Friday, November 19, 2010

KIAI Announces NEW REALITY SHOW!!!

Welcome lads welcome! Yes it is true that I am launching a new reality show and it is called Is It Really True Or Just More Bullshit?  I am now frantically and furiously filming away for the launch of the first episode where we find out if Kernal Kockroach's claims are true or just bullshit. Gads! I should just save time by calling the show Utter Bullshit.  ahahahhhaaahahha

Poor, dumb and desperate Kal must be quite eager for some attention these days since no one will ever take him seriously. A whole 176 views for a video Kal has on You Tube? ahahahahhhhhaaaa  And that bloated sack of nuts Kal actually thinks anyone will believe that he is filming a show? ahahahahahahaha

No one is laughing with you Kal. Get a clue. And we are not your 'kritics' but we are agents of reality you nutty little tool.

75 comments:

Brit_in_Prague said...

Following your "stoner on the mount" video from (ahem) Jerusalem, may we look forward to a "live from the Taj Mahal" follow-up, "Colonel"?

You madman.

Anonymous said...

And away we go!

FN

Anonymous said...

Tell the truth Kalvin, please... for once in your miserable life.....

Jesus! Look at Korff's mastery of the language below!?! More proof that Kalvin never paid attention in High School....

Kal Korff:

I am now close to the Pakistani border, and I'll be moving around a lot the next few days. I hope to post the first video imagery sometime next week. I continue to be amazed, humbled, and overwhelmed at how things are over here. I have found them to be incredible, refreshing, wonderful, and there is ONLY opportunity here. Clearly, India and this are are THE area where some very exciting things are taking place.

schigonklolmatchstick said...

Pix or you're making it up. Also what is "video imagery", other than being redundant? Perhaps a slip-up with his subconscious referring to a video that is imaginary. Liars usually let little bits of the truth slip out when in the heat of shining somebody on.

Anonymous said...

So Coloenl Con-man has found a new country with some new targets in it. Big deal. Since Kal burned all his bridges in Prague I do not think anyone finds it surprising he has been on the hunt for new victims.

The Unknown Korffer said...

FURTHER compelling evidence that Kalvin K. Korff's claims of being in any way related to Israeli "founded or funded" counter terrorism agencies, civilian or otherwise: A link obtained from the person he usually steals ideas from, Drudge Report, on how the Israelis are incensed at having the names, pictures and home addresses of some 200 of its soldiers posted on some website.


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20101119/D9JJ5NP00.html


Nobody in their right mind would ever go on the internet and crow on a public platform (YouTube, Face Book) about being attached to any kind of military, defense, or security agency lest their ability to perform their function be totally compromised, as is the case with these soldiers. You cannot be a public figure and a super secret security analyst at the same time, Little Kalvin. And your lies of having been a counter terrorism SAPSTOE will not go away even if you do flee to India or Timbuktu.

For that matter, someone had posted previously that they knew for sure that Kalvin was still hiding in Prague, and they had IP information to prove it. Someone also stated that there had been a Kalvin sighting after he had announced this excursion to the Pakistani border -- Can we please have some info on exactly where he claims to be? The wording of his post regarding his travels is so fucking vague that I don't believe he has even left the room. Usually when people travel & have Face Book "friends" to share their exploits with they are very specific about things like

1) What hotel or other accommodations they are staying at.

2) What delightful exotic meals they have been enjoying.

3) What kind of transportation they utilized.

Usually these details are specific and by most people with adequate means are usually accompanied by pictures, and usually featuring the traveler in these exotic circumstances. So far it sounds like he's making this up and would like to know what anybody else knows about his actual location.

Anonymous said...

Pure speculation, but I think little Kal is still holed up in Prague at his 2-bit flat or some other 'facility', living off the welfare of others, and is locked into his world of fantasy.
A trip to India? So OK, a valid Passport, Visa?,Securiy/background check?
And of course lots of money for expenses. From where? Unemployed people don't have a whole lot to spend do they?
Keep trying Kal, but you don't convince anyone any more.
But keep trying - good for a laugh once in a while.

Digger

The Unknown Korffer said...

Oh I agree, I think Kalvin is lying about being on a trip, maybe after fleecing someone who might be observing his activities on Face Book out of some money. He takes it to pay off pressing debts and then fakes a vacation as a way to account for the money. Right now he could be surfing for tourist made videos of India that he can hijack and claim to be his. If he was there he would have flooded Face Book with pictures of his fat pug like face gloating with pride. That there are none and yet he continues logging in claiming to be there is first indication that it's a lie. The vagueness of his breathlessly excited and "humbled" comments is the second.

That there is no boastful story about his interactions with airport security is the third. The story has been saturated by his hero Matt Drudge and Kalvin would not be able to resist the temptation to show how much more sophisticated Europe/Asia is compared to America via its airport security procedures. Unless of course he took the Oriental Express, and if so we should be hearing all sorts of marvelous train stories.

