Kal Korff is an IDIOT

Kal K. Korff LIES about lecturing at IAU

2012-02-17T03:47:00.000-04:00

Lads i think you should all know that kal K. Korff NEVER lectured at the International Astronomical Union's General Assembly held in Prague in 2006. This is but another sad bit from Kal that has a grain of truth imbedded in a much larger falsehood. Kal used his media credentials from Metropolitni Expres to access the event as a "journalist" and used the opportunity to for a picture of him at the event with a microphone in hand. This microphone was for questions from the press and Kal was NEVER a lecturer let alone an actual participant at the event.

A commenter left on this very blog is further evidence of Kal's deception:
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Hello,

A man named, Kal K. Korff, is making a claim that he gave a talk, or a lecture at an International Astronomical Union conference held in Prague in the mid 2000's, maybe 2006'ish?

I was hoping you could assist me in confirming that Kal K. Korff did indeed give a speech at this event. If you can not, do I need to send my question to some one else?

KIAI

Response from the man in charge:

Ian Corbett

We have no record of Kal Korff ever giving a talk at an IAU meeting.
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I appreciate the person asking the question and getting an answer but it was not me so I am not sure why my KIAI is in the post. Not a problem though lads. So there you have it with more bullshit from kal.

Kal K. Korff on the run?

2012-02-13T01:55:00.000-04:00

Well lads looks as though poor desperate Kal Korff has gone aloft from all. He knows there is a big pack of information about to be released about him that will FOREVER EXPOSE him and EXPOSE HIS LIES for all to see.

Comments lads? Thoughts? Stories? Come one share all!!

A tribute to a true Koffer!

2012-02-06T23:51:00.001-04:00

Kal Korff will REALLY be exposed soon!!!!!

2012-01-26T21:12:00.000-04:00

The bollocks published long ago by this rob McConel character are NOTHING compared to what is coming up from the one and only FN. Kal you stupid fat desperate fool you have no clue what is about to slam into you. It is a little called the TRUTH something you are not very familiar with. I have seen it and it is going to EXPOSE KAL K. KORFF for good!!!!!!!!!

KAL K. KORFF TO BE EXPOSED SOON!!!!

2012-01-21T16:04:00.000-04:00

It is coming soon lads! Kal K. Korff will be DEFINITIVELY EXPOSED by none other than our very own FN soon! Oh Kal you poor dumb cunt if you only knew what was coming. It is massive and most certainly lads will show you exactly the bollocks of Kal K. Korff.

Kal K. Korff has impersonated a military officer and terrorism specialist. His claims about his education are EXPOSED. Hell lads ALL of Kal's claims are EXAMINED AND EXPOSED one by one. This is not going to be good for Kal and it should not be considering the number of times Kal K. Korff has MISLEAD THE PUBLIC and LIED TO CONSUMERS.

And lads I am rather curious as to how the "genius" Kal claims to be cannot even get his own timeline correct. Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT!

KAL K. KORFF EXPOSED

2012-01-14T03:54:00.007-04:00

Lads it looks like that arse Kal K. Korff gets to dodge a bullet for another month or so. Our very own FN has done a massive amount of work compiling a massive amount of information on Kal. I was able to see it prior to it being withheld for a longer period as FN is conducting more work and adding massive information to already BRILLIANT piece of work EXPOSING KAL K. KORFF thoroughly in a detailed piece that will have Kal and his bollocks running for the hills lads! Kal you stupid fat cunt. You have not a clue what is coming at you! I will post the website just as soon as FN has finished up exposing Kal so soundly that it will actually cause Kal to feel it right through taht stupid cowboy hat and those FAKE military collar rank!!!!

The F-bomb kid

2012-01-11T21:57:00.000-04:00

Come on now Kal we all know how bloody full of it you are when you claim the be the a-bomb kid. Everyone knows you are indeed the f-bom kid. "Fuck you Milos Bartu!" Ring any bells Kal? ahahahahahhhhaaaaaa!!!!!!

THE TRUTH IS COMING KAL AND IT IS COMING AT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE INDIAN PRINCESS! HOW MUST IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT AFTER TRYING TO RUIN SO MANY PEOPLE WITH YOUR LIES KAL THAT YOU WILL FINALLY GET A NICE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE CAPS LOCK AND ALL!!

How did you get so creepy Kal? HOW???? You are a bloody loon there Kal!

Kal K. Korff EXPOSED like never before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-01-04T06:04:00.001-04:00

Time for that cunt Kal to get his comeuppance lads! Our very own Korffer extraordinaire FN has over 7 gigabytes of data pertaining to Kal including 3000 emails, interviews with 100s of people, documents and all will reveal the truth about that Kal K. Korff has been running from for decades now!!! Are you ready to have it all come crashing down around you Kal?????? Gather round http://www.ufowatchcat.com soon and witness KAL K. KORFF EXPOSED FOR GOOD!!!! Martina Tycova would be proud! aaahhhahahahahaahahahahaaaahahahh!

Kal Korff EXPOSED revisited!

2011-12-29T23:32:00.002-04:00

It is always a pleasure hearing how stupid Kal K. Korff is and how he got CAUGHT STEALING and FRAUDULENTLY MISREPRESENT himself and commit IDENTITY THEFT by impersonating a lawyer. Here lads is an all time classic featuring the one and only Don Ecker and our very own F1 Racer EXPOSING Kal K. Korff on worldwide radio including listeners in the Czech Republic. Kal went so far lads to try and get his mommy to pay for it! ahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaa!!! Listen here lads as Don Ecker and F1 Racer EXPOSE Kal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhk2ETIPQkI

Just wait until 2012 lads when Kal K. Korff is definitively EXPOSED!!!! It's coming like a freight train and running Kal's stupid arse right over then!!!!!!!

And let us not forget soon lads this bit posted by a Korffer: "Secret X Wars Manuscript Lies

December 2008: This was was said after Korff promised the video showing the manuscript being shipped off to the publisher.

Kal Korff: Prometheus put the book on "indefinite hold" after it was late.

and

May, 2010

Kal Korff: In JULY, Captain Franks is coming to see me, and he will take custody of the Secret Wars project/manuscript. He will be here for several days, then he will fly back to the United States and he will deliver it to Prometheus Books.

and a year later...

May 9th 2011

Kal Korff Sends Chapter For Peer Review

and a day later....

May 10 2011

Kal Korff: begins final edits on 6 volume set...."

December 2011

Kal Korff: I will submit the material to the publisher soon, my "kritics" can look up their names and reprinted threats and bozo postings in the index, then go online when the book is out and see them reposted (along with the police reports, etc.,) on my new web site which will launch after the first of the year.

and

December 2011

Dear Interested Party,

We have no manuscript for this project at this time.

Sincerely,

**** *********
Editorial Assistant
Prometheus Books"

Kal has been promising this book for YEARS and NOTHING has ever come of it!! ahahahahahahah!!

Kal K. Korff gets caught AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!

2011-12-19T22:07:00.000-04:00

From our very own FN:

Korff told us he was "updating his site so it could handle video better, etc."

November 18, 2011 – Kal Korff: The second news is that my web site will be replicated in several places on the Internet now, and also with the same firm that hosts the web site my "kritics" (two cyberstalkers) make which always "attacks" me and lies about me. The idea is to have it on the same server, so that when they try to launch another DOS attack, they'll also cause themselves to go offline.

November 19, 2011 - Kal Korff: I am really excited about the new web site, it looks nothing like the old one and is much more functional instead of crammed with too many graphics and information overload. It is more concise and every option navigation wise is visible on the screen. It will take me a few more days to get it done, and it will be hosted in several locations, I have been closing deals with the new hosters today while designing it. It will also be much more interactive and features lots of new content. Stay tuned.... :-)

December 2, 2011 - Kal Korff: My new web sites are being majorly overhauled and redesigned to accommodate them and other new content, and also simplified. I am not in a hurry to get this done, just to do it right.

Here is the truth my friends.

Korff free internet hosting service was hacked and its hard drives were wiped clean of all material. Since the end of October, 2011, they’ve hosted nothing and by the looks of it, they’ve given up hosting ever again.

Kalvin Karlton Korff, the TRUTH is you’re free service went belly up and you can’t afford to host your own band width. All the rest of your claims are, as Big Don Ecker would say, horse shit!

Caught in another lie using evidence and Korff’s own words.

Text taken directly from http://www.1st-amendment.net/ web site.

Closed Down - October 2011

In our opinion due to a clever combination of hacking, a mis-sold hardware configuration and the corruption of backups (hack just happended to occur at the same time as the backup executed - suggesting prior intel on schedule times), we lost the vast bulk of content on our server. Content lost forever.

We believe it is now impossible to host free speech websites in the USA anymore - constitution wise. The United States is now no longer a free country, where you can express views without fear of censorship or even imprisonment, or as in our case not be subjected to dirty tricks.

If you are looking for hosting, we suggest instead using de-centralized internet services like the freenet project.

We wish to thank our previous customers and wish them well in their future projects.

So there you have it lads!!! Kal K. Korff caught in more lies!!!! ahahahahahhhaaaahahahahaaha!!!

Kal K. Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!!

2011-12-19T21:21:00.000-04:00

So now lads here we have bloated Kal K. Korff on about being published in a variety of newspapers but the truth of it all lads should come to no surprise as none of it is true. Kal is also now infringing on trademarked and copyrighted names by claiming he is now doing a weekly column called World Weekly Review. Sorry Kal you bloated bum but that name is taken and legally owned by someone else. So this makes Kal an intellectual property thief! It is obvious Kal stole this idea from India Info OnLine where there is a weekly piece about worldwide market fluctuations and other market news. Did your Indian princess get this for you Kal? ahahahahahhhaaahaahahahaahaa!

And to add to the embarrassment that is Kal K. Korff a search of online databases that specialize in magazine articles found nothing new for Kal since the time he conned a free rag paper into letting him write ridiculous columns here in Prague.

You are CAUGHT AGAIN Kal! How many more humiliating times do you need to be EXPOSED Kal?? How amny more LIES do you need to get CAUGHT IN???? Imagine what you could have done Kal with all this energy you put into these delusions of yours!!! By the way Kal have you heard from the embassy yet? I hear you should be expecting a visit any time now and just in time to spend the holidays with your relatives in the states.

Kal fell in love with his own reflection

2011-12-14T10:54:00.000-04:00

Well lads I thought I would post this piece of bullshit written by Kal and posted to the nation Master website. Quite a laugh of a read I must say. My comments included and as always i appreciate your comments on this rubbish. Don't miss out on the new video from Santa in a floppy hat where Santa roundly trounces Kal!!

Kal K. Korff, (born Steven Thomas ) is the President and Chief Executive Officer of CriticalThinkers

Armed with an IQ of more than 200, known worldwide for solving numerous mysteries, whether they are criminal, historical, scientific, or even “paranormal,” Kal Korff is an Author, Broadcaster, Columnist and Investigative Journalist known for his hard-hitting exposes and doing original research. Korff's enormously popular column, "Kal's Korner", appears at least three times a day in print and is read by millions around the world each week in several languages. In addition, "Kal's Korner" also appears on the popular syndicated radio program The "X" Zone Radio Show, hosted by famed Canadian Broadcaster, Rob McConnell.

Kal is too fucking stupid to have anything above an average if not subpar IQ. Kal uses the researchof others as his own and has not been writing for any newspapers for years and years after getting FIRED from a free ad laden paper handed out. And his stuff was never read by millions around the world it was read by bored people during the rail rush. And we all know how Kal was kicked off xzone radio.

Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry.

Show me one thesis or original research paper written by Kal on any of the topics he claims. Kal can barely manage to wipe his own arse. We also know that Kal's computer claims are lies.

Kal has written and has had published more than 4,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world. Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe.

No Kal has never written 4,000 articles. You see Kal has his own brand of math he uses to arrive at these outlandish figures. His math is called lying.

A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or “Star Wars” program.

More rubbish from Kal. What Kal won;t tell you is that he was NEVER directly employed by LLNL and he NEVER worked on the Star Wars program. Kal's work at Apple and Claris was just more bullshit.

A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance. Kal’s original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN’s Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC’s Leeza. Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily.

Since when was stalking, lying, and acting like a crazed dick considered humanitarian? It is true that Kal weaseled his way onto some shows and in some newspapers. Kal actually said that one article in the San Jose Mercury that exposes him as a complete buffoon wasn't real because there is a picture showing Kal wearing glass and Kal claims he doesn't wear glasses and therefor the article is a fake. What????

Rewriting and Correcting History by Making It

Kal Korff first made history in June of 1976 when he was a teenager and became the youngest person ever known to develop a fully functional design for a nuclear "doomsday" weapon. His concentrated Plutonium-based, high vaporization yield atomic bomb project was entered into the local science fair as a "physics experiment", as was his other science project on extraterrestrial life. Both of Korff's entries won. Shortly afterwards, Korff's design was "secured" and he began taking special College Prep or CP classes in high school. Kal Korff finished high school in three years, and returned during his fourth year to graduate with his classmates.

Kal can call it rewriting history but adults call it lying. Kal stole the story of the real A-Bomb Kid and it is a well known fact that Kal never built anything close to a bomb other than his own pathetic life.

Before he finished high school, Korff completed his first book: The Meier Incident: The Most Infamous Hoax in UFOlogy, (Towne Scribe Press, 1980) which sold out. He also became the youngest ever Columnist for Gambi Publications in New York, and wrote the monthly UFO Photo File analysis section of UFO Report magazine, which pioneered the first analysis of UFO-related photos and films by the modern computing processing techniques now common today. Korff worked with the Jet Propulsion Laboratory and Quantex Corporation, both pioneers in the computerized image enhancement field.

So if Kal is the first person to ever do these things or the youngest, why isn;t he some sort of world record holder?

On November 22, 1993 Kal Korff made history again when he appeared on CNN's Larry King Live! during the special 30th anniversary show dedicated to the memory of President John F. Kennedy, who was assassinated in Dallas, Texas, on November 22, 1963. After a 16 year study, Kal Korff received worldwide recognition for being the first person to actually solve JFK's murder. In honor of his historic achievement, Kal Korff replaced famed "Case Closed" author Gerald Posner, who was originally sought for the show. Korff appeared on Larry King Live! along with former House Select Committee for Assassinations Chief Investigator (HSCA) Gaeton Fonzi, and in a one-sided debate that everyone universally agrees Korff won, Fonzi's claims were effectively shredded by Korff and disproven in his comprehensive 16 year study. His win over Fonzi was so complete, that not a single caller telephoned in to speak to Gaeton Fonzi that night on Larry King Live.

Ah yes Kal's crowning moment where he conned his way onto the Larry King show. Kal claimed Larry wanted to do another show but larry's producer said it would never happen.

In late 1996 Korff made history yet another time when he played a key role as an expert witness in the O.J. Simpson civil defense case, which resulted in a conviction against Simpson via a guilty verdict. Korff used his unique expertise on Kennedy's assassination to help prep and brief lawyers who then successfully cross-examined and subsequently destroyed the credibility of Simpson's "photographic expert" and JFK "conspiracy buff", Robert J. Groden.

Kal was never an expert witness and never worked on the OJ Simpson case in any capacity. I seem to recall Kal claiming he worked for the prosecution during the criminal trial too. I'd ask Kal to prove it but he can;t because it never happened.

On July 4, 1997 Kal Korff made history still again. In a historic all day broadcast live from studios at MSNBC headquarters in Redmond, Washington at Microsoft; NBC headquarters in New York; Roswell, New Mexico; the Jet Propulsion Laboratories in Pasadena, California; and from the planet Mars, literally -- all live and all day -- Kal Korff appeared on TV as a special, featured honored guest with the Mars Pathfinder landing team. On the show with Korff were Captain James McAndrew of the United States Air Force and author of the two Roswell UFO investigations for the United States Government and United States Air Force, and Colonel Joe Kittinger, a genuine American hero who still holds the world's record for the highest altitude parachute jump.

And I'm sure if we asked Captain McAndrew and Colonel Kittinger who you are they'd say "Who?" Stop living in the last century Kal.

In July of 2006 the largest Czech daily newspapers in the European Union published several exclusive stories which blew open and subsequently proved the long standing rumors that Kal Korff is also a Captain in an elite unit known as the Special Secret Services or (S3)[1]]. Korff focuses specifically on counter terrorism operations, penetration, disruption and take down initiatives, and is also involved in execution. Additionally, Korff helps expose and prosecute consumer frauds.

What Kal means to say here is that the largest free giveaway advertisement filled newspaper in the Czech Republic had an article written by Kal in which Kal claimed to be a colonel in an organization that does not exist.

In 2007 Korff is expected to make history still further with his three book series called Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, which will be published by Prometheus Books in 2007 and is considered to be the definitive work on terrorism yet written. Volume II of the series is regarded as the final word on the Munich Massacre at the 1972 Olympics, and it exposes George Jonas' bestselling, iconic work Vengeance and Steven Spielberg's Munich as literary and theatrical frauds.

Kal has been trying to get this "book series" published since last century and Prometheus Books has made it clear they will not be publishing it. It is rumored that Kal is on the watch list of Steven Spielberg's security team.

Secret Wars is the result of a five year series of literally secret operations. It is also presently being made into a Reality-based TV series, which is also truly historic, where Kal Korff’s "many secret lives” are choronicled for viewers who will also be able to see and actually participate in, helping bring terrorists, con artists and other criminals to justice. Consumers will also actively participate in many exposes of so-called "leading UFO personalities."

I lost count of the number of television shows Kal has failed to deliver.

Currently, Kal Korff serves as the duly elected President and CEO of CriticalThinkers, a metaorganizational "think tank" dedicated to conducting strictly original research in the areas of science, technology, history, philosophy, religion, political and social issues and humanitarian causes. CriticalThinkers has more than 200 alliance partners around the world.

Critical Thinkers has exactly 1 alliance partner and that would be Kal himself. The San Jose Mercury News exposed Critical Thinkers as a small group of crackpots.

An experienced Executive, Kal is also the former Chief Information Officer (CIO), Chief Technical Officer (CTO) and Columnist for the newspaper The Prague Post. He is the former President and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of TotalResearch, Vice-President and is a co-inventor of the world famous “BookBrowser” online information system.

