tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post592675036824611142..comments2024-03-26T09:51:56.823-04:00Comments on Kalvin Korff is a IDIOT: The UTTER BOLLOCKS of Kal K. KorffKal is an idiothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05911784560920119756noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-9025196626223573762010-10-22T22:12:50.863-04:002010-10-22T22:12:50.863-04:00Kal is mad at me. LOL I'm gonna have so much f...Kal is mad at me. LOL I'm gonna have so much fun with this<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rLytx8uirEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-58704669232233823402010-10-20T13:21:55.992-04:002010-10-20T13:21:55.992-04:00Face Book poach. Korff Lite is having some fun tod...Face Book poach. Korff Lite is having some fun today.<br /><br />Kal Korff: Dakota Fanning having her period.<br /><br />Kal Korff: Sen. Orrin Hatch with relative and mentor, Rabbi Korff<br /><br />Kal Korff: Noted anti-semite, consumer fraudster, and probable animal abuser Kevin <br /><br />Kal Korff: My new protege, Sandra Bell, award winning number one recording artist from the Czech republic, who is now under my guidance.<br /><br />Kal Korff: Czech singing sensation Sandra Bell, whom I have just signed an EXCLUSIVE agreement with to advise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-63687718598713482352010-10-20T11:58:02.784-04:002010-10-20T11:58:02.784-04:00Face Book Acitivity
A few posts on Obama today.
...Face Book Acitivity<br /><br />A few posts on Obama today.<br /><br />Developing...<br /><br />... Interesting that all those videos promised weeks ago have not been released.<br /><br />BollocksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-17651838774505350672010-10-20T06:13:50.909-04:002010-10-20T06:13:50.909-04:00Kalvin - guess what?
I have it on good authority ...Kalvin - guess what?<br /><br />I have it on good authority that the Czech cops are finally taking you (i.e. your criminal behaviour - not your proposterous claims) seriously and have you in their sights.Brit_in_Praguenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-79857076545678929032010-10-19T23:26:14.213-04:002010-10-19T23:26:14.213-04:00Never a post talking about Korff doing anything on...<i>Never a post talking about Korff doing anything one would call family orientated, or blowing off steam, or enjoying life’s little pleasures.<br /><br />No, he posts a pitiful photo of himself in bed with Martina?</i><br /><br />I wonder how much Kalvin had to pay his bar girl "supermodel" to agree to sit for that image? It explains why they are so awkwardly posed, and thanks for providing me with that info. What a total 100% fraud!<br /><br /><i>There we have people talking about movies, music, concerts, baseball, family functions, etc. Living a life, as best as they can, even while all the terror goes on in the world.</i><br /><br />See that's the thing you can't fake on Face Book: HAVING FRIENDS and doing things with them that end up on Face Book in the form of pictures, links to event announcements, goofy cell phone videos, tags leading back to your friends' profiles etc. You cannot bluff having friends. Sure, Face Book has little activity groups for various pet issues, but those pet issues are not what the users are there for. They are there for each other.<br /><br />My guess is that somebody took Kalvin to task over what an absolute boor he had been with his posting frenzies. Not "bore" as in boring, but boor as in a pushy, loud, completely self involved loser who doesn't mind disrupting the couple at the next table or barging in to a conversation & changing it to be what they want to talk about. That's what Kalvin was doing with his 20 wall posts a day: Trying 20 different ways to barge into other people's thoughts and seeing how many responses he got. My call is that somebody got sick of it & told him off. Or asked what he did for a living, having so much time to sit around on Face Book. <br /><br />"New" to you Face Book users lose their novelty very quickly too, I have noticed. It's great to encounter that former classmate & catch up, but after that, if you haven't seen or spent time with the person for 20 years, where can you go with it? You have to start renewing that friendship from scratch which is literally something Kal Korff is unable to do in exile over in Prague. I suspect that's why he really hinted on coming to the US for an assignment, to dance around the subject of meeting up & keep his targets hooked.<br /><br />His Face Book targets are long over the novelty of Kalvin's presence and are going about their lives without him, which as the brilliant post above states he can watch, in real time. Sitting right there not being a part of it with all the pictures of being out & doing stuff. That's something he can't fake, and it must drive him stark raving mad to see it and know that he can't distract them long enough to change the subject.The Unknown Korffernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-21613055062747704192010-10-19T20:47:30.278-04:002010-10-19T20:47:30.278-04:00Poached from Face Book Kal Korff Lite page.