Without any and with the suggestion of a Kalvin sighting in Prague the logical conclusion is that he is lying about being on a trip to make him look more sophisticated and worldly to his Face Book friends. But if he is maintaining the premise that he is on this trip at Face Book there's a good reason for it, which is why I suspect he scammed someone who is observing him via there -- i.e. some family member Kalvin regards as a complete idiot.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Korff.

Kal Korff:

The clothing over here in India and Pakistan is REALLY neat. There's all kinds of styles. The people are incredibly friendly, very graceful, very smart. The food is wonderful, weather is nice. It was 21 C when I arrived, much warmer than Prague! :-) The women are VERY beautiful, friendly, and exotic, but women are the top life form on this planet, so I'm not "surprised."

The Unknown Korffer said...

Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Update to a Face Book thread. This person, Michele Risso, is from Korff's High School....


Kal Korff:

Hi everyone, THANKS for all of your guesses where I am at the present, but just so you know I am in INDIA now, I will be traveling to many different countries. As my "kritics" will find out over the next six months especially, the FACT I'm here and HAVE BEEN now for a bit, is "bad news" for them, great news for those who care about truth. I expect BIG THINGS to happen from here, life changing details coming soon...
November 16 at 9:35am


Mark Center:

Hey Kal, why is this bad news for your kritics? I don't understand what you're getting at? Why would "they" care that you're in India?

November 16 at 9:28pm


Michele Risso:

Maybe because he's a narcissist?
2 minutes ago


Mark Center:

Ouch...

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Michele Risso:

Or a faggy replica of Carmen San Diego?

Anonymous said...

Geez Mark your the quick one! Posting some of the only truths on the whole web site of his! I realized that he has no intention of having a normal facebook relationship since he's so busy fabricating lies and trying to get attention all the time. With a child like that a teacher may be forced to ask,"Did little Kalvin not get enough attention as a child?"

Anonymous said...

Anon:
Good question. Evidence indicates that Kal got very little attention as a child. Perhaps from his mother, but certainly not from his father. Reason? He was an 'unwanted' child. He was born less than 8 months after Kalvin Kern Korff and Dorothy Juanita Joss were married. No need to explain that situation. A matter of public record. Two kids later, Kurtis Kern Korff the criminal, and daughter Kyra K. Korff, daddy Korff decided to dump them all after 14 years, and marry someone else. So at age 14, Kal's world took a big tumble, so he had to prove to his daddy that he was worthy, so he began his career, first by 'inventing' an atomic bomb, then lecturing to his clssmates about UFOs. From there, he faked his way in to whatever he thought would make his daddy proud of him. TV, radio, books, etc. But all to no avail. Sad but true.

DG

sfgvhca;sjkghgtipmotchic said...

Let's translate MR. Korff's recent FB post bragging about being in India ...

The clothing over here in India and Pakistan is REALLY neat. There's all kinds of styles.

TRANSLATION: I am not really in India and am just looking at pictures I found when searching the word INDIA on Google. I don't even know the names of the traditional garments and am too lazy to look it up on Wikipedia.

The people are incredibly friendly, very graceful, very smart.

TRANSLATION: I am not really in India and the only thing I know about the people of India are a few YouTube videos I watched.

The food is wonderful, weather is nice.

TRANSLATION: I am not really in India.

It was 21 C when I arrived, much warmer than Prague! :-)

TRANSLATION: Accuweather.com is a useful website, and I am not really in India.

The women are VERY beautiful, friendly, and exotic, but women are the top life form on this planet, so I'm not "surprised."

TRANSLATION: I want everyone to know that I am a clueless botard who has been effectively ostracized from the company of women the world over, and if you need an example of why, here you go. And I am not really in India.


And one from the recycled post, courtesy of Ms. Risso ...

THANKS for all of your guesses where I am at the present, but just so you know I am in INDIA now, I will be traveling to many different countries.

TRANSLATION: I am an obnoxious attention hound who has alienated everyone in my life to such a degree that nobody invited me home for Thanksgiving dinner and I have nowhere to go for the holidays. Boo hoo, pay attention to me.

sfgvhca;sjkghgtipmotchic said...

LOL just realized I missed something!

The clothing over here in India and Pakistan is REALLY neat. There's all kinds of styles.

ADDITIONAL TRANSLATION: I cannot keep track of where my imaginary travel story has me located at present time so take your pick.

Anonymous said...

Just for clarification, I'm not, Mark Center. These are Face Book posts, paoched from Face Book.

FN

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Hi Mark, thanks for the question. It's "bad news" per se, because my "kritics" were claiming I wasn't really going to go to Asia because of course they always "know" what I do and of course are ALWAYS "thinking" for me.

I am over here to do what I said, and of course the FACT I am over here "doing it" PROVES they're liars and haters and of course extremists.

