Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Kal K. Korff and Youtube

Over the last couple of years, after Kal K. Korff stopped posting videos on May 23, 2011, on any of his 3 Youtube channels (because the Korffing Syndicate shut him down by proactively editing his videos with the truth and humor), people have been wondering if Korff might have lost his Youtube username and password.

A few months back we did a little Korffing on Youtube and we found Korff (using his SecretWars username) responding to people regarding his Billy Meier research and supporting the work of Philippe Langdon.

Langdon is a man who has done some really good work; he built Meier craft models and then filmed and photographed them using the same equipment as Meier and all using just one arm, just like Billy Meier did. Langdon gives Korff some respect due to the fact that Korff was one of the only “researchers” to actually go to the locations Meier claims to have interacted with aliens, etc. Fair enough.

You can find Langdon’s work on his Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/Mrmorlam1

Many people have taken Langdon to task because of his pro Korff stance, at least as far as Korff’s Billy Meier’s work is concerned. In any case, people we’re bagging on Langdon and Korff’s name came up and then Korff stepped in to bully his way into the tread.

The image is a bit small but you really don’t need to even read it, suffice to say, it’s klassic Korff ranting. You can go to this link and read it all yourself if you must:


Our own FN stepped in and asked Korff to respond, and of course Korff did not reply, fucking pussy.

Kal Israel ~ 2 months ago

Hey Korff, why don't you answer the guys question: Alex Summers, "... you are Kal Korff who fraudulently claims to be a colonel in the Israeli secret services and is currently off the grid of the internet because of the amount of lies you have foisted on the public over your "career".

You can't hide from the truth Korff. Have you lied about everything? Absolutely not, you haven't lied about everything. Have you lied about many things? Does a Korff lie given the chance? Absolutely.



Sunday, August 18, 2013

And The Lies Continue

We will never stop bringing to light and reminding the public why Kal K. Korff needs to be monitored for the rest of his life. If Kal K. Korff would like us to stop, Kal K. Korff must publicly apologize to the many people he's harmed and then pull down every internet page he has control of and vanish from the internet forever.

If Kal K. Korff chooses to not do the right thing, we will never stop.

August 20, 2013: This thread updated with confirmation of recent research regarding the "media giant" Korff claims to be working for and getting paid by. Not so fast ass wipe. Your own "media giants" web site proves it out for us. Ha, ha, ha!

Korffing Syndicate

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

 Kal K. Korff,

"I volunteer because no

one will pay me."



Let's reach way back to Korff's Boeing days shall we.... Kal K. Korff can be reached at 16625 Redmond Way #254, Redmond, WA 98052

It's interesting that if you look up where Korff lived while he worked various low level jobs, and he held a short term position with Boeing, Korff lived in a shabby little apartment, about 12 miles away from Boeing and just as close to the other low level security guard jobs he held, etc.

From a shabby apartment in Redmond to a shabby apartment in the CZ (sharing it with up to 2 other people because he couldn't afford to live on his own), and now living in a shabby apartment in Chandigarh India, writing articles for a English language "media giant" who support their media needs by going to local schools and asking the students if they'd like to get school credit by writing articles for their paper. No money, school credit.


How do we know this? We did an audit on the names associated with a few months worth of articles posted on their web site. We came up with over a hundred different “reporters” “columnists” “editors” and “journalists”. Rarely did a name come up twice.

We then did some searches (Facebook is a wonderful research tool) based on these names and we found many of these names listed as students (involved in various activities) at schools located in and around the location of Korff’s media giant.

We then did some searches based on the names of the people claiming to have “founded” the media giant; Manish Tiwari and Ashpinder Sehgal. Guess what, like Korff, we found listings for them as guest speakers at various trade schools and colleges in and around the area as they recruited people to write articles for their newspaper, free of charge.

We have to admit, this is a very clever way to supply their “newspaper” with a full pipeline of material at almost zero cost to the company.


Well done Kal K. Korff. You’ve found yet another non-paying volunteer position to boast about, just like your volunteer Analyst, Counterterrorism Advisor and Specialist, who writes and submits reports to various private clients and sometimes also governments.

