Kalvin Karlton Korff, AI Master

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Kal Korff  BREAKING NEWS!

Another still from Episode 1 of UFOlitics, which exposes Tucker Carlson and his favorite Poser FRAUD British Government Ministry of Defense UFO Director, Nick Pope.

Dumb Old, Creepy, Liar, the Con Continues

I sincerely APOLOGIZE, I ESPECIALLY APOLOGIZE, I am SORRY I DID NOT REPLY EARLIER

March 15, 2023

Kalvin Karlton Korff

Hi everyone.

I sincerely APOLOGIZE for both not being online hardly at all these past few weeks, not much actually since late last year; and I ESPECIALLY APOLOGIZE for not posting earlier to sincerely THANK ALL OF YOU for your many kind birthday wishes. Between public and private messages, it’s been very moving and really appreciated and unexpected. Again, THANK YOU ALL!

Briefly, an unexpected emergency happened. I had taken a pizza home to eat the night before for my birthday, wasn’t going to do cake, and that was a bad decision. Turns out my tooth broke and the one next to it collapsed from the inside, so one of life’s “wonders” is the feeling of a soda straw in your mouth as a tooth and now exposed nerves to oxygen. Translation: P-A-I-N! Since this was unexpected, my “grand plans” schedule which required my participation, changed bigly and well, it’s one of those things.

TODAY ALL DAY I will be busy settling DENTAL stuff, wondrous things like INSURANCE and other necessities only because this is the USA and we’re the world’s only Superpower. Then I will return back to “norm” tomorrow and schedule follow up dental whatevers on days with much tactical planning ahead of time 🙂

Again, THANKS VERY MUCH TO EVERYONE, I am SORRY I DID NOT REPLY EARLIER, what happened was completely unexpected. I will starting tomorrow, begin getting back to people who have been waiting for me to do exactly this, today — teeth come first, adhering to the Ancient Jewish principle of “What is necessary, is always wise.”

Be in touch sometime tomorrow, teeth presumably permitting!

Kal

Kalvin Karlton Korff ~ Miss Ugly Information

Be afraid, very afraid.

Kalvin attacking windmills again...

This image shows a few file tabs on my KalmanderData BRADS M5 workstation, the ones with the unicorn, alien and female contain functions, scripts, and bots that I use.

I just tried OpenAI’s super duper chat AI thingy, and beat the shit out of it. Got booted off, told to log back in, in 24 hours. I asked about KAL KORFF and it tells me (not knowing it is ME!) that I am a controversial figure who writes about UFOs, paranormal and other topics. I argued with it that I am NOT “controversial” and asked it WHY it said I was, WHY if I investigate and expose TRUTH, that is “controversial,” etc. So I am USED TO THIS ILLOGIC by people, I have heard it for decades. Nothing new. 

So it ADMITS that I am NOT “controversial” and that PEOPLE’S EMOTIONS PROJECT THAT on exposes of topics that I do, that FACTS are emotionally neutral, independent of people’s opinions, that no opinion automagically makes a fact. Roy Neil and I first started playing with AI when I was on the HyperCard Development Team at Apple-Claris, so early 1990s. With ENOUGH RULES, LUTs, weighting, you CAN MAKE A PROGRAM THAT OVER TIME BECOMES “SELF-AWARE” by our definitions, using data branches and machine learning, etc., and because we are FLAWED, we are perfectly capable of making something that will DESTROY us.

 I will continue my conversations with OpenAI, then at some point get MY AI BOTS, KalmanderData, JaVo, Skepticles, (pronounced Skepti•Cleese), etc., (which are being rolled out this year if all goes well) to interact. I briefly had one running for a few days testing it on the Internet two weeks ago. I have always been interested in Animated Agents, my colleagues from the Apple-Claris days will remember I was a hardcore user of the old Hyper Animator back then, and used to have a small figure named “Steve” (named after Steve Jobs) that would sit in the far lower left corner of my screen and make comments at various times based on what I was doing.

 Always imagined a System Preferences setting where you could choose your computer “personalities” and how they approached things. It would tell jokes, make puns, and say “Uh hm…” if there was no activity for a few minutes. Ignore it some more, it would ask if I was ignoring it, or had fallen asleep.

I’ve been thinking of adding a feature where if you ignore it beyond what you should, and its complaints aren’t working, that it starts singing Nessun Dorma in Klingonese, to get the user’s attention. Having it call 911 would be a bit too much.

🙂 I’ve always believed computers should have “personality modes” to help enhance the user experience. Until I find Miss Right, I must continue to do something with my time, yes?

Haters and Stalkers

Facebook Post January 1, 2023

Kalvin's latest acquaintance checks in on December 11, 2022

"I questioned him on this site and he of course said it was stalkers."

A Primer for Beginners and Newcomers to this Blog

This blog started in 2008. It was built by a person, located in England (we presume), as his vehicle to report on and to mock the exploits of one, Kalvin Karlton Korff. Some years later another "Korffer" took the site over to continues his good works.

While there is a haters aspect to this blog, and the accompanying Exposure website (which we hear should be relaunched in 2023), the purpose of the site(s) continues to be a living and growing exploration and chronicling of one of the internets most prolific scam artists, liars and losers.

To this end, please look to the right of the screen and poke around there to bring yourself up-to-date regarding Kalvin's lunatic behavior. Near the bottom right scrolling menu you'll see a tree of dates. Please start at the 2008 option and peruse the original reporting. You'll find it hard believe this man-child's claims and behavior. 

* Claims he's a Captain and then Coronel in a super secret military style origination.
* Made many threats to have Korffer's arrested, none of which happened.
* Made many threats to files law suits against Korffer's. None filed, zero filed. Nada.
* Tried to intimate and threaten a target by impersonating a California based lawyer.
* Endless promises of 500 books to be released. Our count-up clock memorializes this lie.
* The claims, promises and threats are endless...

On a positive note, Kalvin's "haters" and "stalkers" have, for the most part, shut him down. Kalvin is still out there making promises and claims but he's talking to himself. His social media posts get virtually zero interactions. He's making no impression (other than to himself) and that's our end game; to marginalize this lunatic to the point that he is and continues to be a joke, a nobody, a zero.

Lastly, we'd like to thank Kalvin's acquaintance for posting on this blog. In our ongoing attempt to marginalize Kalvin, her input has been invaluable. First person reporting is always the best reporting to put this lunatic in his place. God Bless you for standing tall and for not hiding from the bully and lunatic known as Kalvin Karlton Korff.