Regarding Michele's comments, I never respond to ad hominems. If I ever DO become a "narcissist," maybe I'll have something to reply with, or maybe just part with my mirror. :-)

Bottom Line: I am over here for AT LEAST SIX MONTHS to do what I have long promised. My "kritics" can read the published results later, and look up their sorry claims in the index which Xposes them.

There is NO "difference" between someone who wants to harm you just because you do not believe that Uncle Sam has Little Grey Men stuffed away in pickle jars somewhere, vs. a Islamofascist who also wants to harm you just because you refuse to believe in their hate-filled doctrine.

The issue is extremism, hatred, intolerance, demeaning and "labeling" others — especially when you KNOW such claims are NOT true. Such hatred and extremism, left UNchecked, eventually GUARANTEES violence and terrorism.

I'm over here to FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT and do what is RIGHT, according to universal morals and principles. If others choose to "attack" me for trying to make a difference while they never bother, so be it.

Anonymous said...

On the X-Zone tonight;

The JFK Assassination

And no Korff! Hours of talk about the case, Kalvin Korff SOLVED. Just ask him.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

I continue to be amazed at the clothing, food, traditions, friendliness, openness, and just warm love being exhibited here in India, I am BACK in India and will continue to move around and now head SOUTH towards Mumbai and meet with fellow Jews there. As usual, my "kritics" remain clueless and in denial, it couldn't ha...ppen to a nicer group of haters and bozos.


Kal Korff:

Here are some of the incredible clothing styles and dresses I am seeing on my travels here in India, the saris, the scarves, the dresses, — they're VERY beautiful. When you take an already beautiful entity, (woman) and they wear things like this, no sane "man" can resist! A woman's beauty is universal, YHWH is the ultimate designer.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Pathetic. That trip is so exciting that he's taking a couple hours every day to update his Face Book page and research the correct terms to use to further shine on his good buddies & whoever is funding this latest chapter.

It's funny how Little Kalvin always manages to come across as an infantile braggart with little to show as far as adult attributes. He has to whine and boast and throw temper tantrums much like a maladjusted child who was allowed to develop into a behavior problem by parents who did not care.

Now he's middle aged and has no idea how to conduct himself in the adult world. The one detail I got out of this latest "update" by him is that he has found himself able to masturbate to the women of India as easily as he can jerk off to westernized women, and is surprised. Definitely detecting a hint of superiority and racism in his comments about the people of India being "smart" and "clever" too, as if he hadn't expected it.

And of course equating an Islamic terrorist with a paranormal studies enthusiast is exactly the kind of rationalization which would recommend confinement to a mental institution. One almost can't believe he actually feels that way, but then again this is a fucking loser poser who has worn US Military rank insignia to impersonate an officer. Kalvin K. Korff is a worthless, ignorant, uneducated, psychologically unstable loser & pathological liar. What else is new?

Oh yeah -- Nobody invited him to be their JFK expert on the anniversary of the assassination. HURTS DOESN'T IT, KALVIN?

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Hi everyone: I will know by the end of this week if Czech Executive Producer and one of my best friends, Miss Martina Tycova, will be able to join me here in India. Had another great day today, rode motorcycles, (it's been years since I did this), horses; shot lots of video and I went to a Sikh temple and a mosque. :-)

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Anonymous said...

Hi Heather,

If this really is a "real" person, "really" hoping to help her friend out...

Send your friend to this blog and have her read it. While there maybe some bad words and some childish mish mash here and there, the majority of the information here is true and factual.

We Korffers want nothing more than for the cyber Korff to go away and stop making promises and threats and to stop with the fantasy life.

At this point, we Korffers are all he has. This is why he continues to respond to the blog on his Face Book page and why his personal template web site has gone dead.

He has nothing more than we Korffers and an "in jeopardy" Face Book friendship list.

Your friend, again, if this is even true, is playing with fire and she will get burned we she finally scorns and turns away Korff.

I know from personal experience that Korff will promise the world, while stroking his ego, and he will follow through with nothing but lies and broken promises.

Good luck.

FN

Anonymous said...

I think she has turned away already, but I can tell she still loves him. She said she had known him for a very long time.

Heather F.

Anonymous said...

Hello Heather F.,

I would have to ask, how could anyone love or even like someone with the public behavior that Kalvin K. Korff exhibits?

He’s a proven liar, a cheat, a fraud, he’s a thief a valor, he’s a bully, and a proven cyber stalker.

I won’t cast any dispersion upon your friend, I don’t know her.

If this is true, then her involvement, of any kind, with Korff casts her in a dubious light.

FN

Anonymous said...

She knew the other side of him.

Anonymous said...

His lying side.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

I am EXPECTING a LIFE CHANGING event to take place in my humble existence in the next day or two. I can "feel" it, and unless my faith is either somehow misguided or just plain wrong, I'll be "set for life" per se, blessed by YHWH. I'll let everyone know, one way or another. I hope I am right on this, — NOT for the sake of ego, but for true understanding. Praise God.


