I Lie, there for I am Kalvin Karlton Korff... duh!
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The Unknown Korffer
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Oh wow, sounds like he really means it. I'm sure it's all going to be different this time.
And that it will actually "air" on a broadcast network rather than just be uploaded to an online media streaming service. And that there will be a professional crew producing the results rather than just dumb Kal with his Macbook webcam using a static matte shot of a "studio" as his Holodeck set. And that the women will be back, both as guests and production staff, working "intimately" (ahem) with korff back in his STINKING DISHEVELED LOW-RENT HOVEL.
Yes, this time it will be different. Oh boy is he going to show us up now. Preparing my sense of honor to be deflated by seeing a sharply dressed & well-groomed Kal, solving the mysteries of the world with his 8th grade book report, science fair ribbon, fake SAPSTOE badges and same birth date as William Casey. All of that just spells "genius" on a level the rest of us fail to appreciate, as evidenced by the 2-6 likes Korffs announcement will likely engender. What a fucking tool.
don't forget the "thesis" korff was "working on" equating flying saucer experts with islamic militant terrorists who behead innocents live on video. lacking any academic credentials can't stop this lunatic from claiming whatever fits his mood of the day no matter how ridiculously idiotic + improbable.
though i am afraid our respected T.U.K. missed that the post this thread relates to was an update on Kal's well-documented lack of follow through on breathlessly promised activities, rather than an announcement of a new breathlessly promised activity. decent work regardless, please do carry on.
Just wanted to inform you Korffer's, the Syndicate has been successful in getting the Expose site back up and running. We'll clean the site up and maybe even update it a bit. The point of the site is as an archive to prove to the world that Kalvin Karlton Korff is a liar and a loser.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - statement from Jim Geiger’s fourth email.
“If you (Colonel Kal Korff) had a set of ‘male genitals’, you would come talk to me in person and we would come to the same conclusion that your so-called brother, Kurtis, is a menace to the community and a lot of law abiding people are glad to see him gone.”
Kal on facebook about San Francisco being a hub for spies "No shit! There's nothing really new in this article. The USA continues to shamefully ALLOW Communist China to get away with stealing and spying. Reminds me of another article which basically exposed the same thing back in the late 1990s/early 2000s." Don't forget Kal that your beloved little Apple products are all MADE IN CHINA and Apple is in bed with the communist government there. Since you support Apple Kal it is clear you are a communist sympathizer and are okay with those companies you like doing business with China. That's called a hypocrite Comrade Kal.
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Oh wow, sounds like he really means it. I'm sure it's all going to be different this time.
And that it will actually "air" on a broadcast network rather than just be uploaded to an online media streaming service. And that there will be a professional crew producing the results rather than just dumb Kal with his Macbook webcam using a static matte shot of a "studio" as his Holodeck set. And that the women will be back, both as guests and production staff, working "intimately" (ahem) with korff back in his STINKING DISHEVELED LOW-RENT HOVEL.
Yes, this time it will be different. Oh boy is he going to show us up now. Preparing my sense of honor to be deflated by seeing a sharply dressed & well-groomed Kal, solving the mysteries of the world with his 8th grade book report, science fair ribbon, fake SAPSTOE badges and same birth date as William Casey. All of that just spells "genius" on a level the rest of us fail to appreciate, as evidenced by the 2-6 likes Korffs announcement will likely engender. What a fucking tool.
"forensically dated" science fair ribbon, you mean.
don't forget the "thesis" korff was "working on" equating flying saucer experts with islamic militant terrorists who behead innocents live on video. lacking any academic credentials can't stop this lunatic from claiming whatever fits his mood of the day no matter how ridiculously idiotic + improbable.
though i am afraid our respected T.U.K. missed that the post this thread relates to was an update on Kal's well-documented lack of follow through on breathlessly promised activities, rather than an announcement of a new breathlessly promised activity. decent work regardless, please do carry on.
D'oh.
"forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon... "forensically dated" science fair ribbon...
the dating conclusively establishes that Kal is still the same loser he was in 1976
Is my apartment still being staked out by the cops, Kalvin? When are they going to swoop? It's been ten years ...
Kal has the academic standing of a speck of dirt in dog shit. Kal is a hamster spinning on a wheel.
Just wanted to inform you Korffer's, the Syndicate has been successful in getting the Expose site back up and running. We'll clean the site up and maybe even update it a bit. The point of the site is as an archive to prove to the world that Kalvin Karlton Korff is a liar and a loser.
www.freekurtis.org
www.ufowatchcat.com
www.martinatycova.com
Flashback to 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - statement from Jim Geiger’s fourth email.
“If you (Colonel Kal Korff) had a set of ‘male genitals’, you would come talk to me in person and we would come to the same conclusion that your so-called brother, Kurtis, is a menace to the community and a lot of law abiding people are glad to see him gone.”
Kal on facebook about San Francisco being a hub for spies "No shit! There's nothing really new in this article. The USA continues to shamefully ALLOW Communist China to get away with stealing and spying. Reminds me of another article which basically exposed the same thing back in the late 1990s/early 2000s." Don't forget Kal that your beloved little Apple products are all MADE IN CHINA and Apple is in bed with the communist government there. Since you support Apple Kal it is clear you are a communist sympathizer and are okay with those companies you like doing business with China. That's called a hypocrite Comrade Kal.
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