Saturday, August 11, 2018

McCunttell & Korff - Soy and Vagina Beer



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Come on now Kal just admit to the number of women's underwear you've stolen to sniff and jerk off to.

Anonymous said...

Listen to a Pathological Liar's Life Story and then listen to the truth The links are not working on the blog.

Anonymous said...

Ah I see Kal is still living in delusion about his time working for Claris! "FileMaker is AWESOME. I use it all the time to write apps. Use it on my Mac and iPhone. Working at that company (formerly known as Claris) was incredible and a really unique period of history in the computing industry. So glad to remain in touch with several of my friends from those days, they're INCREDIBLE people!" Wrong again Kal. The Claris team only remembers you as the idiot who quit when he was exposed and who had to make up a terminal illness as the reason he left. Kal got CAUGHT and was EXPOSED for the con man he is.

He was wholly unqualified for the Claris team and his bullshit finally caught up to him. Don't forget that piece in the San Jose Mercury News that EXPOSES Korff's lies about what he actually did at Apple. "Clearly, though, Kal Korff is different from other tech heads who come home or work to play computer games or watch reruns of "Star Trek." Korff, a college dropout whose job is solving customer software problems at Apple's Claris Corp. software subsidiary in Santa Clara, says he has spent $100,000 of his own money in the past five or six years to finance his quests for "The Truth.""

Anonymous said...

Kal posted a video called 'Make yourself indestructible to stains' probably without realizing that this is simply scotch guard in a can. Critical thinkers my ass. Then there's this nonsense from Kal about Apple Samsung loses again. Their latest iPhone X wannabes released 11 MONTHS after it came out still can’t compete. The gap between Apple and Samsung and Android devices is only getting bigger.

Then there’s this nonsense from Kal 'Samsung loses again. Their latest iPhone X wannabes released 11 MONTHS after it came out still can’t compete. The gap between Apple and Samsung and Android devices is only getting bigger.

Then there’s this....APPLEINSIDER.COM
Consumer Reports crowns Apple Pay Cash best P2P payments service
Consumer Reports compared five different platforms in the publication's first evaluation of mobile person-to-person payment systems, with Apple Pay Cash emerging the victor over segment rivals including Venmo and Square.' Apple Pay Cash IS NOT the top service. PayPal and Square DOMINATE Apple in this area. This is only a reporting calling it the best and it is from Apple's corporate propaganda machine Apple Insider. If Apple Insider put out that semen was good for you to swallow then Kal would believe it all day and swallow way more than he already does. Samsung is STILL the number 1 seller of phones in THE WORLD and more phones operate on Android. Numbers do not lie but Apple and Kal sure like to.

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook 'Thanks in no small part to the "we care about human rights" Democrats, Communist China continues to get away with atrocities. It's going to get worse. If the USA and global community (the latter especially won't) bother standing up to China, China wins. By 2050 at the latest. As is per their plan. The clock is ticking, and not enough people care. The government of Communist China is demonstrably evil. No Communist country has ever been decent.' Kal might want to look the REPUBLICAN president who is kissing the ass of China and Russia behind the scenes but we all know he won't. Kal isn't too bright as this transcends politics and goes right to economics. But what else could you expect from a college dropout and life long loser like Kal.

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "BREAKING NEWS! Hi everyone. I am genuinely honored and humbled to share this link with you, here is the first teaser preview of my new expose TV series on Channel 17 coming to SimulTV. I PROMISE you this new series will be unlike anything ever aired, it contains FACTS everyone can verify, it covers subjects from Politics to the Paranormal. Here's the link, more will be coming soon... THANKS AGAIN EVERYONE!" Zero likes and zero responses. Here we go again with yet another television promise from Kal. This is just Kal streaming his nonsense and adding some pictures and videos. This guy could not put a genuine or original product if his life depended on it. Years and years since announcing books, new shows, a movie and so much more BULLSHIT one easily loses count. Fuck Kal K. Korff. You can quote me on that.

Anonymous said...

Kal on Facebook "BREAKING NEWS! Hi everyone. There's been a LOT of reaction both publicly online and offline (via private messaging, emails) to my REPOSTING a two part expose series on Al Gore's FALSE claims about global warming. I will be TALKING ABOUT THIS ON MY RADIO SHOW TODAY to ELABORATE and CLEAR-UP some people's MISCONCEPTIONS. Also, I'll be posting a TEASER PREVIEW of my UPCOMING TV SERIES ON CHANNEL 17 where we SOLVE MYSTERIES and empower people to do the same and VERIFY the data. I am the Host of this new show and one of its two Executive Producers. I'm truly humbled and honored by this. Will post link as soon as I get it. THANKS AGAIN!" LMFAO The only reaction that slob Kal has received is the whole big 7 likes on facebook. LOL Kal doesn't amount to a brown streak on a piece of toilet paper Al Gore wiped his ass with.

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "Please don't tell Raj Reddi this, he might begin to think Noble World School REALLY exists! ;-)

Dear parents,
As a mark of respect and in homage for the great personality, leader,statesman , orator and Bharat Ratna former PM Sri Atal Bihari Vajpayee school is closed tomorrow. It will reopen on Saturday 18th Aug at its scheduled timing.
Regards
Principal
Noble World School, Deoria"

I tried going to this Noble School website only to have Norton advise it blocked an attack on my computer. The facebook page has not had a posting on it since 2014. This school is about as real as Kal's Indian princess. Kal you pathetic tub of shit. So here we are now and we're all seeing Kal do THE EXACT SAME THING he's done all of his life. Kal is big on talk but never is able to actually deliver the goods. Wow what it must be to have gone through life being a loser like Kal. Head master eh? Kal is a master at giving head all right.