Kal Korff:

Yes, I agree. As a VERY wise Jew said thousands of years ago, "Ask and ye shall receive!"

Anonymous said...

yes our wonderful Kalvin has devastated a child to make him feel important.

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Anonymous said...

So Kal is big into porn and moved to Prague? Not a coincidence and Kal knows enough to go where your prey is weak and desperate.

Anonymous said...

that man kal is slowly falling into insanity.. Its sad that he was doing that to you and your daughter. I fell sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

Korff is posting like a mad man on face Book today. Apple this and that and much more about the lady's of India.... Must be a boring vacation?

Kal Korff:

Hi Dawnellen, I certainly understand what you are saying. However, I have met many Indian women and families here so far, I have been treated like "royalty" per se, nothing but love and genuine acceptance, and they knew I was coming over as a Colonel with an Israeli private entity, etc. I have seen many Indian couples and NONE of them get treated like this.

Of course there are still issues of Caste and all that in PARTS of this country, but that is only because India is NOT just "one country" but many, all united as a republic called India, thanks to the incredibly "deep" British occupiers who are so "clever" and "understanding" they'll take three "countries" and call it one such as Iraq and then wonder WHY there are ethnic problems.

What I have seen here so far is certainly life changing for me, I certainly could be happy living here, the people are great, the food is incredible, the fashions and culture is so rich and diverse and I've seen more variety and diversity here than in many parts of the world. India is rising, this IS the century of Asia.

If we do NOT embrace India, the "alternative" is COMMUNIST China.

And UNLIKE China, India IS OUR FRIEND, not foe.

I have always admired the Pakistani women as well, despite the behavior of some of their men. But then again every Pakistani male I am friends with, NEVER misbehaves, and they do NOT like the crimes some in their government commit and they do NOT support al-Qaeda nor the Taliban.

One of my best friends in high school was from India, I THANK YHWH for giving me the "heads up" in my youth, it is paying off today as I type this.

Kal Korff:

‎@Kevin: And YHWH's grace! :-) She reminds me a bit of Czech supermodel and my Executive Producer, Martina Tycova. I hope Martina will join me in India soon, spoke to her last night and we will know by the end of this week.

Brit_in_Prague said...

This blog is getting really, REALLY creepy.

ssdfjshgfsdgjkmototic said...

So this India trip thing is just a way to blow off a woman MR. Korff was making a play at? Makes sense. Single women with young children are a preferred target of cyberpaths. He works her for the compassion, attention and maybe some revealing pictures to enjoy. Makes promises, tells of sweeping plans, then starts in with the delaying tactics, evasions and denial of intimacy. The one things these losers cannot stand is intimacy, hence the love of porn, which rejects intimacy for fantasy.

The number one method seemingly used by these monsters to break it off once they have what they want from it seems to be suddenly planned extended foreign travel or official assignment that will take them far away from where their target is located. Six months sounds about right and the more exotic or seemingly inhospitable the location the better -- who can beat Pakistan as an exotic, out of the way location nobody in their right mind would propose traveling to?

Poor Tina, Heather and Michelle. This from an asshole who's all I'm so humble this and women are superior that. He treats everybody like trash and women worse than usual. Tina shouldn't feel bad about being taken advantage of by MR. Korff. His condescending bigotry and racist attitude towards the people of India & Pakistan is revolting. I doubt he's actually there, but who fucking cares.

Anonymous said...

The closest to India Kal is at the moment is the Indian resteraunt in Prague.

F1 Racer
still not in jail

Anonymous said...

I seriously don't think he knows what REALITY is. if he did he would not be lashing out at ANYONE who tries to challenge him...Instead he morphs words into what his distorted mind thinks it sees. He thinks that EVERYONE is against him. poor sorry ass soul

Anonymous said...

You keep getting e-mails.... while on the road, enjoying the lady's of India.... And then taking the time to comment on this "long dead case".... Right..... More like you read your blog and you just HAD to respond to your non invitation to ANYTHING JFK.


Kal Korff:

I keep getting emails about JFK's assassination, because it is an anniversary of course. For the LAST TIME, PLEASE, the murder HAS LONG BEEN SOLVED. Please see CNN's Larry King Live, specifically an episode dated November 22, 1993. Yes, it was that LOOOONG ago, and since FACTS can be verified by anyone wishing to do so, there is NO "question" as to WHO killed Kennedy. I am mentioning this because people keep recycling the same false claims, repeating the same tired and true MYTHS, it is disgusting and embarrassing when the media dumbs down the public and we resort to being only an anniversary society. This same sickness happens in July re Roswell, ad nauseum. Here is a still photo from this JFK Xpose show on CNN's Larry King Live. If you watch the tape, you will KNOW that people like Oliver Stone and others have outright LIED to you, for reasons they can only "explain."

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Going to go do some more filming here in India, then leave this town in a few hours and head down south to visit fellow Jews in Mumbai and pay my respects to the victims of Isamofascism, hatred and intolerance.

sfgsakjghsgtrototopic said...

