A guide to the idiocy of Kal K. Korff

For those of you just now be joining in the laugh fest here I thought and it was suggested that a basic guide to the goofy world of that lame grease bag monkey turd Kal K. Korff should be listed here for all to see.

In short Kal K. Korff is a washed up former writer who penned a few flying saucer books and claims to have solved the assassination of JFK. During the late 1990s or early 2000s it looks like things in the United States were not going well for Kal so he packed his bags and made his way to Prague where he was shortly employed as a columist for a few free rag newspapers. Kal began by introducing himself as an english teacher that evolved into his utterly ridiculous claims of being a "captain" and later a "colonel" in something he calls the special secret services. Kal also boasts of being in the anti terrorist business but it looks like this all nonsense along with about 99.9% of Kal's other tall tales. Soon after getting booted from his newspaper writing job Kal took up selling i pods which allegedly ran him into some legal troubles where he was reported to have not paid for some merchandise. Kal is fond of attacking people who tend to not agree with his wackiness and Kal often mounts a moral highhorse that he often falls off in his vain pursuit of certain people he has threatened to sue or have arrested for what appears to be years now. More of this will make sense when I clean this all up for you.

Confirmation of Kal's claims would be made easier if Kalvin would for just once in his life give you a straight answer and furnish proof but his claims are so outrageous that one can easily see through the all too transparent Kal who claims among other things to be some sort of colonel in an organization.
I thought it would be best to put up on this Internet blog a simple run of the mill straight to the chase fact sheet about Kal.

The first thing you ought to know about Kal is that he says he has a rather high IQ and has apparently said in his bio and in other places that he established his IQ through a now defunct science magazine IQ test.

So I suppose we should just start with that one.

claim #1
Kal says he has a 219 IQ based on a no longer published science magazine. This is straight from the mouth of Colonel Crackhead here from a bit that I found on Xzone radio show "KAL K. KORFF - Kal's Korner - Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test; "

I do suppose that like the infamous glasses photo that Kal will rage on against this saying he never claimed it but it is plainly clear from this that Kal did. You can find it by doing a www.google.com word search for "Korff" and "IQ" and "Omni" and you will find plenty of stuff disproving Kal when he screams that he never said it. Kal did say and Kal DOES NOT HAVE a 219 IQ period and he is not a member of any high IQ clu like Mensa or the like.

This here is the revised edition of Kal's background found on the Xzone radio Internet website and my understanding is that if you are an on the air guest you send in a prepared background statement of yourself for the host to use to introduce you. "Kal has written and has had published more than 5,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world. Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe. A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or "Star Wars" program. A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance. Kal's original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN's Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC's Leeza. Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily. -

I'm a little busy right now so I will be sure to clean this up because I know I am not a very good writer and I surely know how disorganized I can get. Comment away!