And i...Poached from Face Book Kal Korff Lite page.<br /><br />And it continues....<br /><br />Already posted here<br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />Legal proceedings have now begun against Martina Tycova for Consumer Fraud and the hate website kalisanidiot.com for anti-Semitism<br /><br />Jimmy Dee:<br /><br />Nail that Martina! I enquired (several times) a while ago how I could buy one of the SSS thongs advertised on her website, but she never replied to my emails.<br /><br /><br />Just added to thread....<br /><br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />You are also being sued for Consumer Fraud and Anti-Semitism<br /><br /><br />Keep after it Kal Lite, you're doing wonders to keep Krazy Korff off Face Book and wondering were it all went wrong...<br /><br />Hey Kalvin, maybe Face Book wasn't such a good idea to get involved with?<br /><br />Developing....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-732080783055769032010-10-19T12:35:38.857-04:002010-10-19T12:35:38.857-04:00I’ve been thinking about Korff and his current sil...I’ve been thinking about Korff and his current silence. Possible he realized and he’s a bit depressed because he reads his Face Book friends sharing their lives; together.<br /><br />Think about it. There we have people talking about movies, music, concerts, baseball, family functions, etc. Living a life, as best as they can, even while all the terror goes on in the world.<br /><br />Now switch your gaze over to Korff and you see someone who posts links about Obama, Apple computers, and where he used to crow about his exploits as a terror fighter, freedom for all, etc.<br /><br />Never a post talking about Korff doing anything one would call family orientated, or blowing off steam, or enjoying life’s little pleasures. <br /><br />No, he posts a pitiful photo of himself in bed with Martina?<br /><br />Korff is so self important and so engaged in his fantasy world, so immersed in his cartoon Colonel world that he can’t get out now, even to enjoy a pierogi and a beer with “friends” or post even the simplest mention of something he finds enjoyable which others might find enjoyable. <br /><br />Korff, “To hell with a family and enjoying any part of life! I have the world to save, at any cost.”<br /><br />At any cost... At the cost of your son Korff? Every parent I know mentions there children often, on Face Book and in life. At the cost of your marriage? No mention. At he cost of your family? No mention. At the cost of your brother getting a proper trial? You fucked that up big-time.<br /><br />Korff, “There’s no time for pleasure, for distraction from the issues. Not on my watch.”<br /><br />Kalvin K. Korff, trapped in his self-created phony world, self-exiled in CZ to play Colonel, in an attempt to reinvent himself, far away from prying eyes.<br /><br />It was working Kalvin, until you gave Face Book a shot and it shot you where it hurts... <br /><br />The truth always wins out Kalvin.<br /><br />FNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-49664434607129495972010-10-19T12:15:54.816-04:002010-10-19T12:15:54.816-04:00"Hey Kal. This isn't a website, it's ..."Hey Kal. This isn't a website, it's a blog. Dummy!"<br /><br />Didn't Kal go off on Paul Kimball for not knowing the difference between a website and a blog?<br /><br />Kal is his own worst enemy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-21042094787713458972010-10-18T14:44:17.732-04:002010-10-18T14:44:17.732-04:00Currently, Korff is posting news links about Apple...Currently, Korff is posting news links about Apple, Obama, and shit like this....<br /><br />Kal Korff:<br />Did you know that 85% of all men who DIE while having sex, are cheating on their wives?<br /><br /><br />Actually, Face Book should be used for posting clap trap like this last post and not telling lies and half truths to your "friends".<br /><br />It's been a couple of weeks now that Korff has been very silent on Face Book and his template web site is basically dead, thank God.<br /><br />Couple Korff's lose of control over his face Book material, and the pitiful view total of his latest youtube template videos and you cam come to only one conclusion...<br /><br />Korff has failed and his Dear World recognizes this FACT.<br /><br />This in turn has depressed Korff to the point of losing interest in what is left of his dreadful life.<br /><br />It’s about fucking time.<br /><br />Get a life Korff.<br /><br />Michael Horn laughs at you while he’s waiting to be served his papers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-1901974102061508942010-10-17T19:41:13.205-04:002010-10-17T19:41:13.205-04:00Poached from the Korff Lite Face Book page...