Kal is not an experienced executive other than being one in his own mind.

As a Captain in the Special Secret Services or (S3)[1]], Korff focuses specifically on counter terrorism operations, penetration and disruption initiatives, and is also involved in execution. Additionally, Korff helps expose and prosecute consumer frauds. His three book series called Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, will be published by Prometheus Books in 2007 and is considered to be the definitive work on terrorism yet written. It reveals the first details of Korff's longstanding work in counter intelligence, which was first disclosed by the Czech media in July of 2006.

Kal's fantasy was disclosed by Kal in a newspaper he wrote for. If Kal truly helped expose and prosecute consumer fraud then he would have to issue his own confession and turn himself in.

Criticism and Controversy

Kal Korff is the author of seven books, Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder SOLVED!, Spaceships of the Pleiades: The Billy Meier Story, and The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don’t Want You to Know. Some claim his work is either government disinformation, "brilliant," or poorly researched. Korff is not a "believer" in UFOs, like many in the UFO field, but admits seeing one in front of eyewitnesses and has written two definitive works on two of the most popular UFO cases of all time: exposing the Meier UFO cult and Roswell.

Kal did get a few books published and most have been found full of errors and outright nonsense.

Korff's new TV series, Secret Wars, produced by Pavel Janousek and Saudi millionaire Sheikh Khalid Mohammad, among others, is currently exposing several top UFO researchers: Paul Kimball, Royce Myers III, Dr. James Deardorff [2], Billy Meier cult "spokesman" Michael Horn [3], Stanton T. Friedman, David Biedny, etc. [4].

Another lie by Kal and there has never been a television series of any sort.

"In just 7 pages in his 1995 book against the Meier case I found 9 false or unsupported claims, 13 errors offact, 12 misleading impressions, an irrelevancy, and 3 innuendos or false implications. That was in his section dealing with the Talmud Jmmanuel [5] (pp. 36 & 78-83), which document I've researched thoroughly but Korff seems not to have even read." by Dr. James Deardorff.

Naturally, Deardorff fails to mention he is NOT a qualified Biblical scholar recognized by anyone, and that no legitimate Biblical scholar takes Meier's "Talmud" seriously, especially Korff. [6]Deardorff also fails to also admit (deliberately) that he is an avid religious follower and "true believer" in the Talmud, and thinks it represents the last testament of Jesus Christ, despite the fact there there is NO ORIGINAL manuscript -- a fact Deardorff admitted to Korff. Deardorff is not qualified to "critique" Meier's Talmud, let alone any criticisms of it. Until the ORIGINAL manuscript for the Talmud is found, it remains a document with no legitimacy or verifiable historical provenance.

I don't know Dr. Deardorff but he has something Kal doesn;t have and that would be a college degree.

On the 1/11/07 'X' Zone radio show with host Rob McConnell [7] Korff briefly recounted his role as an expert witness in the O.J. Simpson civil trial, proving that his self-righteous "critic" Paul Kimball's claims that "Korff was not a witness," were false. Kimball was not present at the event, never talked to either Korff nor the people he interacted with, and has no firsthand knowledge of events. Kimball is not in a position to "critique" Korff's involvement, especially since several attorneys who practice law (Kimball never has and still does not), even from Kimball's own school have now come forth claiming that Kimball is wrong. Some of these people appear on camera in Secret Wars, and shred Kimball to pieces. Korff's involvement in the O.J. Simpson civil trial is "old news" (much to Kimball's subsequent embarrassment), and was first broadcast on several radio stations in Texas in the late 1990s while Kimball was still busy studying in school, as the the "X" Zone Radio Show broadcast subsequently proved. [8] The Dickerson broadcasts which chronicled Korff's involvement at the time of the Simpson trial many years ago, have now come back to haunt Kimball, who did no firsthand checking of his own, and never corresponded with Korff.

Kal was never involved in the OJ Simpson court case. Paul Kimball is a law school graduate. Kal has no college degrees.

The TV episodes in the upcoming Reality-based series, Secret Wars, document several operations that eliminate terrorists, and show how several self-proclaimed "leading lights" in the UFO field (Kimball, Myers III, Horn, Biedny, etc.,) were all fed information to test their integrity, honesty and basic capabilities of doing simple research by applying uniform standards of evidence -- and they ALL FAILED!

Seems here lads that the only one failing any sort of integrity test here is Kal. No rational responsible adult lies about being a colonel.

The sequences by the attorneys in Secret Wars exposing Kimball and Myers III are particularly brutal, and the Executive Producers have already indicated that they intend to sue Kimball, Myers III and their clique in court in the Fall of 2007, right after the first episodes of Secret Wars air before the public and are admitted formally into evidence, in order to obtain an easy summary judgment for libel, slander, and defamation of character, -- among other charges. The Executive Producers of Secret Wars do not have to show damages or malicious intent by filing against parties in the European Union, the judgments of which are automatically enforceable by treaty with the United States. Instead, the Executive Producers of Secret Wars only need prove that Kimball, Myers III, Horn, et al are wrong.

That's already been done.

The Executive Producers will put on trial, before camera and in court, the false claims and lies made against Korff by Kimball, Myers III, Horn, etc., and expose them before the viewing public.

Legal experts agree that once the first episodes of Secret Wars air in September 2007, court judgments against several parties will be a mere formality. Furthermore, viewers will get to see Kimball, Myers III, Horn and others sued. Legal paperwork concerning lawsuits to be filed against Alien Autopsy hoaxer Ray Santilli and Michael Horn for consumer fraud, are now being prepared by several attorneys.

Korff is represented by the largest law firm in the Czech Republic, European Union, which has international jurisdiction via its offices and partners worldwide.

Kal Korff has sued no one. Kal has not fild a single lawsuit or brought any sort of action against anyone he claims. Kal is not represented by the largest law firm in the Czech Republic. In fact Kal had to illegally impersonate a lawyer in a FAILED ATTEMPT to scare Don Ecker! Kal is a coward and he is not suing or exposing anyone. To this day Kal continues his mindless legal threats.

Kal, get some help, take some medication and try coming back to reality some day you sad little freak.

What else is there say lads?

2011-12-09T00:13:00.000-04:00

What have we not exposed about lone nut Kal K. Korff ? I am still awaiting word from our beloved FN on some other material. Bout what is there left lads?

Kal K. Korff inadvertently tells us the truth about himself

2011-12-03T18:28:00.000-04:00

Look at this lately buffoonery from Kal: "Yes, people like JimmyD (as he calls himself) are sick, to put it mildly. But they have no case and often lie, it is their way." Really? Kal you must be looking in a mirror these days because you stupid arse you just described yourself to the letter you cheeky daft wanker!

I do not know what more to say about that dog's dinner of a life Kal has made for himself steeped in crazed futility. Kal is sick, to put it mildy. Kal is often caught lying just like when he claims police surveillance on certain lads who comment here. We all know this utter rubbish and another poor shot Kal tries to take at the people who have EXPOSED him for the lunatic he is. Indian Princess anyone? ahahahahhhhaaahahahaha

Kal is a sad little man scraping a bare existence out for himself. Enjoy riding the rail endlessly Kal. Us Korffers will be at home enjoying our families and friends and lives. We have those because we do not lie about ourselves every second of the day and we all have jobs.

Kal is an idiot......he just doesn't know it

2011-11-25T22:33:00.000-04:00

Kal you continue to make yourself out to the utter ass you are. First you are a journalist and then a colonel and then you are a syndicated columnist and an accredited journalist and now you're some sort of adviser or military correspondent. Kal you make promise after promise and never fulfill them.

Where does it end for you Kal? When does a dumb pathetic twat like you finally reach the point and say that enough is enough with all the bloody lies? You keep getting caught in your own lies all the time Kal. Is the end for you being tossed in a mental hospital? Getting kicked out of Prague or arrested there? You always promise the end of everyone else and promise to leave the lives of those who expose your pathetic lies in ruin. But somehow ALL OF THESE PEOPLE are still around exposing you. How is that Kal? How is it you never come out on top but always come out the fool?

I'd bet pounds to pence that Kevin Randle has had many people pissing themselves laughing over his telling of you Kal. It has been over 4 years now Kal so where is that audit you stupid cunt?

Kal K. Korff LIES when he says he is the A-Bomb kid!!

2011-11-21T13:37:00.000-04:00

Kal Korff has NEVER built a functioning atomic weapon of any sort and is LYING when he claims to be the famous a-bomb. The REAL a-bomb kid is a truly brilliant lad and not some bloody lunatic like Kal. Kal steals valor and then decides to steal a story that never happened to him!! Kal K. Korff IS NOT the a-bomb kid!!!! Just stop this nonsense Kal. There's this thing called the interne and people can find out all about you! Pull your head out of your arse Kal you stupid kunt.

Kal K. Korff FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-11-17T15:32:00.000-04:00

Looks like we are all on the same rail again lads with Kal back on yet another threat of legal action against flying saucer people. Kal is at it again promising legal recourse coming soon against this Bill Meier chap. They are both fruity to me. The only difference I see is that Bill chap has more fame that Kal has managed to achieve in his dubious career. That and Bill looks like he has much more money than Kal will ever have. What a sad state of exisence Kal must have to be topped by a flying saucer guy. ahahahahahahahahahaha

Someone sent me an email about Kal's inability to reproduce Bill's flying saucer films and that Kal has latched onto this Phil Langdon chap because Kal FAILED to do any sort of recreating of the motion films made by Bill. This lads is Kal's usually way of doing business by attaching himself to a topic and using the work of others and then him claiming some expertise. Bullocks!

Now Kal is back to using the same old nonsense about lawyers and the FBI and prosecution of this Bill chap all of which Kal has been claiming since last century. Yet lads there is no action on Kal's part other than Kal opening his triple large mouth and trying to get attention. We all know Kal likes to impersonate lawyers and military people and has been pretending to be someone of import for a very long time. The truth has come out about Kal ovr the years and now Kal has gotten a taste of his own dishing. Kernal Korff FAILS AGAIN!!!!! ahahahahahahhhaaahaah!!!!!!!!!

Kal K. Korff EXPOSED AGAIN!!

2011-11-15T16:07:00.000-04:00

So that cunt Kal K. Korff thinks he is some sort of expert on the assassination of JFK. The record never lies and Kal is AGAIN EXPOSED USING HIS OWN WORDS!!! ahahahahahahahahahaha Lads we all know Kal is a major fuck up but it always amazing to see just how big of a fuck up he is and how amateur his "research skills" really are. Read this bit posted here on the blog.

The first time I heard of Kal Korff was when I
saw a video he had done called “Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder Solved!” My having personally studied the JFK assassination for over a quarter of a century and having bought and read through a complete set of the 26 volumes of the Warren Commission and studied the findings of the House Select Committee on Assassinations, I wanted to know just how Kal Korff had managed to do what no one else had done, including two Government inquiries. Rather than to go into great depths of the fiasco pertaining to Korff’s video on the Kennedy case – I’ll just share a quick example of his inability or a lack of desire to learn the subject matter before making definitive
claims about something.

In the opening minutes of the ‘Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder Solved’ video … Korff mentions a little girl in “red pants” who is seen on the Zapruder film. Korff then gives her name as Linda Kay Willis and tells us what she said about the shooting. Linda Kay Willis had testified before the Warren Commission. I should tell everyone that the girl Kal Korff is talking about seeing on the Zapruder film was Rosemary Willis, not Linda Kay Willis. Rosemary is Linda Kay’s sister. Rosemary did not testify before the Commission, nor did either sister have on pants during the Kennedy assassination. Korff was in error because he did not know his subject matter well enough before trying to appear as an authority on it!

Kal Korff wrongly identifies the little girl in the Zapruder Film and mistook her for wearing pants

ahahahahahahahhhhaaa!!!!!!! There you have it lads! The work of "accredited investigative journalist" Kal K. Korff. hhhaaaahhaahaahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!

Are Kal's viles vial or are they vial viles or vileness?

2011-11-07T17:03:00.000-04:00

Shouldn't a supposed "accredited journalist" and self professed "genius" clearly know the difference between "vile" and "vial" ????????????????????? Kal really knows how to fuck things up eh lads. The stupid cunt Kal can't even get the distinction between the words "vile" and "vial" correct!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahah Turn in the "accredited journalist" badge you snookered out of a ceral box back in Kal you dumb shit. ahahahahahahahaha We know Kal is vile and pretends his empty vials have something in them. Get it now Kal you stupid twat???? ahahahahahahahhhaaaaha

And on with the latest from our good friend FN who continues to EXPOSE the LIES of Kal K. Korff............

Korffing Assumption Document
October 30, 2011

Why is Kalvin Karlton Korff responding to this blog?

Assumption: Kalvin is responding directly to this blog because he hopes that the people who continually poach his Face Book Wall might finally become so annoyed with his lies that they will break their silence and confront him directly on his Wall.

Conclusion: True.

Outcome: This will not happen. Korffers are too smart to fall for this grade school trick. Kalvin amuses us far too much to pull the plug on one of the best outlets we have to keep tabs on Kalvin and right the lies on a daily basis.

Editorial: You see Kalvin, the worst thing you could have done was to join Face Book; and that was in a childish response to F1 Racer making a fake Korff Face Book page, so sweet.

The second worst thing was to try and foist the phony SYNDICATED ACCREDITED INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER JOURNALIST lie upon the “open” world.

Telling your lies on youtube and that pathetic template web site was bad enough, but somewhat closeted; doing it on Face Book, and then telling a lie so easily checked upon with a simple Google News Search has been your undoing.

Keep it up Kalvin. Our amusement will end when you stop lying.

END

(More Korffing Assumption Documents to come)

Come clean Kal and write the truth as it is. No? I'll do it for you.

2011-10-31T21:45:00.000-04:00

I always await Kal's tiny brain to insert the turth about himself into one of his posts. This might be what it would look like in a moment of sane clarity for the tubby cunt. My thanks to the Korffer for the following spoof on Kal.................................

BREAKING NEWS! Tomorrow in a newspaper that doesn't exist, I have a nearly 1,000 word baffling piece I wrote concerning what I want to be the truth about what happened to Navy SEAL Team 6 and how they met their tragic demise in Afghanistan. As my last pretend articles that are digitally altered so you really can't read them because I make this shit up and pretend to be syndicated, their deaths were more honorable than anything I could ever accomplish because I am a fucking loser living out my delusions on the internet.

I was given data from a ~~source inside the Pentagon~~ news search on Google on this, and I quote from documents I've dreamed up and name personnel and identify how many people from what branches of service - OK I just made that all up too so it sounds like I am connected but we all know the only connection I have is for midget porn.

One of the people killed was a woman for example, and I think about women a lot since the last girl I kissed was my mother and now I cannot be in the same room as a man without someone else being there. Wait. What was I saying before?????

The report Xposes the BS I make up on a daily basis and all my lost years and uselessness could have been avoided, just like my untimely birth as I said months ago, and I am not even in the military though I used to pretend to be a Colonel in a fake organization and I stole valor by wearing military rank insignia on my baggy old leather jacket so I could impress people without any knowledge about me who would think I was someone important! I also like to impersonate a lawyer I've never met in order to try and strike fear into the people I hate. This does not seem to work for long and they are someone able to find out quickly that it was me and not the real lawyer's name I used. How do they find out so fast??????

The source I pretend supplied some secret information to me is utter "poppycock," and I just want to make sure that I sound sort of credible and you never know when a fish will float along and bite on my bullshit so I have something to do with my pointless existence. Needless deaths like this should never happen again, especially to our top elite forces that I love to pretend to be as good as but know I would not amount to a shit smear on the toilet paper they use.

The ends do justify means this time, and vice versa or at least I like to think that way so I can convince myself life has more in store for me than dying alone in a foreign country I ran to so I could avoid responsibility. That and having to kiss Art Bell's ass on worldwide radio in front of millions of listeners sent me over the edge. Okay that's bullshit too because I have been acting like a fucking lunatic for years

As an officially accredited international jerkoff I often get tips and insider stuff I pretend is legit but that I really get off the internet, I love being in the business of "breaking" news that has already happened long before I get off my fat ass to pretend I have some hard hitting Xposes coming out against some major world figures and international subjects in the printed press over the next few months. I am a complete dipshit forpretending to have this latest Xpose published, I hope it causes a stink like the one that constantly follows me but I know everything I do makes absolutely no impact and can only pretend that my pointless actions have some validity to them.

I'd like to go into much more detail on this in my new book, in Volume VI, but we all know the book I have been promising for YEARS is NEVER COMING OUT and I don't understand why my manuscripts that are written on toilet paper and McDonald's napkins keep getting rejected!!!

Any comments about this Liberal, "self-progressive" Democrats? I have plenty eventhough I know everyone knows how fucking full of shit and hate I really am. I just want a free ride that I think I deserve and probably should be down at Occupy Wall Street mingling with the rest of the losers like me. Maybe I'll bring my blue ribbon science fair prize to amaze everyone and a copy of my outdated books that I conned into someone publishing. Those were the good old days when I convinced everyone I was someone important and special and amazing. Hell, I don;t even have a college degree. I know I know I was supposed to be working on a thesis but I'm pretty sure everyone knows that is utter bullshit too. Oh well. Time to move on to the next delusional cluster fuck lie.

Kal K. Korff floating his BULLSHIT

2011-10-28T15:11:00.000-04:00

Kal's lies are like turds in a toilet bowl. They all get flushed out sooner or later. Accredited journalist? Flush! Coloenl? Flush! Genius? Flush! Original research? Flush! Terrorism specialist or analyst? FLUSH!!!!!

Kal K. Korff is NOT an accrdited journalist.

2011-10-24T00:05:00.000-04:00

Someone needs to tell that fool Kal that anyone can publish anything on the internet and claim to be an accredited journalist. By saying he is an accredited journalist Kal implies he has some sort of credentials or education. Remember when Kal claimed to be a "colonel" in an Israeli founded military organization? Kal needs to stop being such a kunt. Kal is not syndicated anywhere currently. However Kal is an idiot!

Secret Wars FAIL!!!!!!

2011-10-16T21:19:00.000-04:00

Lads I think Kal might want to shift gears and write a book on a subject he truly is an expert in.

Secret Wars FAIL!!!!!!

