21 days later and The Bulbous One did release an e-book. Way to go Kalvin, you only lied for three weeks, that's progress. Keep it up buddy!
Here you go boys and girls, Kalvin's first "book" LINK As we expected, it's an "e-book" meaning no publisher would get involved with this cocksucker.
$9.99 Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
Category: World
Published: Aug 24, 2017Publisher: Kal Korff
Seller: Kal Korff
Print Length: 149 Pages
Language: English
Version: 1.1
How long before we get the lies about how many copies he sold. Thousands and thousands of copies! BTW, we already have a copy (amazing how fast things get bootlegged on the internet), this copy will be posted at the time of our choosing, for free, of course.
Until the new "book" is posted, feel free to download this "book", the length of which is nearly identical to Kalvin's new "book". Expect any "book" by Kalvin to look very much like this "book".
Until the new "book" is posted, feel free to download this "book", the length of which is nearly identical to Kalvin's new "book". Expect any "book" by Kalvin to look very much like this "book".
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Oh fuck-joy. eBooks, and he really pushed himself with "149 pages" including video content, which along with pictures can take up entire pages without so much as a caption.
No, Kal, dumb stupid Kal, eBooks were NOT what you had bragged about, promised, re-bragged about and kept promising. eBooks are for fucktards and that goes for Kindle users as well. Books are made out of paper, take up weight, occupy shelf space and are published by publishers who maintain editorial oversight.
eBooks are for losers who do not have the talent or access to get an actual "book" published. They are a consolation prize for the unqualified. Many authors provide e-Content versions of their books as well, but there are always books first. the e-Shit comes after.
I like the "available worldwide" boast more now, as anyone on the planet with the internet + an electronic payment method can take part in korff's masturbation fantasy here. Though the implied LIE was that foreign language printings would be made available. Using Google to translate "149 pages" into whatever they speak on Madagascar or Ecuador is not the same thing.
Just another scam and outlet for the unchecked mental illness which has defined the past 17 years of korff's miserable lonely vagabond social media based existence. May it lead him even further away from North America until diabetes or whatever obesity related illness he dies of finally claims his pathetic life.
As for Rob McConnell, we refused to demean ourselves by engaging his puny mind back when he was trying to dig up content disparaging Korff during their supremely anti-climactic public feud. Seeing them buddied up just proves that choice was correct.
There's a difference between releasing a book and publishing one. Publishing a book means a physical book release, not a fucking ebook any moron can get put on Apple. Also you can get the Rommel report for free here by typing in the search "cattle multilation" https://vault.fbi.gov/ I'm betting Kal took the report and put all of it or most of it in this "book" as filler and recycled a bunch of what everyone else has said about it with his own little twist on it to fit his world. The Rommel report is 130 pages long. Kal claims his book is 149 pages. Not a coincidence the book is so short. UFOs Reframing the Debate is over 260 pages and Kal wasn't invited to do an essay in that breakthrough UFO book because everyone knows Kal is a fuckinng loon. Any wad sucking moron can piece an ebook together. I won't waste my time or money buying it and nobody else will either. Anyone doing an ebook who has even the slightest knowledge about it knows you have to make it readily available on all platforms and selling avenues. Kal doesn't know shit about even the basics here and his poorly done cover art speaks for itself.This is yet another desperate attempt by a guy who is probably running out of money to try to generate some sort of income. It is cheap to live in India but not when you have a lard fuck tard like Kal going out and eating every meal every day at the local fast food restaurants.
Kal known as a "writing and production machine" with over 10,000 articles written by him??? bawahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!! I publicly CHALLENGE Kal K. Korff to list every one of the supposed 10,000 articles he claims to have written. Maybe someone should tell Kal when you lie to try to make your bullshit plausible. No way has Kal ever written 10,000 articles. He'd have to write one article a day every day for the last 27 years.
KAL K. KORFF, THIS IS MY PUBLIC CHALLENGE TO YOU TO LIST EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN. SURELY LIKE ANY REAL WRITER OF JOURNALIST DOES YOU HAVE KEPT AN ORGANIZED PORTFOLIO OF YOUR WRITTEN WORKS. HAVEN'T YOU? PUT UP OF SHUT UP YOU TUBBY SMUDGE.
korff's use of the word "code" is quite entertaining. only thing he might be engineering is the vaseline greasing his palm. sad to see korff lying to people who are supposed to be his friends.
upon second consideration i doubt korff is able to obtain an erection at all anymore given how morbidly out of shape he has allowed himself to become.
Kal doesn't know the difference between a zipcode and computer code. He's a complete imbecile. What exactly is there to fine tune code wise for an e-book? Nothing. Kal is using all the catch phrase jargon such as "immersive experience" that everyone is throwing around. Can't wait to see kal's e-book and what a fucking joke it is. trust me that the reviews on the Apple store will follow.
