Conniving Kal growing DESPERATE!

It looks from my viewpoint that the final BREAKDOWN is starting for Kal K. Korff and the pressure of pretending and watching his fantasy world coming unraveled and his likely banning from the Xzone radio show it is all catching up with Conniving Kal.

Kal is becoming so DESPERATE he is having to go back in time for material now and it is because I think he has now realized that none of his threats, claims or lies are fooling or scaring anyone. I watched one of Conniving Kal's latest video farts and heard him refer to a visit at the U.S. embassy he had before made and some pictures Kal was getting all frothed up over having sent Royce Meyer III as some sort of proof.

I did some digging around and found these HILARIOUS pictures of Kal strutting around Prague! ahahahahahahaha This is some of funniest stuff I have ever seen about Conniving Kal!! Oh and be sure to call the pictures "video stills" or Communist Kal will call you a liar for calling them pictures! ahahahahaha Kal is OFF HIS ROCKER and is growing more and more DESPERATE as I'm sure he knows his world is quickly crumbling around him.

Conniving Kal is off on another video rant and says he is going back to the U.S. Embassy to turn over names and talk to embassy people. ahahahahahahahaha I don't think anybody in the U.S. embassy gives a flying fuck about flying saucers or any of your delusional rantings Kal. I found a reference where Conniving Kal said there were embassy people who were going to confirm all of his nonsense.

Go ahead and contact the embassy and ask about Kal K. Korff but be prepared to get a good laugh out of it all. And any moron can get a camera and film themself out in front of any building and say they are there for something. I could go down to any embassy office and film myslef walking in saying I'm having a secret meeting with a state official and can claim it to be about any topic I want like bigfoot, flying saucers, or Smurfs for that matter! I can show all these pictures and it doesn't prove a thing and my opinion is that only someone who is mentally insane would believe any such kind of proof offered. Just take a look at the old video with Conniving Kal standing out in front of the office of KPMG. You can't see the video anymore because Conniving Kal took it down so he could cover his tracks because it is clear Kal was LYING when he said there was an audit when KPMG knew noting about this audit and Kal couldn't produce his "as promised" audit results!

Conniving Kal really has a giant wet spot for Kevin Randle, David Beedny, Royce Meyer, Paul Kimball, Don Ecker and anyone who has called Conniving Kal out on his BULLSHIT. I know that David Beedny, Kevin Randle and Don Ecker have all left comments on this blog but I don't think Paul Kimball has dropped by or has Royce Meyerr III. If you are reading this blog please drop by and tell me what you think about Conniving Kal K. Korff! Your opinions matter and are always welcomed here! They all have some HILARIOUS stuff about Conniving Kal on their Internet websites that had me LAUGHING for hours and hours on end!!

I just wonder how much longer it will be before I'm hauled off for trial by Conninving Kal and dastardly super duper extra special secret service agents and thrown in a gulag. Or perhaps Conniving Kal is already planning the demise of us all with some top level government official.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT YET AGAIN!!!!

Well now here we go AGAIN catching Kalvin Korff red handed. Poor, dumb and desperate Kalvin just doesn't know when to quit no matter how many times he gets CAUGHT! Kalvin appears to be a glutton for public humiliation so I suppose I should give him more.

Kalvin said long ago,and now conveniently removed from his website, that the Special Secret Services would be funding the legal defense of Kalvin's brother. Kalvin even claimed that he would be traveling to the scene of the crime to do some CSI style work himself!

Here now are Kalvin's claims EXPOSED as utter BULLSHIT before the world once again. Not only did Kalvin NOT do any work at the scene of the crime committed by his CONVICTED FELON brother who tried to run a cop over with a car, the laughable Special Secret Services, and they are "special" all right, funded not one penny of Kalvin's brother's legal defense.

Instead by choosing to try and assault a cop with a car and taking no personal responsibility, Kalvin's brother wasted thousands and thousands in taxpayer dollars by having the Oregon Indigent Defense Fund pay for his defense. And while Kalvin keeps bringing up the cost of a forensic examination of the shooting and a hefty $90,000 price tag, it seems this is just more poop pouring out of Kalvin's mouth.

Some may note that Kalvin has been throwing the name Jim Pex around. Mr. Pex was asked about his cost in this and this is the message sent out by Mr.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jim Pex
Date: Wed, Aug 13, 2008 at 9:52 AM
Subject: Re: Kurtis Korff Shooting Case
To: **** ******

I was retained by the Oregon indigent defense fund for Korff. I do not have an office in D.C. but travel to the east coast regularly on casework. I will lecture to the Naval Justice School in Newport,RI on the 21st of this month. I have worked military cases from Alaska to Iraq. My most recent retained case on the east coast was in New Hampshire. My rate is $250/hr .


So are we to actually think that Mr. Pex spent three-hundred sixty hours doing this work? I find that hard to believe. So Kalvin's brother hit up taxpayers for $90,000 to fund this defense? And Kalvin has now changed his story from his brother being an "innocent" hitch hiker to not "choosing his friends more carefully". Kalvin Korff has now also been caught in another LIE by changing his story about his brother several times now! Dumb and desperate Kalvin will say anything to be right no matter how outlandish it is or how much of a lie it amounts to. And all at the expense of hard working taxpayers fleeced by another convicted criminal.

And where are these documents supposedly coming from in Washington, DC? Mr. Pex doesn't have an office there. Kalvin, you need to seriously work on getting your facts straight. Of course we all know how unreliable you are in the credibility department now since you were exposed as a LIAR who committed SLANDER.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN playing games and trying to put his own spin on the truth. This is how consumers are MISLEAD when someone like Kalvin annoints himself the light of truth and gets caught FAR too many time LYING. Kalvin, where is this twenty-five million dollars you're supposed to have? You must be selling a lot of iPods to fund the Special Secret Services, Kalvin, you complete crackpot.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #5

Continuing to look at the many, many failures of Kalvin Korff, here we find our international hero of utter rubbish proclaiming to have a five-hundred book deal. That is correct, a five-hundred book deal!

I've read some of Kalvin's published "works", but cannot see who in the BLOODY HELL would ever enlist this CRACKPOT to write five-hundred books!!

Kalvin can't even get his supposed terrorism book published! Where is Kalvin going to get his LAUGHABLE five-hundred book deal published through?? If Kalvin wrote a book a month it would take him forty-one years to write five-hundred books!!! Kalvin hasn't had a book published in YEARS!!

Kalvin never does say WHO the book deal is through! Well known and far more talented authors would never land a five-hundred book deal. What an absurd claim for Kalvin to make, but it is Kalvin and I don;t expect anything less than extraordinarily absurd claims to come flying out of his BIG mouth. Kalvin is like the little kid in school at show and tell who has the tell part down, but can't show you a thing.