Photo Lies - JFK

and a nobody named
Kal K. Korff

We once again look into the image lies of Kal K. Korff. Korff's Facebook profile image has been changed quite a bit lately. As we post new mash-ups taken from those images, Korff visits this blog and he changes the image again.

Korff never posts a current image of himself... Could it be that Korff hates himself as much as we loath him? Yes, this would be true. How else to explain Korff leaving the US in 2000 and taking up residency in a 3rd world country. He hated himself so much that he found it a positive move to leave the US and hide on the internet from his country, his family and the few friends he had.

Korff appeared in a Fox broadcast; The Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: Secrets Finally Revealed, in 1999. Korff took a video frame grab from this broadcast to use it as his “new” profile image. Sorry Korff you ain’t fooling nobody.

If you’d like to see the “impact” the 20 years of Korff’s “work” has left on the world, do an internet search on his JFK work, his claimed OJ Simpson work and on his various television appearances. You’ll find very little reference to Korff. Even with the “The Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: Secrets Finally Revealed” broadcast, he’s not listed in the credits.

Damn that’s gotta hurt.

Over the coming week (November 22, 1963), while the world rehashes the JKF assassination, keep a look out for any reference to Kal K. Korff. We very much doubt you’ll see or hear any mention at all of our Village Idiot.

BONUS: We've posted the latest Korff JFK rant taken from facebook a few days ago. Take a look.

Photos and Kal Korff

We've all noticed that Kal Korff doesn't use new photos of himself nor has he ever posted a photo of his “wife.” Korff does use that terrible Photoshop photo from 2000, a video frame grab from the mid 2000's when he "prepared a meal" for some women in the CZ and he is very proud of the frame grab from his appearance on the Larry King Show. Recently he came to this blog, saw the fun we made of him and his photos and replaced the Photoshop photo with this 1993 CNN video frame grab.

Asshole

Update

Right after we put up this post, Korff posted a never before seen video frame grab of his appearance on the Leeza Show on Facebook as his "new" profile photo. This is further proof that Kal K. Korff visits this blog on a regular basis.

This video frame grab comes from the mid '90's.  It's fascinating...... that Korff refuses to post a current photo of himself, or his wife, or where he lives, or works....

Kal Korff, fuck you, turd.
Thanks for stopping by.

I Have A Chubby For Apple!

Go Korff...
Go fuck yourself.

Korffers know our Village Idiot carries an unhealthy hard-on for Apple and all their products, even going so far as to steal Apple products and resell them in his attempt to be the "go to" Apple guy in the CZ. Korff is also in a kontinuing love affair with Steve Jobs, ever grasping his hope to amount to anything in life other than a low-level phone service tech. Fat Chance Cupcake. 

Kal Korff: So Apple's new operating system upgrade for Macs, Mavericks, is FREE! Just download it.

I feel sorry for users of Microsoft WinDoze...it's so last century. Kudos to Apple for shaking up the PC industry - again.

For Microsoft users, I hope you continue to "enjoy" being gouged with each upgrade just for the privilege of running an inferior OS.

Max OS X is UNIX based, UNIX will always beat Windows, or Microsoft anything, hands down.

Mac users can download their free upgrade to the new OS by going to Apple.com or through the App Store of course.

Go Apple!

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Kal K. Korff Author
... Not!

Update ~ Korff has been promising a book or series of books for over 10 years; Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots by Kal K. Korff (Feb 2004?).

Contributing editor at the Los Angeles Times Magazine and an investigative reporter, Annie Jacobsen, released a terrorism-based book in 2007; Terror in the Skies: Why 9/11 Could Happen Again. Korff never made any comments about this release.

Korffers will remember that our Village Idiot was very unhappy with a book Annie Jacobsen released on May 1, 2012; Area 51: An Uncensored History of America's Top Secret Military Base.  She released this UFO related book and it really got under Korff’s skin because, after all, Korff is the “go to” UFO guy isn’t he.

Author Annie Jacobsen is set to release another book in February of 2014; Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America. Now she’s releasing a Nazi related book and Korff, known as a worldwide recognizes expert on all things Nazi’s; he went bald and undercover to bust Nazi’s (with his Mother), he’s traveled the world to uncover Nazi related information, he unearth his own Jewish background in this process and his bloodline is a super rare and must not die off Ashkenazi blood line (none of these claims are true, well, he might be Jewish, who knows and who cares). How dare this lowly woman write about subjects that Kal K. Korff is more qualified to write about!

In fact, Korff’s hated author has released three “hard hitting” (as Korff would say about his 2, 1990’s released books and one pamphlet released in the 1980’s) books since 2008 and a total of 5 books since 2007.

You know, like a real author, one that really writes for a real media giant (contributing editor at the Los Angeles Times Magazine and an investigative reporter whose work has also appeared in The National Review and The Dallas Morning News) AND writes books, at the same time.

It seems Ms. Jacobsen is doing us a favor. Thank you Ms. Jacobsen, even though you don’t know it, you’re a Korffer of the highest level. Keep up the good work and please continue to release books which Kal K. Korff claims to be releasing but never does.

Always the Liar

As Kal K. Korff kontinues to try to run away from his lies and behavior of the past, take a look at this Korff Face Book post....

