So I see the bloody raving lunatic has finally slithered out from the rock he has been hiding under. It was just a matter of time lads. Just a matter of time. And it is bloody clear the fool reads this blog. Kal has no real existence without us. Kernal Klink has to seek justification for his very existnece through "friends" on facebook and has to come here to this blog to find the one thing that he must have as a constant in his sad life.........an enemy. Someone to focus upon.
I have taken note with Kernal Kream Pie's shift to focusing on hot button topics to get attention from anyone. Kal is desperately reaching out to anyone he can get to be his "friend" on facebook. But Kernal Kornblower's excuse about a facebook investigation makes not a lick of sense. Why would his account be gone for so long if someone else was being investigated? ncie try Kal but no one is going to buy into a thing Kal says.
interestingly enough now the banal little creep is agin trying to impress all with his announcement of a pending talk show. ahahahahahahahahhhhaaahahaha Anyone can get an internet show these days even a buffoon like Kernal Krack Krawler. So it looks like we are back to the same bloody rubbish Kal has been pulling out of his arse for years now which is more boating, more promises and little to no delivery.
You are a joke Kal and everyone knows it except you.
47 comments:
kalkorff.com is back up.
Oh Lord...
Following my efforts to alert the retard's FB "friends" to his true natur, the tool has blocked off his FB wall to the curious observer - "friends" only, it appears.
I would say - FN and Michele, and anyone else he may have already accepted as his "friend" ... now is the time to unleash the force. Spell out, on Kal's wall, exactly what he is.
... My NEW TALKSHOW will MAKE ITS DEBUT THIS MONDAY JUNE 7th at 8PM UK Time, 9PM Prague Time, it will also be syndicated around the world on the web and on Facebook.
Only thing I can think is "LOL, webcam".
Kal is the author of over 50 books and 10,000 articles? Bullshit. Prove it, Kal. Since you are so fond of facts Kal, then you need to prove this claim. Everyone knows Kal won't bother because it isn't true.
Kal, for a guy claiming to have been some sort of computer expert you have no fucking clue to how to put together a decent website.
Since Kal says he only presents facts, I will have to assume that he is claiming as fact that he is the legitimately published author of 50 books and 10,000 published articles. with that, I call kal K. Korff a liar.
Please Kal, prove me wrong and publish a list of these articles and books and where I can purchase these non-existent 50 books.
Kal has not changed in 20 years. What a sad little man.
Well, I for one cannot view KKK's wall now - but I am not his "friend".
Does this mean that KKK's Facebook "friends" can still view his wall?
If so, may I ask them to sent FB messages to a few moe of KKK's unsuspecting dupes directing them to this blog and the cyberpaths blog? There doesn't seem much point in pretending to be his fan any longer....
You are a psychopath and a dangerous Internet predator, Kalvin. The more people who know about this, the better.
From Horn:
Thanks FN,
I just saw it's finally up and so far just a benign bunch of self-promotion and easy to ignore nonsense.
MH
>>> Kal Korff: Hi everyone, taking the new web site offline to add upgrades to the core system and some security layers, should be back online tomorrow, with more content added. Thanks, Kal <<<
Kal has now added "Videographer" to his delusional resume. Kal is a smoking tool. How do people like him ever make it in life? Oh yeah! they prey on others and surf their delusions all day and night.
From Horn today:
Yes FN,
Saw it all. Well we'll see if this web hosting company is as responsive as the others to my concerns about this bilge.
You can feel free to write them also if you wish.
MH
From Korff's site:
Michael Horn is an eager and energetic spokesman for the anti-Semitic, anti-Christian and anti-Islamic UFO Cult called "FIGU" which was founded and created by Swiss farmer, hoaxer and fraud, Eduard "Billy" Meier.
Meier, who falsely claims that he is the "Last REAL Prophet of ALL humanity" after Jesus and Islam's Mohammad, has been exposed repeatedly as a FRAUD and CULT LEADER by the mainstream media, on radio, the Internet and TV, and in many books!
Predictably, Michael Horn NEVER mentions this to trusting consumers.
Instead, Horn LIES to the public and the media when he FALSELY claims that Billy Meier's "UFO" photos have never been duplicated, or that the Billy Meier UFO hoax and scam is "authentic" or that the case is "real."
Horn was WARNED REPEATEDLY that he willingly BREAKS LAWS and engages in illegal CONSUMER FRAUD, which are all serious, FELONY crimes.
Michael Horn has now been reported to authorities and is now under official investigation by various entities, they will be identified in the media and on this Web site, in order to protect trusting consumers from this scammer and con artist.
This Tabbed Data Box empowers trusting consumers to follow the efforts to expose Horn, to PROTECT THE PUBLIC from his numerous LIES and FALSE claims, as attempts to prosecute Horn now begin in earnest.
