tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post8277931341774797875..comments2024-03-26T09:51:56.823-04:00Comments on Kalvin Korff is a IDIOT: Is Kal changing his name to Forrest Gump?Kal is an idiothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05911784560920119756noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-84822795755679591252009-06-20T23:11:11.605-04:002009-06-20T23:11:11.605-04:00>> some with identical footage! <<
??...>> some with identical footage! <<<br /><br />?????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-15172345272419470422009-06-20T21:54:28.474-04:002009-06-20T21:54:28.474-04:00re: Kutna Hora bone church.
Kal gives us an 'e...re: Kutna Hora bone church.<br />Kal gives us an 'exclusive look' in his 2-part videos. Duh! Not very exclusive, since YouTube has over 600 other videos of the same thing, some with identical footage!<br />Does anyone actually believe that Kal travelled the 40 miles or so to Kutna Hora and paid the 70 Kcz admission and camera fees just to take that footage?<br />Personally, I'd rather watch Martina model her new line of skimpy little clothing things!<br /><br />(No bones about it!) - LOL<br /><br />DiggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-88140421380612621642009-06-20T21:08:52.002-04:002009-06-20T21:08:52.002-04:00How long till Kal takes full credit for the Irania...How long till Kal takes full credit for the Iranian Revolution going on right now?<br /><br />F1 RacerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-76314684666465192622009-06-20T12:17:57.163-04:002009-06-20T12:17:57.163-04:00>>> ... Kal's Korner will broadcast r...>>> ... Kal's Korner will broadcast regularly now each TUESDAY EVENINGS, not on Saturday mornings like it did on The 'X' Zone Radio Show. <<<<br /><br />Yes, like you DID, Kalvin. Booted off your only opportunity.<br /><br />>> During the next few weeks KalKorff.com and its partner web sites will make the transformation into a new online TV network. <<<<br /><br />Okay, now it would be common for any " partner web sites" to link to your template site so let’s see....<br /><br />A basic search turns up:<br /><br />http://www.bing.com/search?q=%22<br />kalkorff.com%22+-site%3<br />Akalkorff.com&FORM=MSNH<br /><br />Many of these links are from a few years ago. And the majority is negative in nature.<br /><br />Anyway, I went through them and, surprise, I can't find a one which would "seem" to want to partner with Kernel Kupcake.<br /><br />I might be wrong. I don't think so, but I might be...<br /><br />Oh, regarding those Bone Church videos? I think they were shot with a still camera, using the video option. Listen carefully and you can hear the shutter cover hitting body of the camera and the look and sound seem a good fit.<br /><br />FNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-88523900699592059522009-06-20T12:06:28.519-04:002009-06-20T12:06:28.519-04:00Dear God in heaven, you are insane, Korff. Complet...Dear God in heaven, you are insane, Korff. Completely mad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-35846537716553350022009-06-20T09:04:06.088-04:002009-06-20T09:04:06.088-04:00Huh.Huh.Squonkamaticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-20484075171056278882009-06-20T02:54:56.428-04:002009-06-20T02:54:56.428-04:00Oooh, just noticed. The "Colonel" has ju...Oooh, just noticed. The "Colonel" has just posted Kutna Hora - part 2. I think I'll save it up for tonight.<br /><br />You're pathetic, "Colonel". Dear God, how I loathe you...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-42008845875184832622009-06-20T02:53:23.366-04:002009-06-20T02:53:23.366-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-1144239803879047122009-06-20T02:49:25.711-04:002009-06-20T02:49:25.711-04:00"I like the one of him getting that trophy --..."I like the one of him getting that trophy -- but what was it FOR?"<br />---as we all know, Kalvin used to write a crappy "English language column" for the crappy, and now defunct, "Metropolitni expres" - a freebie newspaper that was handed out on Prague's metro system.<br /><br />Metropolitni expres fielded a side to take part in a five-a-side soccer tournament against teams from other Prague-based newspapers.<br /><br />Metropolitni expres's team came second in the tournament, and Kal's teammates nominated him as the guy who would step up and accept the trophy at the awards ceremony (which was a small segment of a larger media event).<br /><br />That's it. No big deal. Though that didn't stop him devoting an entire column to the shenanigans (including some hopelessly inaccurate/non-existant soccer terminology in the "vocabulary list at the bottom).<br /><br />There was also brief footage of the awards ceremony in one of his very earliest YouTube videos.<br /><br />Gotta get on with living now...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-78392781271937608232009-06-19T23:38:32.049-04:002009-06-19T23:38:32.049-04:00Poor Kal, the walls are closing in!