Kal Korff: By the way, the Democrats never mention the fact that he is NOT really an ordained "Reverend" - he QUIT his seminary school.

It's like saying I am a "Doctor" because I took some classes at med school but then left.

What a list we could make of the fake professions and fraudulent claims made by our favorite Village Idiot.

Check out the condescending face on this asshole as he
passes off stolen Apple products to the unsuspecting. circa 2010

UPDATE: October 12, 2013 - A Korffer posted that a huge storm was happening in India very near the city of Gopalpur and that he hoped that Korff might be swept away in the flood waters. We all hope for this. Sadly, Korff is 31 hours away from this seaside location. This shouldn't surprise anyone, coastal property is expensive everywhere in the world, even in India. Korff can't afford it, even in India and even with his $25 million secret agent account.

NOTE: Remember when Korff went to the Pakistan border to throw about fairy nano-dust with Man-OJ and that he calls his wife his "Punjab wife", and the location of his "media giant" and those trade schools they solicit their gratis "reporters" from. Look closely at the map, there you have it. You can't hide you fucking idiot.

Korff lives at A, the storm is happening at B.

UPDATE: October 13, 2013 - Korff posted a "new" Face Book profile photo today. Look into those eyes Korffers; vacant, vapid, and udderly contemptible. Let the Photoshopping begin!

Korffing Update
September 30 2013

Take a good close read at this Face Book posting Korffers. This, from a syndicated journalist, employed by a “media giant”, while on leave from giving away iPads for Peace and throwing nano fairy dust amongst the terrorists.

Kal Korff: Last night, I had the genuine honor of being a judge again at an official beauty contest, this was for Mr. and Miss Northern India. Yes, two Indians won this event as well.

Other than my tripping as I went up on the stage when asked, (everyone got a laugh out of it, including me), where the winners were crowned and we also gave out awards to some of the runners up, the event was a huge success and it was packed, there were no more seats available and people at the restaurants on the sides were also looking in.

There were some very talented people there, I'll try to post some images and maybe some video later.

I'm looking forward to being a judge again in another upcoming event.

This claim should come as no surprise to anyone paying attention. The Miss World Contest was just held on September 28, 2013 and the winner of the contest was a, wait for it, a very beautiful woman from... India. What a perfect opportunity for Korff to ride the carpet, rise the Indian flag and make a feeble attempt grab some Face Book vetted headlines.

In case you're interested, the Mr. and Miss India America is held on August 24th at the LAX Renaissance Hotel and September 29 in San Francisco. The Mr. and Miss India California was held on September 29 in the "Bay Area". The Mr. and Miss India West Coast has not yet been held. Now of course, there are other contests that can be found here:

http://www.spiritofindia.com/index.html 

but the fact remines, Kal K. Korff is a liar so we will just wait and see if he posts any photos and video and even if he does, he will is still lying in some way, we are as sure as the sun does rise over India that Kal K. Korff is lying about this as well.

UPDATE:

We have an answer from the people and organization who handle all of these contests, worldwide. Because of this release, we predict that Kal K. Korff will indeed release stills and video showing him at some kind of beauty pageant of some sort… or not.

Korffing is good.

Read on.

Kal Israel 

To Whom It May Concern,

I am hoping you can assist me in some research I’m doing for an article. A Mr. Kal K. Korff is claiming that he was a judge or helped in some way with something called the Mr. and Miss India Contest. He claims to have been called to the stage and while on the way up the stairs he tripped and that got a huge laugh, etc.

Can you confirm or deny that Mr. Korff attended and was in some way presenting and or involved in one of your contests on or around the date of September 29th, 2013.

Mr. Korff is located in Chandigarh India and he is employed by the Daily Post India - http://www.dailypost.in/

Thanks you most sincerely,

KIAI

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Reply at 7:08 AM September 30, 3013

Deny

This is a lie.

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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From: Kal Israel

Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 10:35 AM

Subject: Mr. and Miss India Contest 2013

Thank you very much for the timely response. Getting this right is very important, as you have recognized.

The Penis Size Worldwide

Kal Korff: Obviously size cannot be "everything" because India and China (the smallest) have the LARGEST populations!

I live in India. I assure you that rape is not "legal" (four rapists were just sentenced to death a few days ago) and that there is a minimum legal age for consensual sex in India just like the USA. There is a difference between laws as written versus people who choose to ignore laws.

If I applied this same standard, then mass killings in the USA by military grade semi automatic weapons would be considered to OK. Of course, it's not. And I am American.

What I have seen in India is that their culture is more conservative (not so much among the youth however) than the older generations, that is to be expected.

Many Americans consider themselves to be "liberal" or that we have liberated sexes, but compared to Europe, Americans are practically Puritans. I spent a decade also in Europe, much nudity is everywhere and it's "no big deal" whereas in the USA it's OK one minute (when pixelized) but a "scandal" if it's during the Super Bowl.

"Evil can only 

succeed when good 

fails to do its job."

Kal K. Korff's writes a new "article" regarding the 12th year after 9-11. Nobody cares, nobodies reading this "article". But we did notice the photos... the photo above, from two decades ago, and the other photo below, from a decade ago. And the lying continues.