2011-10-10T13:44:00.000-04:00

Remember back long ago lads when Kal kept promising to show us a video of his finished manuscript for a book called Secret Wars? Someone postede this in our comments section. Still no book from kal. FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazon Book Review

Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, June 26, 2011
By Greg Long

This review is from: Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots (Hardcover)

Unfortunately, I got to know Kal Korff in about 2001. Several years later, I learned that he was writing a book on terrorist plots. He said that Prometheus Books was going to publish it. That was 2004, a long seven (7) years ago.

Periodically, Korff makes statements that the book will be published soon. Yet the book is never published. Does the manuscript even exist? He sent me a draft forward to the book, and provided an inkling of its contents. He even designed the cover to the book and submitted it to Prometheus. The publishing house made its own cover instead. The cover was posted on Amazon.

And there the cover sits. But no book. In the meantime, Kal Korff lives in Prague and apparently spends his time building (and often rebuilding) his Web site. He often attacks Billy Meier's claims, and also threatens various "ufologists" with lawsuits. But Secret Wars is never published.

Probably what will happen is Korff will publish the book himself. Or perhaps he is shopping the manuscript around. Unfortunately, I wonder if the contents are of any interest anymore? Korff's interests seem to shift day-to-day. So, who knows. It would be unwise to order a copy through Amazon because it might never arrive in your mailbox.

Can we add PLAGIARIST to the list? I think so lads!

2011-10-03T13:35:00.000-04:00

One of our many fine Korffers here has pointed out that not only is Kal so far behind the real news but that Kal is likely also a PLAGIARIST!!! read from the info posted here lads. Not only is Kal completely unoriginal but the fool cannot even keep up with the world in real time!!

A web site posts this info on September 20, 2011:

http://newapplenews.com/google-launches-google-wallet-for-iphone-5/

Korff posts this on September 29, 2011:

Google Introduces New eWallet for Smartphone Users

http://www.scribd.com/doc/66862396/Google-Introduces-New-eWallet-for-Smartphone-Users

See for yourself Korffer's. While not a word for word rip off, it's very close.

So there you have it! Kal K. Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!!!! Poor dumb Kal. How many more times does Kal have to be EXPOSED?????????? Steve Jobs wouldn't know Kal from some passing flatulence. You had your 15 minutes Kal and that was last century. Too bad you're not bright enough to realize the time to move on passed long ago. And I wonder Kal if you are in Prague legally. I doubt it. Perhaps a call to the embassy should be made but I have no doubt that your name is the source of a lot of amusement there already.

Internet terrorist Kal K. Korff flips out

2011-09-25T21:50:00.000-04:00

Well lads it was but a matter of time before Kal K. Korff flipped out again barraging his lonely facebook page with delusions about this blog and this website and Don Ecker and David Beidney and more delusions about police investigations. What does this all mean chaps? It means Kal knows he cannot escape the ever vigilant eyes and ears of Korffers worldwide and that he is being PUBLICLY EXPOSED for all his past and current nonsense. Kal is a delusional extremist with a DOCUMENTED past of BEING CAUGHT IN LIES and IMPERSONATING A LAWYER and others. In a brilliant move our very owner FN has taken hold of UFOWACHCAT.COM and unlike the many many many many promises Kal made about that website lads our very own FN will INDEED FOLLOW THROUGH! And make no mistake about it lads that Kal K. Korff has tried to frighten and intimidate people into silence through his schemes and threats and he has UTTERLY FAILED! We shall not stand for your internet terror tactics Kal! We shall not be fooled by your LIES and DECEIT and we shall continue to EXPOSE you!

Doesn't "syndicated" mean appearing in more than one place???

2011-09-18T13:36:00.000-04:00

Lads I have yet to find a sinlge column from Kal appearing anywhere other than the single place he has it posted on the internet. Kal IS NOT SYNDICATED anywhere except in his tiny brain and deluded fantasies.

Kal says he has 10,000 articles published but the only ones I can find are in obscure flying saucer like magazines and free daily papers that Kal was long ago fired from. Can someone with more skill on the internet perhaps located and tally all of Kal's articles?

Another ruse by Kal that has utterly failed! What it must be to live a life of utter failure. Perhaps Kal can write about being a failure and that might actually get published in a legitimate paper. That's a BIG MAYBE though lads!

To the REAL heroes of 9/11

2011-09-11T16:05:00.000-04:00

Lads my heart goes out to the TRUE HEROES of 9/11 and the victims of that murderous day 10 years ago. Let us not forget any time soon the thousands killed. The people that were out and about on what they likely thought would be a normal day. The EXTRAORDINARY passengers of flight 93 that sacrificed their lives to save others. The police officers and the firefighters that rushed in to save lives in turn many of them giving their own. To our BRAVE men and women in the military world wide fighting terrorists and making that ultimate sacrifice.

Do not forget our TRUE HEROES and do not shame their memories with that of the want-to-bes and fakes out there stealing valor. Do not allow miscreant scum to stain the courage and spirit of TRULY BRAVE SOULS who take action and do not sit back pretending and wishing and deceiving by riding the coattails of the dead or those who have actually served.

Kal K. Korff's FELON brother arrested again!!!

2011-09-01T23:14:00.000-04:00

Well lads it looks like the "innocent" brother of pretend colonel and fake anti terrorism specialist Kal K. Korff has been arrested AGAIN!!!! Instead of being arrested for trying to run over a cop it looks like Kal's brother has been arrested for assault and breaking the rules of his parole. I'm sure Kal will be flying in from Prague to do his own investigation and in short order we will all be seeing more madness on youtube from Kal proclaiming his brother's innocence and police corruption. Maybe we all be treated to a fond repeat of Kal writing those insane legal papers again! ahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

Kal Korff FAIL!

2011-08-28T16:47:00.000-04:00

SYNDICATED MY ARSE. Kal must have received his "accredited journalist" license from a cereal box prize. I'd asked that bloated sack Kal to post links to his published material and by whom it was published through but we all know this is just more hot air coming out of Kal's own ass.

Judgement dayis coming for Kal K. Korff

2011-08-22T19:25:00.000-04:00

You have tried to hide and cover your tracks Kal but you have FAILED! You have tried to change your persona over and over hoping your past would not catch up with you but you have FAILED! Very soon lads there will come an ENTIRE WEBSITE EXPOSING KAL K. KORFF! Very soon the TRUTH will be revealed and Kal K. Korff will have no place to hide!

Kal K. Korff EXPOSED!!!

2011-08-10T13:30:00.000-04:00

It looks as though lads we now know where Komrade Kal obtained his sense of fashion. Many thanks to the comment poster for this. And I see Kal is still arse over tit with his nonsense about being a syndicated writer. This is BLOOMING FALSE lads and we all know it. And then there is Kal and his utter bollocks about the heli crash sadly killing many soldiers from the states. Kal has tripped all over his own words and silly conclusions about what was really happening. Kal should just leave this sort of stuff to the REAL military people and the REAL intelligence people. You have to be bonkers to think that being a private security guard for a bank is somehow the equivalent to being a REAL soldier or serving in REAL special intelligence. STOP pissing around Kal and be a man and admit that you are a FAKE COLONEL! STOP STEALING VALOR Kal that you have never earned! Kernal Klown is just that.

Kernal Klown needs to shut the fuck up

2011-08-07T19:22:00.000-04:00

Kal K. Korff can't keep his big fucking mouth shut. Kal sas of the recent attack on and killing of part of Navy SEAL Team 6 "Thanks to Basic Failure In Command 101, Obama's lack of leadership facilitated this, he should NOT have re-stationed them in the area to be shit down and turned into a propaganda victory"

So Kal please do tell just what a Wells Fargo security guard who has NEVER served in the military and who poses as a FAKE COLONEL and STEALS VALOR from the REAL heroes on the front lines knows about military leadership?

Just shut the fuck up Kal. You are a nobody in the REAL WORLD and you don;t amount to a shit smear on a Jihadist's toilet seat.

Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT! duh

2011-07-30T11:30:00.000-04:00

Thanks to our very own FN lads for this brilliant picture of pretender Kal K. Korff. ahahahahahahahahahaha

And don't forget about that twat Kal stealing valor from true military personnel by pretending to be a colonel fighting terrorism. Fell free to report Kal for his nefarious activities.

And our very own Santa in a floppie hat has two new videos up!!

Kal K. Korff FAILS to stop Norway attack!

2011-07-25T11:44:00.000-04:00

"Kal Korff: My heart goes out to the victims in Norway and their families. What makes this tragedy even more horrible, is that the country has no death penalty."

Kal boasts of being some sort of terrorism expert with a very high IQ. If Kal is such an expert on terrorism and so smart what then kept him from stopping or predicting the latest terror act in Norway? Lads it is because Kal K. Korff is NOT involved in anti terrorism on any level outside his own delusional state.

What is truly concerning here lads is how much Kal and this Norway terrorist have in common.

Kal K. Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!

2011-07-18T11:10:00.000-04:00

Well well well lads it looks like Kernal Hypocrite Kal K. Korff has been CAUGHT AGAIN!! No surprise I assure you when it comes to Kal and his self righteous ethics and nonsense. Kal said this in a facebook post "I have NEVER allowed any person I know of not to be a friend of mine just because they are gay or bisexual. This is their personal choice, I DO have friends who are both, I do not discriminate, just like I do NOT care what color a person's skin is, I am also a Jew who has many Muslim friends, and none of them are Islamofascists."

Kal DOES DISCRIMINATE and here is PROOF OF KAL K. KORFF'S HYPOCRISY and HATE! Kal said he liked Judas Priest lead singer Rob Halford until he found out the chap was gay. I know you're a stupid cunt Kal but let me point out for you that THIS IS DISCRIMINATION! You no longer like the singer because he is gay. This makes you a BIGOT Kal!! And this cunt Kal thinks he promotes peace???? Ands with a fake peace organization on top of it all lads.

KAL K. KORFF EXPOSED AS A BIGOT! Kernal Hate strikes again.

Kal K. Korff ENDORSES HATE and INTOLERANCE!!!

2011-07-11T13:33:00.000-04:00

The latest from Kernal Koward and King of Hatred Kal K. Korff.............""California Orders Gay History in Textbooks" Kal Korff: This is a moral disgrace, typical of California. It should NOT matter what their sexual preferences are, no one deserves "special treatment" because they swing whatever ways they choose. They should be "celebrated" based on what they did as HUMANS, not what kind of "sex" they prefer. Why not celebrate now the "achievements" of those into bondage, S&M, or swingers? Disgusting, sorry."

Sorry???? What does that twat Kal mean by saying sorry??? This is Kal feeling guilty about his stance because he knows it is WRONG TO HATE but he does it anyway. Kal PRETENDS to promote peace but it is clear here lads that Kal does believe in equal rights and peace for all. Kal K. Korff is a PROMOTER OF HATE AND INTOLERANCE AND INJUSTICE. Gays have been persecuted, executed, tortured and targeted by HATE for hundreds of years. But do not bother telling Kal "Mr.Hate" Korff about that because the history of such atrocities matters not to him. I think Kal is sexually repressed and frustrated and FULL OF HATE. Kal thinks it is okay to pose with what appears to be a whore in the woods and to degrade women as lesser beings but thinks he is some kind of advocate for peace and understanding????????? Kal K. Korff is a HYPOCRITE. Wake up Kal and get with the modern era of peace and understanding you fucking ignorant asshole.

Kal K. Korff is a TERRORIST!!

2011-07-02T17:41:00.000-04:00

While Kernal Kooky pretends to fight against terrorist the reality is that Kal is a terrorist on the internet through his website and his youtube videos where he declares to be suing or reporting people or is going to have them arrested. Let us revisit some of those grand delusions by looking at the very words from Kal himself.

Yes lads this is just before Kal tried to smear the good name of a true humanitarian for Kal's own selfish and illegal purposes.

Straight from Kal's own website. If memory serves there never was any prosecution and Kal's brother was sentenced to prison after being found GUILTY of trying to assault the police.

No lawsuits and nothing ever happened. Another CONvenient lie from website terrorist Kal.

Once again lads nothing ever happened even though Kal on with promises.

No police complaint was ever filed. this is utter nonsense.

This ray Santilli chap must get a lot of laughs from Kal. There are SO MANY LIES Kal has published. gander on lads gander on.

Kal K. Korff comments

2011-06-29T20:13:00.000-04:00

Share any idiotic comments made by Kernal Kolon that you have seen or received. I loved this classic bit of utter rubbish from Kal "In America, when some women learned I did not own a car they were suddenly “not interested” in me. Then when they later found
out that I had a driver who drove me around as part of his job and who also worked as an occasional bodyguard for me, suddenly, they were “very interested".

Kal can barely afford the rail these days. ahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha A car and a bodyguard? hhhhaaaahahahahaaahaahahahahahahaaahahhahaha Please Kal just stop with the delusions you nutty wanker.

Kal K. Korff EXPLOITS Holocaust Children!

2011-06-25T11:50:00.002-04:00

Conniving Kal K. Korff has again decided to again try to make someone out to be a racist by using examples of Jewish children being killed during the Holocaust in a desperate self serving attempt to gain notoriety!! Kal has tried to derail a best selling book and place himself in a spotlight by accusing the author of the book of incompetence. I won't go into detail here lads about the book but Kal is clearly trying to regain his former glory and is willing to do it at the cost of Holocaust victims. SHAME ON YOU KAL! We all know this isn't the first time Kal has used the victims of tyranny and hate for his own selfish needs.

Kal turned tail and ran from a debate on a radio program with Kevin Randle and Kal had the audacity to use the memorial site of Czech victims for his BOGUS excuse of why he was too much of a coward to face Kevin Randle. Kal has a bad habit of exploiting the tragedies of others for his own selfish needs and in this case Kal is EXPLOITING CHILD VICTIMS of the Holocaust in a vain and desperate attempt to reinsert himself into the spotlight. Kal has not published a book since last century! Kal has LOST his job as a writer for a free advertising newspaper! Kal IS NOT an accredited journalist because there is no such thing. Kal is a shameless self promoter who will stop at nothing including EXPLOITING MURDERED CHILDREN for his own selfishness. SHAME ON YOU KAL!!!

BREAKING NEWS!! KAL K. KORFF IS TAKEN TO TASK BY KEVIN RANDLE! Read all about it here lads. And printed on Kal's beloved UFO Matrix website which is the only place that will give Kal any regular attention. Onward Kevin!! Onward!!

Conniving Kal drops Kidon shenanigans

2011-06-17T17:29:00.001-04:00

So I see our bloated bloke did not make the usual lies about himself in this area 51 article and did not refer to himself as Kolon Chickenshit of Kidon anything. Perhaps Kal found his medication? You can't hide Kal and this blog is STILL in the top google searches. How long until Czech authorities FINALLY catch up to Kal? Not long from what I hear. Beware all of Kal and his HATE and ANTI GAY INTOLERANCE. Kal is true EXTREMIST.

How to recognize a complete loser

2011-06-06T00:21:00.001-04:00

How to recognize Kal Korff..........

Incompetence? Check!
Creepy? Check!
Fake military credentials? Check!
Liar? Check!
Camouflage clothes? Check!
Strong foul body odor? Check!
Greasy hair? Check!
Stolen Apple products? Check!
Phony nonprofit website? Check!
Impersonates a barrister? Check!
Poses with whore posing as fake Indian princess for creepy photo op in the woods? Check!

Add your own ways to recognize a loser like Kal K. Korff.

Kal Korff is a PRETENDER

2011-05-28T14:15:00.000-04:00

So lads it looks as though Kal Korff has been CAUGHT AGAIN changing his story. As a Korffer pointed out on this fine blog it looks like Kal has again tried to rewrite one of his lies about being a Krav Maga instructor. Kal boasts that Krav Maga is the best martial art around. Now Kal is saying he just practices Krav Maga. A good chum of mine who is actually a professional fighter told me about Kal "This bloke is flirting with his own willy. I have many people I have trained with who are indeed official Krav Maga instructors. The bloke's name you floated me is not sanctioned by the actual Krav Maga organization. They've never heard of this twat. If you run into him tell that smeg I'd love to go three rounds with him bare knuckles if he thinks he has what it takes. I've made moe than my fair share of street warriors cry and looking at this twat's stuff it doesn't take much of a brain to tell he's all talk."

And indeed the official Krav Maga organization HAS NEVER HEARD of Kal Korff. This means Kal's claims of teaching Krav Maga are FAUDULENT because he is not a recognized instructor. Be careful Kal because the Krav Maga association does not take kindly at all to pretentious twats using their name and they have been informed of your deception. Kal Korff is a LIAR when he claims to teach Krav Maga because one must be officially recognized by the Krav Maga organization to teach. How many more times must Kal Korff be CAUGHT LYING before he admits it????????

Kal K. Korff and his INTOLERANCE and HATE

2011-05-21T00:02:00.000-04:00

Kal Korff continues his hatred of the gay community with his continuing anti gay slurs. Kal just got through posting "Not surprised they blew this with both lips." Kal has said that being gay is wrong and that he used to like the lead singer from Judas Priest until Kal discovered the singer was gay. This is HATRED and INTOLERANCE pure and simple. Kal claims to promote peace and understanding yet he is an OPEN HATER of a particular group. You are a HYPOCRITE of the worst order Kalvin. Stop spreading your HATRED Kal. Just stop!

Kal K. Korff is a HATER and EXTREMIST

2011-05-12T03:30:00.000-04:00

Wel there lads it looks like Kolonel Hypocrite is back to his same old rubbish. Kal says that he fights for world peace and harmony. This is a LIE. You see lads while Kal tries preaching about peace and accepting people and treating people with kindness Kal FAILS TO MENTION that he is a GAY HATER!!
"Kal Korff: So this means that in the future our President will be "thanking the brave men, women and gays of our military?"

"Kal Korff: I used to like Judas Priest until I found out the lead singer was gay."

Kal has openly said that he thinks homosexuality is wrong. Kal has also made many homosexual jokes about people "blowing it with both lips" and other HATEFUL remarks about gays. It is wrong to hate Kal and you continue showing the world just how ignorant and repugnant you truly are. How can Kal write a book about hatred and extremists and not include himself as part of the problem? He can't.

