Tuesday, September 30, 2014

I reached what I call consciousness...


The Eye's of Kal Korff

Mark Twain — 'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.'

Kal Korff: “On October 19, 1973, (Korff was 11 years old) I reached what I call consciousness, or being self-aware. Namely, that I would die someday, as does everyone, and that if humans (especially these wonderfully mature "adults") kept behaving and misbehaving the way they DO (despite telling us kids NOT to do the bad things they do), that our species would eventually destroy itself, and this realization destroyed my childhood, especially since I saw this taking place in my time, and I didn’t do anything to cause these problems.”

   As a 13 year old boy, Korff started researching UFO’s. Because of this "out of the ordinary" behavior (not many teenagers study the subject, they’re too busy playing sports, video games and trying to get a girl friend), the adults in the field gave Korff attention. They found it kind of cute to have this enthusiastic cherub faced little boy sitting at their feet.

   As Korff progressed; writing and mimeographing a pamphlet on the Billy Meier case and appearing at various UFO clubs to present his information, adults started to ask Korff for his opinion and give him even more attention. Then, in his early 30’s, Korff, armed with very low self esteem, and a very high regard of himself (based on the past media coverage and attention), Korff entered his reactionary behavior phase, a phase he is still fully engaged in as an "over 50" senior citizen.

   When people questioned his theories, work, claims, etc., he would lash out at them. On a few occasions Korff went head to head in a debate, but the majority of the time Korff would lash out via the internet (sometimes as the real Kal Korff and many times as a faceless, anonymous source); threatening to sue and to get people fired from their jobs, basically anyone who questioned his work, Korff would go after.

   Here are a few of the vilest examples of Korff’s unhinged reaction to being questioned…

·       * Going after Royce Myers III simply because RMIII removed Korff from his UFO Hall of Fame and moved him over to his UFO Hall of Shame, and then the icing was when RMIII called out Korff as a liar regarding all manner of claims, not the least of which was Korff’s lunatic involvement in Korff’s brothers manslaughter case.
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* Korff went so far as to call the Apple Corporation before they had one of their huge conventions to complain that he couldn’t attend their upcoming convention because a man named David Biedny was scheduled to speak there and he felt unsafe to attend because (Korff claimed) that Biedny threatened to cause him bodily harm.
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* Korff then called out Kevin Randle as a coward for not debating Korff on the Roswell Case and he called into question Randle's education and military service. All accusations fully unfounded and based on ZERO facts.


·       * And lastly, and this has been proven, Korff procured a few Apple devices to start up his own Apple product sales service in the CZ, using the  name and good well of a well known CZ-based humanitarian to “pay” for the equipment.

   People may wonder why the Korffing Syndicate continues to monitor and report on Kal Korff. These 4 examples of his behavior are reasons enough to monitor Korff but these example only scratch the surface of Korff’s lunatic behavior.

And, Korffing is fun.

   Currently, Korff is trying to float a new scam; a headmaster of “school”, the curriculum based on mannerisms and etiquettes? Look over this .PDF read this closely and you can witness the lunatic behavior of Kal Korff for yourself.

We will not stop, ever.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Same Behavior, Same Results

Poor, dumb, Kalvin K. Korff. Try as he might, he can't stop himself from making promises, setting deadlines, humbly bragging and coming up empty.

As we wait for Kalvin to make some kind of excuse regarding the release of his book, or series of books, and as we ready a few new posts to keep the energy up, we present Kurtis Korff, circa 2014, beard and all, with his Family in tow, although no Kalvin, because he's in self imposed exile in India.

We do not post this to engage in any exchange with Kalvin's extended family, notice we don't name any other names. It wouldn't help the cause and it would only bring us down to Kalvin's level of behavior to call out family member's in the lame attempt to piss people off to get a reaction.

No, we present this for no other reason that to prove to Kalvin that we will not stop monitoring him.

We will never stop.

WAG Update 9-16-14
Korff, still using this photoshop image on his .PDF articles...
Korff looks like this now



Monday, August 25, 2014

A Book or Series of Book's...

Kalvin Korff Book Klaims

Claim 5: Septemeber 8, 2006 ~ Korff, "I am never returning to America as far as I know, and am working on nanobot assassins, which are in the book as well."

Claim 61: Expected to make history with his three book series called Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, which will be published by Prometheus Books in 2007.

Claim 64: Vice-President and is a co-inventor of the “BookBrowser” online information system.

Claim 76: Has a 500 book deal with an unknown publisher

Claim 88: Claimed to be releasing Billy Meier - Michael Horn material called "Light Yarns"; promised 24 books (the 32 books). Never happened.

Claim 93: "Since October 19, 1973 I have been involved with over 500 operations and projects."

Claim 95: Claimed a new Roswell series, NINE books to be released. Never happened.

Claim 104: 2008 Korff: "I will be on my Secret Wars book tour in 2008”.

Claim 116: Korff claimed to have sent us nanotechnology in between the last page and the back cover of a copy of one of his books which we did receive, but after careful examination there was no proof of any nanotechnology found. Kal Korff told me that using a magnification glass or 10 x microscope I would be able to confirm the identity of this nanotechnology. A contact at The University of Waterloo in Ontario said that nanotechnology would NOT be able to be viewed with a magnifying glass or low powered microscope.

Claim 126: Claimed to have sent of the manuscript for his book (or series of book) to Prometheus. Never did.

Claim 127: Claimed to have a video and would post it, showing the mailing off of the manuscript for his book (or series of book) to Prometheus. Never did.

