Banal and facile

Weeks after announcing he would have a new revamped website and a job at an unnamed newspaper Kal K. Korff has once again done the impossible by again not delivering on a single promise or deadline. Bloody! How the hell does one guy fail so often????????????

No more facebook for Kal to lure new victims with as it appears Kal has been given the boot from facebook. It also appears that Kernal Kornholeblower will not be making a scheduled facebook chat and without explanation as to why. Not that anyone really gives a fuck about Kal for anything other than his pure hypocrisy and the fumbling and bumbling antics that can be both dizzying and entertaining.

Don't tell Kernal Kornnuts this, but insanity is doing the same thing over and each time expecting a different result. Kal please just belt up you blinkered dolt.

A quick review if you will of Kal's lamest hits including promises of several new books, new videos, a talk show, a radio show, a magazine, a newspaper gig, consumer fraud lawsuits, and let's not forget the ever grand and classic Kal K. Korff causing the loss of his own brother's lawsuit!! ahahahahahahhhhaaaa

Banal and facile. ahahahahaha

Farewell to Kolonel Kornhole?

For anyone happening by at this late juncture news has been received that Kal K. Korff may have been given the top end of the boot out of Prague. Through all of Kal's cock ups and idiocy he has somehow managed to get a hold of some mugs and fool them into believing his rubbish.

Right now there is no set in stone information about whether Kal has been sacked from Prague or not. I hear visa problems can really be quite a pain in the rump for those flaunting around without the required credentials.

It appears that someone heard an American roughly fitting Kernal Kornass got tossed and some are under the belief it may by Kal. I hope someone can check with the consulate office to find out if it is true or not. Is it really true? ahahhhaaahahahahahahaa

I have a bad feeling that when Kal is found to be backin the states if it is true he has been booted that there will be a lot of people anxious for him to return so they can likely sue him or serve him with stalker papers. Kal will learn fast that you can't waffle on in the states like he has in Prague. The little world wide web terrorist may finally be at an end of his brazen bullying and we all know that Kernal Nitwit is a coward afraid to directly face people.

hopefuly Prague will be idiot free with the rumored sacking of Kal.

Where art thou Kolonel Krust???????

It looks like our dear old idiot and ego maniac Kal K. Korff has made like a ghost and disappeared!! Kernal Kolon has also made his facebook profile disappear as some have noted here. Did Kernel Kornflakes get tossed from facebook as he had from his own website server? Has Kernal Klump finally flipped out completely? Where is Kernal KooKooKooKoo? Does anyone really care? Likely not outside of the entertainment provided by Kal and his lunatic ramblings.

A few interesting rumors are floating around including Kal has been deported or has been locked away in the loony bin after running around naked in the streets of Prague screaming "I AM A COLONEL!!! MY NEW BOOK ON TERRORISM IS COMING!!!!" Of course now these are just rumors but I find it rather odd Kal has just fallen from the face of the World Wide Web without so much as a fart.

And there is of course Kal announcing that his website would be back in full swing but in keeping with Kal's usual arse to face operations Kal has fallen short on delivering yet another promise. Who knows what has happened to Kal and it would not surprise if the barmy dolt has gone right off the deep end.

Conniving Kal cons way onto chat

Here is something I read on Kal's facebook "

Hi, YES I WILL be appearing on Jeffrey Pritchett's online chat show here in Facebook at the end of May, I hope everyone is able to tune in and will ask me "tough questions." I plan to ask Jeff some myself, not tough ones, only friendly ones, I look forward to exchanging views and talking to as many of you as I can. I w...ould like to thank Jeff for his kind invitation."

Since Kal got kicked off Xzone radio and no one else will pay this mouthy little creep any attention I am sure Kal has been out fishing for a new sucker to pass off his rubbish onto. I think a few lads out there need to warn Mr.Pritchett about Kernal Kornhole.