Shame on your narrow minded scope of vision Kal. Shame on your hatred of people for being who they are. Shame on you Kal for daring to call yourself a humanitarian or peace worker of any sort. Gays have been WARNED about the hater Kal K. Korff!!!!!

Thinking critically

2011-05-07T14:27:00.000-04:00

So lads let's think critically like Kal thinks he does. Does anyone think someone actually involved in counter terrorism work would announce to the world he was hunting down terrorists? Is it reasonable to believe someone has a 500 book deal but hasn't published a book since last century? Would anyone thinking critically believe someone has a 219 IQ because the person claims to have scored high on a magazine quiz? Would you believe someone has nano dust because they show around a little glass vial? Would you believe someone claiming to be an Israeli agent would be allowed to roam around unchecked? Would you believe a college dropout knows more about politics and running the government than an elected official? Would anyone take the word of a PROVEN LIAR and SCUMBAG as proof? Would anyone take seriously an ignorant and narcissistic asshole who ILLEGALLY IMPERSONATES a barrister?

Kal you opened your big mouth and made all these claims and by your own words it is then UP TO YOU to PROVE YOUR CLAIMS which YOU HAVE NOT. Why is that Kal? It is because you CANNOT PROVE your claims because you LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD.

Anyone thinking the least bit critically Kal knows that you are a LIAR and a FRAUD and PRETENDER. Take that home to your little Indian princess you LYING DOLT. Don Ecker is laughing at you and so are all the other people you threw your empty threats at. There are NO LAWSUITS. NO BOOKS. NO INDIAN PRINCESS. Kal you ARE NOT a colonel in any real organization. Kal IS NOT involved in counter terrorism. Kal DOES NOT have a legitimate 500 book deal. Kal DOES NOT have a 219 IQ.

So what would a person who thinks critically conclude about Kernal Colon? I think it would be that

KAL K. KORFF IS AN IDIOT

Kal Korff hides in Prague while brave Americans take out terror leader

2011-05-02T12:49:00.000-04:00

So much for American disgrace Kal K. Korff and his silly claims of being a counter terrorism agent. Kal is nothing more than a national disgrace to the brave men and women who fought on in the war on terror and brought an end to Osama bin Laden! Where were you Kal when the brave men of Navy Seal team 6 were on the ground taking and returning fire? Kal was no where to be found lads and was hiding behind his computer acting brave and trying to be someone of import. Many Americans have written to me of their shame that Kal is from America and makes all people who believe in freedom look bad. You are a national disgrace Kal and a joke! Kal brings shame to those who have truly sacrificed in the name of freedom. Instead of being a man and pulling his boots on Kal PRETENDS to be involved in hunting terrorists. Kal K. Korff is a FAKE and PRETENDER. SHAME BE YOURS KAL you LYING COWARD! Go ahead Kal and try to take credit for any of this. I DARE YOU. If you try to make this into one of your BULLSHIT stories I will EXPOSE YOU FAR AND WIDE and will make sure that you will receive the WRATH and HATE of every military person I can. You're a CUNT Kal and a cowardly one at that. STOLEN VALOR charges are serious so you better keep YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT!

My gratitude and thanks to the bravery of Navy Seal team 6 for being on the ground and killing bin Laden! You are all true warriors!!

Coward Kal K. Korff CAUGHT LYING again

2011-04-25T12:32:00.000-04:00

So where it is Kal?? Where is the lawsuit against Don Ecker? Where are the legal papers you promised Don Ecker would be served? Where is all the media attention you said Don Ecker would be getting over you suing him? Where is it Kal? It is up your arse Kal along with all of the rest of your bollocks. LIAR. FRAUD. IMPERSONATOR. That would be you Kal. You don;t even have the nuts to post about it on facebook anymore. Why is that I wonder?? hahahahahhaaahhaa Is it because it isn;t true and you were told by facebook if you kept ranting with your delusions they would take away your only outlet to the world? Kal K. Korff EXPOSED again and again and again! ahahahahahahahah A you're a joke Kal! Piss off.

Kernal Klown is DONE!

2011-04-19T02:57:00.000-04:00

lads it looks as though efforts by fellow Korffers have finally stuffed a sock in the mouth of Kal K. Korff. No rants on facebook about lawsuits or suing Don Ecker or anyone else. This is what you get Kal when you ILLGALLY IMPERSONATE a barrister and FALSELY CLAIM to be represented by other barristers who have never heard of you!!

NO BOOKS PUBLISHED!

NO NEW VIDEOS!

NO NEW JOB AS EDITOR OF ANYTHING!

NO NANODUST!

NO TALK SHOW!

NO PHD THESIS!

NO FREE IPADS!

NO PROOF!

NOTHING!!!!!!

You been taken to task Kal and have proved NOTHING and have delivered NOTHING. But you have been EXPOSED Kal! GOOD JOB FELLOW KORFFERS on protecting consumers from the claims and delusions of Kal K. Korff!!

Kal Korff Facebook cease and desist

2011-04-10T14:56:00.000-04:00

Not a single mention by bloated bollocking bum Kal K. Korff about his phony lawsuit against Don Ecker has been done by Kal as it now appears he was told by Facebook to stop or his account would be closed.

That is what you get Kal for IMPERSONATING a barrister and LYING about a lawsuit that never existed. How you must be fuming over not being able to use your only outlet to spew LIES and HATRED about the people who have EXPOSED you Kal and have EXPOSED you for the LYING FRAUD you are. Your game is over Kal. ahahahahahhhaaa!

Kal K. Korff is a LIAR and FRAUD

2011-04-05T13:11:00.000-04:00

Here we are lads at yet another Kal Korff LIE and FRAUD with no lawsuit and no papers of any kind received by anybody at any time!! After being taken to task AGAIN and PUBLICLY by Don Ecker on his radio show Kal did the usual little dance and flirt about lawyers and suing Don and went on about it all promising Don would be served papers and sued. Kal even ILLEGALY IMPERSONATED a lawyer!!!

My fellow Korffers are having yet another laugh all at the expense of poor dumb and desperate Kal K. Korff who can't follow through on any promises. Is this the best the bloody bloke can pull out of his arse????

So now the world knows that any threat of a lawsuit of any kind from the COWARDLY FRAUD and LIAR Kal K. Korff is utter BULLSHIT. Kal Korff is to quote Don Ecker a vicious back biting sneaky little shit and you can add COWARD to that as Kal has again ran the other way and not accepted an invitation to appear on Don Ecker's radio show. Kal claims to never run from a fight or debate but for a bloke claiming such Kal has LIED to get out of a debate with Kevin Randle and dodged Kevin in another debate offer.

There you have it lads! Kal K. Korff running scared and LYING and committing FRAUD. Consumers beware of Kal K. Korff and his LIES!

Kal K,. Korff CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE!!

2011-03-28T13:23:00.000-04:00

Lads it looks as though Kal is keeping it up with ALL THE LIES. This time Kal said Don Ecker was going to be sued and served papers and you know the usual bit that twat Kal goes on about when someone calls Kal out and tells the truth about him. How many times must Kal over play this tired old hand of LYING about suing people???? Kal has been caught so many times I have lost count lads.

Don Ecker HAS NOT received ANY legal documents or been sued. Kal is a barmy little man with a big bark but no bite. Hell lads the twat has no teeth to speak of. Kal is quite the duffer with his big mouth. Kal should belt up and know by now that the laughs are never ending when he dishes on about lawsuits especially when KAL K. KORFF IMPERSONATES A LAWYER and then LIES about various law firms that DO NOT REPRESENT KAL in any manner and HAVE NEVER HEARD OF KAL.

What lie will you be flogging next Kal? We have all been through your various lies about being a colonel and being a genius and an accredited journalist and the mountain of lies you stand on Kal. Not only is Kal K. Korff an idiot he is also a liar.

Kal K. Korff is living in the past

2011-03-23T03:52:00.000-04:00

Kal loves to brag and it matters not how old the brag is. Fleeting fame that came to Kal as fast at it went 18 YEARS AGO on CNN. The fact that it is 18 YEARS OLD stops not our very own Kernal Krackpot from boasting of an appearance on Larry King Live. In the picture of Kal from that time he actually looks half sane compared to the raving lunatic now aimlessly roaming the streets of Prague and stalking people on the worldwide web. since Kal likes to live in the past how about we revisit something else from kal's past? Shall we lads? Yes we shall.

San Jose Mercury News
THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE NO MYSTERY TOO ELUSIVE FOR P.A. MAN
January 23, 1994
JEFF GOTTLIEB, Mercury News Staff Writer

Kal Korff aims to solve some of the world's great enigmas such as Kennedy's assassination, Noah's boat ride and UFO appearances.

Palo Alto computer nerd Kal Korff appeared on Larry King's television show in November to prove that Lee Harvey Oswald alone killed President John F. Kennedy. He's developed software that allows you to test your very own conspiracy theory and fire at the president's motorcade.

The JFK assassination is the least of the mysteries Korff says his organization, Total Research, plans to solve. Try UFOs, the Loch Ness monster and the truth about Exodus, Sodom and Gomorrah, Noah's Ark, Jesus Christ and the Shroud of Turin for starters.

There are limits, though. "We will not investigate Elvis sightings," Korff said. "We are not lunatics."

Clearly, though, Kal Korff is different from other tech heads who come home or work to play computer games or watch reruns of "Star Trek." Korff, a college dropout whose job is solving customer software problems at Apple's Claris Corp. software subsidiary in Santa Clara, says he has spent $100,000 of his own money in the past five or six years to finance his quests for "The Truth." And he has big plans -- for books, videos and computer software documenting the results.

Total Research describes itself as a think tank composed of "a select group of scientists, technical experts, historians, philosophers and theologians who use their skills to help solve challenging problems, the results of which have positive benefits for humankind."

A gathering of Nobel Prize winners it isn't. Among its members are a director of videos for local rock groups, a self-trained historian who sells real estate in Sonora, a manager of rock groups, a special effects expert and a graphic artist. About half are people Korff said he met through his UFO research.

''I'm out there to find the truth," Korff repeats over and over like a mantra, pointing to the evolution of his views of the JFK murder from conspiracy to the work of a lone nut.

But that's a tall order when investigating mysteries quite literally of biblical proportions: Does the the Shroud of Turin show the image of Jesus? Exactly where and when did the Exodus take place? And did Noah really take that boat ride?

Korff, 31, says he seeks only the truth, wherever the truth may lead.

But the head of his group's archaeology and history division, Brad Sparks, who has written a 600-page manuscript on the Exodus, describes himself as "a conservative evangelical Christian" who believes in a literal interpretation of the Bible and is scientific assistant to the president of the fundamentalist Christian Research Institute in Orange County.

It might follow that he would have a particular slant when trying to prove or disprove parts of the Bible. Korff doesn't think so. "The fact is this man has found stuff no one else has," said Korff.

Sparks said Korff has the same religious views as his, but "it's not a label he wants to advertise."

Korff said he is a Christian but rejects further labels.

Experts asked about Korff and company's biblical research said many of his facts were wrong and found some of his statements to be downright goofy.

Take his plan to ask the Vatican to allow him to test the Shroud of Turin.

''That's like saying, 'I'll have breakfast with the president. I'll call him at 10,' " said Brent Walters, an instructor of western religion at San Jose State University.

But Korff shrugs off the experts' criticism, saying they are biased. Almost all thinkers who are ahead of their time suffer ridicule or worse, Korff explains.

He forges ahead with his myriad schemes, hatching plans to help the homeless, advance animal rights and rebuild Solomon's temple in Jerusalem.

Korff's quest for truth started when he became interested in flying saucers at age 11. While still in high school, he lectured and wrote a book on the subject.

His interest in flying saucers has stayed with him. Although he says he is neither a debunker nor a believer, his search for the truth about UFOs gives a glimpse into the fervor of his efforts.

He remains obsessed with a Swiss UFO group centered around a one-armed farmer who claims beings from a far-off planet visit him and take him back in time and into the future.

In 1991, Korff let his brown hair grow, adopted a pseudonym and infiltrated the Billy Meier UFO group at its Swiss headquarters while toting a hidden video camera. He says a video of his expose will be released soon.

Korff's greatest talent may be his ability to garner publicity. He talked his way onto Larry King's CNN show in November, at a time when a score of JFK assassination buffs who had written books were dying for the chance.

Korff says King told him during a commercial break that he wanted to bring him back for a one-hour, one-man special on the JFK assassination. He also was hoping King would write the introduction to his assassination book.

King's publicist asked the talk show host about those plans. "He's not aware of this at all," she said.

I think Larry King is a good judge of character and obviously saw what an attention whore and moron Korff is. Good choice not allowing this nut and his collocks on the program again. I'm sure Kernal Kolon salivates at the mere thought of a return to big time television. Perhaps if Jerry Springer does a show on stalkers or delusional fools in silly cowboy hats then I think Kal has a pretty fair chance of making it back on television.

OFFICIAL Kal Is An IDIOT youtube channel still in TOP 5!!!

2011-03-22T00:13:00.000-04:00

Well lads it looks as though our very own youtube channel put up by FN is still holding in the TOP 5 with the Czech media as the the 3rd most subscribed to by Czech reporters!!! My understanding is that it is only a matter of time before many stories about this cracked fool Kal K. Korff are seen in the larger more reputable media in the Czech Republic. It must be embarrassing for Americans to have this arse running about at the mouth with his wild tales and crazy antics and whatnot. I want to address this nonsense about Kal being what he makes reference to as an accredited journalist. The simple truth behind this title Kal has anointed unto himself is IT IS A BLATANT LIE!!!! There is NO SUCH THING as an accredited journalist!! Another lie coming from Kal is not at all surprising considering he is living a lie. I just wonder how Kal can say he is a patriot to his country when he LIES claiming to be an Israeli agent?????? How many more times does Kal have to be EXPOSED for the PRETENDER and LIAR he is??????? Where are all the free ipads Kal???? FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!!!!! Speaking of failure and Kal because they go hand in hand............................

We can handle the truth Kal but it looks like you cannot. Add another notch to the FAIL stick that is Kal K. Korff. FAIL FAIL FAILURE!

Kernal Konfused

2011-03-17T03:45:00.000-04:00

If you had the power to expose the truth would you? Yes Kal you bloated hog we do it here at this blog every day by exposing the truth about you. For example here Kal you claim to be some sort of computer expert and claim that KAL IS AN IDIOT is a website. If you are such a computer expert Kal how is it that you cannot tell the difference between a blog and a website???? This is a BLOG you IDIOT! Kal cannot tell the difference between a blog and a website! ahahahahahahahhhaaa!!! Kal you stupid twat. No wonder your "career" in computers never went anywhere. Brain tumor at Claris. Telephone support at Apple. Lowest bid contract worker for LLNL doing basic computer tech work. There are kids in grade school who know more about computers than your silly ass.

And I did suffer through that bumbling piece of shit video where Kal is walking around wearing women's sunglasses trying to do some sort of show. For fuck's sake Kal you have NO TALENT or SKILL where it comes to doing this sort of stuff. Just stop making us suffer and stop making such an arse out of yourself with this pathetic kiddie video making. It is just rather sad and pathetic much like like you. are you really THIS fucking stupid Kal????? ahahhhhaaaa At least you didn't release more of those less than dazzling pictures of you in the shower trying to bait some poor girl into your twisted little web. What are you Kal 50 years old now? What sort of 50 year old man does this sort of bollocks???? A bit creepy if you ask me.

And I received this bit from an anonymous source who worked with Kal at one point and said "Korff tried for years and years to replicate all of the Meier photos and video without success, only showing his best photo replications in his book. Korff actually never revealed most of his attempts to the public because they were so laughable. Instead of Korff doing the hard work and getting it done right, Korff had to wait for Phil Langdon to come and ride on Langdon's coattails. It was just like Korff's disastrous bigfoot recreation attempt. Korff always waits for someone else to do the work, then Korff jumps on the wagon for a free ride. He's been doing this for decades now." No surprise here lads.

And by the way Kal the OFFICIAL Kal Is An IDIOT youtube channel has blown through any of your pathetic shitty little videos and has hit NUMBER 1 MOST SUBSCRIBED TO BY THE CZECH MEDIA! So Kal if you and your pretend colonel status and all of thes rest of that nonsense is so real and you are so connected to the media in the Czech Republic how is it that you have NEVER reached number 1???? ahahahahahahaha!!! Chubby little loser. National joke. Put that in your super silly secret pipe and shove it up your arse Kal! ahahahaha!!

Is Kal K. Korff an internet pervert?

2011-03-14T22:31:00.000-04:00

My dearest lads please accept my most humble of apologies to you all for making you look at this but I think we should all be thankful Kernal Kockroach didn't give us the full monty!!! I was going for some good nosh out but I can't bring myself to eat after seeing these disgusting pictures so I am sharing in your pain lads!!!!! I must wonders chaps if this sort of behavior violates any code of ethics the special secret super silly services might have. But since Kal is involved we all know there are no ethics barring anything Kernal Kolon does. Kal looks to be snogging his todger in some pictures but who really knows what the little freak is up to?Is Kal licking his thumb while trying to flex?? Here comes a honk!!!! I'm just as sick as you lads. Just as sickened by it all! No real professional colonel would ever engage in such foolery.

More laughs from Conniving Kal K. Korff

2011-03-12T16:08:00.002-04:00

Just having laughed through Kal's newest and daft video full of more bollocks from Kal comes as no bloody surprise of any kind. Kal bodged this whole little video into a laugh fest. Another duff video from Kal proving nothing while I am sure Kal fancying himself by gagging to keep his little fantasy world together.

All the video proves is Kal owns a little vial and is able to fool people into believing his nonsense. Nonsense like he is somesort of colonel or that he is suing people or that he has nanodust. ahahahahahahahahahahaahh!!