Of course, that volunteer Analyst, Counterterrorism Advisor and Specialist position was not a volunteer position back in 2010. No, Korff was a high level and very important analyst. It was only after we launched the Korffie Leak web site and started poaching Korff's videos that Korff "added" this bit to his ever changing resume.

We remember another example of Korffing elaborating on his past lies when he told Rob McConnell that he (Korff) was just giving the info to "others" to sue Don Ecker, Billy Meier, Royce Meyers II and a long list of others and if "they" didn't sue them, it was not their fault and it was out of their (Korff') hands. Sorry dummy, you claimed that you we're filing the papers, that your team of lawyers (based in India, L.A., and elsewhere in the world) were suing these people. It was only after McConnell started putting pressure on you to substantiate your claims and only after the Korffing Syndicate whacked you hard that you "added" this claim to your lie.

So easy.

Saturday, July 27, 2013


Blast from the Future

We ported this over from our Facebook Wall.


With pride we present a new post from the once and always great and powerful Korffer Brad Hudson.

Bradley Hudson posted this to our Kal Israel Facebook Wall on July 27, 2013

Well, we're 114 days away from the 50th Anniversary of the assassination of JFK on November 22, 1963, and seeing as how "solving" this mystery (only 29 years after the Warren Commission said the same thing Kal did) led to Kale’s appearance on Larry King for the 30th Anniversary was the zenith of Kal's "career" (ever tell your FB friends that profile pic is 20 years old, Kal?), will Kalvin K. Korff (aka Kal Israel, Krav Maga master, Colonel of the Kidon Unit of the Israeli founded Special Secret Services, award winning journalist, and Savior of the Earth, the Solar System, the Milky Way galaxy, and, what the hell, the galactic Local Group as well) be able to resist the Sirens song, begging him to slither out from under his Indian rock to bask once again in the glory he so "rightfully" deserves and take his deserved place amongst Einstein, Newton, Copernicus, and a host of others in the Pantheon of those that changed the course of humanity?

Not a chance in hell. Korff-Watch 2013 is officially on, and since I'm a lifelong resident of Dallas I'll be glad to glance around Dealey Plaza whenever I'm driving by, but I doubt I'll find Korff hiding in the Grassy Knoll, or anywhere else in a 2000 mile radius of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

But be on high alert, fellow Korffers, the chances of the "Colonel" reappearing are at an all time high.

By the way, does anybody know who India's answer to Larry King is? I'm sure "Kolonel Krackpot" is angling for a guest spot as we speak.

A reply from our own Facebook Kal Israel

Bradley Hudson thanks for checking in and leaving such a wonderful note! But please watch yourself my Korffing friend. Kal K. Korff will threaten to sue you (again) and threaten to call your place of employment (again) and never follow through with any of these threats (again and again and again)... Thanks for the countdown update. I think the Korffing Syndicate may have to ready a new thread for the blog in celebration of Korff's, as you rightfully state, zenith. Korffing for a Korff Free Internet.

http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/ Kal Korff is an IDIOT

And again, Bradley Hudson

Lol. Nah, Kal's long since given up making any kind of threats towards me ever since about 5 years ago when he asked in an email "how Satori Group would feel knowing one of their employees used unsolicited anti-Semitic hate speech online towards an Israeli citizen". I replied to him with our toll free number and told him to feel free to call anytime to speak to the firms owners. Since Satori was an ad agency owned by me and my wife.

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As you can see, when Korff was presented with a resolution to his issue(s) or threat(s); here's the phone number, here's my address, appear on my radio show to debate this, etc. Korff would run away after making excuses as to why he couldn't follow through with the final and public, face-to-face resolution.

After the Korffing Syndicate took control of Korff's URL's; www.ufowatchcat.com and www.freekurtis.org, took control of his internet video presence and we launched the Korffie Leak web site, Korff went away, for the most part. No more threats, no more claims and lies (again, for the most part). Why? Because we followed through with our resolution to his lying problem. Korff proved himself as too much a pussy and man-child to stand up and prove his claims (or apologize for his threats and lies) in public, like a man.

