Kal K. Korff FAIL!!!!!!!!

 Let's look at some of the past that has caught up to Kal and roundly kicked him in his lying arse. I'm sure all you fine chaps remember the days of Kal K. Korff and his internet threats. There were so many of these laughable threats that cunt Kal put forth I do not think anyone was able to keep them all straight.

A recent comment left here inspired me to revisit these little gems left for us by conniving Kal himself. I believe someone once referred to Kal as an internet terrorist and I agree that the lone nut was indeed out to make everyone's lives as miserable as he could once people started taking him to task over all of these ridiculous and outlandish claims Kal made.

Here we are all the way back to 2007 on Kal's website and his own words tried to make it sound like it was curtains for that flying saucer chap Kevin Randal. I'm sure Mr. Randal is in big trouble because he probably had problems breathing from laughing so hard at Kal's lunacy. No audit and KMPG denies ever hearing about anyone named Kal K. Korff.

A grand laugh to be had here lads with Kal claiming his websites generated nearly 50,000,000 hits!  ahahahhhaaaahahhhhhaa!!!!! Some of you with some brilliant internet skills found out that Kal's website did not even rank in the top 1,000,000 websites in the world. All those hits and Kal's site only has 23 guests online at any one time?  Bollocks!

A sad time for the kind hearted, generous and charitable when Kal LIED about becoming Pro Vas's CIO and CTO. We all know what happened after that when Kal decided to use Mr. S's good name to fraudulently get Apple products and not pay for them. I really believe Kal to be nothing more than a jealous grifter preying on those who have the success and heart Kal has always lacked.

This silly little show never happened just like 99.99% of the bloody bollocks Kal flaunted about.

Remember Kal trying pass himself off as being a mere 36 years of age lads? what ever did happen to all those big shows and such that Kal was supposed ot have on his youtube channel? Whatever happened to the millions that Kal was supposed to have for all of this stuff?????? What did happen to Kal's sheik sugar daddy? If Kal is Jewish then why would he consider working with a sheik? We all know the answer and the word here for those of you who do not is BULLSHIT. ahahahahahahhhaaaa Speaking of secret wars how long have we all been waiting for Kal's nonsensical book on terrorism now? years and years later there is still not a single page in print. ahahahhhaaaahahahahaha So much for the definitive work on terrorism by a guy who has never been involved with the military or government doing any sort of intelligence work. The shame you bring on the true heroes fighting terrorism Kal you repugnant worm.
My fellow Korffers please let me know what other nonsense Kal tried to blow at his ass at us all.