Kernal Dork and Mr. threats

I found this lovely picture of Kal on the Internet and must say I think it to be no exaggeration and it is likely Kal in his most natural state. But I think Kernal Dork's strong alter ego Mr. Threats--- you know the one where Kal is feeling weak and threatened and vulnerable and Mr.Threats comes on out exclaiming how he will get even with everyone by arresting and suing them and reporting them and ending their careers and lives and how he tried to warn them all it was coming and they should have listened---is really in charge. But everyone knows that nothing ever happens when Mr.Threats comes out other than everyone laughing their asses off at the preposterous threats made.

But I often wonder if Kal might have multiple personalities. Just my personal opinion about this question I pose but anything is possible after all. Look at the various videos Kal has made and the many different versions of Kal you see. In a video where Kernal in such a fashion as only could be found on an actual reality show Kal talks in a depressed fashion about how David Beeidny supposedly threatened to kick Kal's fat ass around. Then there are the videos with the ridiculous cowboy hat Kal wears where we get to see Kernal Crapfest shoot his big mouth off. Then we get see yet another version of Kernal Kal-is-rael on a two video babble-athon. We've also seen Kernal Catnip try and be Mr. Hip by changing his hair style and wearing fashionable tshirts while he wears a shoulder bag trying way too hard to be metro and savvy. Kal even tries to be Mr. Dapper by wearing a short sleeve black button up shirt with his new hair and silly Freddy Mercury mustache. Then there's Mr. Urban Cowfolk Kal with the whole vest and cowboy hat bit going on. There's also Mr. Combat Camouflage's camouflage tshirt and then there's Mr. God I wish I was the Fonz where Kal sports a leather jacket and a tshirt. And who could ever remove the burned image of Kal wearing a work out shirt with the neck and sleeves cut out trying to show off what he must think if a good physique. I know I know I couldn't eat for the rest of the day after seeing that repulsive image of Kal. I'm still traumatized over that video.

I see Kernal Cupcake is making up for not having a video camera with this amateur offering and little hissy fit about Paul Kimball. If Kal was indeed an analyst or had the high IQ he claims then Kal would be smart enough to know that he is being publicly man handled by Paul in absolute brutal fashion. Kal would also be smart enough to figure out that Paul has a billion times more class than Kal could imagine having. It would take a few brain cells to figure all of this out so that should tell you just where Kal sits and his high IQ is utter babbling. I think Paul will have an interesting ten days in Prague tracking down what Kal has REALLY been doing in Prague and this ludicrous rant Kal is on about through his Internet website is fear settling in on Kal. If Kal were any sort of real man or mature adult then Kal would send Paul an email and ask to meet. But we know how scared Kal is of face to face interaction after Kal turned coward and did not accept an invitation made by Paul to fly Kernal Turnip to a face to face debate with Kevin Randle.

All of this silly stuff Kal is saying about Paul is so obviously his cowardice bleeding through. Kal fears being EXPOSED for the lonely and pathetic loon he is. But the past has proved one thing about Kernal Crabby and it is that he will never abandon his delusional safe harbor where Kal thinks the world waits with baited breath for what Kernal Crotch is going to do next. I suppose this might be true in part because there are after all a handful of people in the world can't wait to see what Kal does next but only out of pure curiosity for the next round of crazed shit the little maniac comes out with next be it more threats or nutty claims of having a court actually accept a completely amateur slop work Kal calls a book accepted into some sort of evidence or any other number of rants or outlandish tales spun as only Kernal CAPSLOCK can spin.

I suggest Kal should call his autobiography A little life mae bigger with CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!! Or maybe he should call it I AM THE COLONEL: MY LIFE IN CAPS. Or how about THEY CALL ME HONEYTRAP BOY. Anyone have any snazzy titles for Kal's autobiography that will soon be available in pdf format from an obscure Internet website that has no where near the Internet website traffic claimed because a liar manipulated the data in order to fool the public into thinking he was someone important?

Please keep the laughs coming Kernal Crackhead. ahahahahahahahaha