When? Where? Why... do you lie?

When? Where? Why... do you lie?

Kalvin, expert webmaster, trolls his "girlfriend."

Gee, Kalvin's girlfriend has a much longer face and a pointy nose and chin now!

Gee, I wonder what Kalvin's "girlfriend" thinks of the
barely dressed AI Asian females Kalvin is using here?

Oh wait... there is no girlfriend.

Kalvin, you might wanna use grammar check as well... Or not.

This Could Get Interesting...

Kalvin Karlton Korff, tilting at windmills for over 20 years.

I lost 85 pounds and I gained 8 inches of... neck!

For your enjoyment, a few posts from Kalvin from the past few days. Lie, lying, liar.

Ring in the New Year with Kalvin Karlton Korff!

www.kalkorff.com

Right Hand Man...

A Christmas For The Lunatic

Santa in a Floppy Hat Checks In.... sort of.

See Kalvin playing with Photoshop. See Kalvin's "girlfriend." 

See Kalvin's unusually long neck...

 

See Kalvin's no longer stubby fingers...