Look familiar? Korff's posting on Face Book this morning like the mad man he is:
Kal Korff Here's another episode of my series Is It REALLY True? In this segment I Xpose as a FRAUD the claims of Royce Myers III and show a BOGUS newspaper article he sent to former ParaCast co-host David Biedny, who has threatened me with physical harm on more than one occasion (a fact Royce knows but refuses to publicly hold Biedny accountab...le for) so I simply phoned the police in Biedny's city, reported him, VIDEOTAPED this, and GAVE THE TAPE to UFO WatchCat, who will eventually publish it when THEY feel like they need to. This article shows a photo of me "wearing glasses" — I do NOT wear glasses, never have. I don't need them. What a joke, but that's our media sometimes. As an accredited member of the press myself, I know from FIRSTHAND experience how bad some reporters are at times. Hope you enjoy this, posting it because I keep getting requests for these videos from this series, which I guess has proven to be popular. New segments will air in a couple of weeks, answering more of your grea...
FN
Kal Korff:
I just found out these Americans do NOT even know Pig Latin and NEVER HEARD OF IT? One guy "thinks" he heard it mentioned one time in Porkys? I know I have been away from the USA for more than 10 years, but did Pig Latin die out right after I left? No there's NO HOPE for this world!!!!! :-) By the way, when I teach Czechs Pig Latin, they laugh their asses off, they've never heard of it either.
Kal K. Korff: "BOGUS newspaper article"
Paranoid delusion at its finest. I've read this newspaper article and the article is authentic. The article was published by a real newspaper, unlike the fantasies and delusions Kal has about being the editor of a fictional newspaper.
I have it on good authority that Korff's new show will use Skype as it's broadcast tool.
Need I say anymore?
Nope! And I can't think of anything to add, except "LOL, webcam".
Korff hasn't had a new idea since the first fish squirmed his way up on the beach.
Brad Hudson
Dallas, Texas
Continuing his "Golden Oldies" theme, Kal checks in with a Facebook gem...
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/posted.php?id=110555875638837&share_id=126096707420668&comments=1#s126096707420668
Hmmm, let's see: Stan Friedman, Masters in Physics from U. of Chicago, verifiable work history, author of 6 books (actual books, not glorified Power Point presentations), genuinely likable guy.
Kal Korff, no higher education degrees, work history that changes according to the weather (claimed he worked at Apple for 7.5 years just a week ago! That's one hell of a run as a temp CSR at Claris. Plus I guess he worked through that "brain tumor/cancer" for quite some time before handing in his 2 weeks), author of 3 actual (unreadable) books plus a collection of phantom works so convoluted not even Kal can keep up with how many "volumes" they contain. Noted liar.
This isn't even a contest.
Kal, go die in a fire. Only you could turn on someone who actually tried to help you so many years ago. Stan actually contributes to his chosen field, he doesn't just sit on his ass rehashing old grudges on Facebook and running from both process servers and Michael Horn.
Every day you show the world just how petty and full of shit you really are.
And, BTW, if you ever come back to the States, pray Biedny gets to you before one pissed off Texan forces you to literally eat your words by cramming multiple copies of the tripe you actually managed to get published before the publisher stopped taking your phone calls.
Brad Hudson
Dallas, Texas
Well, it's another beautiful day here in Prague. Meanwhile, Kalvin is doubtless taking another of his "power naps" so that he can stay up all night pumping out his utter bollocks.
Why don't you at least go to bed at a normal time, like the rest of us, "Colonel"? Good for you if you can get by on four hours of sleep per 24 hours. Plenty of clever people can - Margaret Thatcher famously trained herself to do so. But even she went to bed at midnight like the rest of us. In order to be able o interact with us mortals, she had to.
You, on the other hand, only interact with your right hand and your (stolen) computer. Even Martina appears to have taken her video camera back.
By the way, I saw Mr S*dl*c*k the other day. You left him a broken man, you lying son of a bitch.
Does anyone know how Kal's first radio (skype) broadcast went last night with Philip Mantle? Haven't seen or heard anything anywhere ... yet.
What would PM be doing messing around with KKK?
It's just another lie, of course. It never happened.
Phil Mantle thinks Kal is a fucking loon. Phil was the one who got his book published and Kal had nothing to do with it! Phil is a true English gentleman and was being kind by not refuting Kal's bogus claim on the air. We have yet to see a page form Kal's nonsensical 500 book deal. Get on some medication Kal.
Of course it didn't happen. he's already removed all mention of it from his site. Jeff Pritchett asked Kal to be on his show. Kal conveniently was "Off Facebook" during the time he was to be interviewed (Hmmm, where have I seen Kal Korff duck an interview with a lame excuse before??? Captain Randle, you have the floor...)
