Friday, March 26, 2010

Kal just cannot stop wioth the bullshit lies!!


I love love love this facebook now that Kal has discovered how useful it can be to him so he can shamelessly and endlessly share his delusions for all to see. Kernal Kornhole wrote "

Hi, what a busy day. Hope all is well. I enjoyed the Spring whether for a bit, got to take a cool pic (even though he didn't like it) of a guy in a car who was sitting out there parked, for days, obviously watching "something." I took a pic of his license plate, I'll have my police contacts investigate. I DO get "watch...ed" occasionally because of my CT work. I'll report back IF there's an "issue" otherwise I won't."

ahahahahahahhaaa!! what nonsense! ahahahahaahhaa It gets funnier when someone going by the name of Michele Risso who is an obvious fan of Kernal Koward chimes in and Kal writes back " Yep. I publish in my new six book series on terrorism some surveillance photos which were taken and mailed to me. Not being paranoid. Since I am a Colonel and do counter-terrorism and counter-intel stuff, I expect this, goes with the job. Normally they inform me, so to be safe I will have it checked. Please don't worry, no evidence to do so. But thanks for the love and concern, much appreciated." Sure. Thanks for the love and concern and I am sure Kal is thanking his lucky stars he has lured this poor sucker into his fantasy world. But it just gets better with Kal's little fan who says it is likely someone from this Internet blog or Kult of Kal spying him and Kal wastes no time in trying to make himself out to be the ever so high ground trailblazing better person " I have no idea, I don't read their web sites, and we let them stay "on" and don't file complaints because it keeps them in "front" of us per se. Since I am a "special guest" here and no one knows my address (because I have none where I stay at, which varies based on what I do) it is highly unlikely this is true.
I noticed the car last week, and since I was out today, snuck up on it since I also have had such training, caught the guy hurriedly putting his "gear" away so I wouldn't see it, and stood back at the rear of his car, pretending that I was "looking at something."
Predictably, he got out of the car, and that's when I took his photo and the license plate. I will have it run through my contacts, and I'm not worried. ... See More
I DO have a bodyguard, but I have not used this person's services recently, I am trying to get a "normal" life and will retire after my upcoming tour as a Colonel.
Now you have more info than you wanted, but you know me :-)

ahahahahhhaaaahahahahahaha!! Kal is CONveniently retiring as a colonel! ahahahaha So would this be the volunteer colonel or the full fledged colonel with a pension? It seems to change from month to month with Kal. ahahhhaaahahahaa And there is plenty of proof that Kal is LYING when he says he does not read this Internet blog or Kult of Kal or F1 Racer. ahahahahahaha Liar liar pants on fire Kal! ahaahhaaa But the laughs do not end there since we all know once Kal goes on a roll he cannot keep his big mouth shut or in this case his hands off his keyboard! "
If the haters you refer to "spied" on me and wrote about it, they would be accurate instead of lying all the time. And where this guy has been hanging out, whoever he is, it is NOT my residence. I really don't have one by deliberate design, and it is not possible for someone to cover everywhere I stay and all that I do unless they plant something directly in my person and they haven't done that. :-)"

This is why we have had random sightings of Kal on the tram without him knowing it. Maybe a bill collector is following Kal? And Kal has police contacts?? ahahahahahahaha doubtful. this facebook Kal has is just providing never ending comedy. Keep it up Kernal Klump! ahahahaha

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Absolutely hilarious what Kal is now doing with his latest interest in Facebook. Anything for attention. He seems to prefer the ladies to be his friends. Did you see his comment on Randi Rhodes Facebook page regarding 'bouncing boobs'? Sure got his attention!
Too bad that 'super model' Martina Tychova took her boobs and video camera when she left his company.

The Unknown Korffer said...

... where this guy has been hanging out, whoever he is, it is NOT my residence. I really don't have one by deliberate design, and it is not possible for someone to cover everywhere I stay and all that I do unless they plant something directly in my person ...

How do you follow an act like that? The instant validation that Kalvin is getting from Face Books has gone to his head. He's gotten a little too comfortable with it too quickly and is revealing more here than he is aware of in an attempt to keep his new targets hooked. Namely, that he apparently doesn't have his own pad anymore, isn't even in one place long enough for someone to track him -- like say at a JOB where most people can be found on weekdays -- and has to flop with whoever will put him up for a few, bouncing from place to place as need arises.

Not too swift, Kalvin! Where's that 219 IQ? And your Czech kid, IQ tested in the genius range. Take a look at your Face Books buddy pages there and look at your adult age friends: Most of them have pictures of their children in there somewhere, yours is strangely lacking any mention at all of your son, how proud you are of him, maybe some family pics of activities. That's what people do on Face Books.

Kalvin is now up there playing the SAPSTOE secret agent angle to the hilt. And yes, Kalvin, you are implying you are a secret agent, living a life of danger & intrigue. Guys watching your house, mailing you pictures of yourself -- Right out of Delusional Fantasies 101, just like your make believe SAPSTOE uniform with the fake badges.

And Kalvin's favorite web blog, Exposing Online Predators & Cyberpaths which lists Kal K. Korff as a known cyberpath, they have guides to recognizing behavior common to people with psychological personality disorders. One of the most often reported attributes? Claims that the person is involved with clandestine government operations, has a secret cover that must be maintained, works with paramilitary groups or intelligence agencies, and must live an underground existence due to unspecified security threats that conveniently excuses the lack of a job, home, regular schedule, healthy social life, close friends, an immediate family, and lack of any kind of work or educational background that can be checked publicly.