Well ... as I learned from The Simpson's episode with the Carnie Code there's no shame in being had by a pro. If MR. Korff is taking time away from this life changing adventure of wonder to come on here and create dis-information about himself its just further indication that he is a loser of the first order.

Anonymous said...

Ah yes. One of Kal's old tricks is to steal another person's identity and pretend he is that person.
Does the name Martina Tycova sound familiar? Or Avim Abernazi, or Michaela Kocis, or a Pamela from California, or how about a Steve Thomas (?) that went 'undercover' to the Billy Meier cult camp in Switzerland (according to Kal), or even phone listings back in California under the name of Cal Korff, K.Korff, and who knows what else.
All the above a matter of record from various sources.

Digger

Anonymous said...

With Paul Kimball's kind permission, I refer you to his Facebook page where a certain Kal Korff is one of today's subjects.

www.facebook.com/pkimball?ref=nf

DG

Anonymous said...

you have too see Tinas facebook page

Ryan

Anonymous said...

it would seem that KKK gets owned by teen

Anonymous said...

Tina has been contacted. At some point she will share more factual information about this situation, and about Korff and his lies.

Developing....

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Heading back to Pakistan, towards the Afghan border. I will be out doing drills all day and a fast war exercise before taking off. I will be online later, as I can....I'll try to get video but safety is first. Looking forward to this, I'll be the commander of a small op for our training.


Francine Lozoya:
Have a safe journey Kal.


Kal Korff:

Thanks everyone, gotta go, we're shipping out. I'll try to check back in late tonight after the exercises, or sometime tomorrow.

sghsgdsdfhautic said...

American soldiers spending their Thanksgiving in harm's way while deployed to Afghanistan have their valor stolen by Kal K. Korff once again.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Was successful in shooting and "war" games today, surprisingly so. Long story, but got some video will post later. Gonna be a busy day tomorrow, action especially in the 1-2 days with likely "news headlines" to start appearing next week. Oi vey. Now down to rest and head out past the border in a few hours. I was just informed that Russia and China have now QUIT the U.S. Dollar, here's the link. THANKS OBAMA!

Anonymous said...

Picking up an old thread....

Remember "Padnet"? Do a search on padnet in regards to iPad type tablets, etc. Still doesn't exist, Kalvin.

and, remember this?


Thursday, 03 June 2010

NEW Kal Korff Show to Cover Everything from "Politics to the Paranormal"

News - Latest
Written by Kal Korff - op. ed. on the road

Dear World,

As we prepare for our first broadcast next week, I am honored and humbled to have Mr. Philip Mantle on my show as our first esteemed guest.

This debut episode will take place this coming Monday, June 7th, at 8PM UK time, 9PM Prague Time, 3PM US East Coast Time, 1PM US Pacific Standard Time.

Each episode will also be featured on Facebook, YouTube, Scribd, many Web sites — we will try to make them as ubiquitous as possible.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

This "show" never happened.

Just like Michael Horn NEVER getting served with ANYTHING.

Anonymous said...

And this....

Wednesday, 09 June 2010

Dear World,

Billy Meier UFO Cult spokesman, Michael Horn, who has been officially reported as an anti-Semite with several Jewish organizations as proven months ago in previous Web postings where one of these official complaints was reproduced, has contacted the host of this web site and has AGAIN made false and defamatory claims about Kal Korff.

Horn, as usual, is trying to get the content of this Web site SHUT DOWN, using his usual bag of tricks.


Mikey Blows His Horn — Again

Horn has REPEATED his LIE that Kal Korff is with the Mossad or "impersonates" a "military officer" when Kal Korff is NOT even in the military, but is in private service.

Horn also DENIES that he is being investigated, which is another LIE.

In the interests of keeping consumers aware of the false claims of Michael Horn, Kal Korff has CONTACTED the FBI AGAIN, and will NOW ADD THIS LATEST SERIES OF COMPLAINTS TO MICHAEL'S HORN'S ALREADY EXISTING PILES of previous actions reported against him.

When the agencies and officials investigating Michael Horn give their permission to publish materials to the public, this Web site will do exactly this.

In the meantime, STARTING TOMORROW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD FOR FREE MORE XPOSES OF THE BILLY MEIER UFO CULT THAT MICHAEL HORN DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE AND IS TRYING TO STOP FROM BECOMING PUBLIC!

Developing...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Oh, it developed alright. Into never happening.

Liar.

And, Horn DID have your site pulled down until you found another hoster. A hoster who's trying to make a name for themselves, all based on free speech, by hosting fucktards like Korff.

Anonymous said...

About Korff's template web site hoster....

http://1st-amendment.net/aup.php

"We will not host web sites that support terrorist groups that support violence or illegal activity against the United States, or those on the U.S. Terrorist Watch list."

Korff claims to be a Colonel: Kidon Unit Commander

http://ncis.wikia.com/wiki/Kidon_Un
it

The Kidon Unit is a top secret intelligence unit within Mossad.


