HAPPY NEW YEAR KAL YOU BLOATED BITCH

Well well well if it isn't everyone's least favorite military impersonator Kal K. Korff looking more dumpy than ever!  So how did you spend this New Year's eve "kernel" Korff? Did you trade in your tshirt and camouflage pants for some real clothes that adults wear? Likely not. You probably spent the evening wondering around dreaming up your next scam or personality to foist upon the unsuspecting in whatever foreign country you need to flee to next after you've burn all your bridges there in India.

Happy New Year to you Kal you pathetic twat.

A sincere Happy New Year to all the lads who have made this blog shine a light on Kal and his nefarious doings!!!!!!!! Keep it up chaps!!

The Bloated Korff

December 2013

Kal K. Korff,
"I am who I say I am...." LINK

As we close out the year that is 2013, we thought we would look into the latest claim of Kal K. Korff. Korff made a claim that he was invited to a Literary Fest in Panchkula, India, located very close to Chandigarh, India where Korff lives and where he teaches English and writes for the India Daily Post, one of the many English language newspaper and websites in India.

Keep in mind that the Daily India Post, for the most part, get their material in exchange for school credit from the students at the local high schools and colleges. In short, they pay very little, if anything, for the material which is posted on their terrible website and printed in their regional newspapers.

Korff made grandiose claims that he was invited to the event, he gave a speech and was then invited to not only speak at future events but to also come over to the homes of some of the people at the event to eat, eat eat. More on that later.

We checked and on this rare occasion, Korff wasn’t lying, at least to some extent. The “media giant” Korff writes for partnered with the school to help put on the event, so making the claim of being invited is a stretch at best.

Korff, being overjoyed at being invited to eat at the homes of some of the attendees seems to be the truth. Look over these photos of Korff, dressed like a hobo, pushing at least 250 pounds and again, dressed like the ugly American people have learned to expect. 

Also, notice the other attendees are dressed in proper causal business attire; collard shirts, slacks, sport jackets, etc. And there we have Korff, dressed in a t-shirt many sizes too small, camo pants, unshaven and sporting those oh so cool sunglasses.

Website News: The Korffie Leak web site is back up. Some of the links and many of the audio player buttons are dead. We’ll sort through this soon. We have a few reasons why we brought the site back up; we are doing some press and radio interviews soon and Santa in a Floppy Hat asked us if we’d re-launch the site to coincide with his upcoming “Year in Review” video.

How could we say no to Santa!

Merry Christmas Korff. Leave a little food for the people who really need it won't you.

Developing….

Kal Korff listed

Kal Korff, the one dressed like a hobo.

Nice camo pants little boy.

Kal Korff's "article"

Korff, looking very bloated and non too healthy.

Korff, checking his manhood....

Korff, holding court and eating, of course. 

Korff, dressed like a kid, wearing a backpack and looking every bit the part of a hobo slob. Married? Dressed like this... What an embarrassment.

Korff is 5'8" tall. Given his average build and bone structure, his weight is hovering around 240 to 260 maybe a bit more. We know Korff love fast food; KFC, Taco Bell, McDonald's. etc.
I think we see the proof.

This classic theme video fits our favorite Village Idiot even better now than ever before...

Thanks for stopping by Korff. 

Check how Korff hits all his lives high marks; UFO's JKF, the release of his book, or series of books, being invited into the homes of people he doesn't know, and so on.

As Santa in a Floppy Hat said, there is a clear reason why Korff stopped releasing lunatic videos and making claims and threats like he did in 2010.

Stay tuned indeed.

Facebook, December 16, 2013.

Kal Korff: Hi everyone. I am honored to report that yesterday I was on an Author's panel at a Literary fest in Panchkula, India. In today's papers both locally and nationwide, there is coverage of this event, featuring some of the other authors and also of us on stage getting an award.

I gave a short speech, and am happy to report it was well received. I have been asked to be a guest at other events because of it, and also have been invited to several people's homes for dinner, which I have happily accepted. These are important people in the region and famous authors and poets, I am truly humbled and honored by this.