I have also been reading Kal's facebook and this utterly ridiculous opinions-facts rubbish Kal is trying out on people. Kal needs to stop trying to sound smart or enlightened because he is neither. Kal claims that one cannot be Jewish without practicing the Jewish religion. Where exactly is this a fact and not an opinion? Keep opening that fat mouth Kal and looking all the more fool each time you do. ahahahahhhaa

Are you really this dim-witted Kal????????

Please oh please oh plase make Kal K. Korff just stop! this is getting bloody fucking painful. This is from Kal's facebook page. I kid you not!!

" Jews are both a race and a religion, at least some of them."

"As far as I know by pure definition, it is NOT possible to be a "Jew" and NOT be religious." This gets better when Kal's uncle chimes in and tells Kal he is indeed full of it.

Now this may seem like a silly question but why in the hell would Kal ever allow people to find out who his family members are if he is so highly involved in fighting terrorists????? Kudos to you SAPASS for showing everyone just how utterly stupid you are.

How much more stupidity from that immbecile Kal K. Korff must we endure?? Kal you are simply one of the most ignorant blokes alive. I'd ask Kal how he reach such heights in stupidity but I cannot imagine being subjects to his brainless responses.

Kal K. Korff is a TOOL!!

Bloody hell!! I just read a bit of Kal's facebook and the guy is an absolute tool!! Here we have Kal K. Korff who claims to be some sort of computer expert who also claims to have worked at Apple and for the Claris Corporation. If Kal is a computer expert and involved in fighting consumer fraud and is some sort of terrorism expert how is it then that Kal K. Korff DOES NOT KNOW what phishing is??????? Kal's own words from facebook " Pardon my ignorance, but HOW does this Phishing work? I am aware of phony FB emails, etc., I always delete them. But from WITHIN Facebook? Whatever happened to FB's security?"

AHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAA!! Are you fucking kidding here Kal? No of course not because only a fuck wit numb skull dolt pretending to be something he is not would ask this sort of question. And we all know the apparent TRUE STORY behind Kal's ludicrous claims of being involved with some of these computing companies such as short employment and third party contract work and Kal's apparent stint as a phone tech support person all blown far out of proportion by Kal to reimagine himself as some sort of computer expert. My own computing skills are not very good but even I know what phishing is!!

And Kal does know how to inflate things such as making a telephone call to his Internet website provider into a "technical meeting" involving "we" which amounts to 2 people n the phone with one of them being Kal! And then Kal has this on facebook saying " Hi, Web site will be back online with NEW STUFF and new books READY TO BE DOWNLOADED on Tuesday, 14 April. Until then I will deliberately keep it offline, so that when it comes BACK online, its content and the FREE DOWNLOADS will be available from more than one Internet location, which will eliminate "game playing" by the parties being exposed. :-)"

The last line seems to be Kal admitting that Michael Horn bloke did indeed shut down Kal. And Kal leaves us with the ever so dependable deadline that he will of course without fail never meet.

I proclaim it to be so that Kal K. Korff is a TOOL!!!!

Kal Korff gets OWNED by arch rival!!!! ahahahaha!!

Well well now it looks like the mighty all knowing Special Secret Services and their star agent Kernal Crispy Kream Pants have been taken down by ahahah by ahhhhaaaa by a flying saucer believer!!! ahahhhaaahhhaaahahahahah

While Kal Korff tells his version on facebook saying his Internet website was suspended because of some computer issue or some other nonsense. Kernal Koward's arch nemesis and flying saucer believer Michael Horn is claiming responsibility for having Kernal Kreampuff's website suspended.

Goodness now just who do I believe here? A guy roaming Prague pretending to be a special agent for an organization he has clearly invented? Or do I perhaps believe a guy who promotes some flying saucer story? Goodness this is such a tough choice but I am going to have to go with the flying saucer bloke here.

I think Kal has been caught in YET ANOTHER LIE!! ahahahahhhhaaaahahaha So the Special Secret Services gets its ass kicked by a flying saucer fellow! ahahhhhaaahahahahha