...Has anyone seen this??<br /><br />http://www.xzone-radio.com/xposure.htm<br /><br />Maybe Rob will feature Kal??<br /><br />Of course, I'm not sure how much stock I put into this as Rob still has this clown's ad on the X Zone homepage!<br /><br />Hmmm... If Rob wants to really prove that he has nuked Kal, won't he need to "XPose" him on his webpage prior to broadcast?? Could Kal be thrown under his "good friend's" bus right before he falls to the power that is the Paul Kimball steamroller?<br /><br />By the way, I sincerely hope you'll be having a summit with Kal's mole while you're in the Czech Republic, Paul...Brad Hudsonhttp://www.ufoamigo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-8792536660567314022009-05-03T04:06:00.000-04:002009-05-03T04:06:00.000-04:00Digger is correct - I'll be in Prague from June 8t...Digger is correct - I'll be in Prague from June 8th until the 15th. If anyone wants to get together for a beer, just drop me an e-mail at voiceoflondon@aol.com.<br /><br />PaulPaul Kimballhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08804735930733797952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-17584666312493139272009-05-02T21:28:00.000-04:002009-05-02T21:28:00.000-04:00Luxury apartment! :D
Career skills! :D
Hand to h...Luxury apartment! :D <br />Career skills! :D<br />Hand to hand combat! :D<br />Job description! :D<br />Very attractive! :D<br />Postdoctoral edumacation! :D<br /><br />The laughs just keep coming and coming!squonkamaticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-34450224998269736812009-05-02T15:09:00.000-04:002009-05-02T15:09:00.000-04:00'I guess you put your build as "athletic&...'I guess you put your build as "athletic" since "short, squat, and troll like" wasn't an option.'<br />>>>LOL:-))))Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-71852744218947012072009-05-02T14:58:00.000-04:002009-05-02T14:58:00.000-04:00Part of an email I received today...
"Paul popped...Part of an email I received today...<br /><br />"Paul popped in for a visit the other night. On the 17th of this month, he's heading off to England and Scotland. From there to Prague. Some business, some pleasure. He'll be gone a month."<br /><br />Business in Prague?<br /><br />Kal, you'd better keep that 'sidearm' handy, or better yet, head for the hills!<br />Paul Kimball is coming your way!<br />LOL<br /><br />DiggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-21902980772747008552009-05-02T11:38:00.000-04:002009-05-02T11:38:00.000-04:00So Kal is known as a "maniaco burro" - (loosely tr...So Kal is known as a "maniaco burro" - (loosely translated)= <br />"insane jackass" LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-44642002988063804502009-05-01T23:58:00.000-04:002009-05-01T23:58:00.000-04:00Also, looking at Kal's turnoffs I see what we have...Also, looking at Kal's turnoffs I see what we have here is a gigantic case of self-loathing....Brad Hudsonhttp://www.kalisrael.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-48710299936354029332009-05-01T23:57:00.000-04:002009-05-01T23:57:00.000-04:00Good find. I'm apparently a search moron as all I...Good find. I'm apparently a search moron as all I get are the Portugese discussions on the Meier case.<br /><br />Postdoctoral Kal? Really? Where did you receive your BA, Masters, and Phd? And I guess you put your build as "athletic" since "short, squat, and troll like" wasn't an option. And what are the odds you can actually produce the "5 Things You Can't Live Without"? Because I'll go out on a limb and say that I'd wager a year of our company's revenues that you'll have trouble producing three of them.<br /><br />And lastly, don't subject us to the horror of imagining what dark secrets your bedroom holds. From past history it's better than even odds that we'll find rushed snapshots of some of your "pupils" that aren't quite over the age of consent.Brad Hudsonhttp://www.kalisrael.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-82262816943907164542009-05-01T23:16:00.000-04:002009-05-01T23:16:00.000-04:00kal korff
languages i speak:
English (US), Hebre...kal korff <br />languages i speak:<br /><br />English (US), Hebrew, Armenian, Arabic <br /><br />ethnicity:<br />caucasian (white)<br /><br />religion:<br />Jewish<br />education:<br /><br />Postdoctoral<br /><br />occupation:<br /><br />Colonel S3<br /><br />industry:<br /><br />Government, Military<br /><br />company:<br /><br />Special Secret Services<br /><br />company webpage:<br /><br />http://www.kalkorff.com<br /><br />title:<br /><br />Colonel<br /><br />job description:<br /><br />I am a Colonel in the Israeli founded Special Secret Services, keeping the world safe from terrorism and consumers safe from fraudsters like Royce Meyers.<br /><br />career skills:<br /><br />Espionage, Tactics, hand to hand combat.<br />edit<br /><br />build:<br /><br />athletic<br /><br />looks:<br /><br />very attractive<br /><br />best feature:<br /><br />eyes<br /><br />turn ons:<br /><br />long hair, power, wealth<br /><br />turn offs:<br /><br />Lying, cheating, ignorance<br /><br />my idea of a perfect first date:<br /><br />Walk along Charles Bridge, romantic dinner in Old Town Square, nightcap at my luxury apartment.<br /><br />from my past relationships i learned:<br /><br />That people who LIE and HATE can NOT be trusted and that THE WORLD is full of them.<br /><br />five things I cant live without:<br /><br />1. My Mac<br />2. My Ipod<br />3. My ID papers<br />4. My sidearm<br />5. My blackberry<br /><br />in my bedroom you will find:<br /><br />Come find out :)<br /> <br />Thats from Kal's public profileAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-82327125698488649152009-05-01T23:00:00.000-04:002009-05-01T23:00:00.000-04:00I saw all the Portugese comments, and the first on...I saw all the Portugese comments, and the first one was pretty damning, but not much more.<br /><br />Did I miss something?Brad Hudsonhttp://www.kalisrael.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-11915186007350349842009-05-01T19:29:00.000-04:002009-05-01T19:29:00.000-04:00OMFG LOL ROFL
go to www.orkut.com
search for Ka...OMFG LOL ROFL<br /><br />go to www.orkut.com<br /><br /><br />search for Kal Korff<br /><br />O M G<br /><br />BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />Its....OMG...it has to be seen to be believed and NO i did NOT create the profile its LEGIT!!!<br /><br />AHAHHAHAHAhA<br /><br />F1 RacerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-5640050131923176412009-05-01T09:50:00.000-04:002009-05-01T09:50:00.000-04:00Dear Kal-
My name is Billy and I'm 9 years old. M...Dear Kal- <br />My name is Billy and I'm 9 years old. My teacher gave us an assignment to research what we want to be when we grow up and I came across your website Criticalthinkers.org. Of all the careers that you have of being a spy, journalist, debunker, Col.,lecturer, etc., I think the one I'm most interested in is European Bureau Chief for Xzone Radio. I know I can't be Bureau Chief for North America as that's probably already taken, but someday when I grow up I'd like to be Bureau Chief for Xzone Radio of my small town of Sunnyside, Washington. I have a few questions for you. What school do I go to for training? What does it pay? What exactly are my duties? Can it lead to greater careers, say Bureau Chief of Antarctica? And last but not least, do you have to Have Rob McConnel's permission or can you just decide to be it? I'm very interested Mr. Korff and hold you as one of my all time heroes. Please say hello to Martina for me and those ladies you cooked dinner for once. I'll be anxiously waiting for your answer.<br />Sincerely,<br />Billy SmithAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-58116489101819173772009-05-01T05:10:00.000-04:002009-05-01T05:10:00.000-04:00I hearby request the owner of this blog to post a ...I hearby request the owner of this blog to post a picture of fat Kal with a Claris t-shirt. And draw upon the findings of this thread.<br /><br />"Have you seen this fat little man?"<br /><br />I want to see Paul Kimball's documentary so bad. If a lawsuit could put pressure on the X-Zone, Paul is a trained lawyer, don't forget. And of course, publicity will help the film.<br /><br />And then "expose" (yeah, Kal's quotes}.<br /><br />BTW -- will somebody archive the MP3's of Kal on "Korff's Korner" before Rob erases them?<br /><br />Having as much fun Korffing as the rest of you. But I will remain anon.<br /><br />Cheers to Squonk, Brad H, Kal is an idiot, Kult of Kal, Digger, etc.<br /><br />Because I sure wouldn't want to be David Biedny right now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-66577479534105259142009-05-01T04:11:00.000-04:002009-05-01T04:11:00.000-04:00Kal should lay low because once he gets stopped by...Kal should lay low because once he gets stopped by the cops in Prague they'll find out his visa is expired and give his dumb ass the boot. Any sightings in Prague of the smelly little man. I'm not kidding. Kal needs to learn how to use soap and water and some cologne. He stinks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-28172676322991010002009-05-01T04:09:00.000-04:002009-05-01T04:09:00.000-04:00Kal Korff isn't suing anyone. that would take the...Kal Korff isn't suing anyone. that would take the 4 things Kal is short on and those would be money, intelligence, facts, and a basic understanding of the law. And let's not forget honesty and integrity.<br /><br />Your brother gets shot and you try riding the coat tails of that. Now that's sick! "So bro I know you got shot in the head but I'm all out of stuff. Please let me ride this train for free so I can make our whole family look like a bunch of crazy hicks and I can relive my past glory of being an author by making a pdf file of a bunch of scientific work I had absolutely nothing to do with but will put my name all over anyway to make myself look good!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-429907821230293532009-05-01T03:04:00.000-04:002009-05-01T03:04:00.000-04:00Kal K. Korff