As I sat yesterday talking with various media and also people who attended the event, it amazed me to be able to sit down with Indians and talk about everything from JFK's assassination, to Roswell, Obama, you name it. Their knowledge of these subjects was very impressive.

It was a great, real life reminder that it is truly a global community we live in today, so interconnected, it was humbling to meet people from India who have read my books and articles and gave me feedback on them and passed along leeds for future projects and stories.

I shared the details at this event of the contents of my upcoming books, you know, the ones my "kritics" have lied about for years and claim don't exist, (even though they're in no position to really know this, they're not involved, etc., and my publishers don't disclose their future plans so much in advance), -- I also showed the nearly complete final release candidates of these books since they should finally be out next year, after many years of work.

Seeing the reactions yesterday gave me a new burst of energy, I forget as a journalist and author at times that published works really do influence people, it's just something that I don't keep in mind that much, and yesterday was a vivid reminder of this basic truism I just don't think about that often, which is my fault.

There's more coming than just my six book series on Islamofascist driven terrorism, which I started in Prague and finished in India.

I sincerely thank all of you for your continued interest and support of my efforts, it means the world to me.

Facebook Update

What's it like to live in India? This video frame grab pretty well sums it up. This is the set up to power a public address system in India. You must run AC and DC because the AC power most surely will go out.

Photo Lies - JFK

and a nobody named
Kal K. Korff

We once again look into the image lies of Kal K. Korff. Korff's Facebook profile image has been changed quite a bit lately. As we post new mash-ups taken from those images, Korff visits this blog and he changes the image again.

Korff never posts a current image of himself... Could it be that Korff hates himself as much as we loath him? Yes, this would be true. How else to explain Korff leaving the US in 2000 and taking up residency in a 3rd world country. He hated himself so much that he found it a positive move to leave the US and hide on the internet from his country, his family and the few friends he had.

Korff appeared in a Fox broadcast; The Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: Secrets Finally Revealed, in 1999. Korff took a video frame grab from this broadcast to use it as his “new” profile image. Sorry Korff you ain’t fooling nobody.

If you’d like to see the “impact” the 20 years of Korff’s “work” has left on the world, do an internet search on his JFK work, his claimed OJ Simpson work and on his various television appearances. You’ll find very little reference to Korff. Even with the “The Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: Secrets Finally Revealed” broadcast, he’s not listed in the credits.

Damn that’s gotta hurt.

Over the coming week (November 22, 1963), while the world rehashes the JKF assassination, keep a look out for any reference to Kal K. Korff. We very much doubt you’ll see or hear any mention at all of our Village Idiot.

BONUS: We've posted the latest Korff JFK rant taken from facebook a few days ago. Take a look.

Photos and Kal Korff

We've all noticed that Kal Korff doesn't use new photos of himself nor has he ever posted a photo of his “wife.” Korff does use that terrible Photoshop photo from 2000, a video frame grab from the mid 2000's when he "prepared a meal" for some women in the CZ and he is very proud of the frame grab from his appearance on the Larry King Show. Recently he came to this blog, saw the fun we made of him and his photos and replaced the Photoshop photo with this 1993 CNN video frame grab.

Asshole

Update

Right after we put up this post, Korff posted a never before seen video frame grab of his appearance on the Leeza Show on Facebook as his "new" profile photo. This is further proof that Kal K. Korff visits this blog on a regular basis.

This video frame grab comes from the mid '90's.  It's fascinating...... that Korff refuses to post a current photo of himself, or his wife, or where he lives, or works....

Kal Korff, fuck you, turd.
Thanks for stopping by.

I Have A Chubby For Apple!

Go Korff...
Go fuck yourself.

Korffers know our Village Idiot carries an unhealthy hard-on for Apple and all their products, even going so far as to steal Apple products and resell them in his attempt to be the "go to" Apple guy in the CZ. Korff is also in a kontinuing love affair with Steve Jobs, ever grasping his hope to amount to anything in life other than a low-level phone service tech. Fat Chance Cupcake. 