Past classic Brad Hudson Korffing Posts can be found in these threads:

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Never Believe Anything
Korff Ever Says, Period.

Kal Korff ~ July 23, 2012
Hi everyone. Today, I am honored and humbled to report that I have the LEAD STORY story in the newspaper Daily Post. The subject will surprise many of you who usually read my published articles and exposes.

I will be meeting with a key representative today concerning what was found in PepsiCo's product "Nimbooz" as this article exposes. The purpose behind the meeting is to get their version of events and to push for SAFER HYGIENIC BOTTLING of their products for the safety of the public. We are holding the contaminated bottle as evidence.

Here's the image of the article. Daily Post is India's fastest growing English language newspaper. I negotiated the contract with Pepsi along with a colleague of mine that I supervise, to supply our canteen. I have since found several problems with their products and for the benefit of consumers in general will explain the results of our investigation to them. I'll give an update later as is logical.

Before we start, notice, no direct link to the paper...
Always hiding the "media giant" from his Facebook friends.

So what Korff is saying here is that he "negotiated" the deal to bring a Pepsi product into their break room at the “media giant” he insists he works at (but refuses to share any proof of, like a photo from their recent 2nd anniversary launching party) or any photos of any kind. Smart move Korff. In any case, Korff, being the super sleuth that he is, claims to have uncovered some less than hygienic issues with the bottling of this product. You're fucking kidding me! A problem with hygiene in India! Say it ain’t so Fecal-Boy. Remember, which hand did you wipe with, which hand did you eat with… very important.

If you'd like more truth you can go to this site for a run down on this product. Maybe an e-mail to the India Pepsi people is in order to inform them that their product is being besmirched by Kal K. Korff.

E-mail: consumer.feedback@pepsico.com

Developing.... Hat tip to our newest Korffing member for this breaking Korff report.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Kal K. Korff Kontinues the Lies

We thought we would put up a new thread while we process a very large Korff related database that has been sent to us by a new member (and very public figure) of the Korffing Syndicate. This new material will take a massive effort to sort through and collate into something manageable and easy to navigate.

Kal K. Korff is going to go ballistic after we release this material. Korff will have no way to respond to this information (with his response left unmolested) unless he plays ball with the Syndicate. If Korff attempts to use FaceBook, Youtube or any other type of social media, we will take that material and edit in the truth. Korff's attempt to set his record straight will fail. Korff will lose, yet again.

July 15, 2013 ~ Kal K. Korff
“I’ll write an autobiography if I need the money.”


You might want to get that book, or series of books on terrorism, haters and consumer fraud, and that Obama book, and that 9 volume Roswell book series, and that 32 volume Billy Meier book series published first before making yet another promise (positioned as a joke but we all know it’s not meant as a joke) that will ultimately be broken.

Kal K. Korff, “This was my fourth book.”

Korff is referring to his book, "The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” published in 1997. This is not his fourth book. Korff didn't author 4 books. Korff wrote a pamphlet on the Billy Meier case called “The Meier Incident - The Most Infamous Hoax in Ufology!” while still in high school.

After graduating from John F. Kennedy high school, in 1980 (not in 1979 as you claim) Korff wrote another book on the Billy Meier case, “Spaceships of the Pleiades” published in 1995.

Korff then wrote a book on the Roswell UFO crash called, “The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” published in 1997.

The last material Korff wrote that made it into a proper book was the forward to the book, “The Making of Bigfoot: The Inside Story” in 2004. It has been reported that Korff assisted author, Greg Long, in researching material for the book but Korff did not “author” the book, or “write” the book. Korff wrote the forward to the book, period.

So, Korff's claim that “The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know” is his fourth book is a lie. And easy to prove and blatant lie. Another HUGE lie is the lie Korff floated stating that he had a contract to publish 500 books, from various publishers (all working together, another first, to pool their money and efforts together so they could afford and handle the task of publishing such a large and important amount of material). Korff also elaborated on this lie with another lie; 2007, "CriticalThinkers has now ACQUIRED Knihovnik Press. This means that I, Kal Korff, am now a publisher."