Kal you've been EXPOSED and the Czech media is on to you and so now you are desperate to do anything to make yourself feel better. KAL K. KORFF IS NOT A COLONEL IN AN ISRAELI SUPPORTED GROUP. Just stop it Kal becuase idiots like you who interject themselves into such thing usually wind up getting good people hurt or killed. KAL K. KORFF IS NOT SUING ANYONE. Just stop with all the fake barristers and legal threats Kal. All you are trying to do is bully people into not exposing you for the fake you are and you are trying to cause people grief. KAL K. KORFF IS NOT HAVING THE POLICE COME AFTER ANYONE. We all know you are completely powerless Kal and the only way for you to lash out is with your petty revenge tactics of threatening lawsuits and arrest. It appears Kal that you have been doing this nonsense for many years and the results are the same with NOTHING happening to anyone. KAL K. KORFF DOES NOT HAVE NANODUST. Any idiot including Kal can go buy a little glass vial and dance around saying they have nanodust in it. KAL K. KORFF IS NOT A KRAV MAGA INSTRUCTOR OR TRAINER. A mate of mine is heavily into the martial arts including Krav Maga and you are not registered as an official instructor.

Kal just face the FACT that YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED. No one believes you and for a bloke saying you are into proof you have not provided any proof of any of your outlandish claims. By the way Kal I will be contacting the Pakistani government and so will others showing them your video and reporting you as a spy conducting experiment on their soil. Let's see how you do with that.

And here is the latest BOGUS legal threat from Kal the long winded gas bag "

Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS! Don Ecker, who endorses torture and colludes with criminal cyberstalkers who repeatedly threaten to kill a U.S. citizen and Jew, Kal Korff, and are being investigated by police (as is Ecker), was sent a formal legal notice to RETRACT his libel, slanders and defamatory lies, which he made with deliberate malice. Below is the letter. Ecker has until March 15 to RETRACT, or five lawyers WILL sue him.

Kal Korff: Here is the Formal Legal Notice Mr. Don Ecker was served with by email to his yahoo.com email address. In a few hours, a devastating video will appear across the Internet PROVING that Don Ecker LIED when he said that I did not go to the Indian-Pakistani border and plant nanodust in the soil for testing and tracking terrorists, as I have always truthfully claimed. In the video are witnesses who saw everything FIRSTHAND and know all about this, and helped PARTICIPATE in the operation I conceived of and designed. One of the bodyguards who also escorted to the locations, testifies against Ecker, and there is footage from the trip. The fine details are also in my new six book series on Islamofascism, haters, extremists and CONspiracy nuts. Don Ecker is one of many who are Xposed in it. As you can see, I was not exaggerating. I plan to sue six individuals. By the end of this month, two more of them will also be served. Praise YHWH, and may YHWH grant me justice.

NARINDER CHHIBBA (O) 0161-5009508
Advocate (R)0161-463422,4633423
New Courts Complex, Email:nchibba@rediffmail.com.
LUDHIANA (INDIA)

From: chibba advocate
Subject: Official Legal Notice of Lawsuit re Matter of Colonel Kal Korff
To: "decker0726 "
Date: Friday, March 11, 2011, 8:28 AM

Dear Mr. Ecker,

Enclosed as an attachment, please find a copy of our formal legal notice to you, informing you of our filing of lawsuits against you, and Colonel Kal Korff's willingness to appear on your show.

We look forward to your reply.

Sincerely yours,

Narinder Chhibba
Attorney At Law

March 11, 2011
To Mr.Don Ecker
Host and Producer of Darkmatters
Los Angeles Area
California, USA

Dear Mr.Don Ecker,

My name is Narinder Chhibba, and my office of five lawyers represents the international interests of Colonel Kal Korff, who you recently “attacked” on your self-produced Internet “radio” show where you engaged in libel, slander and defamation – all of which were made with deliberate, malicious intent.

We have received your disingenuous offer for Colonel Kal Korff to appear on your Internet-based show to answer what you call “charges” which is not even the correct way to say it.

False claims about Colonel Kal Korff, libel, slander and defamation are exactly what you knowingly engaged in, the fact you featured and colluded and provided and promoted a platform (your show) where you featured at least one criminal cyberstalker who is now under investigation by Czech police for “threatening to kill” a fellow American citizen and Jew, Kal Korff, says all any reasonable person needs to know about you.

You are hereby officially notified with this letter to you, that we are now preparing legal actions against you. Colonel Korff has already turned over information to at least two police firms, who will now likely contact you as they start their investigations into your association with individuals who have threatened an American citizen and at least one Jew.

Furthermore, your “offer” for Colonel Kal Korff to appear on your show, within two week’s time, is not sincere, and your characterization of it is not truthful. You are also 100% aware of this fact.
For it is a fact that you never contacted Colonel Kal Korff directly, until AFTER SEVEN DAYS of your “deadline” had already passed. It is safe to say that normally, you extend invitations to guests to appear by contacting that person directly. You only did so after information was published proving that you are being exposed in a new series, and after Colonel Korff went public with the fact that you never sent him an invitation.

As you are completely aware, Colonel Kal Korff does not live in the United States, has not for over ten years, and does not listen to your show. He has no interest in doing so ever since you were exposed in a series of videos called “Desperate Don” for lying about him more than three years ago. You have never refuted nor disproved the contents of these video exposes of you.

None the less, since you have now finally extended a disingenuous offer for Colonel Kal Korff to appear on your show, you are hereby officially informed that Colonel Kal Korff accepts your offer in principle, on the following reasonable conditions that a contract be drawn up between the both of you which is legally binding and will insure that your side does not play any games nor engage in any further dishonesty, since you are the guilty party, and are being sued and now investigated by police. Kal Korff is not. You are.

Your snide, dishonest and rude letter to Colonel Kal Korff making reference to him having “sock puppets” is not worthy of a response, and is another falsehood, made knowingly by you, and you made it with deliberate, malicious intent.

Please understand two things: that we ARE taking legal and police actions against you, they have already begun and are now underway, regardless of whether Colonel Korff ever appears on your show, and that the easily verifiable exposes of you will still be published very shortly. This includes information about your collusion and conspiring with haters and extremists, and individuals who engage in criminal cyberstalking and make death threats against American citizens like yourself, and someone who is Jewish.

You have our permission to publish this letter, or talk about it on your show, but should you elect to do so, you MUST publish it in its entirety, unedited. You are not legally permitted to quote selective excerpts from it, and we will be releasing this letter to the media and several mutual acquaintances of yours, regardless, including Hollywood producers and top investigative journalists in the mainstream media who are completely in knowledge about Colonel Kal Korff, what he does, and what he says and what he stands for. It is important that the truth be exposed, even if it at your expense.

Should you dare claim that Colonel Kal Korff has “refused” to be on your show or that our reasonable demand for a legally binding contract for both him and you is in any way onerous or insincere, we will sue you for yet another count of libel, slander, defamation made with deliberate malicious intent, since you have been warned and informed to the contrary and cannot “deny” the contents of this letter.

You have until 15 March to contact us to begin discussions to arrange a mutual agreed upon contract between the both of you to lock in Colonel Kal Korff’s appearance on your show and to also arrange for your public RETRACTION and disavowing of your lies, false statements, slanders, libels and defamations you made (all with deliberate malice) against Colonel Kal Korff.

Should you decline this offer, since we are not obligated to even make it, although we are doing so because we wish to settle this affair amicably despite your illegal behaviour and association with criminal cyberstalkers and individuals who “threaten to kill” a fellow American and a Jew, we will proceed with what I am stating: legal action and police action against you, since your behaviour is objectively demonstrable as being illegal and therefore criminal, under the laws of the United States, California (where you live) and international laws, the laws of the European Union,Czech Republic and even India.

You have until 15 March to respond accordingly, or face rightful consequences. We are not bluffing. Once we file suit, we will never settle, but press for you to be fully prosecuted with full damages and penalties in accordance with the laws.

Sincerely yours,

(Narinder Chhibba)
Attorney at Law
Official Legal Counsel and Attorney for Colonel Kal Korff’s
International Interests and Rights"

Coward Kal K. Korff is afraid of Don Ecker!

2011-03-09T23:10:00.000-04:00

It looks like Kal is running the other way ad is too much of a COWARD to face one of his kritics. Don Ecker has sent out a very public invitation to have Kal appear on Dark Matters radio but it looks like Kal is too afraid to do it. All that after how Kal was throwing around the bollocks about him not being afraid to confront anyone and that he would always accept a debate challenge. I guess that is true so long as it comes not from Paul Kimball, Kevin Randle, or Don Ecker. Kal has ducked a couple of debates now after claiming he would take them on. I think Kal's real fear lies in having to face a dose of reality and he can;t have that interfering with his delusions. Don't bother you with the facts eh Kal? ahahaahhhaaaa! Kal claims thathe has everyone on the run but if this is the case them how is it that Don Ecker wrote Kal the following "
To: Kalvin K Korff
From: Don Ecker-Host
Dark Matters Radio

After waiting another week in reference to my offer for you to appear on Dark Matters Radio, and with the two week period almost over, I am going to announce to the world that you are too cowardly to even answer me on my offer for you to come on my radio program.

Everyone now knows what a blowhard and liar you are Kalvin K Korff, everyone knows. I will now make it known to all those that don't know you how cowardly you are, and still living in the "Ozone Layer".

Don Ecker
Dark Matters Radio

PS Did you notice that I signed my name and didn't try to BS you that I was someone else? Turd."

Kal IS NOT suing anyone. Kal IS NOT having anyone prosecuted. Kal IS NOT being represented by a lawyer. Kal IS NOT a colonel in any Israeli intelligence group. Kal HAS NEVER SUED anyone he claimed he would. There is one undeniable fact about Kal and it is that Kal Is An IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kal K. Korff gets EXPOSED again!!!!

2011-03-06T03:55:00.000-04:00

Look what some nice lad sent me. By the way Kal you will be EXPOSED here and on the official Kal Is An IDIOT youtube channel.

By the way Kal this picture was taken TODAY and this chap tells me the personnel management department for Boeing is open Monday for anyone to drop by and have a check.

Official Kal Is An IDIOT Youtube channel skyrockets!!

2011-03-05T04:51:00.000-04:00

Time to stop looking away and ignoring the FACT that you have been EXPOSED Kal and the fine folks in the Czech Republic know it. The OFFICIAL Kal Is An IDIOT youtube channel is number 1 with Czech reporters subscribing to it!!!

Now the Czech media is on to your antics Kal and the goodpeople of the Czech Republic are warned about you. So where are all of your big media connections to rescue you now Kal?? Where is your new talk show or your new magazine or paper?

Let me share with you Kal some numbers that have come in and have in every way surpassed your pathetic little videos.

#716 - Most Subscribed (This Week)
#115 - Most Subscribed (This Week) - Reporters
#10 - Most Subscribed (This Week) - Czech Republic
#1 - Most Subscribed (This Week) - Reporters - Czech Republic
#89 - Most Subscribed (This Month) - Czech Republic
#3 - Most Subscribed (This Month) - Reporters - Czech Republic
#17 - Most Viewed (Today) - Reporters - Czech Republic
#37 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Reporters - Czech Republic

Now I'm just waiting for you to become number 1 on the Czech police's radar. Best of luck on that there Kal. ahahahaahahah!

Kal K. Korff refuses to directly confront Don Ecker!

2011-03-03T13:20:00.000-04:00

It looks like the bollocks of Kal K. Korff have finally caught up with him. After being EXPOSED on Don Ecker's radio program and after the official Kal Korf Is An IDIOT youtube channel shot up the charts in the Czech Republic to the top 4 most viewed by the media it looks like Kal is hiding behind facebook and again giving the dodge to a challenge.

You see lads Don Ecker posted a challenge to Kal to come on the radio with him and all Kal has been able to muster is more phony promises, phony lawyers and threats. Kal is too much of a coward to go head to head with any bloke who calls him out.

It is over Kal. Your cowardice and codswallop have been EXPOSED! The Czech media is on to your game and so are the fine citizens of the Czech Republic. The Czech police are pursuing your diddles. The U.S. embassy has been notified. Enough of your whinges and waffling you stupid twat. I'd say you should have stopped before you were ahead but we all know that was never the case with you Kolonel Kolon.

Kal K. Korff has had his own game of "exposing" people turned on him. How does it feel Kal? taste of your own medicine there eh?

Official KIAI youtube channel skyrockets!!!!!

2011-03-02T04:23:00.002-04:00

It looks like the truth about Kal K. Korff is seeing more than a bit of light here lads. Thanks to well known poster FN who has nicely put up a youtube channel for our blog here the official Kal Is An IDIOT youtube channel has shot up the charts and in a matter of less than 24 hours it has shot from being number 37 to now being number 9 as the most viewed by the Czech media! The channel is also now number 92 as the most viewed in the entire Czech Republic!!!! Utterly ace here lads!!

Read it an weep Kal! The official Kal Is An Idiot youtube channel is now number 9 with the Czech Media!!! Is this the sort of media exposure you were threatening people with for years now that never came about? Well here it is right in your face you bloody prat.

I'm eagerly awaiting to see Kal's dim witted look in the papers here soon. Posing as a colonel in counter terrorism and ripping off one of the most beloved humanitarians in the Czech Republic would likely get anyone some attention here. Looks like Kal will be on a short list for a long flight back to the states soon.

And it looks like Kal is stil ILLEGALLY IMPERSONATING a barrister. Don Ecker posted another anonymous server email that certainly appears to be from that bloated twat Kal. Read on lads...............

From: "Anonymous Remailer (austria)"
Date: March 1, 2011 5:49:10 PM EST
To: Cameo@CyberStationUSA.com
Subject: Don Ecker's lies and slander

Hello.

I represent Colonel Kal K Korff of the Israeli founded Special Secret Services. Recently Don Ecker, broadcasting his "show" on your website, SLANDERED AND LIBELED Colonel Korff on many different levels.
Don Ecker is a noted LIAR, FRAUDSTER, AND SUPPORTER OF TORTURE. His unhealthy obsession with Colonel Korff has made him commet several ILLEGAL acts on his radio show.
Ultimately, Cyber Station USA is responsible for the content of Don Ecker's program.

This is a notice for you to REMOVE Don Ecker and his show from your web service or YOU will be held accountable in several lawsuits that Colonel Korff will be filing against Don Ecker.

Law Office of Robert D. Coviello

Nice try Kal but your bollocks got you nowhere except more in the eye of the public that now sees there is no level low enough for you to stoop that you will try to harass and bring hatred upon people who have EXPOSED you for the DAFT and DELUSIONAL you are. And just remember now Kal that you brought all this aggro on yourself with that big mouth you have attached to your fat head. Too bad Kal can't just belt up. Don't worry Kal because all that codswallop of yours has finally caught up to you Kal you gormless knob.

And don't forget about F1 Racer's appearance on Dark matter Radios retelling the long known and infamous Kal K. Korff allegedly ripping off one of the greatest humanitarians in the Czech Republic. Give a listen here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhk2ETIPQkI&feature=player_embedded

Don Ecker CHALLENGES Kal K. Korff

2011-03-01T17:34:00.001-04:00

Wel there lads it looks like we shall see if Kal K. Korff can rise to the challenge just issued by Don Ecker!!! read on chaps!!

ATTENTION !! ATTENTION !! FLASH !!

I am going to do what korff would NEVER have the guts to do .. I am inviting him to appear on Dark Matters Radio to answer what he claims are my lies. In other words kal .. this is a public invitation to come on my radio show, DARK MATTERS RADIO, to answer your kritics! Not for 10 minutes, not for 30 minutes but for the entire 2 (two) hours. Live phone calls, questions, the whole enchilada to a very large audience. Fridays show we had over 50,000 tune in according to CyberstationUSA which can track how many are listening. Then!! over 4,000 downloads over the next 2 days. More than you could imagine kal. You game kalvin? I will NOT CENSOR anything you say, but if you claim something be ready to back it up.

I am going to post my invitation on FaceBook, my DMR blogsite and if anyone here has a direct line to korff, please advise me via email. FN and F1 racer both know how to contact me. I want to make sure korff gets this ASAP. Oh, one more thing ... forget that horseshit that he might do it in April or May or June. Within the next 2 Weeks. I can interview him on Skype. Lets see who has the biggest balls on this block.

Don Ecker

You are all out of excuses Kal. Stop running and hiding. Kal has called Don Ecker and Kevin Randle cowards. I guess we shall see who the true coward is this time. At least Kevin Randle and Don Ecker have the balls to call you out. Stop being such a twat Kal. Time to man up.

OFFICIAL Kal Is An IDIOT Youtube channel most viewed by reporters today!!!!!!

2011-03-01T02:47:00.001-04:00

The youtube channel set up by our very own FN only mere hours ago is now rated #32 - Most Viewed (Today) - Reporters - Czech Republic as most viewed today by Czech journalists!!!!!! Be sure to visit and subscribe as soon as you can!!

Much more will be added and I believe that a multiple segment video series EXPOSING Kal in addition to the Dark Matters Radio shows will be added to the channel!!!

A quick update here lads!! WE ARE NOW #17 - Most Viewed (Today) - Reporters - Czech Republic!!!!!!

We have moved up 20 places in a matter of mere hours here chaps!!! Kal wants media attention and now the daft fool is getting his wish! ahahahahahhhaaaa!!!

NEW!!! The OFFICIAL Kal Is an IDIOT Youtube channel!!!!!!

2011-02-28T21:30:00.000-04:00

To all the Korffing lads out there here is our very own channel courtesy of the one and only FN!!!

This channel has the utterly ace interviews EXPOSING Kal K. Korff that were heard on Don Ecker's Dark matter radio show with our own EXCLUSIVE not yet broadcast on Dark Matters where F1 racer tells the world his story about Kal K. Korff impersonating a chief financial officer in order to allegedly STEAL electronic goods!!

In response to the first show EXPOSING Kal K. Korff it looks like Kal has shut down his websites and impersonated a barrister to issue a FALSE THREAT to Don Ecker!! ahahahahhhaaahhhaaaahahaha!!

Kal K. Korff has been EXPOSED on a worldwide level!! I understand the media here in Prague will also be publishing in several papers here stories EXPOSING Kal!! I also hear that the Czech police are looking for Kal and that criminal charges and deportation are not too far down the road here.

Kernal Klown still making empty threats

2011-02-26T18:11:00.000-04:00

It looks like some things never do and never will change there lads. Blowhard bollocking loud mouth Kal K. Korff has let fly a barrage of laughably new threats to sue again. Don Ecker who hosted a public information session with some of Kal's victims says he has received an email from someone claiming to be from a law office in California. Don points out that the email was sent through some sort of anonymous service but it is obvious it was sent by Kal K. Korff. A pathetic attempt by Kal to continue stalking and harassing one of his victims. By doing such a thing Kal has ILLEGALLY impersonated someone and has a used a computer for CRIMINAL purposes.