The Kidon Unit is part a Mossad:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mossad

You can turn Korff into Mossad here:

http://www.mossad.gov.il/Eng/AboutU
s.aspx

Remember, Korff has always stated that he is not part of Mossad, has never been part of Mussad and he never said he was part of Mossad.

Korff claims to be a Colonel: Kidon Unit Commander

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING — Going to eat with some of our brave men and women in the Armed Forces. Wish my cousin were with me who is also here in Afghanistan, I hope to hear from him soon. Praise YHWH.

Anonymous said...

Hmm Kalvin, I just finished a wonderful turkey dinner in the bosom of my family and watched football today. What did you do today loser?

sadfjhqgdfjlqgssdg said...

1) Kal K. Korff is NOT in Afghanistan, India, Pakistan, or anywhere else he would have needed a valid US passport to travel to.

2) Kal K. Korff is NOT eating with our or anyone else's troops.

3) Kal K. Korff is NOT commanding a training "op" anywhere.

4) Kal K. Korff does not hold any kind of rank, and made all that Super Duper Services shit up to try and compete with Kevin Randle.

5) Kal K. Korff is NOT a volunteer, civilian or otherwise, fighting "the good fight" in the war on terror.

6) Kal K. Korff is not filming a TV series or anything else.

7) Kal K. Korff is not worthy of the attention he tricks people into paying him.

On the other hand,

1) Kal K. Korff IS a well documented liar.

2) Kal K. Korff IS surely suffering from a psychological affliction that compels him to lie, even though he himself seems aware that the lies he proposes cannot possibly be true.

3) Kal K. Korff HAS stolen valor from the men & women of all nations serving in the global war on terror.

4) Kal K. Korff IS a disgusting dirtbag and a loser who will be burning in a special place in hell for this particular lie on this particular day.

5) Kal K. Korff is wholly EVIL, with no redeeming qualities, talents, attributes, or usefulness.


That's about all there is to say. As the proud son of a veteran of our armed forces I am offended that he would dare use our or anybody else's soldiers to perpetuate his lies to the Flakebook crowd he has suckered into following him.

They are all being used -- the soldiers, the Flakebookers, even us here. One request henceforth is PLEASE do not copy/paste updates from MR. Korff's ill gotten Flakebook page without identifying yourself henceforth with at least some sort of nickname. For all we know, that's the lunatic himself seeding reactions.

Don't Feed The Beast.

Anonymous said...

So Kal got to eat dinner with the Armed Forces in Afghanistan. Bravo!
Now if he would just enlighten us as to WHO's Armed Forces - NATO, US (Marines, Army, National Guard) or Taliban.
If you actually did, Kal, how did you clear security to get on base?
If your comment is not the absolute truth, then that is the
worst possible insult to this or any other country that have young men and women in harm's way doing their duty to protect nuts like you.
Go back to your video game.

The Unknown Korffer said...

I like how someone had to "inform" Little Kalvin about the China/Russia dollar thing after it's been a headline on Drudge Report now for two days. See, he's so busy out there in Afghanistan conducting these training ops and war games that he hasn't had time to check Drudge for news, even though he had the link handy for his numerous Face Book updates.

Huge Stolen Valor day for the SAPSTOE! Or rather if he hasn't stolen valor before he sure pulled out all the stops today -- Dinner with the troops no less! Likely followed by a lecture where Kalvin explains to these fighting men & women that the bastards shooting at them with machine guns or blowing up their convoys are actually no worse than your typical Roswell event enthusiast.

So yeah, a stamped passport, specific identification of which "unit" he shared his supper with and actual images of Little Kalvin might help to counter the impression that he is a bloodsucking human leech who has now firmly glommed on to the soldiers stationed in Afghanistan. Sucking their honor and sacrifice dry so he can lie to his Face Book friends to get little messages wishing him well, preferably from women.

What a lying sack of shit.

Anonymous said...

Part 1:

Kal Korff:

Our war game exercises included a FEMALE Indian sharpshooter who is a gold medalist in their country, she's a VERY nice lade. Another marksman who was a bronze medalist. It was interesting to see the different tactics Israel uses compared to India. In India and Pakistan they count their ammo, and measure each shot, as in shoot sparingly and try to get their targets with one shot. Since I am trained the Israeli way, this means to just open fire and advance while firing, so that the target is pinned down and cannot move nor dare show itself. As you advance you keep firing until you are on top of the target and it is then destroyed. The result was interesting...NO "casualties" on the Israeli side of things, the other side suffered mega hits. It was fun and educational. Often other personnel were taken out, leaving sharpshooters exposed and not exactly in the best position for them. It was quite a contrast.


