Kal K. Korff

I'm sure this isn't the first time Kal has had nuts on his chest. I don;t think I've ever witnessed a truer picture of Kal.   hahahahahahahhhaaaaa!

Kal Korff hypocrite

Well lads it looks like that bloody hypocrite Kal K. Korff is at it again. So Kal has now finally written one of his famously ill written articles. Kal goes into the place he goes the most by hopping on whatever is hot in terms of topics and Kal has jumped right aboard the recent brutal rape on a young girl in India and exploiting it for his own personal gain by trying to be some sort of women's rights champion. In this article that Kal has written he writes "Women are just props, and of course sexual objects to be conquered." Kal Korff a champion of women rights?  BOLLOCKS!!!!
Kal is known misogynist and an asshole known for using women as props and all one need do here lads is look at photos Kal was proud to show of himself exploiting women. And what about Kal claiming to use women spies as "honey traps" to use sex to lure in men. Please Kal you need to stop pretending to be some sort of advocate for women's rights. You stopped pretending to be a colonel Kal so why start pretending to be an advocate of women's rights????? Because you're a sick bloke Kal and you don't care about anyone but yourself and you'll hop on whatever wagon you can to feed your own miserable little sick ego.

Hyper bollocks

Let's get 2013 off to a good start here lads and revisit some of the utter bollocks Kal has tossed out there. Kal actually made the claim that he was the inventor of hypertext while working for Claris or apple or one of those places where his boasts far outweighed his actual job. Now all the chaps coming by here and reading know I do not know much about computers at all but I do know what rubbish this claim is! It is historical fact in the computer world that hypertext was indeed invented by a fellow named Ted Nelson and the term was coined by him in 1963!! Ironic that I would use hypertext to link the inventor of such but I digress lads.


So Kal must have the ability to travel back in time because he WAS NOT EVEN BORN when Ted Nelson coined the term and that blathering buffoon Kal was only 5 years old and probably still grunting out biggies in his diaper when Ted Nelson and one of his associates did indeed do the first computerized work on hypertext!!! ahahahhhaaaahhhaaahaha

Kal is bloody beastly isn'e he? I think when Kal was making all of these ludicrous claims and making up things he did not count on anyone taking a closer look. Can you imagine if someone had looked into his potty claims early on? Just to think if some of the brave folks here had not had the courage to take Kal to task who knows what else the mad man would have done.

Kal and his dueling personalities

Best described in picture by none other than our very own FN!!!!

So Kal where is Secret Wars??????????

so Kal where is your socalled "definitive work on terrorism" these days??? Where is it Kernal Korff?? Kal you are good at making all these fake book covers but everyone knows that your FORMER PUBLISHER Prometheus Books is well aware of what a bloody lunatic you are and have no plans on publishing anything else by you. The publisher was probably smart and just paid you to make you go away. Funny but someone let me know that Secret Wars is also the title of a comic book. We all know this wouldn't be the first thing you have ever stolen nor will it likely be the last. I'm sure Prometheus Books has moved as far away from you as it possibly can. Kal you are even bad a failure!! ahahhhaaahhhahahaha

Kal has the writing skills of a cat turd

So lads here is one of the many uninspiring and pointless articles Kal wrote during his time in the CR. Copied and pasted because I am too lazy to do any formatting. Try not to become too sick at the thought of Kal actually trying to teach people English. Kal you're an embarrassment to your country and the English language..........................................................................................................................

Welcome to Kal’s
Korner. Please
write to me with
your thoughts
and suggestions,
please always
remember that I
am here expresially for you.
My email address is:
kal.korff@expresdenik.cz
It was this last Friday evening,
and I was not  in what we call
“the  best  of  moods.”  To  be
honest, I had a great day earlier
at the U.S. Ambassador’s resi-
dence, but when I left the offi ce
I was not in the best of moods.
  You see, my friend Bob Kivi-
at in Hollywood, yes, that Hol-
lywood,  did  not  send  me  any
material  that  I  could  work  on
over  this  weekend  concerning
the  alien  autopsy  hoax,  which
was  the  original  plan.  So Bob
does  what  we  call  in  English
“lets me down,”  we’ve  now
lost this valuable time. I leave,
and decide next to go shopping
at the Tesco hyper mart on the
way  home.  Since  it  is  Friday
night,  I  know  this  will  be  an
adventure  since  Friday  nights
at hyper marts are very busy.
  After  getting  my  groceries
and then waiting 10 minutes in
line, the store cashier sudden-
ly says that our line  is closed!
This  means  that  myself  and
two  other  customers  behind
me  are  suddenly  abandoned.
Of course, this did not improve
my mood.
  At  this  point,  the  older  lady
standing near me started to go
what  we  call  ballistic.  Like
a  gun  or  a  bullet,  she  got  re-
ally upset.  She  started  yelling
and complaining, while all the
Czechs in the other lines were
smiling  and  laughing  and  just
standing there watching her.
  I  had  a  choice  to  make.  Get
mad  and  get  in  another  line
and  wait  another  20  minutes,
or do the right thing. I chose to
change the situation.
I  went  up  to  the  help  desk.
That’s why they exist, to help.
I  asked  to  speak  to  the  man-
ager. After  a  few  minutes,  the
manager  came  over.  It  was  a
nice young lady, and she spoke
English.  I  told  her  what  had
happened, and I said “I cannot
believe that it is the policy of
Tesco just to cut off customers
like that, and force them to
start all over again at the back
of another line.” The manager
assured  me  that  it  is  not  the
policy of Tesco to do this.
  Next,  the  manager  walked
back with me to the same reg-
ister  that  I  had  earlier  stood
in,  that  had  previously  closed
down  right  in  front  of  me.  In
front of us now was this same
older woman, still busy yelling
at the clerk. This was her way
of “dealing” with this situation.
Now, it was my turn.
  I  smiled  at  the  clerk,  put my
items  on  the  conveyer  belt,
and  she checked me out. She
scanned  the  items,  rang  them
up  in  the  cash register,  and  I
then paid for them.
  Next,  I  smiled  and  thanked
the manager, then left. The old-
er woman who was very upset,
had chosen to be part of the
problem, not the solution

Good old fashion journalism

That is what this website is...........

KAL KORFF EXPOSED

This is a shining example of journalism of which Kal K. Korff knows nothing of. How did this happen Kal???? How did a group of lads ever get the best of you Kernal Krapp? I thought you were some sort of special secret super spy or operative????? How in the world did it all come unraveled for you?? It is really easy Kal and it is because you are your own worst enemy. ahahahahahaaahhaaa!