Showing posts with label five-hundred book deal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label five-hundred book deal. Show all posts

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #5

Continuing to look at the many, many failures of Kalvin Korff, here we find our international hero of utter rubbish proclaiming to have a five-hundred book deal. That is correct, a five-hundred book deal!

I've read some of Kalvin's published "works", but cannot see who in the BLOODY HELL would ever enlist this CRACKPOT to write five-hundred books!!

Kalvin can't even get his supposed terrorism book published! Where is Kalvin going to get his LAUGHABLE five-hundred book deal published through?? If Kalvin wrote a book a month it would take him forty-one years to write five-hundred books!!! Kalvin hasn't had a book published in YEARS!!

Kalvin never does say WHO the book deal is through! Well known and far more talented authors would never land a five-hundred book deal. What an absurd claim for Kalvin to make, but it is Kalvin and I don;t expect anything less than extraordinarily absurd claims to come flying out of his BIG mouth. Kalvin is like the little kid in school at show and tell who has the tell part down, but can't show you a thing.