Friday, May 15, 2026

Nothing, No More


Kalvin Karlton Korff - In His Own Words


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23 comments:

Anonymous said...

KURTIS KERN KORFF has completed short-term transitioning and is now under the supervision of Josephine County Community Corrections, in Grants Pass, OR on 5/15/2026.

Jimmy_D said...

I hope you have learned your lesson, Kurtis. But I have a sinking feeling that you haven't ...

Anonymous said...

FWIW, my experiences seeing meth-heads ... well they stay meth-heads. Nothing to see here ... move along.

Anonymous said...

Bye bye Kal you worthless twat.

Anonymous said...

Just remember, Kalvin. You brought all of this on yourself. All you had to do was behave and live decently.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff did nothing but harass and threaten anyone who called him out on his bullshit lying. Kal was never a captain or colonel and most certainly was never an intel operative or analyst. All Kal did his whole life was live in delusion and feed his fragile ego. He can fuck off forever.

Jimmy_D said...

Coincidentally, Karlton's meteoric ascent from Captain to Colonel occurred the very week after Kevin Randle's promotion to (real-life) Major - thus enabling him to leapfrog Randle in rank. At the time - in his daily free newspaper "language column" (boy do I wish I'd kept those) - he put this down to the fact that in the Special Secret Services, the rank of Major did not exist.

Anonymous said...

You mean these shitty articles?
https://www.metro.cz/novinari/kal-korff.N694/2

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha! 50,000 letters... like $250 million from the crown prince!

Your Great Letters - 6

As we mentioned yesterday, we’ve now received more than 50,000 letters from all of you during these past two years. Once again, THANKS VERY MUCH!

Anonymous said...

Kal claimed he was a syndicated columnist and had written 10,000 articles lmfao Kal is a pathological liar.

Anonymous said...

I loathe you, Karlton. I despise you.

Anonymous said...

Hahhaahahahahahaaaaaa That's right, Kal, you loud mouthed pussy. Shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

"Hahhaahahahahahaaaaaa That's right, Kal, you loud mouthed pussy. Shut the fuck up. "

I believe he did shut the fuck up!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous
You mean these shitty articles?
https://www.metro.cz/novinari/kal-korff.N694/2

--- those articles are very valuable, but he had two or three years before that with metropolitni expres, which only came out (or so I thought) in hard-copy form - handed out at tram stops and the entrance to metro stations. I later found out that they were also available as pdfs, but I really didn't know much about all that at that stage in my digital career - never mind how to extract single pages (his column) from the rest of the paper.

Anonymous said...

Hardcore Korffers with an hour or two to spare might find this useful:
https://chatgpt.com/c/6a23f55f-b360-83eb-8fc3-1317e5e6f34d

Anonymous said...

Adios, Kal. Happy to not hear or see you and that gaping hole of lies and vitriol you call a mouth. Loser.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin: *You* are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Anonymous said...

Big Don Ecker wins. Karlton loses.

Anonymous said...

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Still hoping for some phone cam footage from Sprouts.

Anonymous said...

https://x.com/kalkorffexposed/status/2069119184869769384?s=46&t=WelnSTTDKYQWgvz3wj9g9w

Anonymous said...

Nice!

Anonymous said...

Our work is done.
Probably.