Kal...Poached from the Korff Lite Face Book page...<br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />the webmaster of kalisanidiot.com, who is now being sued for Consumer Fraud.<br /><br />http://photos-<br />g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v<br />1594/51/54/526632007/n526632007_<br />1798622_7308.jpg<br /><br />and <br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />fap fap fap<br /><br />http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6q7t2OAtF1qz9qooo1_500.jpg<br /><br />and<br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />nom nom nom<br /><br />http://www.twilight-livre.com/wp-<br />content/uploads/2009/03/dakota-<br />fanning.jpg <br /><br />Jimmy Dee:<br /><br />I like this:) I am a pedophile too...<br /><br />and<br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />Legal proceedings have now begun against Martina Tycova for Consumer Fraud and the hate website kalisanidiot.com for anti-Semitism<br /><br />Jimmy Dee:<br /><br />Nail that Martina! I enquired (several times) a while ago how I could buy one of the SSS thongs advertised on her website, but she never replied to my emails.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-5998962478578351242010-10-17T19:37:24.423-04:002010-10-17T19:37:24.423-04:00Gee, thanks for the lesson asshole...
Kal Korff:
...Gee, thanks for the lesson asshole...<br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />Antarctica contains 90 percent of the world's ice, 70 percent of its fresh water. Antarctica is covered with ice an average of 7,000 feet thick. If all of it melted, sea levels would rise 61 meters (200 feet). The avg. temp in Antarctica is -37C, there is in no danger of melting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-46878481437060254982010-10-17T07:19:18.284-04:002010-10-17T07:19:18.284-04:00Oh, by the way - regarding the speculation over th...Oh, by the way - regarding the speculation over this faux KKK Facebook page:<br /><br />http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000652692402<br /><br />(Please do check it out, by the way. It is hilarious.)<br /><br />I am 100 percent certain that this is just some fellow messing with the real KKK's mind; and I am 100 percent certain that the Martina with who he swaps barbs on that page is the *real* Martina. I have had email doings with her in the past - in the course of my Korffing activities - and that is her style of English. <br /><br />Oh, and Kalvin - did I mention that I think you are udder scum, and that I loathe and despise you?<br /><br />You lying, delusional, bullying, thieving, criminal, pedophile piece of dung.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-20440417471780924172010-10-17T07:14:12.827-04:002010-10-17T07:14:12.827-04:00Those of you who live in Prague will almost certai...Those of you who live in Prague will almost certainly have seen the flyers around town advertising lessons in Wing Tsun Kung Fu.<br /><br />The little posters carry a photo of a kung fu master executing precisely the same move (elbow to face) as the "Colonel" is executing here:<br /><br />http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2010/09/kernal-krapper.html<br /><br />So once again - in a very real sense - Kalvin is ripping off someone else's work.<br /><br />I loathe you Korff. You are pure vermin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-66200928931287124592010-10-15T21:58:40.456-04:002010-10-15T21:58:40.456-04:00Korff Youtube video view update
SWATPreview1of12....Korff Youtube video view update<br /><br />SWATPreview1of12.mp4 <br /><br />143 views divided by 23 days =<br />6.2 per day.<br /><br /><br />IsItReallyTrueGuyWeddle.mp4 <br /><br />162 views divided by 42 days =<br />3.8 per day.<br /><br />No other way to view this... <br /><br />failure.<br /><br /><br />Way bother Korff? At this rate of views, your "message" is not getting out there.<br /><br />Must be way you've pretty much given up on Face Book and your template web site is more dead than RMIII "taken" over UFO Watchdog.<br /><br /><br />Web Site Stats<br /><br /><br />Unique Visitors Monthly Septemeber<br /><br />ufowatchdog.com<br />Unique Visitors = 188<br />Monthly Change = - 84.48%<br />Yearly Change = - 94.89% <br /><br />kalkorff.com<br />Unique Visitors = 208<br />Monthly Change = - 80.99%<br />Yearly Change = - 94.80% <br /><br />Dead heat in mediocrity.<br /><br /><br />Micheal Horn's web site:<br /><br />theyfly.com<br />Unique Visitors = 7116<br />Monthly Change = + 43/15%<br />Yearly Change = - 8.16% <br /><br />Ha, ha, ha!!!!<br /><br />Micheal Horn laughs at you and your template web site stats.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-55916156386692096862010-10-13T17:28:44.249-04:002010-10-13T17:28:44.249-04:00Well, one lie I found to be exeptionally egregious...Well, one lie I found to be exeptionally egregious is his claim that his official, given name is Kal, and not Kalvin.<br /><br />I mean, what is the POINT of lying about your own name, "Colonel"?Brit_in_Praguenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-74483508084660441852010-10-13T10:42:14.434-04:002010-10-13T10:42:14.434-04:00Yes, those nanbots! And if I remember right, Korff...Yes, those nanbots! And if I remember right, Korff never did have a come back for that lie.<br /><br />Korff did tell Rob that you could use a mag glass to inspect them, Rob said the professor at his local college said, no way... too small....<br /><br />That's a classic Korff Lie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-89385946133937320272010-10-13T04:36:28.805-04:002010-10-13T04:36:28.805-04:00He probably heard those stories from the Spice Gir...He probably heard those stories from the Spice Girls. How about everyone's favorite enabler-severing lie of delivering NANOBOT COMPONENTS to Rob McConnell attached to the back of MR. Korff's "book"?skamtamboapticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-39458823414887648052010-10-12T15:24:18.544-04:002010-10-12T15:24:18.544-04:00Fuck you Korff.