Born March 13, 1962
Santa Clara, CAKal K. Korff<br />Born March 13, 1962<br />Santa Clara, CAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-56102667125717573622009-05-01T02:47:00.000-04:002009-05-01T02:47:00.000-04:00Wow! Some total ownage of Professor Numbnuts here,...Wow! Some total ownage of Professor Numbnuts here, this thread is a beauty first with the news that Rob McConnell may have smelled the coffee (or something else less pleasant), then Kevin Randle showing us another rare glimpse into Kal K. Korff's private madness (which is the same as his public madness), and now whoever typed up that slam-bam refutation of his Kurtis K. Korff urban legend. If I were to wish to address anything to Colonel Kumquat directly it would be "Kal, your brother made some bad choices in life, is a convicted felon, needs to pay his debt to society like any other common petty criminal, and you'll just have to learn to live with it."<br /><br />By the way, how's that PhD thesis thing working out?Squonkamaticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-14262738128250916392009-05-01T00:36:00.000-04:002009-05-01T00:36:00.000-04:00Did I read that right? After all these years of th...Did I read that right? After all these years of threatening lawsuits, KAL KORFF ACTUALLY FILED ONE? I thought that sueing was actually only intended as a threat mechanism, not an actual act. Has the world gone mad?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-39222837907980124622009-05-01T00:10:00.000-04:002009-05-01T00:10:00.000-04:00Two things are really plaguing me right now. One, ...Two things are really plaguing me right now. One, is it really possible to confirm through forensics the age of a thirty year old science fair ribbon? And two, just what is a bureau chief and what does he do? Kept me awake all last night...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-79375164669640097462009-05-01T00:09:00.000-04:002009-05-01T00:09:00.000-04:00There is a birthdate somewhere on this blog. I th...There is a birthdate somewhere on this blog. I think Digger posted it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-72492545859721022142009-04-30T23:28:00.000-04:002009-04-30T23:28:00.000-04:00Shoot, that cash will be eaten up by a lawyer no m...Shoot, that cash will be eaten up by a lawyer no more than 15 seconds after Kal clears customs and the process servers find him.<br /><br />It will take a whole boatload of cash to remove the wart that is Kal from the Czech Republic.<br /><br />Of course, I'm sure he's fouled up his visa as there is no way they would let a shiftless American hang around. With no visible means of employment Kal might be screwed.<br /><br />Hmm, tax records are public information and my company does full blown background checks all the time. I can probably get a look at what Kalsie-walsie has been claiming as income these past few years. He is still a citizen of the US so he's required to file as an overseas worker. Now all I need is a birth date.Brad Hudsonhttp://www.kalisrael.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-54301908169081909172009-04-30T22:38:00.000-04:002009-04-30T22:38:00.000-04:00Kal's newest money-making venture will have him le...Kal's newest money-making venture will have him leaving the Czech Republic soon:<br />http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124087660297361511.htmlGeorge Adamskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-84398723251042379112009-04-30T22:30:00.000-04:002009-04-30T22:30:00.000-04:00Yep. Someone should sue these clowns for this sor...Yep. Someone should sue these clowns for this sort of shit. Problem is that Kal is what they call 'judgement proof' meaning he has no tangible assets to take. Maybe you could sell those stupid looking hats the assface wears? I don't think a grade school prize ribbon or a few news paper clips are going to cover the cost of an attorney.<br /><br />Rob McConnell on the other hand has some assets like his show and everything tied to his media company and his broadcast network. You might get some money there. I'd like to drive around that zxone sport utility vehicle and so would my lawyer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com