After Facebook suddenly let Kal "reappear", Kal figured he could get some credibility by having his own Facebook talk show (He not only recycles his own crap, he "borrows" other peoples ideas, as well) and he threw Mr. Mantle's name up to draw the uninformed in.
Typical Kernal Korff BS.
Brad Hudson
Dallas, Texas
Interesting that Korff is so ignorant that he doesn't understand what and how a copyright is used...
This is what he's added to his site:
© 1973-2010 by Kal Korff. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
I understand the web site is what you would copyright in total, not everything you've ever written, etc.
I might be wrong but, in any case, we know what he's trying to do here... make himself seem even more important by making the uneducated think he's been super duper since 1973...
Can you say deluded?
FN
1973? What would an 11-year old kid know about copyright laws? Oh, I forgot. Kal was a boy genious with an IQ of 219! LOL
Look at this! Kal's former mentor that Kal turned on has made Fox News: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/06/08/vast-ufo-coverup-stanton-friedman/?test=latestnews
When was the last time Kal was ever in the mainstream media? 15 years ago? Kepp living inthepast Kal, the present and future are better off without you.
LOL, webcam.
Kal does not have a 219 I.Q. You tell just by the third rate writing the dolt assaults us with and his obvious lack of web skills.
I can't recall seeing such a garbled mess as Kal's website. I think about how can someone screw up something using a template, then I remember we're dealing the inept Kal K. Korff.
Oh my fucking God! Ha, ha, ha!!!!
Face Book Postings w/links:
Kal Korff:
Amazing, I LOVE Quantum Physics.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/a
rticle.cfm?id=quantum-microphone-
puts-visible-object
And...
Kal Korff:
Hi, even if you do NOT like science, you'll LOVE this stuff. Way cool and true of course.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/a
rticle.cfm?id=interactive-your-
inner-healers
Ha, ha, ha. What a huge liar.
FN
Face Book:
Kal Korff:
Hey everyone! Michael Horn of the Billy Meier UFO Cult is trying to get my web site BANNED again! Not sure he'll succeed. Horn also FALSELY claimed I am with the Mossad. Guess he's desperate to avoid having this new Xpose material come out. Oh well, what does one "expect" from the spokesman for a UFO CULT? :-)
If Korff ever uses quotation marks in a correct manner I'll kiss my own ass in Macy's front window at high noon.
How in the F did he ever get published by anyone? Prometheus must have a self publishing arm??
Brad Hudson
Dallas, Texas
does anyone know what happened to his Miss Right??? Haven't heard anything lately.
Anonymous said... (and he asked)
does anyone know what happened to his Miss Right??? Haven't heard anything lately.
June 09, 2010
Uh, maybe she sprung a leak? Perhaps he misplaced his duct tape ....
Don Ecker
Anonymous said... (and he asked)
does anyone know what happened to his Miss Right??? Haven't heard anything lately.
June 09, 2010
Uh, maybe she sprung a leak? Perhaps he misplaced his duct tape ....
Don Ecker
Face Book:
Kal Korff:
Hey everyone! Michael Horn of the Billy Meier UFO Cult is trying to get my web site BANNED again! Not sure he'll succeed. Horn also FALSELY claimed I am with the Mossad.
Facebook profile of Kal Korff:
ColoneI: Kidon Unit Commander Counterterrorism, YS3. Researcher, Sayanim.
..............................................
Sayanim:
A front for Mossad operations.
Kidon:
An Israeli assassination organization.
So which lie is the truth Kal?
RE: Miss Right - She used to be on facebook, does anyone know what happened to her?
Still on Korff's PAINFULLY slow template site, days later:
>>> Please pardon us while we upload the NEW Billy Meier Xpose book series and a few other "surprises." Once they are uploaded, you can start DOWNLOADING them immediately! <<<
And, he posted a very badly written "article" on Horn as Horn tries to get Korff's site pulled off this new hoster’s server.
Hey Korff:
Sayanim:
A front for Mossad operations.
Kidon:
An Israeli assassination organization.
Of course, "we" don't understand what this "means". Do we, oh fluctuant one?
I was thinking about our favorite waste of space while producing things of worth today. Korff posted a “song” a few years ago, a midi, keyboard abortion with the promise for a full CD to come... Like cum in your mouth lozer?
Never happened, along with the arrest of F-1 Racer, the FBI even contacting Horn, anything at all done to RMIII...
I’m so happy that I have a life which Korffing just adds a bit more entertainment to, while I live a life full of love, family and the enrichments of music, food, sex, humor... life, so sweet.
Korff rides the subway, drinking flat Coke, peering at unsuspecting people from under his dirty hoodie, wondering when it’ll all come crashing down and his misery will finally be over...?
FN
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi
ne.php?term=Korff
Korff will know why I posted this....