F1 RacerPoor Kal, the walls are closing in!<br /><br /><br />F1 RacerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-65422620342950360732009-06-19T14:53:33.884-04:002009-06-19T14:53:33.884-04:00http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches<br /><br />Kal loses to this guy on so many levels. Instead of going after the big fish, the SAPSTOE aims his nanobot-tech parts at RMIII, David Biedny, Paul Kimball.<br /><br />It's enough to put a smile on my face.<br /><br />anonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-70620456483581967412009-06-19T12:53:54.401-04:002009-06-19T12:53:54.401-04:00We psychically predict, although we are NOT "...We psychically predict, although we are NOT "psychic" that what this means…<br /><br />>>> UFO WatchCat Gets Ready To Purr Again... <<<<br /><br />is...<br /><br />Kal is trying to persuade Martina to come back by putting up a section on his template site which "might" help generate for Martina some much needed cash.<br /><br />I say might because, none of the links work and nobody goes to his site but Korffers and people interested in Korffing.<br /><br />It’s a come on, as in “Come on Martina, I’ll let you sell stuff off my site if you’ll just loan me that camcorder again!”<br /><br />Martina, please, I implore you, don’t believe anything this little Toad tells you.<br /><br />Run off to Hawaii before it’s too late.<br /><br />FNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-78418438752118246382009-06-19T12:39:15.692-04:002009-06-19T12:39:15.692-04:00UFO WatchCat Gets Ready To Purr Again... PDF ...UFO WatchCat Gets Ready To Purr Again... PDF Print E-mail<br />News - Latest News<br />Written by Public Relations <br />Friday, 19 June 2009 10:22<br /><br />UFO WatchCat will return shortly.<br /><br />Developing...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-41852303243237094852009-06-18T22:56:45.502-04:002009-06-18T22:56:45.502-04:00Classic:
Kernel Fruitcake
Kernel Nutbread
Kernel ...Classic:<br /><br />Kernel Fruitcake<br />Kernel Nutbread<br />Kernel Kumquat<br />Kernel Beanbag<br />Kernel Grocery Sack<br />Kernel Hockey Puck<br />Kernel Door Knob<br />Kernel Fruit Pie<br />Kernel Door Bell<br />Kernal Hubcap<br /><br />Maybe you should apologize to the real colonels and take off you unearned rank.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-82225402854836223252009-06-18T21:55:53.718-04:002009-06-18T21:55:53.718-04:00Let’s see if I understand the latest from Kernel F...Let’s see if I understand the latest from Kernel Fruitcake. Lieutenant Colonel Kevin Randle is bad because he said that the FBI threatened people to keep them quiet about this Roswell thing. Kernel Cupcake said that the properly elected sheriff of an Oregon county is a liar and has engaged in a cover up on the shooting of another Korff.<br /><br />Kernel Nutbread said that the properly appointed peace officers have engaged in a cover up to hide who shot Korff and that they had no legal right to shoot him. These deputies engaged in lying and falsifying evidence in the incident and are bad people, not who you think of when talking about deputies and law enforcement officers.<br /><br />I’m sorry, I don’t get the difference. Colonel Randle was repeating what people told him, all properly documented. Kernel Kumquat has alleged documentation but all we see are his various rantings about this and his claims of “forensic” evidence but the Korff brother is sitting in the slam, not found “innocent” but not guilty on the more serious charge. He’s still in the slam and was found guilty on other charges, unless Kernel Magpie has some magical way of showing us all how the justice system was rigged against the Korff family and then we’re back to Kernel Beanbag maligning the whole of Oregon and US justice, which again, doesn’t seem as bad as anything Colonel Randle said.<br /><br />And didn’t Kernel Grocery Sack go after Lieutenant Colonel Jesse Marcel, Sr., a man who served in a real Army during the Second World War, earning not only a couple of Air Medals but also the Bronze Star. Who has more credibility here?<br /><br />And what about Colonel Jesse Marcel, Jr. Didn’t Kernel Hockey Puck make some nasty comments about him, a man who just recently served in Iraq, who has a real medical degree, and who is now retired from a real military organization? Shouldn’t Kernel Door Knob offer some evidence that this meta-organization exists in a real world rather just keep spewing the nonsense that the name is Jewish and none of us can read Hebrew?<br /><br />Kernel Fruit Pie has offered no proof of his wild claims about S3, yet continues to refer to himself as a colonel when he has no right to the title, unlike those other three men who rose through the ranks of military organizations recognized around the world and that all have a web presence that is not linked back to them. Our friend, Kernel Door Bell can’t provide a single shred of evidence that anyone has ever offered him a commission in any officially recognized organization and I include the Civil Air Patrol and the State Guard Association of the United States.