YouTube and Apple Totals
Both Kalvin videos, almost 200 views total.
His Billy Meier show, a bit over 200 views.
Four days since "publishing" his "book"...
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Winning!
when are we going to have access to this e-book??? i hate to admit it but i'm dying to see how fucking horrible it is. where is the video from dubai about the release? no press conference with kal talking to an empty room and making gestures at imaginary people to try to convince us he isn't talking to an empty room? i predict kal will target a new group of "enemies" to start an internet troll war with and he will go back to being in a newly formed secret organization where he will be an imaginary high ranking leader who has fantastic book deals and billions to expose fraud with from a russian sugar daddy who spanks kal and kal oinks each time.
template e-books to go with the template websites. Kai is not capable of doing things for himself. he must copy, paste, re-word, and use the work of others while attempting to take credit for it. that's why his template mission statements always include a bit about "doing original research". its to counter charges of copying other people's work, which is what korff has based his whole "career" on. things other people thought up.
Kai is too dull witted to be capable of anything more than overeating and gaining weight as his dependency on facebooks and the Internet consumes every waking moment. self uploaded e-books filled with bullshit copied from the internet are the best his infantile mind is capable of.
Still holds true:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3r16xy
You are pathetic, Korff.
Eight and a half years ago:
http://www.freekurtis.org/Korff_Wayback_Machine/008_Jan_29_2009_Web_Site/Jan_29_2009_Web_Site.html
Quite mad.
So Korffers, I stopped by Fucked Up (FB) to see if there was anything worth noting .. and Lo and Behold ,, there was a new post by Kal Israel! Whoever this Kal is he always has some interesting info on the fat and bulbous one! Today was no different. There was a link to a "book", and I say that only in the very loosest sense. This "book" was on the Village Idiot's dirt bag brother when he managed to "take one" in his noggin from the police.
PDF of course, here it is ..
http://www.freekurtis.org/Jim_Gieger/images/PDF/New/pointblankbook1.pdf
So, I took a quick look at it and I kid you NOT .. I would have sworn that this .. thing had been slapped together by a 7th or 8th grader. IT SCREAMED AMATEUR KID WROTE THIS! The raw immature raging emotion was everywhere. This was at the front,
UFO Watchcat
(Protecting consumers from the claims of Royce Myers III)
"Point Blank: Attempted MURDER" and gang this is MY addition;
( or how if the cop had just shot a little straighter my dirtbag brother would be pushing up daisies)
I am sure every other effort from the Bulbous One will be as entertaining!
Go Kolonel ButtKrack ... Go!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Kurtis back in the news! I do believe this one may have slipped through our net:
http://ktvl.com/news/local/osp-multiple-arrests-in-grants-pass-operation
Hmm. Time has not been kind to Kurtis.
Actually, scrap that: time has been inordinately kind and patient to Kurtis. Kurtis has not been kind to Kurtis.
Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod, iPod Touch and Mac TRANSLATION: used a template form native to MacOS.
Category: World TRANSLATION: Insane ramblings of a self published loser working without editorial oversight.
Published: Aug 24 2017 TRANSLATION: At the last possible minute.
Publisher: Kal Korff TRANSLATION: Nobody reputable would waste their time on this content let alone sacrifice innocent trees to have it printed.
Seller: Kal Korff TRANSLATION: No retailer would waste their bandwidth on this content let alone shelf space to stock a printed version.
Print Length: 149 Pages TRANSLATION: As few as possible, with many “pages” taken up by pictures or video.
Language: English TRANSLATION: No foreign language translations.
Version: 1.1 TRANSLATION: Kal got confused by what “version” meant and just made something up that sounded technical.
All in all what could be expected of someone with a lower high school education with no technical training. The minimum possible then exaggerated by lies. Typical Korff, and yes it is sad to see him lying to people who are supposed to be "friends". If only he knew what the word really meant.
IF THAT LISTING QUOTED IS ITUNES THEN YES, IT WOULD BE AVAILABLE ON ALL THOSE MAC-FRIENDLY PLATFORMS WITHOUT ANY ADDITIONAL "ENGINEERING" OF THE "CODE" BY KAL K. KORFF. WHO LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING IT SEEMS, INCLUDING BEING A "SOAPSTONE" FOR THE SUPER DUPER SERVICES.
Great posts Korffer's...
Kalvin posted this 4 hours ago, 4 likes, no comments....
Kal Korff: Hi everyone. Just finished recording another radio broadcast episode for Kal's Korner, I'll post the link as soon as I get it. This episode we talked about Trump's pardon of Sheriff Joe, Bill and Hilary Clinton, Obama, pardoning of Marc Rich and Clinton's cocaine dealing brother, Roger; Hurricane Harvey, global warming, my new cattle mutilation expose book, exposing Deepak Chopra and the upcoming Betty and Barney Hill expose movie, The Zeta Reticuli CONspiracy. Lots of stuff!