Hopefully the head spinning wave of validation Kalvin is riding on continues and his claims will become even more wild. The fun really has just begun -- He never got this kind of instant feedback and praise from his website. Plus think of all those discussion groups filled with all of those WOMEN just waiting to discuss all of those topics he is an expert on that are of interest to many people! Go Go Go KALVIN!!!

Anonymous said...

"I enjoyed the Spring whether..."

Jesus Christ - this guy had an English language column in a Czech newspaper for a couple of years.

Anonymous said...

I am a personal acquaintance of Kal's back from high school,Michele Risso and Kal has always been different,therefore my questions about Aspergers.Kal has always been a driven person who is intelligent, sensitive and sweet but surely something is going on with him.I can't put my finger on it but obviously it's sad and has affected him greatly.Eleven years ago I visit him in Renton, Washington and he lived in a small two story place he referred to as a "compound".It consisted of a small apartment with two bedrooms, one filled with what he said were his "downstairs neighbor Mike's" playboy magazines. The upstairs bedroom consisted of his work area.He stated when he got tired he just crawled into a little nook and took a short nap.He looked exhausted and disheveled at the airport when he picked me up, almost to the point of looking like a homeless man.I was very disappointed after not seeing him for thirteen years.We were going to rekindle something that never got off the ground but I was concerned after seeing him.I thought then he might have bi-polar disorder since he was acting so grandiose.Little sleep?Looking disheveled, not caring about your appearance?Running on empty for hours at a time? All classic signs...Just know he has not sucked me into any trap or delusions of his grandeur,I am a highly educated woman who can think for herself.While there is definitely a disorder of some type going on, just know Kal has a good soul underneath it all.As for rumors of a child, there is none.There are supposedly two ex-wives, but I don't know too many women who would put up with his obsession with his work and not make time for his personal life.I knew you would be spying on his posts, that's why I threw some stuff out there to see how he answered my concerns.Not once did he ask me to have a personal conversation on an IM basis, which further verified he welcomed the opportunity to slant each answer to serve his own purposes.I feel sorry for people who don't have the intelligence to question his antics and I won't be used like that! I will be "defriending" him after I leave this post with you, but will post this website on my facebook page.Good luck with your investigative work and tell Kal I won't be attending our 30 year reunion.If I want more bullshit I will just go out to the fields here and scoop some up.Caio for now!

Anonymous said...

A very enlightening comment Michele. If you haven't been following Kal's activities in the past decade or so, like many of us have done, you might first want to look at his videos on YouTube for starters. The 'naughty' ones have been deleted.
IMHO his mental state is not the Asperger syndrone per se, but rather more related to the Pseudological Fantastica one. i.e., a pathological liar with delusions of grandeur.
Yes, Kal does/did have some positive values, but they were far outweighed by his persistent negative attitude towards people that he tried to, or did, associate with. One little question about what he said or did, and BAM!, you're his bitter enemy.
For the record Michele, most of us here and elsewhere regarding Mr. Korff, are also highly educated (as in college levels), so we do know what we are talking about.
That's why we are having a bit of fun at Kal's expense!
But don't blame us, blame Kal!

Digger

Anonymous said...

A very enlightening comment Michele. If you haven't been following Kal's activities in the past decade or so, like many of us have done, you might first want to look at his videos on YouTube for starters. The 'naughty' ones have been deleted.
IMHO his mental state is not the Asperger syndrone per se, but rather more related to the Pseudological Fantastica one. i.e., a pathological liar with delusions of grandeur.
Yes, Kal does/did have some positive values, but they were far outweighed by his persistent negative attitude towards people that he tried to, or did, associate with. One little question about what he said or did, and BAM!, you're his bitter enemy.
For the record Michele, most of us here and elsewhere regarding Mr. Korff, are also highly educated (as in college levels), so we do know what we are talking about.
That's why we are having a bit of fun at Kal's expense!
But don't blame us, blame Kal!

Digger

Sqyinkjlmioptic said...

Wow, thanks for chiming in Michelle. What a shame.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Well well! That's a sad story and I admire Michelle's courage in coming forward with it. She has done the only thing possible too by severing the connection and being resolute. I've been through a similar situation over the past year, all you can really do is break off contact and not respond. Hopefully Kalvin won't make her the focus of an abuse campaign which is sadly typical of what these people do when confronted, exposed, or disassociated with. It also reinforces the suspicion that Kalvin may have fled to Prague to escape an intervention on his behalf by those who were trying to help him. Since like my person Kalvin in the one who needs to want to be helped there isn't much to do except try and warn others off before they find themselves ensnared. I wish her all the best and hope she can find some time to tell us more.

Anonymous said...

What more do you want to know? That he is interested in hookin up with the girl he left behind in high school? He says they've fallen in love via the internet from across the world.How convienent is that? No socialization, real sex or issues to deal with. She was a snot back then, a low achiever, a wannabe, one of those who thought she was all that (and who irritated those of us who were!) The best thing, get this...she is so desperate for a man in her life she believes every single konniving kernal that comes from his mouth with no koncerns or questions!The bad news is she has a young daughter and I am really worried for her, since he prefers them on the young side.Is he grooming her to get to her daughter? Good questions but sometimes you have to think like a predator does.I'm sure if he makes a home in the U.S. with her he will just come slithering back to Prague and hide out from the police like the snake that he is.Or maybe he can just convince the police he is a Kolonel in a Kracker Kidon unit and say he was doing "under cover" work. I wish that woman,( as much as she annoys me) would just run from this loser.

Anonymous said...

for the record Michele was and still is an ugly bitch and a loser. Check out her photos and especially the high school year book photos that can be found on the web. I do think I know whom she is referring to and this person was hated only because she was very popular with the boys because she was "real" and had a the figure of a woman, not a young girl and was very beautiful