Kal Korff master paintball commando!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lads I understand that the great Kolonel Kolon is blathering that he participated in some war games recently. My thanks to the faithful posters of this blog for alerting me and sending me some photos that can be called nothing short of utter bloody rubbish. 

"Part 1:

Kal Korff:

Our war game exercises included a FEMALE Indian sharpshooter who is a gold medalist in their country, she's a VERY nice lade. Another marksman who was a bronze medalist. It was interesting to see the different tactics Israel uses compared to India. In India and Pakistan they count their ammo, and measure each shot, as in shoot sparingly and try to get their targets with one shot. Since I am trained the Israeli way, this means to just open fire and advance while firing, so that the target is pinned down and cannot move nor dare show itself. As you advance you keep firing until you are on top of the target and it is then destroyed. The result was interesting...NO "casualties" on the Israeli side of things, the other side suffered mega hits. It was fun and educational. Often other personnel were taken out, leaving sharpshooters exposed and not exactly in the best position for them. It was quite a contrast."

I know a chap who is an actual sniper and he and I had quite a laugh at the barmy rubbish Kal is saying. My sniper friend told me that Kal was arse about face where military tactics were concerned. What brought an even bigger laugh was that the photos I was sent showing Kal during these faff war games is this turns out to be nothing but a BIG GAME OF PAINTBALL!!!!! ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!  My sniper friend says that no actual military person would ever train with paintball guns. He also said there would be no way for a true 'sharpshooter' to train with a paintball gun and that Kal is a gormless smeg. It was also pointed out that were this a true military exercise that none of the chaps involved would be wearing standard green uniforms and would instead be outfitted with desert appropriate wear and colors. My sniper friend got a rather good



"Kal Korff:

It is not practical, at least in my opinion, to do one shot, one kill in this situation. I prefer steady firepower, because it paralyzes the potential enemy. Then you advance while the target is trapped and trying to survive. By the time you are within point blank range it is too late for said target. I have seen many such engagements, especially with tracers used on the mix, the poor person on the other end does not stand a chance. It is always easy to revert to one shot, one hit, but it is more risky, since one is more exposed and it is hard to cover 180 degrees in front of you at times.

In my exercise, I was pinned down by three very different types of soldiers, so I had to take out all three. I went after the two and SAVED the sharp shooter for last. The sharpshooter should have been peppering me while I was laying mega rounds on them, but I kept suppressive firepower going across the 180 sweeping back and forth and just advanced like there was no tomorrow, using combination os Israeli tactics mixed in with some good ol American improvisation. :-)"

My sniper friend also told me that a true sniper would be so far away that Kal's tactics of charging in would have resulted with Kal being put paid to and that a true military exercise would involve the use of actual weapons and that training with a paintball would be detrimental to a soldier's training. Pants all the way here lads. Pants.

 A word from the wise that you would do better to spend a penny than believe a word Kal Korff utters. Everyone had sussed Kal a long long long long time ago. How does that wanker Kal live with himself?????????

Paintball!  ahahahahahahaahhhhaaahahahahahah!  How daft!!!  ahahahaaa Please Kal do go running into combat with a paintball gun and you would b doing the world a favor you self serving diddling wonky swine.

Kal Korff defending the world against terrorists one paint ball at a time.  Utterly ace you daft wanker!!!! ahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! paintball warriors indeed!! ahahahhhhhahaaaaaaahhhaa