Kal posted this on facebook "I was just told by my lawyers that we have every LEGAL right, to start billing "Desperate Don" Ecker for the legal docs now being made against him, including the first Cease and Desist letters and Demands for Formal Retraction and Renouncement. They told me that within 14 days, Ecker WILL receive his notices, and also a bill for each one. Should Ecker refuse to comply and pay, it will only cost him more. Praise YHWH."

Kal you bloated twat! Barristers do not get to instantly bill someone they do not represent! And the barrister to which Kal claims is representing him only does mediation and business case. That fucking idiot Kal cannot even bother checking his facts before anonymously sending his own threat! ahahahahahahaha!! And Kal you do know that when you add the letter S to something such as the word lawyer that means more than 1 lawyer? The barrister you pretend to be representing practises alone!! You fuckwit numbnutted cunt Kal! You really are that stupid Kal!!! This what Kal sent to Don and Kal actually thinks anyone is going to take this as anything but more bollocks? ahahahahahhhhaaaaa!!! YOU ARE A JOKE KAL!

Mr. Ecker.

This is OFFICIAL notice to notify you that you are being SUED for LIBEL, SLANDER, AND DEFAMATION OF COLONEL KAL K KORFF.

You have been warned many many times to CEASE your LIES and SLANDER against Colo.Korff, yet you REFUSE TO DO SO.

You have left Colonel Korff with NO CHOICE but to press charges against you, in a court of LAW and bring you to JUSTICE.

We will also be issuing a restraining order against Cyberstaion usa to STOP THEM from broadcasting your amateurish attempt at a radio show.

We have also notified several newspapers of your SUPPORT OF TORTURE AND YOUR THREAT TO WATERBOARD COLONEL KAL KORFF.

Sincerely,

Law Office of Robert D. Coviello
31815 Camino Capistrano, Suite 19
San Juan Capistrano, CA 92675

Phone: (949) 429-7500
Fax: (949) 429-7505

No actual and professional barrister would ever bother with such rubbish. YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE KAL. Also Kal you need to actually have enough money to hire a barrister and everyone knows you are living spare these days jumping from flat to flat hiding out. Only an extremist coward and hater like Kal K. Korff would ever send an anonymous message like this. Only a fucking fruitcake like Kal would drag Mr. Coviello into Kal's twisted and sick little fantasy without regard for anyone else. And just remember Kal that these anonymous email companies will not protect your identity when you commit a crime like criminal impersonation and stalking. While there might be humor now and then about Kal K. Korff it is my opinion that he has the potential to be a dangerous lunatic and this latest in a long list of stalking and harassment Kal has made against his victims is usually where nutjobs start making plans to get even. Kal K. Korff is turning into a religious extremist if you have not noticed. Just like the Jihandists Kal pretends to fight Kal K. Korff is no better than any of them.

Kal K. Korff FAIL! FAIL!! FAIL!!!

2011-02-25T04:15:00.001-04:00

So lads the big news has been dropped like a bomb right on Kal's pointy head that Don Ecker is going to do a 2 hour show FULLY EXPOSING Kal K. Korff!!

And just Kal not to miss a chance to open his big mouth and let out some threats Kal tossed out his usual legal nonsense about Don Ecker being served with legal papers in 2 hours. Here is what Conniving Kal said " I start legal/criminal proceedings against "Desperate" Don Ecker in 2-3 wks. Ecker gets his first formal notice, in compliance with CA State Laws, in two hours. Ecker is Xposed in a new show which airs February 28th on the web. Among its highlights are my secret trip to the Indian/Pakistani border last year to test nanodust. It includes those who went with me and were secretly involved. They testify on camera :-)"

That chap Don Ecker said "Hello all you fellow Korffer's. I see that you are aware of my little show scheduled for Friday, February 25th, here in Southern California. I was just advised that Kolonel Nut-job is now "starting legal proceedings" against me, and I will be served in two hours. Okay-dokey. As I write this the time is Thursday, Feb. 24th at 3:22 PM Pacific Standard Time. That means that I should be served "legal papers" by, and I will give our boy Kalvin the addtional 8 minutes, until 5:30 PM Pacific. I will report back then."

Time came and went and there has been no notice of any kind served to Don Ecker other than the ramblings of Kal Korff via the internet. ahahahahahahahahhhaaaahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!

But then poor dumb desperate Kal Korff cannot even bother to check his facts before he ASSumes that F1 racer will be on the show. Kal said "UFO extremist "Desperate" Don Ecker is featuring cyberstalker "F1Racer" on his show, isn't it amazing? This guy is being pursued by Czech police, Ecker is in good company. While they might "deny" it, the first police doc proving it, debuts Feb 28th and will be posted across the web. Leave it to Ecker to feature stalkers who threaten to "kill" people. It says all we need to know about Ecker, who also endorses torture." This from Kal who claims to be involved in assassinated terrorists.

Kal K. Korff gets CAUGHT AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!!! For someone with such a high IQ it seems that poor confused Kal cannot even keep simple facts straight before he ASSumes so much. Kal starts with the bollocks again about the police and legal threats and again Kal FAILS to deliver! ahahahahhhaaaaa!!!

We all know that the police ARE NOT involved. We all know there IS NOT going to be any lawsuit. We all know there NEVER HAS BEEN and that there NEVER WILL BE. There is NO nanodust. Kal IS NOT involved in counter terrorism. Kal IS NOT an accredited journalist and cannot make you one. Kal IS NOT a colonel. Everyone knows that Kal K. Korff has done one thing and one thing only and that is FAIL. Kal you should change your name to FAIL.

So tune in tomorrow 10:pm Pacific time in the states to listen. It is over Kal. ahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Kal K. Korff EXPOSED!!!!

2011-02-24T04:09:00.000-04:00

Well now lads it looks like Kal K. Korff has reached the end of his rope. I know a little about this program and it will be utterly ace!! This Don Ecker chap is doing an entire program with various people exposing Kal's fantasies and lies once and all. Don't miss it!!!!

Kal K. Korff giving the little general a spank?

2011-02-21T17:23:00.001-04:00

Dekko here if you dare lads!! Fancying his own knob? A little hanky panky with the little general? The only thing I know is that I am psychologically damaged for life now. Even the bravest ofthe brave venturing into this territory will be wishing they could dig their own eyes out with a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I’m getting married to an Indian Princess! Yippee!!!”

2011-02-20T04:18:00.000-04:00

Well there lads our very own FN has done it again!!! Read on lads to see more of poor dumb and desperate Kal K. Korff EXPOSED!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! The photo is just sickening. I wonder how Kal paid her? Perhaps with a free ipad? Maybe he promised her an autographed paperback from him was worth a lot of money. hahahahahahahaaa!!!! Read on now what our fellow FN has revealed!!!!!

Here’s the breakdown on this whopper of a lie.

About a year ago, while Korff was still communicating with “Tina” before he had a melt down after Tina’s daughter called out Korff as an egotist, telling him she “didn’t give a shit about his real or made up terrorist fighting activities”, and after Korff “played” Tina and the daughter in a manner we will deal with at a later date, Korff fought back by sending out this e-mail salvo in the effort to make Tina jealous.

e-mail edited for length (of course) but not content, of course.

From: kalkorff@kalkorff.com
Subject: from Kal, quick update, hope you are well
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2010 20:57:30 +0530
CC: Tina’s Daughter
To: Tina

Message 1: Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. After I return from field testing the nanodust I have created at the Pakistani-Afghan border, (you know, the stuff - Tina’s Daughter named removed - "doesn't care about"), I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants. Turns out the Governor of this region next to Pakistan here is a Jew, India's first in government. Ever since Mumbai attacks, Israel and India are best friends now. The Jew thing is taking off here, it is truly YHWH's blessings.

Message 2: I have accepted a wedding proposal from Princess Kumar of India. I had no idea. YHWH has truly blessed me. Praise YHWH. I know that this news may not please you, but I MUST do what YHWH has commanded. Kal

(Side Note: Korff makes huge mistake here; he claims that he created the nanodust in the field, in his traveling lab, between paintball games, evidently.)

Now, that’s a whopper of a message from our favorite Walter Mitty wanna be, Kalvin Karlton Korff. I’ve done a bit of research into this claim and here’s what I uncovered.

From the beginning of this ruse, Korff got the very foundation of the lie, wrong. Kumari means Princess, this is the feminine usage of the word, Kumar is the masculine usage of the word.

The definition of the word Kumari: Gender: Girl ~ Origin: Sanskrit ~ Meaning: Youthful ~ Origin: Indian ~ Pronunciation: ku mah ree)

The term Kumari is commonly added to a female name as the middle name and as a term of affection. Many women have the name "Kumari" in their name for no other reason than sited above, and certainly not for a reason of royalty.

Further reading on Indian names and the name Kumar and why and how it’s used: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_name

Knowing nothing of Indian culture, a web site was contacted and the admin was very helpful.

Here’s what the educated admin had to say about my query into Korff’s claims.

My original e-mail:

Hello,

What a wonderful website! I’m researching the claims of a person, and he’s mentioned a “Princess Kumar of India”. This person is living a fantasy life; always making wild claims, etc. I’m working on his background in the hopes of writing an article on him, maybe a short story, maybe a screen play? I’m not sure where this may lead? Below you will find a message he sent to a contact of mine. If possible, could you elaborate on his claims? Is there a Princess Kumar of India? Has there ever been, at any time? This person is a Westerner, of dubious note. Would it even be feasible that a Princess from India (any Princess) would contact a man, a foreigner, or a fellow Indian, and propose marriage to him? Is this even possible in Indian society?

Thank you very much for your time.

----- Original Message -----

From: Kamat's Potpourri

To: FN

Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:32 AM

Subject: Re: "Princess Kumar of India"

Most certainly a fantasy / imagination.

This person may not be of Indian origin either -- Kumar is masculine name (Kumari would be feminine)

And the follow up e-mail

----- Original Message -----

From: Kamat's Potpourri

To: FN

Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 7:09 AM

Subject: Re: "Princess Kumar of India"

Proposal to a stranger, certainly not possible?

However, proposal to a foreigner, fellow Indian is possible by prior familiarity or arrangement.

BTW, there are no more princesses today. Not in India.

And here’s where Korff makes another damning mistake. Korff’s own words:

“Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants. “

So, this Princess with the male indicator calls Korff and requests a meeting (presumably making the call herself?) and she gives no reason for the call or the meeting other than, “Please, Kalvin, and come out and see me.” I read this, if it were true as, no familiarity with Korff and no family arrangement.

A quick search on the web comes up with no Princess Kumar of India that would fit the bill as Korff states. In fact, the first result to come up is the definition of Kumar and Kumari. Korff should have done a little research before he boastfully made the claim and ultimately lashed back with this lie is his feeble and immature attempt to regain his manly hood after being so thoroughly trounced and put in his place by a teen aged girl.

A look at Korff’s Face Book page shows no mention of being engaged, a wife or children - Interested: In Women

As of February 2011, Korff has made no more mention or remarks about his Princess, his son from a previous, failed marriage, or any number of past claims; forever lost in the haze of lies that is the life and times of Kalvin Karlton Korff.

More truth, based on Korff lies, to come.

Developing...

Kal Korff rotten to the core

2011-02-18T04:53:00.000-04:00

Steve Jobs is not looking for a blow job from you Kal. Please stop trying to suck Apple off. It will do you no good and they will never hire you again. You were a lowly tech support person who from what I understand snaked your way into Claris. But when your bloody lack of actual skill became known you apparently took the low road out of flood as quick as you could. ahahahhhhhhaaaahahaha

And not one lad you have threatened with police action has ever received anything from the police. Stop LYING Kal and stop trying to bully these chaps around with your bollocks about the police showing up. It will never happen because it is not true. The Czech police are on to you Kal. Be careful what you blurt out. ahahahhhhaaaa

Kal Korff's "promises"

2011-02-12T16:34:00.000-04:00

Far too many broken promises to list here lads. Where are the free ipads Kalvin?

Any guess there lads?

2011-01-28T05:02:00.000-04:00

So now there lads what will be Kernal Kolonlicker's next big announcement?
Will Kal finally come clean and tell the truth? Will it be Kernal Korntwat announcing a massive 1,000,000 volume series on exposing those with poor bathroom etiquette? maybe a new announcement on hsi super duper extraordinary one of a kind 62,541 book deal!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaha. Or maybe Kal will have ventured where he never has dared before....................................

Kal K. Korff NOT INVITED to elite level conference

2011-01-18T14:46:00.000-04:00

I see that there iwll be a large world class conference taking place in Saudi Arabia that is sponsored by the likes of Google and Boeing and it will feature world class speakers all experts in their fields. wow real life CEOs and PIOs and CIOs and the like. Even the CEO for Walt Disney will be there along with lads like Tony Blair and so many other important figures in such things as science and world peace and medicine and and and and...........................
KAL K. KORFF IS NOT INVITED!! Though lads it looks as though some other flying saucer chaps will be thee like Stanton Friedman and Jaques Vallee and Nick Pope. Many thanks for the email about this to from a fellow Korffer.

So how can it be lads that Kal did not get an invite? Someone pointed out that Kal once said he was being financed with millions and millions or dollars by a saudi king or prince or some such. This is true that Kal did sayhe was getting some bonkering sum of money from a Saudi and this is clearly not the case otherwise Kernal Kolon would not have to be selling ipods and the like.

So while Kal is roaming the rails of Prague late at night wondering what happened to his promising future and cooking up more of his ridiculousness it looks like his old pal Stan Friendman will be meeting royalty and will be among some of the finest minds and some of the most influential people in the world.

Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT!!!

2011-01-11T21:43:00.000-04:00

Discuss!!!!!!!!

Kal K. Korff caught in ANOTHER LIE!!!!!!

2011-01-01T23:41:00.001-04:00

It looks as though the one and only scum pile Kal K. Korff has been outed as a LIAR AGAIN!! Well lads it looks like Kal is up to his usual bollocks about police coming after people and charges and prosecution and the rest of the dog's dinner Kal likes to create. Kernal Krap claims the Czech police have contacted F1 Racer and Jimmy D both of these lads are ace posters here. Both our chaps Jimmy D and F1 racer report they are fine and are still awaiting this police contact Kal has been promising for something like a whole year or so now. But we all know that the police contact is just one more LIE from Kal.

As with all things Kal Korff this police contact is more duff. Kal don't you know that it is a sin to lie you stupid arsehole? Gormless wanking twit you are Kal the police have no interest in your delusions. Now run off and go pet John Thomas your only friend you fat fumbling knocker.

For all just coming here and reading up on the guy likely to be the world's biggest twat. Kal loves lying about getting people arrested and prosecuted and a lot of other nonsense. I just wish Kal would STOP LYING so much! Just remember Kal that God doesn't liars or assholes so it looks like you are in trouble with the big man twice over. ahahahahahahhhaaa!

Military expert weighs in on Kal Korff

2010-12-29T16:50:00.000-04:00

Much thanks to FN for this information from a REAL military expert. Ace lad!!!! I shall not reveal who the person is but his credentials are rather impressive chaps. Here is what FN gives us about a military professional's expert on Kernal Krumb.

This military expert and professionals background includes thirteen years as an enlisted Marine; was in Vietnam in 1965 and from 1967 through 1970 surviving 31 major combat operations.

Military honors: include three Purple Hearts for wounds suffered in combat.

From: CLASSIFIED

Subject: Korf Kommando

Date: Tuesday, December 28, 2010 10:39 AM

Hello, FN. I've got a few spare minutes this week, so I'll try to be helpful regarding your query. You've run across something that I've seen numerous times in my dealings with the military and military support agencies through the years.

Namely, an expat Israeli who has discovered an American fascination with all things super-secret-spooky-paramilitary, as long as it seems to have Israeli provenance. For some reason, Americans - uninformed or just plain ignorant Americans - have become convinced since the IDF raid on Entebbe that the Israelis are the end-all and be-all when it comes to clandestine, paramilitary operations.

The folks who are setting themselves up as bona fides in this regard are usually Israelis living here who did their required time in the IDF and nothing more, but they're driven to set themselves up as Super Spooks. There are usually two reasons for this: They have huge self-esteem/ego problems or they are fishing for a way to make money by misrepresenting their background and expertise.

As your guy doesn't seem to be demanding payment, investment or a job, I'm prone to put him in the latter group. I think you're dealing with a whack-job. I've done some cursory checking with my genuine sources and gotten nothing but laughter for the inquiry. The outfit he's claiming to be a member of just doesn't exist, except perhaps in his mind.

That's my take. As to what to do about it? Ignore him. Don't feed into his fantasy by challenging it. Guys like this thrive on controversy and challenge to their dream-state. When that disappears and it's obvious no one is taking him seriously, or paying any attention at all, they just disappear.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!

2010-12-24T13:19:00.000-04:00

HAPPY HOLIDAYS KAL!!!

So just what is itlads with Kernal Kolon? Is he sexually repressed? Is he just a prude? I ask only because Kal seems to have an utter problem with gay people. Kal posted on facebook "Kal Korff: My point is that for someone who bragged she was a lesbian and was "proud" of it, she can't have it both ways. No one can. Just like the term "the third sex" is used to describe people who are gay. There is NO SUCH THING at the "third sex,"... there are only two. Why people just can't tell the truth, is beyond me. So in this case of "Pink" (which isn't even a real name anyways) she went from being straight, to being a "lesbian" and now she is either "straight" again or bi-sexual.

Personally, I could care less. I just laugh at people who claim to be "gay" but have to go back to being "real" with nature in order to have kids, because being "gay" is not normal biologically, MOST of nature does not work this way. Men and woman need each other biologically, or they lack the chromosomes necessary to create a complete human being.

This is my only point...."

All of this because the music star Pink said she once was a lesbian. Who cares if someone is a bit or over the top camp? I really think Kal K. Korff is a gay hater. So much for Kal being all about world peace there chaps. Looks like Kal has taken a page out of Hitler's book and decided that 'world peace' will only be under his terms and it apparently doesn't include gays. Does Kal not know that there exists in nature homosexual animals and self reproducing animals?

For Kal claiming such an ace level iq and such he sure isn;t all that bright.

