“I’m getting married to an Indian Princess! Yippee!!!”

Well there lads our very own FN has done it again!!! Read on lads to see more of poor dumb and desperate Kal K. Korff EXPOSED!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! The photo is just sickening. I wonder how Kal paid her? Perhaps with a free ipad? Maybe he promised her an autographed paperback from him was worth a lot of money. hahahahahahahaaa!!!! Read on now what our fellow FN has revealed!!!!!

Here’s the breakdown on this whopper of a lie.

About a year ago, while Korff was still communicating with “Tina” before he had a melt down after Tina’s daughter called out Korff as an egotist, telling him she “didn’t give a shit about his real or made up terrorist fighting activities”, and after Korff “played” Tina and the daughter in a manner we will deal with at a later date, Korff fought back by sending out this e-mail salvo in the effort to make Tina jealous.

e-mail edited for length (of course) but not content, of course.

From: kalkorff@kalkorff.com
Subject: from Kal, quick update, hope you are well
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2010 20:57:30 +0530
CC: Tina’s Daughter
To: Tina

Message 1: Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. After I return from field testing the nanodust I have created at the Pakistani-Afghan border, (you know, the stuff - Tina’s Daughter named removed - "doesn't care about"), I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants. Turns out the Governor of this region next to Pakistan here is a Jew, India's first in government. Ever since Mumbai attacks, Israel and India are best friends now. The Jew thing is taking off here, it is truly YHWH's blessings.

Message 2: I have accepted a wedding proposal from Princess Kumar of India. I had no idea. YHWH has truly blessed me. Praise YHWH. I know that this news may not please you, but I MUST do what YHWH has commanded. Kal

(Side Note: Korff makes huge mistake here; he claims that he created the nanodust in the field, in his traveling lab, between paintball games, evidently.)

Now, that’s a whopper of a message from our favorite Walter Mitty wanna be, Kalvin Karlton Korff. I’ve done a bit of research into this claim and here’s what I uncovered.

From the beginning of this ruse, Korff got the very foundation of the lie, wrong. Kumari means Princess, this is the feminine usage of the word, Kumar is the masculine usage of the word.

The definition of the word Kumari: Gender: Girl ~ Origin: Sanskrit ~ Meaning: Youthful ~ Origin: Indian ~ Pronunciation: ku mah ree)

The term Kumari is commonly added to a female name as the middle name and as a term of affection. Many women have the name "Kumari" in their name for no other reason than sited above, and certainly not for a reason of royalty.

Further reading on Indian names and the name Kumar and why and how it’s used: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_name

Knowing nothing of Indian culture, a web site was contacted and the admin was very helpful.

Here’s what the educated admin had to say about my query into Korff’s claims.

My original e-mail:

Hello,

What a wonderful website! I’m researching the claims of a person, and he’s mentioned a “Princess Kumar of India”. This person is living a fantasy life; always making wild claims, etc. I’m working on his background in the hopes of writing an article on him, maybe a short story, maybe a screen play? I’m not sure where this may lead? Below you will find a message he sent to a contact of mine. If possible, could you elaborate on his claims? Is there a Princess Kumar of India? Has there ever been, at any time? This person is a Westerner, of dubious note. Would it even be feasible that a Princess from India (any Princess) would contact a man, a foreigner, or a fellow Indian, and propose marriage to him? Is this even possible in Indian society?

Thank you very much for your time.

FN

----- Original Message -----

From: Kamat's Potpourri

To: FN

Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:32 AM

Subject: Re: "Princess Kumar of India"

Most certainly a fantasy / imagination.

This person may not be of Indian origin either -- Kumar is masculine name (Kumari would be feminine)

And the follow up e-mail

----- Original Message -----

From: Kamat's Potpourri

To: FN

Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 7:09 AM

Subject: Re: "Princess Kumar of India"

Proposal to a stranger, certainly not possible?

However, proposal to a foreigner, fellow Indian is possible by prior familiarity or arrangement.

BTW, there are no more princesses today. Not in India.

And here’s where Korff makes another damning mistake. Korff’s own words:

“Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants. “

So, this Princess with the male indicator calls Korff and requests a meeting (presumably making the call herself?) and she gives no reason for the call or the meeting other than, “Please, Kalvin, and come out and see me.” I read this, if it were true as, no familiarity with Korff and no family arrangement.

A quick search on the web comes up with no Princess Kumar of India that would fit the bill as Korff states. In fact, the first result to come up is the definition of Kumar and Kumari. Korff should have done a little research before he boastfully made the claim and ultimately lashed back with this lie is his feeble and immature attempt to regain his manly hood after being so thoroughly trounced and put in his place by a teen aged girl.

A look at Korff’s Face Book page shows no mention of being engaged, a wife or children - Interested: In Women

As of February 2011, Korff has made no more mention or remarks about his Princess, his son from a previous, failed marriage, or any number of past claims; forever lost in the haze of lies that is the life and times of Kalvin Karlton Korff.

More truth, based on Korff lies, to come.

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