Any guess there lads?

So now there lads what will be Kernal Kolonlicker's next big announcement?
Will Kal finally come clean and tell the truth?  Will it be Kernal Korntwat announcing a massive 1,000,000 volume series on exposing those with poor bathroom etiquette?  maybe a new announcement on hsi super duper extraordinary one of a kind 62,541 book deal!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaha. Or maybe Kal will have ventured where he never has dared before....................................

Kal K. Korff NOT INVITED to elite level conference

I see that there iwll be a large world class conference taking place in Saudi Arabia that is sponsored by the likes of Google and Boeing and it will feature world class speakers all experts in their fields. wow real life CEOs and PIOs and CIOs and the like. Even the CEO for Walt Disney will be there along with lads like Tony Blair and so many other important figures in such things as science and world peace and medicine and and and and...........................
KAL K. KORFF IS NOT INVITED!! Though lads it looks as though some other flying saucer chaps will be thee like Stanton Friedman and Jaques Vallee and Nick Pope. Many thanks for the email about this to from a fellow Korffer.

So how can it be lads that Kal did not get an invite? Someone pointed out that Kal once said he was being financed with millions and millions or dollars by a saudi king or prince or some such. This is true that Kal did sayhe was getting some bonkering sum of money from a Saudi and this is clearly not the case otherwise Kernal Kolon would not have to be selling ipods and the like.

So while Kal is roaming the rails of Prague late at night wondering what happened to his promising future and cooking up more of his ridiculousness it looks like his old pal Stan Friendman will be meeting royalty and will be among some of the finest minds and some of the most influential people in the world.

Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT!!!

Discuss!!!!!!!!

Kal K. Korff caught in ANOTHER LIE!!!!!!

It looks as though the one and only scum pile Kal K. Korff has been outed as a LIAR AGAIN!! Well lads it looks like Kal is up to his usual bollocks about police coming after people and charges and prosecution and the rest of the dog's dinner Kal likes to create. Kernal Krap claims the Czech police have contacted F1 Racer and Jimmy D both of these lads are ace posters here. Both our chaps Jimmy D and F1 racer report they are fine and are still awaiting this police contact Kal has been promising for something like a whole year or so now. But we all know that the police contact is just one more LIE from Kal.

As with all things Kal Korff this police contact is more duff. Kal don't you know that it is a sin to lie you stupid arsehole? Gormless wanking twit you are Kal the police have no interest in your delusions. Now run off and go pet John Thomas your only friend you fat fumbling knocker.

For all just coming here and reading up on the guy likely to be the world's biggest twat.  Kal loves lying about getting people arrested and prosecuted and a lot of other nonsense. I just wish Kal would STOP LYING so much! Just remember Kal that God doesn't liars or assholes so it looks like you are in trouble with the big man twice over. ahahahahahahhhaaa!

Military expert weighs in on Kal Korff

Much thanks to FN for this information from a REAL military expert.  Ace lad!!!! I shall not reveal who the person is but his credentials are rather impressive chaps. Here is what FN gives us about a military professional's expert on Kernal Krumb.

This military expert and professionals background includes thirteen years as an enlisted Marine; was in Vietnam in 1965 and from 1967 through 1970 surviving 31 major combat operations.

Military honors: include three Purple Hearts for wounds suffered in combat.

From: CLASSIFIED

Subject: Korf Kommando

Date: Tuesday, December 28, 2010 10:39 AM

Hello, FN.  I've got a few spare minutes this week, so I'll try to be helpful regarding your query.  You've run across something that I've seen numerous times in my dealings with the military and military support agencies through the years.

Namely, an expat Israeli who has discovered an American fascination with all things super-secret-spooky-paramilitary, as long as it seems to have Israeli provenance.  For some reason, Americans - uninformed or just plain ignorant Americans - have become convinced since the IDF raid on Entebbe that the Israelis are the end-all and be-all when it comes to clandestine, paramilitary operations. 

The folks who are setting themselves up as bona fides in this regard are usually Israelis living here who did their required time in the IDF and nothing more, but they're driven to set themselves up as Super Spooks.  There are usually two reasons for this:  They have huge self-esteem/ego problems or they are fishing for a way to make money by misrepresenting their background and expertise. 

As your guy doesn't seem to be demanding payment, investment or a job, I'm prone to put him in the latter group.  I think you're dealing with a whack-job.  I've done some cursory checking with my genuine sources and gotten nothing but laughter for the inquiry.  The outfit he's claiming to be a member of just doesn't exist, except perhaps in his mind. 

That's my take.  As to what to do about it? Ignore him.  Don't feed into his fantasy by challenging it.  Guys like this thrive on controversy and challenge to their dream-state.  When that disappears and it's obvious no one is taking him seriously, or paying any attention at all, they just disappear.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!

 HAPPY HOLIDAYS KAL!!!

So just what is itlads with Kernal Kolon? Is he sexually repressed? Is he just a prude? I ask only because Kal seems to have an utter problem with gay people. Kal posted on facebook "Kal Korff: My point is that for someone who bragged she was a lesbian and was "proud" of it, she can't have it both ways. No one can. Just like the term "the third sex" is used to describe people who are gay. There is NO SUCH THING at the "third sex,"... there are only two. Why people just can't tell the truth, is beyond me. So in this case of "Pink" (which isn't even a real name anyways) she went from being straight, to being a "lesbian" and now she is either "straight" again or bi-sexual.