FN
I haven't posted here for a few months, but I was the guy here in Prague who, on the way home, had the unexpected misfortune to see that pasty, slimy-looking prick with his can of coke at Andel tram stop waiting for his next ride that night.
As I remember, it was the time of night when regular people - single or otherwise - are typically either in a pub or bar or restaurant with friends, or are at home digesting a lateish dinner watching a movie, talking, getting things ready for work, etc. This poor man-boy looked as lost and alone as you could imagine - a poor freakazoid with a real look of a homeless person about him (y'know - that lonely, harried, hunted look..)That's when I remember feeling a bit sorry for him at the time (damn you human empathy!) I realised that he probably has never had a normal, unequivocally close relationship in his sad little life.
Christ allfriggingmighty. If I were him I'd swallow the ego-load, go home to the US, get a job in a factory in Alaska gutting salmon and maybe use that money to enroll myself in a community college or something..
Anyways, I haven't had another 'CLOSE ENCOUNTER' up till now (please note inverted commas & capitals for no apparent reason) and I hope it may long continue.
k0rf needs to be institutionalized in my opinion.
At least day-care.
If my path is crossed again by that malodorous little cowboy-hatted 'tard, y'all shall be the first to know! H.
Wow! Thx for the visit and the update H.
FN
Yeah, right....
Kal Korff:
HI everyone, this is the BEST NEWS I'VE HAD TO START OFF THE MORNING. Now on my way to a briefing about "scenarios" and I hope the actions starts against the rogue regime in Iran soon, because the sooner this nightmare is over, the MORE lives, resources and money we will save. I believe in "cutting to the chase" and it is a BLACK EYE on the west that we even gave them the means to build nukes.
Link:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/ne
ws/world/middle_east/article7148555
.ece
The only "briefing" youre off to is stained and you're wearing them... maybe.
And the only "scenario"... fuck it...
FN
Kal Korff:
I do NOT "understand" WHY people are "upset" that the chief weapons architect and strategist behind the rocket attacks against Israel from the Islamofascist, terrorist group HAMAS was lawfully killed in a targeted killing.
HAMAS is on the official list of terrorist groups long recognized by the USA and everyone else, even the EU now. T...argeted killings are LEGAL, and it is NOT possible to bring such genocidal killers to normal trial. The same is true for Osama bin Laden. If there's a chance to strike, you do. The KEY DIFFERENCE IS THAT WHAT ISRAEL AND OTHERS DO IS LEGAL, LIKE THE PREDATOR STRIKES AGAINST THE TALIBAN. WHEREAS TERRORIST ATTACKS TARGET ONLY INNOCENT CIVILIANS. THAT IS THEIR POLICY AND THE KEY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT "TERRORISM" IS VERSUS "FREEDOM FIGHTERS."
udderly
I wonder if Kal realizes that the above post makes him look like everything his critics charge. That he is a delusional obsessive compulsive crackpot off his medication, seriously in need of psychiatric help, and conveniently hiding in a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the United States.
Ooooooo wow, a BRIEFING! I guess the rest of us are all insignificant losers by having JOBS to go to and FAMILIES or FRIENDS to interact with. But Kalvin K. Korff goes to BRIEFINGS on Iran and posts UPDATES FOR THE WHOLE WORLD outlining his super duper, super secret, super important exciting cutting-edge lifestyle, where he gets all obsessive with an all-caps hysteria that is all the more convincing due to the super duper serious nature of the subject.
SAPSTOE: An unemployed loser living off his mom's handouts in some foreign country that can't get rid of him. Spend the majority of your day bumming around other people's homes since you don't have your own, and obsessively post things on the internet that you think are clever enough to convince people you are something more than an unemployed idiot with a high school education with psychiatric problems.
Kal, everybody on Face Book or whereve knows you are a deluded schizophrenic loser who has fled psychiatric interventions. Nobody thinks you have anything to do with anything except leeching off your mom and coming up with excuses for never finding a job. You are pathetic and yet beyond sympathy.
>>> where he gets all obsessive with an all-caps hysteria <<<<
Ha!
...My NEW TALKSHOW will MAKE ITS DEBUT THIS MONDAY JUNE 7th at 8PM UK Time, 9PM Prague Time...
Did this actually happen, does anyone know?
As always nothing that Korff says ever happens, including his TV series, his crimninal charges against people as well as his so called Skype Show. Korff is full of himself.
Korff's Skype Show hasn't happened. He's calling Horn out as a "follower" because Horn now has the Mike Horn (Radio) Show.
Right.... I thought Radio and Skype were... different?
FN
...I know that Kal reads this blog, so I guess this is the best way to get this important info to him now that his internet access has been restored:
Lazy Perverts’ Dream Come True
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggutfeld/2010/06/15/daily-gut-website-devolves-into-lazy-perverts-dream-come-true/
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