Kal Korff:

It is not practical, at least in my opinion, to do one shot, one kill in this situation. I prefer steady firepower, because it paralyzes the potential enemy. Then you advance while the target is trapped and trying to survive. By the time you are within point blank range it is too late for said target. I have seen many such engagements, especially with tracers used on the mix, the poor person on the other end does not stand a chance. It is always easy to revert to one shot, one hit, but it is more risky, since one is more exposed and it is hard to cover 180 degrees in front of you at times.

In my exercise, I was pinned down by three very different types of soldiers, so I had to take out all three. I went after the two and SAVED the sharp shooter for last. The sharpshooter should have been peppering me while I was laying mega rounds on them, but I kept suppressive firepower going across the 180 sweeping back and forth and just advanced like there was no tomorrow, using combination os Israeli tactics mixed in with some good ol American improvisation. :-)

Anonymous said...

Part 2:

Kal Korff:

Hi everyone, here's an image from the war games exercise we did, re the Indian/Pakistani border and trying to protect it from Talibani. I'll try to post some video tomorrow or the next day after we return from our assignment, we are leaving shortly.

J.p. Lester:
your in the armed forces?

Kal Korff:

No I am not. I am with a private Israeli-founded group.

J.p. Lester:

as part of security? and i have a personal question. I've been poking around at Mike Horns site.I know you two have had it out in the past and that there was a deal to strike a project on the meier case is this still going to happen without him? I want the case debunked more than anyone the statement Billy makes that he is the "ONLY" contact is what ruins it for me. After that i can no longer go forward as I am an avid student of John Mack's work. so thats just not plausible for me if that was the first thing out his mouth i'd tune him out. however the video evidence is what interests me. how he did it,and why it hasnt been debunked. thanks.

Anonymous said...

Part 3:

Kal Korff:

Mikey chickened out, for reasons which no one over here agrees with. The Xposes WILL proceed, but since I am into some very diverse things, imaginary "Pleiadians" are not Job One for me. Mikey is also being investigated by law enforcement and we are cooperating, so it is on the slow track because they're busy with more serious, violent crimes.

No, no security, although security is part of this dynamic as a in the nature of the work, it is counterterrorism.

ALL of Meier's videos and photos HAVE been duplicated by Phil Langdon, and myself. Phil has done the best work to date, he's a friend and partner in the exposes. We WILL be releasing this later, too many irons in the fire right now and I did not come to Asia for many months to focus on Meier, although I DID go to the Ashram Meier CLAIMS he first contacted "aliens" at and they say Meier IS A FRAUD. More on that later.

The Unknown Korffer said...

LOL it does sound like he got himself a copy of Black Ops & is letting himself run with the fantasy -- sexy international female snipers? Haven't heard of that since Half Life 2. Let us know when he finds the red key in the sewer level.

Anonymous said...

SO what does this war game image look like? I bet its a screen shot from COD Black Ops LOL

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

F1, all 44 photos have been sent to the admin. If you want, shot me a safe e-address to use and I can send to you....

Anonymous said...

Korff talked about his "Padnet"... application, or reader, or whatever?

A quick search on the web produces one link which references Padnet:

https://www.padnet.us/desktopdefaul
t.aspx

Kalvin K. Korff is a lair.

Fantasy paintball player.

How'd that Thanksgiving with the troops go for you Kalvin?

Please, post some video frame brags of that event as well.

Did the KKK family have a nice Thanksgiving with you out of the country?

I'm sure they did.

How'd your convict brother like his turkey roll sandwich?

You vile fuck.

Anonymous said...

send pics to kalisafraud@gmail.com

F1Racer

still stuffed with turkey

Anonymous said...

Padnet = Disease management systems. Kal has a disease?

Anonymous said...

F1, done and on the way.... Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Why is Kal trying to pass off a paintball warfare outing as some sort of war exercise in India?

is he THAT stupid?

Im looking at these photos and laughing, those are goddamn PAINTBALL guns you can even see the frakkin holsters for the spare paintball clips

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL

omfg is he THAT stupid?!?!?!?
This HAS to be a joke

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Let's wait for the answer F1. It's forthcoming I'm sure!

Korff, that's means you'll be making your excuses soon.

FN

Anonymous said...

I am outraged that Kroff would pretend to have a meal with real soldiers. I would like to see a picture of him eating with them as he claims. He just keeps making this stuff up with no regard to the sacrifices of the real soldiers in the war on terror.

I will also note that he understands nothing of fire discipline, nothing of the sniper's one shot, one kill rule, or even elemental squad tactics, but what do you expect from someone who had never served a day in a real military organization but had the guts to call himself colonel.

Yes, there will now be wild claims about me from him, but since no one listens, who cares... I'm still waiting to be served papers for my first blog enter so long ago, will note that there never was a KPMG audit, that he bailed on the debate with me with a lie about terrorists, and I'm still waiting for the apologies he said he would make if I ever caught him in a mistake...

Kevin D. Randle,
LTC (IA), Ret.

Anonymous said...