Personally, I could care less. I just laugh at people who claim to be "gay" but have to go back to being "real" with nature in order to have kids, because being "gay" is not normal biologically, MOST of nature does not work this way. Men and woman need each other biologically, or they lack the chromosomes necessary to create a complete human being.

This is my only point...."


All of this because the music star Pink said she once was a lesbian. Who cares if someone is a bit or over the top camp? I really think Kal K. Korff is a gay hater. So much for Kal being all about world peace there chaps. Looks like Kal has taken a page out of Hitler's book and decided that 'world peace' will only be under his terms and it apparently doesn't include gays. Does Kal not know that there exists in nature homosexual animals and self reproducing animals? 

For Kal claiming such an ace level iq and such he sure isn;t all that bright.

Well lads I hope you all have a grand holiday!!!!!!!!!!!

Kal Korff's "education"

Well lads our very own FN has been diging rather deep into the past of that wanker Kal Korff and he has found some interesting information. The best of it I cannot share at this moment but believe when I tell you chaps it is utterly ace stuff!!!!!! ahahhhaaahhaaa

So for now please enjoy this co-op ed piece written on the road by none other than FN himself!!

From FN:

Here's the TRUTH as best as we Korffers can ascertain, regarding Korff's high school and limited college experience.

Korff graduated in 1980 with his class. He had all his credits before graduation, gained through his journalism activities, etc. He wasn't an overly exceptional student; he wasn't the valedictorian or anything like that. When questioned, fellow students regarded him as “being there” with little more comment. 

Interestingly, a repeated episode from his high school years colored Korff’s personality and behavior to this very day; students used to make fun and pick on him for being “different”. After he gained a little celebrity in response to his first Meier pamphlet, these same students then treated him like local royalty.

Korff won a few awards for public speaking, one would assume Speech Class? No sports activity to speak of, a few clubs. No mention in the yearbook; “Most likely to…” that kind of thing.

Korff did gain a bit of a reputation before he graduated for having a college aged girlfriend, her name was Sarah. This shouldn’t really come as a surprise; Korff wasn’t a stupid lad, he read a lot and had a lot of varied interests, etc., and he wasn’t a bad looking kid as we’ve seen.

This teenage love affair would have to be the high point of his personal life; being looked up to for dating an “older women” while in high school. In light of what his personal life currently is, this past relationship must rank right up at the top for Korff.

As we know his personal life is a lonely affair; sequestered from family, no steady girlfriend, no wife (he was married for a few months and that union crash and burned fairly quickly), and no children (Korff has never had a child, he bragged and ultimately lied about a genius son, this isn’t true). In any event, the teenage love affair ended with Sarah cheating on him, or some such thing. Young love; a wicked ride.

Also, it should be noted that Korff lived in the family garage for a couple years while he attended high school. As freedom fulfilling as this “bohemian” lifestyle must have been for a teenager, I’m sure Korff would've of rather had his father at home; with his mother, brothers and sisters, and not away with his Filipina girlfriend, now his wife.

Korff did take German in High School. This is interesting because noted UFO researcher (now out of the game), Michael Hesemann, is on record stating that he tried talking to Korff in German at a UFO Conference and Korff had no clue what Michael Hesemann was talking about. Hesemann stated that he talked to Korff to prove to himself that Korff didn’t understand German as he said he did while visiting the Billy Meier Compound.

Michael Hesemann: “I addressed Kal Korff in German when I met him at a UFO Expo West in L.A., and he did not understand a single word. That was funny, since I speak "High German", with only a slight Rhinish accent, when the Swiss with their heavy Swiss German are even extremely difficult to understand for the average German.”

As for any college experience, we searched far and wide and all we can come up with, and this is corroborated by former students and friends, Korff attended a Fremont, California area junior college:

Ohlone College - http://www.ohlone.edu/

He attended for a very short time; no degree, certificate or completion of any kind was achieved or recognized.

To sum up; in this mini biography it's easy to recognize the few life events which affected Korff's personality and behavior so deeply that his troubled life can be traced back to nothing more than these life changing, although fairly common to many, events.

Love, sex, heartbreak, family, divorce, education, school games, a taste of celebrity; it’s all here. For some, life would have unfurled much differently.

For Kalvin Korff, his physiological response to these common life changing events derailed any chance he had to capitalize on his early opportunities and success.

And there you have it lads!  So Kal tries to flaunt about some phony IQ and using nanodust but he does not have a degree in so much as cooking!! ahahahahahahahahahaha  And let me leave you all with a wonderful photo of Kernal Kolon Krumbs from 1976 when he was just a wee brat in the 8th grade. My oh my he looks like a very angry young idiot ahahaaaaahhhaaa

And Jimmy D and F1Racer ARE STILL WAITING for Kal's imaginary police to show up! Kal claims to have pictures of their flats and that sure makes it sound like Kal is STALKING PEOPLE!! This comes as no surprise at all lads because Kal clearly needs someone or something to be his enemy. So much for world peace eh Kal?