<br /><br />So, Kernal Hubcap, how about taking off the rank insignia that you didn’t earn, stop calling yourself a colonel, or realize that the Stolen Valor Act of 2006 comes into play? You might be living in Prague, but you are still an American citizen and the law applies to you. And even if you belong to some Israeli organization, you should be wearing Israeli rank and not American. It won’t be long before someone turns your name into the FBI, who has jurisdiction in these cases. You might want to check out the law before the FBI asks you some embarrassing questions about your title. <br /><br />And isn’t it against the law for an American citizen to belong to a military organization in another country? Oh, yeah, this is some kind of civilian organization that is going to open an office in Prague. Where is that office?<br /><br />Maybe you should apologize to the real colonels and take off you unearned rank.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-77425422467634455692009-06-18T19:34:17.243-04:002009-06-18T19:34:17.243-04:00Posted July 27, 2007
Lookin' good, Kal!
http...Posted July 27, 2007<br /><br />Lookin' good, Kal!<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH9kslxZFBgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-64867977541573219322009-06-18T14:17:28.501-04:002009-06-18T14:17:28.501-04:00>>> and let Kal go postal every other wee...>>> and let Kal go postal every other week. The fact that Royce Meyers can do so without actually doing anything is udderly hilarious, and sad at the same time. <<<<br /><br />The same can be said for this blog, although RMIII really does do NOTHING to get Kalvin's goat.<br /><br />This blog just sets Kalvin up for some kind of silly response.<br /><br />It's really too bad that Kalvin couldn't work up the nut sack to meet with Kimball, on his own turf, and take him on, head on and SPEAK FOR HIMSELF.<br /><br />As Ray Santilli said when queried the question, "Ray, this could go on forever!" Santilli, "Great, so be it."<br /><br />Kalvin, keep reading this blog and await your comeuppance, from... Worlds Away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-12449701131813982712009-06-18T13:21:30.324-04:002009-06-18T13:21:30.324-04:00D'oh -- that was supposed to be a 3 post yarn ...D'oh -- that was supposed to be a 3 post yarn and somehow I lost the middle section. Kal, just get over the Royce thing and the Randle thing and the Kimball thing and the Friedman thing and the Tonnes thing and the Biedney thing. Show us more of you having fun & getting somewhere with your own pursuits. We really don't care about your conflicts with these people and they give your critics more of an argument than you can apparently handle on your own.<br /><br />Now back to our regularly scheduled lives, away from the idiot fringe.Squonkamaticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-62184964591176919322009-06-18T13:16:39.453-04:002009-06-18T13:16:39.453-04:00Kal did win a couple of points with me with some o...Kal did win a couple of points with me with some of the images included in his laborious 3 minute introduction bit. If nothing else it looks like Kal's been having some fun in Prague and did some things that he's proud of. Why he can't just talk about those things and constantly has to drag these ninnying idiotic comparisons to other people is what nags at me. Whatever points he may have scored with some of those clips or stills (I like the one of him getting that trophy -- but what was it FOR??) is instantly undone by reading that now he's dedicating a "book" on his brother's case to Royce and making some pinhead "documentary" on his laptop about his issues with Stanton Friedman. <br /><br />Hell he should have done that long, long ago if he was really serious about it, which reinforces the conclusion that the only reason he's doing it now is an attempt to discredit Paul Kimball before "Worlds Away" premieres. Which is petty, juvenile, asinine and childish, especially when one considers that Paul actively tried to get Kal to play a direct role in the documentary, going so far as to actually visit Prague with his camera crew or whoever. Kalvin's response was to go into hiding and now attack Paul indirectly via Stanton, which is cowardly and cheap.<br /><br />Kal K. Korff really IS his own worst enemy. His critics don't have to do anything except continue being who they are and let Kal go postal every other week. The fact that Royce Meyers can do so without actually doing anything is udderly hilarious, and sad at the same time. Sad that this 48 year old guy can't just get on with his life, it seems as though he's enjoyed some of it and that's what his potential audience might respond to, not the negativistic mindless obsessive attacks on those who could really care less what he thinks or does.<br /><br />More silly hats!!!Squonkamaticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-69375519201056457632009-06-18T13:15:29.585-04:002009-06-18T13:15:29.585-04:00Poor dumb deluded Kal K. Korff.