Well lads I hope you all have a grand holiday!!!!!!!!!!!

Kal Korff's "education"

2010-12-21T12:05:00.000-04:00

Well lads our very own FN has been diging rather deep into the past of that wanker Kal Korff and he has found some interesting information. The best of it I cannot share at this moment but believe when I tell you chaps it is utterly ace stuff!!!!!! ahahhhaaahhaaa

So for now please enjoy this co-op ed piece written on the road by none other than FN himself!!

From FN:

Here's the TRUTH as best as we Korffers can ascertain, regarding Korff's high school and limited college experience.

Korff graduated in 1980 with his class. He had all his credits before graduation, gained through his journalism activities, etc. He wasn't an overly exceptional student; he wasn't the valedictorian or anything like that. When questioned, fellow students regarded him as “being there” with little more comment.

Interestingly, a repeated episode from his high school years colored Korff’s personality and behavior to this very day; students used to make fun and pick on him for being “different”. After he gained a little celebrity in response to his first Meier pamphlet, these same students then treated him like local royalty.

Korff won a few awards for public speaking, one would assume Speech Class? No sports activity to speak of, a few clubs. No mention in the yearbook; “Most likely to…” that kind of thing.

Korff did gain a bit of a reputation before he graduated for having a college aged girlfriend, her name was Sarah. This shouldn’t really come as a surprise; Korff wasn’t a stupid lad, he read a lot and had a lot of varied interests, etc., and he wasn’t a bad looking kid as we’ve seen.

This teenage love affair would have to be the high point of his personal life; being looked up to for dating an “older women” while in high school. In light of what his personal life currently is, this past relationship must rank right up at the top for Korff.

As we know his personal life is a lonely affair; sequestered from family, no steady girlfriend, no wife (he was married for a few months and that union crash and burned fairly quickly), and no children (Korff has never had a child, he bragged and ultimately lied about a genius son, this isn’t true). In any event, the teenage love affair ended with Sarah cheating on him, or some such thing. Young love; a wicked ride.

Also, it should be noted that Korff lived in the family garage for a couple years while he attended high school. As freedom fulfilling as this “bohemian” lifestyle must have been for a teenager, I’m sure Korff would've of rather had his father at home; with his mother, brothers and sisters, and not away with his Filipina girlfriend, now his wife.

Korff did take German in High School. This is interesting because noted UFO researcher (now out of the game), Michael Hesemann, is on record stating that he tried talking to Korff in German at a UFO Conference and Korff had no clue what Michael Hesemann was talking about. Hesemann stated that he talked to Korff to prove to himself that Korff didn’t understand German as he said he did while visiting the Billy Meier Compound.

Michael Hesemann: “I addressed Kal Korff in German when I met him at a UFO Expo West in L.A., and he did not understand a single word. That was funny, since I speak "High German", with only a slight Rhinish accent, when the Swiss with their heavy Swiss German are even extremely difficult to understand for the average German.”

As for any college experience, we searched far and wide and all we can come up with, and this is corroborated by former students and friends, Korff attended a Fremont, California area junior college:

Ohlone College - http://www.ohlone.edu/

He attended for a very short time; no degree, certificate or completion of any kind was achieved or recognized.

To sum up; in this mini biography it's easy to recognize the few life events which affected Korff's personality and behavior so deeply that his troubled life can be traced back to nothing more than these life changing, although fairly common to many, events.

Love, sex, heartbreak, family, divorce, education, school games, a taste of celebrity; it’s all here. For some, life would have unfurled much differently.

For Kalvin Korff, his physiological response to these common life changing events derailed any chance he had to capitalize on his early opportunities and success.

And there you have it lads! So Kal tries to flaunt about some phony IQ and using nanodust but he does not have a degree in so much as cooking!! ahahahahahahahahahaha And let me leave you all with a wonderful photo of Kernal Kolon Krumbs from 1976 when he was just a wee brat in the 8th grade. My oh my he looks like a very angry young idiot ahahaaaaahhhaaa

And Jimmy D and F1Racer ARE STILL WAITING for Kal's imaginary police to show up! Kal claims to have pictures of their flats and that sure makes it sound like Kal is STALKING PEOPLE!! This comes as no surprise at all lads because Kal clearly needs someone or something to be his enemy. So much for world peace eh Kal?

Kal Korff IS NOT an accredited journalist!!

2010-12-18T15:32:00.000-04:00

So I am rather curious lads as to where one can acquire accreditation as a journalist??? Kal K. Korff claims to be such an accredited journalist yet he works for no established and reputable media corporation or other news outlet. YOU CANNOT BE AN ACCREDITED JOURNALIST!!! There is NO SUCH THING!! You can be a journalist with media credentials and I do suspect lads that wanker Kal is passing off his old metro newspaper identification card and running around yelling "I'M A CREDENTIALED JOURNALIST!!! SEE!!!!!" ahahahahahahahhhaaahahhahaha But lads we all know this is utter bollocks because Kal IS NOT EMPLOYED AS A LEGITIMATE JOURNALIST!!

Right then I guess I will take Kal to task again and challenge him to show proof of his self alleged accreditation as a journalist. Come now Kernal Kolon and do what you challenge everyone else to do and show some evidnece and I am not talking about some media roster from years ago I am talking about NOW. ahahahahhhaaa

Why be a fake Mossad agent Kal?

2010-12-14T22:29:00.000-04:00

Her eis your chance Kal to turn your twisted little fantasy life into the real thing!!!!!!! It looks like Mossad is hiring agents!!! While Kal might fail on the creativity requirement of such a position Kal will be ace at the part of the job requiring one to “create one’s own reality and play a central role in it.” Kal is already an accomplish liar so what is holding him back from dumping his fake Mossad badges and trying out for the real thing???? ahahahahahahahhhaaahahahahahahah

Time is about for you to man up Kal and try out for the real thing lad. But as all we know Kal all too well these days to know that he is an utter twat with no spine who spends his days and nights imagining and dreaming about the real thing.

So go on now there Kernal Kolon and keep on providing us with the laughs! ahahahahhhhhaaaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!!!!!!

Kal Korff paintball commando

2010-12-10T23:03:00.000-04:00

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

When father times bangs you

2010-12-09T20:39:00.000-04:00

My my my how father time can be so cruel when you let him. For that gnat of a wanker Kal Korff I believe it was inevitable that he wound up like he is. Destiny and all. How the bloody hell does someone go from some kid in 1980 to a complete sod 30 years later?????????? It looks like Kal learned NOTHING during this time. With the New Year coming about I was seriously pondering the shining example of failure Kal is.

A life of 6's and 7's to put it kindly that Kal has. Gandering a read about Kal and his nanodust and a post someone made about it that Kal brags some nanodust is a huge success. Kal claimed he sent in this nanodust against the cops that threw his brother in prison. The person posting pointed out that if this nanodust was so successful then why did Kal's brother go to prison and why did Kal make his brother lose a lawsuit? the answer is simple really. There is no nanodust and the only dust Kal has is the tiny bit fluttering about in his crazy skull.

Before I go I thought I'd share with you lads an exclusive right here!!!! You may not know it but Kal has a tattoo that signifies his place as supreme commander of the special secret hush hush wink on about services. Here it is! I think perhaps it should say in Kal's case 'hello I'm a nesh twat'

ahahahahahahahhahhhhaaaahahhhaaaaaaaahha

Kal Korff kontinues with THREATS!!!

2010-12-07T11:21:00.001-04:00

Oh oh it looks like Kernal Kornballs has blown a tube out his arse! Back to threats of police prosecution and lawsuits and lawyers and the usual load of bollocks. The wanking twit Kal is back to the usual waffle and we all know that NOT A SINGLE person has ever received any sort of notice and have not been visited by the police. I am sure the police in Prague are well aware of what a wanker Kal really is. KIAI poster Jimmy D got yet another THREAT from police impersonator Kal K. Korff. This is quite a wobbler here lads! ahahahahaahahhhhaaahhahaha And by the way lads this email from Kernal Kooky is poof that he is engaged in BLACKMAIL and THREATS for telling people they will comply with his demands or be exposed. Thanks for the evidence Kal and perhaps this should be forwarded to the police.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kal Korff <kalkorff@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 2:31 AM
Subject: From Col. Kal Korff — CEASE and DESIST, You're Being Sued, Prosecuted
To: Jimmy D <kalisaprick@gmail.com>
Cc: Art Levine <artslevine@yahoo.com>, david.biedny@gmail.com

Dear "Jimmy D,"

I have hired a lawyer to "deal" with you (more than one actually) and your "good buddy" aka "F1 Racer." You will receive a formal legal notice informing you of the charges and actions now underway against you, along with the police, in a few days.

Furthermore, I am returning to Prague, (your timing was bad) in 2-3 days to file formal criminal charges against you with the police. This is long overdue, and has been well underway, especially since before I left for my trip to Asia to deliver nanodust in Pakistan, and to India to help them fight against Islamofascists, engage in a "war games" exercise and training — you know, the stuff you delude yourself and LIE to people about, when you say that "none of this is true."

I am also sending a copy of this letter to International Investigative Journalist Arthur S. Levine, who is "most aware" of your various criminal activities, stalking, and libel, slander, and defamation, which you have made with deliberate and malicious intent, which are also crimes. He knows about your cyberstalking web site, he's going to be receiving quite a file on you for the expose series he is writing, the subject of which you'll have to "discuss" with him, since I "owe" you no explanation.

The charges against you, and the literally hundreds of emails you have written (unsolicited as you have criminally stalked and harassed me) and the false claims about me you have made are now going to be addressed and "settled" before the public, your peers and co-workers or any clients you might have.

Enough is enough.

When the police forwarded your email to me, I had to laugh at your desperate attempt to smear me regarding my brother. He was RELEASED ONE YEAR AGO.

Somehow I suspect you know this. And of course you "forget" that it was ME who wrote half the defense which was used in Court and read word for word, which got him OFF of the big, phony charge that he had tried to run down Deputy Geiger.

Geiger has now admitted to five people that the shooting was bogus, just like he broke down and cried on the witness stand, because he couldn't tell the truth.

Furthermore, Forensic Expert Doug Knowles now uses and specifically cites my brother's case as a textbook example of how NOT to handle a crime scene and its evidence, since the police did fake data. These are all proven facts, and I have these conversations on video, just like I have my conversations recorded with police reporting David Biedny, another fellow hater who I am also now going to sue for FALSELY claiming that I committed "libel and slander" when I exposed publicly on video his threats of violence against me.

Biedny made these lying allegations on YOUR web site. Biedny will now be held accountable for EVERY LIE he has made about me, as well as his comments calling me "dirt bag" and other such names, which is unacceptable.

There was NO "libel and slander" regarding Biedny. You and everyone who saw the video knows this. But you and Biedny are too busy engaged in hatred, threatening me, trying to harm me, and now saying you will "kill" me or want to "kill" me, — to see the truth.

If Biedny doesn't want the physical threats of violence he udders against people made public, or his other comments calling people "dirt bag" or "scum" — Biedny shouldn't threaten people.

Any other position on this issue is bullshit, and you know it.

You are filled with hatred and you are an extremist.

I will no longer "tolerate" your public cries and calls for me to be harmed, I will not "tolerate" your threats against me, nor your threats that your friend "F1 Racer" is now going to "kill me" to use YOUR own words.

Thankfully, the police forwarded me your email. Seznam has also been cooperative. Both them and Google gave me all of your emails before I left Prague and the lawyers now have them. It's nice to have friends at such companies. My contacts with Seznam.cz, who immediately recognized the criminal aspect of your behavior, date back to the LITE web site project. Look it up, they're only a few hundred meters from the newspaper I once worked for for two years — you remember the one, Jimmy, Metropolitni Expres, the paper you used to stalk me at, and tried to get me "fired" at — to no avail of course.

You will have 72 hours to comply with the legal notice you will receive shortly from an International Law firm. Their billing rate regarding you, which YOU are now liable for, (not me) is $250.00 USD per hour.

They include a price estimation in their letter to you, concerning how much they intend to sue you for, the letter they are drafting is airtight, since the evidence and case against you is a slam dunk — and I do not mean this in a George Tenet sense.

We will NOT lose — you and your hater, extremist "good buddy" Mr. "F1 Racer" already have lost. Furthermore, David Biedny is going to be exposed for what he did, and how he colluded with you, in what are now criminal acts, and engaged in conspiracy.

"Truth" is not on your side, "Jimmy D."

Google, Seznam, the Czechs and German you impersonated, Facebook, etc., have all been cooperative. Lawyers work this way, and these companies obey the laws when served with legal requests, especially when your own blog and emails, using their services to commit crimes which have international jurisdiction, are being committed by you.

As you can now see, I am NOT "bluffing," — I was NEVER "bluffing" where it concerned you nor your hate-filled, extremist, anti-Semitic, Jew-hating friends.

Instead, like a professional who is a Kidon Unit Commander, and a victim, I took my time, while YOU and your fellow haters continued to break the laws, mock police, threaten to murder me, publicly threaten to harm me, ad nauseum.

You will now be contacted by others.

The FACT that you REFUSE to "believe" that I AM a Colonel in a PRIVATE Israeli-founded entity, whose Hebrew name you do not even know, but if you did know it, it PROVES that I am certainly NOT "James Bond" and never claimed to be, YOU are the one lying and saying I am some sort of "agent," — which now has you in legal trouble and police trouble among many other charges, especially your threats, the case against you we intend to pursue PROVES that you are arguably insane, and have engaged in criminal activity.

You may take comfort in knowing that you are mentioned extensively in my upcoming 2,400 page book series on haters, extremists and Islamofascists, which I am turning over to Prometheus Books for publication. I hold you up as an example of how not to be, and what is very wrong in this world. Following the advice of the owner of Expats.cz, I stayed largely silent about your web site and attacks, until "the case" could be built and is irrefutable. Notice I never really replied to any of your roughly 200 UNSOLICITED, hate-filled, often more than once a day harassment, criminal stalking emails.

Instead, EVERY ONE OF THEM went to the police and other officials, I never read nor saw most of them, just auto-forwarded them, the script our Apple system uses is also entered into evidence, along with the reasons WHY this was necessary.

It's because you broke the laws.

The police also received the emails where you mock them. You can ask them for their "opinions," since you'll be speaking to them soon.

Investigative Journalist Art Levine knows all about the Secret Wars project...and now he knows all about you, and what's going to happen to you now, and so will the rest of the world.

If you do not propose an amicable settlement in your reply to this email in 72 hours, I shall PUBLISH it, and the next letter you will receive from "me" won't be from me, but instead the International Lawyers I have now hired, who along with the police, will come after you.

David Biedny has 72 hours to also propose a settlement and an apology, or also face the rightful, legal, and financial consequences for his illegal behavior. There was NO "libel and slander" when I told the world about what Biedny did, and recorded my reporting him to police. Since Biedny posted much hate-filled material on YOUR web site, with your collusion and "full blessings," — the case against Biedny, yourself and aka "F1 Racer," who was first reported to police a long time ago — is airtight.

You won't win, and none of you can "afford" to defend your behavior, either professionally, morally (which is all that ultimately matters) nor especially financially.

ONLY sincerely,

Colonel Kal Korff

Israeli-founded Special Secret Services

Commander, Kidon Unit Aleph, SAPSTOE

So how did such a seemingly nice young man become such an deluded arse? Yes this is indeed a picture of Kernal Kolon from long ago in 1980 when he graduated from high school. Much much much much more to come about Kal when the truth about Kal K. Korff is EXPOSED!! A cresting tide?? More like a tsunami!

Kernal Kolon broke???

2010-12-04T22:38:00.000-04:00

It looks like the special secret services is not paying all that well these days. First Kal has to conduct "was games" at a paintball arena here in Prague and pretend he is in India near the Pakistan boarder. I guess the budget of the special secret services isn't all that bloody well these days.

Kal later must go on to pretend he has taken some sort of cholesterol test. The truth is that the great Kal K. Korff is giving blood at a plasma center so he can get some money! ahahahahhaaahahahaha!!!! What happened to the millions of dollars Kal had and all of his tele and radio and book deals? ahaahahahahhaaa!!! Times must be tough when you have to flog your own blood.

A pal of mine is a phlebotomist and clued me in on what was happening in the picture. Any why the bloody hell would you have someone take a picture even if you were getting an actual cholesterol test????

Looks like Kernal Kornflakes has hit bottom entirely. One poster here messaged me saying that Kal had sold a website that was given to him and that Kal had been living off the money he got from that deal. One can only hope the gormless twit will sell both his kidneys next.

Kal Korff IMPERSONATES POLICE!!!!!!

2010-12-03T12:28:00.000-04:00

This was sent from Kal to KIAI poster Jimmy D

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kal Korff <kalkorff@kalkorff.com>
Date: Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 7:33 AM
Subject: What shall we talk about?
To: Jimmy D <kalisaprick@gmail.com>

Hi Jimmy.

I am running Korff's email account now.

I work for the police.

What would you like to discuss, other than your latest threat to harm someone?

Is it not a CRIME to IMPERSONATE the police lads? It is myopinion that Kal K. Korff has LIED and has IMPERSONATED POLICE!!! It looks like Kal has some rather CONvenient standards when it comes to his ethics. Someone in Prague should file a complaint with the police. Kal has added police impersonator to his long list of lies including being a fake Mossad agent.

Kal K. Korff CYBER LIAR!!

2010-11-30T20:29:00.001-04:00

Co op ed piece not on the road, not playing paintball and calling war games in Afghanistan when it is actually in Prague and certainly not hallucinating about being an anti terror agent like that fruitcake Kal Korff.

Well well well now here is the world's biggest pile of scum dishing out the bullshit again. Poor dumb desperate deluded Kal K. Korff is at it again. This time cyber liar Kal appears to have invented a new charity since he could not keep his own story on the road. So Kal tries to sell chaps far and wide the idea that he is now a CEO of yet another organization!! ahahahahahaha Kal must be in the Guinness book of records for the man holding the most CEO titles ever. ahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaa!!!

So I present you to you lads a tale of woes and lies and of a madman as told by one of our very own posters FN exposing cyber liar Kal K. Korff AGAIN!!!! haaahahhhaaahahahaahahaha!! You are your OWN WORST ENEMY Kal!!! ahahahhhaaaaa!! Another Kal K. Korff kon job EXPOSED!!!!!