Kal Korff: So Apple's new operating system upgrade for Macs, Mavericks, is FREE! Just download it.

I feel sorry for users of Microsoft WinDoze...it's so last century. Kudos to Apple for shaking up the PC industry - again.

For Microsoft users, I hope you continue to "enjoy" being gouged with each upgrade just for the privilege of running an inferior OS.

Max OS X is UNIX based, UNIX will always beat Windows, or Microsoft anything, hands down.

Mac users can download their free upgrade to the new OS by going to Apple.com or through the App Store of course.

Go Apple!

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Kal K. Korff Author
... Not!

Update ~ Korff has been promising a book or series of books for over 10 years; Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots by Kal K. Korff (Feb 2004?).

Contributing editor at the Los Angeles Times Magazine and an investigative reporter, Annie Jacobsen, released a terrorism-based book in 2007; Terror in the Skies: Why 9/11 Could Happen Again. Korff never made any comments about this release.

Korffers will remember that our Village Idiot was very unhappy with a book Annie Jacobsen released on May 1, 2012; Area 51: An Uncensored History of America's Top Secret Military Base.  She released this UFO related book and it really got under Korff’s skin because, after all, Korff is the “go to” UFO guy isn’t he.

Author Annie Jacobsen is set to release another book in February of 2014; Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America. Now she’s releasing a Nazi related book and Korff, known as a worldwide recognizes expert on all things Nazi’s; he went bald and undercover to bust Nazi’s (with his Mother), he’s traveled the world to uncover Nazi related information, he unearth his own Jewish background in this process and his bloodline is a super rare and must not die off Ashkenazi blood line (none of these claims are true, well, he might be Jewish, who knows and who cares). How dare this lowly woman write about subjects that Kal K. Korff is more qualified to write about!

In fact, Korff’s hated author has released three “hard hitting” (as Korff would say about his 2, 1990’s released books and one pamphlet released in the 1980’s) books since 2008 and a total of 5 books since 2007.

You know, like a real author, one that really writes for a real media giant (contributing editor at the Los Angeles Times Magazine and an investigative reporter whose work has also appeared in The National Review and The Dallas Morning News) AND writes books, at the same time.

It seems Ms. Jacobsen is doing us a favor. Thank you Ms. Jacobsen, even though you don’t know it, you’re a Korffer of the highest level. Keep up the good work and please continue to release books which Kal K. Korff claims to be releasing but never does.

Always the Liar

As Kal K. Korff kontinues to try to run away from his lies and behavior of the past, take a look at this Korff Face Book post....

Kal Korff: By the way, the Democrats never mention the fact that he is NOT really an ordained "Reverend" - he QUIT his seminary school.

It's like saying I am a "Doctor" because I took some classes at med school but then left.

What a list we could make of the fake professions and fraudulent claims made by our favorite Village Idiot.

Check out the condescending face on this asshole as he
passes off stolen Apple products to the unsuspecting. circa 2010

UPDATE: October 12, 2013 - A Korffer posted that a huge storm was happening in India very near the city of Gopalpur and that he hoped that Korff might be swept away in the flood waters. We all hope for this. Sadly, Korff is 31 hours away from this seaside location. This shouldn't surprise anyone, coastal property is expensive everywhere in the world, even in India. Korff can't afford it, even in India and even with his $25 million secret agent account.

NOTE: Remember when Korff went to the Pakistan border to throw about fairy nano-dust with Man-OJ and that he calls his wife his "Punjab wife", and the location of his "media giant" and those trade schools they solicit their gratis "reporters" from. Look closely at the map, there you have it. You can't hide you fucking idiot.

Korff lives at A, the storm is happening at B.

UPDATE: October 13, 2013 - Korff posted a "new" Face Book profile photo today. Look into those eyes Korffers; vacant, vapid, and udderly contemptible. Let the Photoshopping begin!