Propz to the lad...Poor dumb deluded Kal K. Korff. <br /><br />Propz to the lady friend who stated that most people don't have time to follow the idiot fringe on YouTube, by the way. For most of us YouTube is a way to see old music videos we never got a good look at, silly cat videos from CanIHasCheezeburger, tutorials on picking locks or movies/TV shows that we were always curious about. It's a diversion rather than a platform to the majority of it's non-industry users, which is exactly why it's losing money. Kal Korff has more in common with Chris Crocker freaking out about Britney Spears than he does with most of us, the main difference being that Crocker's content has a compelling nature to it that can be fun when in the right frame of mind. It's entertainment. That's why I suggest Kal rethinking his approach: the whole "education" angle is presumptuous and aggressively asinine. When he isn't wearing silly hats that is. I say more silly hats! <br /><br />There's also a disconnect between the claims of wild popularity by Korff that isn't reflected in the play counts he gets for his videos. Someone found a statistic of around 1650 unique hits for Kalvin's website over a 30 day period, yet his videos are getting maybe 60 plays in 30 days, suggesting that his readers really aren't interested in his video postings. Even if it's being watched as an embed on his site the number of plays by unique users is shown, so of those 1650 visitors only a small minority are actually looking at the videos, and the conjecture that most of them are Korffers keeping an eye on Kalvin's antics is probably right on the money.<br /><br />But back to the real reason why I'm chiming in here, Kalvin's continuing delusional obsession with Royce Meyers the 3rd. There's a kind of SO WHAT? factor involved with seeing someone boasting of their competition with a website that's been effectively abandoned by it's creator and archived on someone else's server as a favor to them. Royce hasn't added any content or updated his information since 2007 and according to the statistics from Compete.com is still cleaning Kalvin's clock. But SO WHAT? he obviously doesn't care -- Who is the Professor trying to impress by boasting of doing better? Who cares? Or who is supposed to care?Squonkamaticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-42913773984650164012009-06-18T04:55:40.519-04:002009-06-18T04:55:40.519-04:00Last thing from me today-
I uploaded his Stoner o...Last thing from me today- <br />I uploaded his Stoner on the Mount videos:<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIHghlUNLNg<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0qXI3vtp34We.Are.Kult.Of.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16425895101721641072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-92230294251461341362009-06-18T04:52:59.585-04:002009-06-18T04:52:59.585-04:00About what Anon said in his last post, "...Ka...About what Anon said in his last post, "...Kal uses the same music that Kult of Kal used when his video was pulled by You-Tube for copyright infringement. Why?"<br /><br />Kernal Koko is using music from a free library of music clips (iMovie application on a Mac). No, my video got yanked because I originally used the Superman theme, as Kal rips open his bomber jacket to show off the t-shirt that "shows exactly how it happened!"<br />Being yanked, I had to replace the Superman theme with the free music clip you can hear today, then I reposted the video. That's why, at the video's end, I go out of my way to mention the music is royalty-free from Apple.<br /><br />Now, here is what I find scary... Apple provides about 100-150 music clips in their iMovie application. Why the fuck did Kal decide on the very same one I used?<br /><br />By the way, if you have to watch Kal rip open his jacket again like Superman, it's here, at around 2:25 here:<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV4cJkkuGOs<br /><br />It was so much better with the Superman theme, I think. <br /><br />If you're really paying attention:<br />-I used 2 versions, a short, then a long variant, of that clip.<br />-the music clip for the Kal1 vid credits is the same music for Kal3 video as Kal walks to and from teh UN Assembly podium. And, again in Kal3 video, there is a short and a long version. :)We.Are.Kult.Of.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16425895101721641072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-2456992024903968942009-06-18T04:07:29.849-04:002009-06-18T04:07:29.849-04:00Doin' some late night Korffing.