A History of Lies - LINK

WAG UPDATE / 8-25-14

Korff posted this on FaceBook today, bragging about his "book tour" after he wrote that Meier book. In truth, the "tour" took place in California and Washington resulting in a very weak turn out.


In our effort to inform and educate the public, this is our more truthful version of this image:

Having fun yet Kalvin...

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

I lie, therefore I am. I am, therefore I lie.

This is the first time Korff has mentioned this new education based lie on Facebook. Let's make him pay for this behavior. Contact the people involved with Korff and warn them of his past.

* Address: Noble World School, Salempur Road, Deoria, Uttar Pradesh [INDIA]
* Admission Help Desk: 05568-226000,085770-91010
* For any further information mail us at : nobleworldschool@gmail.com
* Admin Name: Manish Tiwari: mtiwarimedia@gmail.com

August 13, 2014 - Facebook WAG

Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS!
This is for people who have an interest in my next two books coming out as early as next month and by the end of this year: I have just viewed the final cover for one of these upcoming titles and have signed off on it, it has also been reviewed legally and passed. As soon as I have release dates I'll let everyone know. 

There is so much to do on so many fronts, I'll also be starting the smart classes shortly we are launching at Noble World School where I am also the Principal, this school exists in a very underdeveloped area of India and is the FIRST school in this region to have iPad centric classes and agreements with dozens of schools so that Indian children can learn with their "study buddies" online together. I am genuinely honored and humbled to have been asked to help manage this project and advise on it, more such schools will be opened up across India after this first project is complete. We're closer to being done than not, it's been a lot of work and everyone involved works hard. We have some really great staff and talent.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014


Kevin Randle checks in with the Syndicate to answer a few of our questions. Thank you Mr. Randle, for your service and your honesty. Kevin Randle's: Blog 

1. When did you become aware of Kal Korff?

When he inserted himself into the Roswell investigation as "one of the major players." I did read some of his nonsensical book but didn't see anything of value in it.

2. What event or issue started the feud, threats and accusations?

I think it was when he wrote to me as a colleague and fellow military officer... and I basically ignored him. He then began to challenge me to a debate about Roswell on the Rob McConnell show, suggesting that I was avoiding him. I wasn't aware of McConnell or the challenge. I did accept and eventually a date was set by Korff bailed some two hours before air time.

He was annoyed that I didn't recognize the source of his commission, and it was right after I had mentioned that I had been promoted to major that Korff promoted himself to colonel.

3. Did you ever receive any communications or documentation that was the result of Korff’s threats?

Lawyers, Government, the Police? There were all sorts of threats of legal actions if I didn't take my posts about Korff off my blog. Never did, and heard nothing.

He claimed that KPMG was going to audit my work to prove that I had been wrong about Roswell, but I can't see an international accounting firm would waste their time on something like this. Never heard a word about it.

4. Did he ever follow through with any of his threats?

No.

5. Why did you bother to take Korff on and expose him on the internet?

Because he claimed to be a military officer, wore the insignia but offered nothing to prove that he was entitled to wear them... Given the situation of "Stolen Valor" this really offended me.

6. I know you’re not a mental health professional but, given your experience and history with Korff, what is your best assumption as to why Korff behaves the way he does?

Ego... childishness...

7. While I understand that you don’t associate yourself or even think about Korff very often anymore, what would it take on Korff’s part for you to put all this behind you in the public forum? Could Korff rectify this situation?

No. To do anything like that would validate Korff. The best course for me is to ignore him.

8. What is your take on the Korffers and the Korffing Syndicate and on the vast amount of material they have published regarding Korff’s behavior?

9. Any final thoughts of Korff, Korffing and in general, the characters found in Ufology and paranormal research?

Korff reinvents himself, moving from one arena to arena to another when he is exposed as a charlatan.

The Koffing Syndicate thanks Mr. Randle for taking the time to answer our questions. We know he is a very busy professional, and a REAL hero with better things to do. You hear that Korff... A bonafide, authentic, genuine, real, true, actual... hero. Mr. Randle's Blog - LINK


Friday, August 1, 2014

Lying Liar

A quick post before a major one... Kal Korff continues to lie to children.

Posted on July 27, 2014

Your Headmaster

Friday, July 18, 2014

India Good, America Bad....

A WAG Update

This Korff Facebook post has been sent to us by our favorite female Korffer. This Facebook post speakes for itself. Along with this post, Korff is posting dozens of posts a day, mostly political (libtards, liberals, etc.) and pro Apple material. Nobody cares, nothing to see here, move along...

July 15 - Kal Korff : Hi everyone. I just wanted to share with all of you a REAL EXAMPLE of how prices in INDIA are MUCH MORE REASONABLE than in the overpriced USA. For the next two weeks, I'll be getting three teeth replaced, which broke when their mercury amalgam fillings broke, which were put in my mouth in 1969, when we landed on the Moon! The center of these teeth broke, so now I need to have caps and bridges put on, and they have to send the proposed molds to a lab, I have to try a test bridge first to make sure it fits properly, then I get to have the final stuff put in. THE COST FOR ALL OF THIS WORK, including cleaning, diagnostics, molds, crowns, bridges, and everything s a whopping $200 and 87 CENTS!



Now, for all of you who are "fans" of ObamaCare, HOW MUCH WOULD THIS COST YOU? I'm paying cash, NO INSURANCE! India doesn't have National Health Insurance.


Instead, they tend to keep everything CHEAP so that people can AFFORD IT!