Kal is at a paintball site, not in India or Pakistan. Look at the guns, those are standard issues paintball guns. Note the vests they are wearing, those are paintball vests. Read the goddamn NAME plastered on the front of the vest. No one is in ANY issued desert warfare kit, the SNIPER is weilding a friggin automatic paintball gun (LOLOLOL)

This is just beyond pathetic. This is like me building a model of the Titanic, filming it in my pool, then splice me in my bedroom claiming I am on an Ocean cruise.

L TO THE O TO THE L

F1Racer

The Unknown Korffer said...

Thanksgiving cheers Kevin! Good to see you stopping by and best wishes always. Would love to see these paintball range pix, nothing helps to break a wannabe case better than some idiot using Airsoft or paint guns.

Was just laughing over this with a friend and she pointed out a glaring inconsistency in Little Kalvin's story:


He implies that he is commanding war games training for INTERNATIONAL "soldiers/security" in Afghanistan and emphasizes alluring Indian female snipers in particular along with his Israeli group. And that he had "dinner with the troops" like he's a visiting senator in a leather bomber jacket or something ... Is Kal aware that Thanksgiving is *not* celebrated in India, Pakistan, Afghanistan or Isreal? It is a purely American holiday.


Oops! Hope that goes over better with Little Kalvin's female Face Book targets or he just made an even bigger fool out of himself than nature intended. I wonder if POW Network would like to hear about this latest claim by Kal K. Korff, which specifically implied that he ate dinner with AMERICAN troops stationed in Afghanistan. And posted paint ball pictures to back him up. Big mistake, Kal!

Anonymous said...

I’m no IT expert, but I know it is possible to identify the IP addresses of posters on blogs. I know this because Kult of Kal was checking out the IP addresses of visitors to his blog and was slightly freaked out about the IP address of my work computer (at the time I was working for a UN-type organization) and thought that some kind of Big Brother type was monitoring him. I immediately reassured him of course, and all was fine. (Ain’t that right, KoKO?).

But having said that, it should be possible for KIAI to see at least what country “Ryan” is sitting in. A couple of his mystifying posts can be found here:

http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2010/10/kal-k-korff-is-idiot.html

http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2010/09/bloody-hell-i-just-puked-up-biscuit-and.html

If it turns out that he’s posting from Prague, then it could be that he is Kalvin himself, operating under and assumed identity.

If, as I suspect, he’s posting from elsewhere, then he’s likely just some other nutcase.

Anonymous said...

>>> NANOTECHNOLOGY <<<

Ha, ha, ha!!!!

>>> I'm LAUGHING at my "kritics." <<<

You mean you're laughing at this blog!

Michael Horn laughs at you. Sound familiar, Kalvin.


Kal Korff:

Hi: TOMORROW I'll be in Pakistan at the AFGHAN border doing a SECOND "war games" exercise. This one includes VERY interesting stuff, likely to be integrated into the "typical" way of operating. I have NANOTECHNOLOGY with me, "bad guys" CAN'T fight what they CANNOT see. :-) This will be the first use EVER of nanotechnology to get 'em. As the INVENTOR of this, I'm honored and I'm LAUGHING at my "kritics." Screw them.


* 3 Face Book fiends responded, very briefly and Korff spills his guts again. Some secret agent.


Kal Korff:

THANKS everyone, sincerely. The nanotechnology thing was announced last year, as usual the UFO CONspiracy nuts and freaks never believed it, but then again they believe in little grey leprechauns. One of the "surprises" in my upcoming Secret X Wars series and series of books on Islamofascism is how nanotechnology is being used to "get things done," and by the time the data goes public certain bad guys will learn it is already TOO late. This stuff was made at a special lab in Prague, I first showed it TWO YEARS AGO, ON CAMERA, but as usual these idiots did not believe me, and I even offered samples for $1,000 bucks a pop to PUT UP OR SHUT UP, to call their bluff, and they never took me up on this offer. I name them in the new book, and I do not mind the world knowing who these bozos are and how they lie and commit consumer fraud. This is the short version :-)

BYE THE WAY, THIS PROGRAM I AM LEADING IS NOT CONNECTED TO THE US GOVERNMENT. THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED OFFICIALLY, BUT WILL BE ENGAGED AFTER THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL FIELD TESTS and if the Obama administration ignores this new way of getting things done, I PROMISE YOU OTHER PARTIES WILL STEP IN TO FILL THE VOID. This stuff WILL be deployed, it CANNOT be stopped and I brought it over here to be used and to make a difference and it is only legal and it has the full support of the right parties and powers that be, and the ONLY reason the Obama misadministration was deliberately bypassed it because we INSIST ON SUCCEEDING, "failure" is not an option and none of this is "politically correct.". :-)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Ha, ha, ha! Rob from the X-Zone was sent a little nano dust Korff, remember?

I think what Korff is trying to do here is he's trying to get his Face Book poachers to respond directly to him.

Nano this and that... Nano paint balls your ass Kalvin.

Fantasy.

The Unknown Korffer said...

MELT DOWN!