Remember the 14 year old you were...Fuck you Korff.<br /><br />Remember the 14 year old you were teaching English to?<br /><br />Am I misremembering this?<br /><br />And, Korff knows everyone in Hollywood, doesn’t he. Fuck you poser.<br /><br />Where's your high IQ son Korff?<br /><br />Fucking liar.<br /><br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />I have never been a "fan" of Morgan Freeman, heard too many stories about him working in LA in productions. Now I am even LESS of one.<br /><br />Morgan Freeman Free To Marry Step-Granddaughter www.yourtango.com<br />With his divorce finalized, the actor may head to the altar with a much-younger family member.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-4119179769460876692010-10-12T15:12:11.416-04:002010-10-12T15:12:11.416-04:00Another amazing lie....
Remember when Korff told ...Another amazing lie....<br /><br />Remember when Korff told the world that he would be launching a Martina e-store?<br /><br />The Martina link on Korff's template site still links to this e-store.<br /><br />Proof Korff. Proof that you lie again and again...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-91907743596000042352010-10-12T12:07:35.026-04:002010-10-12T12:07:35.026-04:00Here's my lie. Going WAY WAY back, when Korff ...Here's my lie. Going WAY WAY back, when Korff re-started his web site, Korff posted a "song". It was an instrumental; probably produce with the help of Garage Band. You could easily download the .mp3 (I did but I can’t find it).<br /><br />It was very amateur, nothing much to hear.<br /><br />Of interest here is that Korff couldn’t help himself but to promise the world that his full length CD would be released soon. This was around 2006.<br /><br />Korff reserved the name for his site in 1997. The site was up for a while and then he moved to CZ. Sometime in 2006 his template site was up and running, such as it is.<br /><br />Anyway, I’ll try and find that .mp3.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-33393827029216473612010-10-12T11:56:23.758-04:002010-10-12T11:56:23.758-04:00Kal please start taking your medication again. You...Kal please start taking your medication again. You are delusional.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-1096451005703898252010-10-12T11:55:55.366-04:002010-10-12T11:55:55.366-04:00Honey trap. LMAO! I forgot about this one where Ka...Honey trap. LMAO! I forgot about this one where Kal claims he uses attractive women using sex to get at targets. ROTF!! Kal can't even fool non-English speaking bar whores so what makes him think anyone would believe Kal? Honeytrap. LOL!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-89938378090906044772010-10-12T10:56:36.133-04:002010-10-12T10:56:36.133-04:00And so it goes...
Face Book poach...
Kal Korff:
...And so it goes...<br /><br />Face Book poach...<br /><br />Kal Korff:<br /><br />Gotta love Israel. We have an episode in the new show about this called For Our Country, I think it's episode 6 and 7.<br /><br />Israeli Rabbi Blesses 'Honeytrap' Sex for Spies abcnews.go.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-22849334561664179892010-10-11T20:02:05.252-04:002010-10-11T20:02:05.252-04:00AMAZING! — Incredible HAND Dancing! — Youtube Vide...AMAZING! — Incredible HAND Dancing! — Youtube Video<br /><br />Written by Public Relations<br />Monday, 11 October 2010<br />+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /><br />Yes. We all know that Kal Korff does the famous hand in his own pants dance several times a day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-37637682367901154822010-10-11T19:26:42.549-04:002010-10-11T19:26:42.549-04:00Face Book Update
29 posts in 11 hours.
Guess he&...Face Book Update<br /><br />29 posts in 11 hours.<br /><br />Guess he's back from his covert, nanobot operations....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com