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What's to total on kalvin's two non UFO videos over the last couple of weeks, about 150 views. Burning up the internet aren't you kalvin.
RADIO BROADCAST LOL SOUNDCLOUD HERE WE COME! OR WHAT EVER. COLONEL SOAPSTONE
Kurtis looks like shit. He still looks better than Kal.
KORFF. SAPSTOE. YS3. SUPER DUPER SERVICES. "FAKE JEW" WHO PRETENDS TO BE JEWISH SO HE CAN HOLD IT OVER OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS LIKE HE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL. HE IS NOT, NOR IS HE JEWISH OR HAS EXHIBITED ANY BEHAVIOR THAT WOULD INDICATE A SERIOUS ATTENTION TO THE SPIRITUAL. JUST USE OF STEREOTYPICAL EXPRESSIONS WHEN MENTIONING "OH BY THE WAY I AM A JEW" ON FACEBOOK FOR PEOPLE HE WISHES TO HOLD SOMETHING OVER. ITS ALL LIES. LITTLE WEASLE FACED LOSER IS MORE LIKE IT
Thanks for that Korff book link. That's so funny!
That free download link was FUCKING PAINFUL to look at. I could not even get through the first 10 pages. It is an amateurish piece of disheveled junk written by a guy who is driven by his anger and ego along with his revisionist distortion of the facts. I wonder if Kal will write about how he cost his brother his civil lawsuit. Kal's antics and delusional bullshit got his brother's lawsuit against the cop who shot him tossed out of court. Nice job Kal you fucking goober. Nobody reads your claptrap Kal. There are kids in junior high school who run circles around kal's tubby ass where writing is concerned. 'figure 1 martina tycova'???? Who the fuck cares??? And who the fuck would ever notate that as a figure of reference?? No self respecting research or investigative journalist would have ever allowed such a sloppy mess to make it out to the public in any form. It isn't a book. It's a rambling bowl of slop tossed in pdf format and that's on a good day.
It's a rambling bowl of slop... It's a rambling bowl of slop... It's a rambling bowl of slop... It's a rambling bowl of slop... It's a rambling bowl of slop... It's a rambling bowl of slop... It's a rambling bowl of slop... It's a rambling bowl of slop... It's a rambling bowl of slop... tossed in pdf format and that's on a good day.
WAG FaceBook Update
So a couple days ago Korff went virtue signaling about a TV preacher accused of not helping people in Texas. This claim has been debunked. A FB Friend of Korff's posted a bit on Korff's page (on more than one thread Korff started). As expected Korff never responded to this post....
Mark Center: What would you do with hundreds or thousands of people in a location not set up to handle them for more than a few hours on Sunday? This is why sports locations and high schools are first to help, they have the setup to handle them far more than this location. And of course, people virtue signaling about this have no idea what his church and other churches may be doing behind the scenes. Better to go donate some cash to the Salvation Army, etc., than waste time virtue signaling hoping to reach some kind of emotional euphoria. Feelings first, feelings above all else.
8 days later, and no reviews yet....
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Korff's latest "show" is burning up the internet....
KK: Kal Forff - From Hurricane Harvey to the Pardoning of Sheriff Joe
From: KK: Kal Korff
1 day ago
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In this "episode"...
Kalvin: the look of my movie is stunning.
Since kal is so hung up on pointing out all the problems with the companies that are not Apple, why is it that Apple refused to help the FBI unlock the phone of KNOWN TERRORISTS who MURDERED INNOCENT PEOPLE? I guess Kal is okay with this since it is Apple doing it. Kal must sleep soundly at night knowing that his #1 company supports TERRORISM. I guess that makes Kal a supporter of terrorism as well. Hypocrite fuck face Kal.
With this post, Kalvin may not be putting his audio on YouTube anymore? Seems he's going iTunes with everything now....
And no, his latest "book" is not available in anything but the Apple format.
Kal Korff
2 mins ·
Hi everyone. Here is my one hour radio interview with Rob McConnell covering the recent terrorist attacks in Barcelona, Spain. In this episode I present some of the history most of the mainstream media ignores about the Islamic State, the fact that its original had nothing to do with George Bush's invasion of Iraq, contrary to one of the most widespread myths spread by the leftwing la la liberal media. There is lots of detail presented here, I hope you find it to be of interest. Here is the link. As usual your comments are always welcome.
https://itunes.apple.com/ae/podcast/xzrs-kal-korff-terror-attack-in-barcelona-spain/id1239479879?i=1000391175624&mt=2
apple podcasts are not radio just the same as youtube is not television. what a happy wonderful universe korff's mind has fled to.
Has Kal threatened any officials regarding this arrest of his brother yet?
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