Thanks, Brad ...Doin' some late night Korffing.<br /><br />Thanks, Brad Hudson. It seems as though Kal is appropriating from all kinds of sources now:<br /><br />In the 3 minute intro in latest videos Kal launches a line from Seattle to Prague. Seattle is where Kal decided to fight terrorism after the Space Needle was targeted for New Year's Eve, 2000 (after he was "married"). When the line stops at Prague Kal uses the same music that Kult of Kal used when his video was pulled by You-Tube for copywright infringement. Why?<br /><br />Also, who is the gentleman at 1:45 with the goatee? Anybody know? I recognize Scott Ritter photographed with Kal from a secret video....<br /><br />Kal also makes some sort of connection between a Czech coat of arms and another with Hebrew writing at 2:09. It's a Lion on a coat of arms, Kal. Part of this elaborate self-mythology you've built for yourself I would guess.<br /><br />Martina pinning the mike on Kal at 2:30.<br /><br />And the best I've ever seen Kal is at 2:53. He's just served 7 or 8 beautiful Czech women a free american style dinner with adjutant Avimi, the tall mouth-breather, in tow. <br /><br />I've only been Korffing for a couple of years, but if you were to read the entire contents on this blog, and older related threads on CZ expats, it would take hours! <br /><br />Hopefully, "Worlds Away" will condense all the douchebaggery (or buggery) for the un-inclined to ponder upon the trajectory of a lonely lunatic. <br /><br />As my girlfriend has pointed out on more than one occasion, not everybody has a job where they can take time out to watch the lunatic fringe on YOUTUBE.<br /><br />Which is what Kal, in his mad genius mind, seems to be crystallizing lately with visual weirdness.<br /><br />Korffer out<br /><br />anonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-64696605672312683412009-06-18T03:19:13.667-04:002009-06-18T03:19:13.667-04:00Kal better hope that what he's selling is his ...Kal better hope that what he's selling is his own original work. From the phrasing Kal is using it looks as if he's going to take one of Friedman's own documentaries (probably <i>Flying Saucers are Real!</i>) and basically comment over it (with his "corrections").<br /><br />If that's the case Kal better be prepared to get hit with a serious lawsuit and criminal charges as Mr. Friedman is not one to just let someone steal his work and then change it. The criminal part of it will be video piracy.<br /><br />It's obvious that Paul's upcoming doc has Kal all sorts of scared and this is his feeble attempt to "get his documentary released first". Of course Kal told me in an email that he predicted Paul would do a "hit piece" about him and he had been filming his own piece on Paul for the last 2 years. Methinks Kall has picked the wrong family to f with.Brad Hudsonhttp://www.kalisrael.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784167057392169586.post-44519340334264537272009-06-18T02:05:03.376-04:002009-06-18T02:05:03.376-04:00Lies:
>>> UFO WatchCat is not only enorm...Lies:<br /><br />>>> UFO WatchCat is not only enormously popular now, but its web site received more "hits" or visits in ONE DAY, than Royce Myers III gets in a WHOLE MONTH! <<<<br /><br />Lies, liar, lying....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com