Face Book poach
 
Kal Korff:
 
Waaaaay MegaCool! The new Global Peace Foundation I am the new CEO of which 
will cooperate with the Dayton Center for World Peace in Ohio, (which is a 
true honor) and we will be iPad centric and GIVE iPads away to students who 
will learn English and help promote world peace. Praise YHWH!
 
Kal Korff:
 
The name of the new global peace org I'm the new CEO of, too bad for my 
"Kritics" who are haters/xtremeists; is priyamitra.org.
 
Research into Korff's claims regarding The Dayton Center for World Peace in 
Ohio (DCWP) and the priyamitra.org web site.
 
First off, the web site is a single page, template site, using the same web 
creation software Korff uses to make his personal template web site. A check 
"date posted" search shows that this single page was put up sometime over 
the last 24 hours (November 30, 2010) Case closed on this one, it's a Korff 
URL.
 
Next up, you'll find the organizations I contacted in the attempt to KONFIRM 
Korff's claims regarding the DCWP.
 
 
The City of Dayton, Ohio, and their Chamber of Commerce.
http://www.daytonchamber.org/
 They've never heard of the Center.
 
The Ohio Attorney General. 800-282-0515
 They've never heard of the Center and they have no records of a Center 
under that name.
 
The Ohio Council of Churches, 6230 Busch Blvd # 430, Columbus, OH 43229-1879 
, (614) 885-9590.
 
They've never heard of the DCWP.
 
The Peace Chair at Ohio State University and while I was at it, the Peace 
Corp representative as well.
 
Nothing, absolutely no information about the DCWP. Never heard of it.
 
The Cleveland Council on World Affairs;
 
Founded in 1923 to promote world peace, the Cleveland Council on World 
Affairs is Northeast Ohio's most prominent organization that provides the 
public with greater understanding and personal engagement in international 
relations and global issues.
 
http://www.ccwa.org/
 
Certainly these people should know something about the DCWP?
 
Nothing, Zero.
 
The Dayton Council on World Affairs; 300 College Park Avenue
Dayton, OH 45469-0001 (937)-775-3766
http://www.wright.edu/ucie/dcowa/
Again, nothing, zero.
 
Lastly, because this listing is the only listing that comes "close" when you 
search out the Dayton Center for World Peace in Ohio;
 
http://www.daytonpeacemuseum.org/
(937) 227-3223
 
I thought, what the hell..
 
Well, well, well, nothing, zero, nada. In fact, I talked with the head 
person there, I'll leave him out of it, and he tells me that, "this person, 
probably saw that Dayton is famous for the Peace Accord and it looked like a 
good additional to his tall tale."
 
I couldn't have said it better.
 
There you have it Korffers, there is no Dayton Center for World Peace in 
Ohio, nor is there any organization (that I can find) who knows about it, 
has heard about it, etc.
 
When will the lies stop?
 
I think we already know the answer.
 
FN

Kal Korff master paintball commando!!!

2010-11-27T14:37:00.000-04:00

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lads I understand that the great Kolonel Kolon is blathering that he participated in some war games recently. My thanks to the faithful posters of this blog for alerting me and sending me some photos that can be called nothing short of utter bloody rubbish.

"Part 1:

Kal Korff:

Our war game exercises included a FEMALE Indian sharpshooter who is a gold medalist in their country, she's a VERY nice lade. Another marksman who was a bronze medalist. It was interesting to see the different tactics Israel uses compared to India. In India and Pakistan they count their ammo, and measure each shot, as in shoot sparingly and try to get their targets with one shot. Since I am trained the Israeli way, this means to just open fire and advance while firing, so that the target is pinned down and cannot move nor dare show itself. As you advance you keep firing until you are on top of the target and it is then destroyed. The result was interesting...NO "casualties" on the Israeli side of things, the other side suffered mega hits. It was fun and educational. Often other personnel were taken out, leaving sharpshooters exposed and not exactly in the best position for them. It was quite a contrast."

I know a chap who is an actual sniper and he and I had quite a laugh at the barmy rubbish Kal is saying. My sniper friend told me that Kal was arse about face where military tactics were concerned. What brought an even bigger laugh was that the photos I was sent showing Kal during these faff war games is this turns out to be nothing but a BIG GAME OF PAINTBALL!!!!! ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! My sniper friend says that no actual military person would ever train with paintball guns. He also said there would be no way for a true 'sharpshooter' to train with a paintball gun and that Kal is a gormless smeg. It was also pointed out that were this a true military exercise that none of the chaps involved would be wearing standard green uniforms and would instead be outfitted with desert appropriate wear and colors. My sniper friend got a rather good

"Kal Korff:

It is not practical, at least in my opinion, to do one shot, one kill in this situation. I prefer steady firepower, because it paralyzes the potential enemy. Then you advance while the target is trapped and trying to survive. By the time you are within point blank range it is too late for said target. I have seen many such engagements, especially with tracers used on the mix, the poor person on the other end does not stand a chance. It is always easy to revert to one shot, one hit, but it is more risky, since one is more exposed and it is hard to cover 180 degrees in front of you at times.

In my exercise, I was pinned down by three very different types of soldiers, so I had to take out all three. I went after the two and SAVED the sharp shooter for last. The sharpshooter should have been peppering me while I was laying mega rounds on them, but I kept suppressive firepower going across the 180 sweeping back and forth and just advanced like there was no tomorrow, using combination os Israeli tactics mixed in with some good ol American improvisation. :-)"

My sniper friend also told me that a true sniper would be so far away that Kal's tactics of charging in would have resulted with Kal being put paid to and that a true military exercise would involve the use of actual weapons and that training with a paintball would be detrimental to a soldier's training. Pants all the way here lads. Pants.

A word from the wise that you would do better to spend a penny than believe a word Kal Korff utters. Everyone had sussed Kal a long long long long time ago. How does that wanker Kal live with himself?????????

Paintball! ahahahahahahaahhhhaaahahahahahah! How daft!!! ahahahaaa Please Kal do go running into combat with a paintball gun and you would b doing the world a favor you self serving diddling wonky swine.

Kal Korff defending the world against terrorists one paint ball at a time. Utterly ace you daft wanker!!!! ahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! paintball warriors indeed!! ahahahhhhhahaaaaaaahhhaa

KIAI Announces NEW REALITY SHOW!!!

2010-11-19T01:13:00.000-04:00

Welcome lads welcome! Yes it is true that I am launching a new reality show and it is called Is It Really True Or Just More Bullshit? I am now frantically and furiously filming away for the launch of the first episode where we find out if Kernal Kockroach's claims are true or just bullshit. Gads! I should just save time by calling the show Utter Bullshit. ahahahhhaaahahha

Poor, dumb and desperate Kal must be quite eager for some attention these days since no one will ever take him seriously. A whole 176 views for a video Kal has on You Tube? ahahahahhhhhaaaa And that bloated sack of nuts Kal actually thinks anyone will believe that he is filming a show? ahahahahahahaha

No one is laughing with you Kal. Get a clue. And we are not your 'kritics' but we are agents of reality you nutty little tool.

Kernal Kockroach

2010-11-09T19:10:00.000-04:00

I thought it time for you chaps to have a new posting for you to discuss Kernal Kockroach. I see that much has remained the same and the utter bollocks of Kernal Klap continue in his usual merry and clueless fashion. I really do not know what else to say here lads so I will let you all march on. And this Guy fellow is cracked for this idea of letting Kernal Korknuts have at the air. Since Kal can't even get on that awful X zone radio program I am sure Kal is delirious with the thought of someone being foolish enough to give him the time of day on any show. Bad idea there chap.

Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT!

2010-10-20T13:24:00.000-04:00

Breaking news this is not but what else is there to say about this fool? What it must be like to live your life in a charade and so vicariously through a computer screen. I know not what else to say about lifelong idiot and pretender except that Kal K. Korff is an idiot and there is a village somewhere missing one. About the only real news is the rumor going around that the Czech police might finally be on to Kernal Klown. Cheers lads!

The UTTER BOLLOCKS of Kal K. Korff

2010-10-06T22:35:00.001-04:00

So there lads how many can you come up with? This can be inclusive of outright lies and broken promises and utter nonsense Kal has pined on. I will start this off with the obvious about Kal suing anyone. Not true and has never happened and never will. In FACT Kal actually caused a lawsuit to FAIL. Next.

Share the misadventures of Kernal Kal Klown Korff here.

Kal K. Korff is a moron for the ages

2010-09-28T00:29:00.000-04:00

I just concluded wasting precious time looking at what can be described as a view from the world of the insane. Yes I did indeed just get through watching the very confusing video put on youtube by that blinkered bastard and utter idiot Kal Korff. That will be 15 minutes of my life that I now cannot ever grab back.

So Kal once again proves that he hates his own country and is someone who wants to be some sort of hero to the Czech people. I think the Czech people are wonderful. The last thing Czechs need is a load of cobblers flying about making the great Czech people look bad. It must be wonderful to fanny around Prague pretending to be someone in some secret organization that does not exist. This new video is piss poor and Kal will never realize that his better days came and went a long time ago. The video is so laughable and mangled around in cutting and bollocks that you would be best off spending a penny than watching this piece of rubbish.

Kal now is dreaming that some world leaders are interested in seeing the book that never will be. You are not that important Kal and no one of true import would waste but a second with you. Keep dreaming dolt.

Kernal Krapper

2010-09-19T22:15:00.000-04:00

We all should get one thing straight right now and that would be Kal K. Korff is undeniably the king of utter crap. First Kal says he is not in Mossad but is only a volunteer all of which is in contradiction of Kal claiming to be a Kidon commander and the rest of the delusional nonsense he utters.

But none of this stops Kal from feeding more bloody nonsense. This picture sent me by an anonymous source shows Kal purportedly teaching the martial art known as Krav Maga. It is an Israeli founded martial art.

Well lads I decided to do a bit of research into all of this based on some comments left here and the conclusion I have reached it that Kal K. Korff is permanently bladdered. I have a rather good chum of mine who fights in mixed martial arts competitions and is very familiar with it all. I asked him about Kal teaching Krav Maga and my friend did some checking and told me "This bloke is flirting with his own willy. I have many people I have trained with who are indeed official Krav Maga instructors. The bloke's name you floated me is not sanctioned by the actual Krav Maga organization. They've never heard of this twat. If you run into him tell that smeg I'd love to go three rounds with him bare knuckles if he thinks he has what it takes. I've made moe than my fair share of street warriors cry and looking at this twat's stuff it doesn't take much of a brain to tell he's all talk."

So there you have it lads. On your bike Kernal Krapper.

Bloody hell!!!! I just puked up a biscuit and tea!!!!!!

2010-09-12T19:59:00.000-04:00

I do not bloody know what the hell else to say!!!! the thought did cross my mind that Kal must be trying to figure out how much this bang just cost him!! ahahahhhhhaaaa What sort of a sick freak needs to have a picture taken him of him in bed with some girl???? Is Kernal Kolon really that insecure???? Maybe Kal is a bit unsure of which side to swing for???? Who bloody knows. This photo is so utterly posed it is just silly. like a school boy trying to prove to the lads that he kissed Tina!! ahahahahhhaaahahhaaahahaa! If Kal is going to film another episode perhaps it should be called an American virgin trying to get laid in Prague. Bollocks!

No respect for the dead Kal? No surprise!

2010-09-09T21:13:00.001-04:00

There's sick and then there is really sick and then there is Kal K. Korff. I am not sure how accurate all of this information is but it bloody well fits into Kal and his desperation. Some time ago Kernal Koward posted on his webiste that someone named Bill Marriot had passed away.

Long time commenter of this blog Fuck Nut or known as FN sent this information about the true reason why Kal Korff had so many website problems. It wasn't the story Kal sputtered up about technical problem or other utter nonsense. No it turns out it was both some flying saucer fellow who got Kal's site shut down and you can read the rest for yourself. Nothing like walking on the dead there eh Kal?

Here is a reference to Bill Marriott in one of Kal's many many many delusional messages where he poses as someone else. As for anyone asking about when that dolt Kal posted something about this Marriott fellow here it is "Jun 22, 2010 ... Online Memorial Service for Bill Marriott to be Held Soon." Of course this never came about either just as so much of what Kal says will happen but it never does. Here is what FN has to offer here.

Hi,
 
Here's the e-mail from Michael Horn laying out why Korff's site was pulled 
down, The "Bill" their talking about is Bill Marriott, evidently Korff 
"worked" with Bill at Claris. Korff attempted a "power grab" at Bill's 
position at the firm shortly after Bill passed away and, after he posted 
material on his site regarding his passing. So, what you have here is 
Michael Horn asking them to pull the site down for his own reasons and then 
the CEO reading Korff's web site and hearing about Korff trying to grab 
Bill's position. He got pissed off at Korff and he ordered the site pulled 
down. No web based script issue, etc. caused the site to go down. Korff's 
own ego and need of employment pushed him into acting in what we can 
consider is his regular behavior. Korff will fuck people over, and use them, 
their name, their material, and whatever else it takes to try and bolster 
his ever challenged and sinking into the black mire of his 
"personality"..... or lack there of.
 
Please start a new thread using this information, it needs to be highlighted 
in my opinion.
 
Keep up the good work and never pull that blog down. The world needs to 
know.
 
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Michael Horn"
To: "FN"
Sent: Thursday, September 09, 2010 4:52 AM
Subject: A little more
 
 
 FN,
 
In March of this year Korff was forced to take down his site by his UK 
hosting company. I have all the correspondence but in light of his ugly 
comments about Wendelle do know that they are consistent with his  lack of 
character.
 
Here is a paragraph from the CEO of the UK site pertaining to what they 
think of Korff:
 
 "Our only relationship with Mr. Korff is his attempt to apply for Bill's 
job in the same breath that he announced he was dead, something we found 
deeply offensive to the life and memory of our Marketing Director. In light 
of this further violation of our goodwill and terms of service, I have 
instructed our technical team that the site be suspended. This will be 
actioned in the next few hours."
 
 Korff's site was actually down within 20 minutes of my receiving the email. 
There was more where they told him to take down the clearly threatening 
information directed against Meier and me.
 
 After that, there were two more U.S. based companies that removed his site.
 
On the road now, back Monday.
 
MH

So there it is lads. Despicable what level some losers will stoop. But he is Kal Korff after all so why should anyone expect anything different to come about. That's just Kal.

And don't forget to REPORT KAL K. KORFF AS A PHONY ISRAELI AGENT! Kal K. Korff is claiming to be an Israeli agent and these are KAL'S OWN WORDS! Look at this picture of Kal wearing military insignia and posing next to an Israeli flag!! The evidence is plain here and IT IS ALL PROVIDED BY KAL!!!

Mossad OFFICIAL inquiry of Kal K. Korff begins???

2010-09-08T11:50:00.005-04:00

It looks as though those chaps at Mossad may have already started an official inquiry about self proclaimed fake Israeli agent Kal K. Korff. Sounds like Kal's newest video on you tube has landed his barmy arse in some real trouble now!!

Now while I do not follow what Kal writes on facebook other chaps are saying that Kal is pissing around and said he never claimed to be an Israeli agent.

Bollocks!!! Bloody bollocks!! Utter rubbish I say!!!!! I suppose I should give thanks to that knob Kal for snookering himself. Here it is straight from Kal's own video!!! My thanks to the lad who sent me this spectacular picture from KAL'S OWN VIDEO!

PHONY "colonel" Kal Korff OFFICIALLY REPORTED TO MOSSAD!!!!

2010-09-05T00:40:00.005-04:00

Kal K. Korff has been OFFICIALLY REPORTED as a PHONY Israeli agent to the intelligence agency MOSSAD!! Kal EXPOSES himself in his own and newest video on you tube. Kal himself has on the video a picture of him at the US embassy in Prague where Kal claims to show a security guard his Israeli Special secret Services identification to gain entry into the embassy. Bollocks! What Kal is actually showing the security guard is his old media identification from when he worked for some free rag newspaper given away on the rails. I have this from a credible source close to Kal.

Kal has now been OFFICIALLY REPORTED to Israeli's MOASSAD agency as an IMPOSTER!!! You too can REPORT KAL AS A PHONY ISRAELI AGENT HERE. Be sure to provide Kal's website address, Kal's facebook page address and Kal's youttube account address. Just as the picture shows a clown in a fake uniform we all know that KAL K. KORFF IS A PHONY!!!! How many more times does Kal have to be EXPOSED????? Kal should watch his back because the world knows these chaps from Mossad do not wanker about!!!

Kal TRUE Hebrew name is discovered!!!!!!

2010-09-02T20:05:00.003-04:00

It appears that some rather crafty lads have penetrated the high security of the Special Secret Services and have found the true name of kal K. Korff!!! Are you ready? Are you prepared for the shock of it all? Are you???

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What does it mean? What could it possibly mean????? I know!! Let's play a game.

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I know that Kernal Kupofpoop is probably bloody all over this with his crack team of code breakers!! ahahhhaaahahahahhhhaaahaha!

By the way Kal before you try to twist this around as some sort of hate thing you can just stop. This has nothing to do with your claimed heritage or religion or any of that. It has everything to do with your utter ridiculousness. You really should look at a photo of yourself sometime Kal and be objective about it. No one buys your rubbish about you being some colonel commander or whatever it is you desperately dream of being.

And just remember Kal that true hate starts with people like you who falsely claim they are victims of hate when everyone knows you only use this sort of outlandish rubbish to paint your opponents as evil. So you might as well just stop screaming wolf at every opportunity you get. It is sad when true racism happens especially when want-to-be victims such as yourself Kal try to use it for less than ethical means. So just stop. No one is making any racist or religious claims here so don;t try to twist it about you dolt.

Kernal Krapper

2010-08-25T20:55:00.002-04:00

Appears that not a whole lot has changed and not much new to report at all concerning little lone nut Kal Korff. Though it looks like Martina Tycova broke free of Kal's weirdness some time ago and does not have Kal listed as a friend on her Facebook page. It appears that Kernal Krust may have been tossing about this lass's name for some time.

And when I say nothing seems to have changed that includes Kernal Kolon's utter FAILURE to deliver anything he advertises. What a tool!