Kal K. Korff continues to refer to his “wife” as a thing (with no name or any reason to exist than to be Kal K. Korff's wife. And Korff still refuses to share a photo of his “Indian Princess” with his  Facebook “friends”. His Facebook  friends remain heartbroken to not lay eyes on Korff's Indian Princess.

Kal K. Korff continues to show his hatred towards gay people.
Korff was asked to answer for this hatred and Korff remains silent.

Kal K. Korff continues to use a photo of himself (from the
last century) on his "articles" posted by his media giant.

Kal K. Korff still living in the 1990's (posting photos decades old) and hanging onto his past meager accomplishments and minor celebrity when he could still get on television and fool the people that he, Kal K. Korff was the "go to" UFO expert. Korff’s last public media appearance of any kind was in 2002, on a UK-based radio station. It’s over Korff, embrace the now, and embrace the fact that you are a has-been and a hardly ever been.

Stay tuned for a massive release of material on our favorite Village Idiot.

Kal Korff ate my hamster.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Martina Tycova Supermodel, Film Maker, and Kal Korff's ... right hand woman...

What happened to Martina Tycova?
And why did Korff stop talking about her and bragging about her in 2011?

We may never know but what we do know for sure is that Korff did not want the Korffing Syndicate to get a hold of this web site URL and add it to www.ufowatchcat.com and www.freekurtis.org; URL's Korff once "owned" and then let slide, only to have the Syndicate take them over and expose Korff as the lying fuck that he is.

On June 19th, Kal K. Korff re-registered the martinatycova.com URL for another year. Why? There's simple no other reason than he’s afraid that we will register it and use it as we see fit. Also, Korff hasn't done anything with any of the URL's he still has charge over:

http://www.kalkorff.com
http://www.criticalthinkers.org
http://MartinaTycova.com

None of these URL's have pointed to a working web site in over two years. You can find more information regarding this issue by clicking this link.

Also, you can find interesting Martina information here... Things I didn't know like; she was the Executive Producer of the never to be produced or published UFO WatchCat MAGAZINE, she was a founder of Korff's never used "think tank" CriticalThinkers group, she worked with National Geographic TV to produce a never to be finished or broadcasted one hour special exposing the infamous Roger Patterson 'Bigfoot' film as a hoax.

Regarding this URL and the information Korff used to register it.

Please keep in mind that Korff can be turned in for using fraudulent information when registering this URL. The company makes it clear that a registrar must use real and current personal information or risk the removal and lose of his URL claim.

Kal Korff does not live in the CZ; we can prove this by informing the company that he works for the Daily Post India, backed up by the "articles" he posts on his scribd page, that he lives in Chandigarh, India, and that he lives there with his Punjabi wife.

You can send in a complaint at this link.

Here’s the information Korff used to register this URL.

Domain Name: MARTINATYCOVA.COM
Created on: 19-Jun-07
Expires on: 19-Jun-14
Last Updated on: 19-Jun-13

Registrant:
Kal Korff
13362 Zesmesnovat Ulice
Praha, Puerto Rico 10060
Czech Republic

Administrative Contact:
Korff, Kal kalkorff@yahoo.com
13362 Zesmesnovat Ulice
Praha, Puerto Rico 10060
Czech Republic

420602890273

UPDATE: We have a grand update to publish very soon. It seems Little Kalvin is not happy to be receiving the same type of "coverage" which he gave to other people. He’s not happy that people are following him and posting and reporting on his life with such fervor and focus. Tough shit Korff, you get what you deserve.


June 28, 2013 - Here's the Grand Update ~ LINK

Jimmy D,

Stealing from a kind, gentle, elderly philanthropist - or at least (as he sees it) robbing him of his honor.

Way to go, you piece of dung.

Why not take this opportunity, publicly, to say sorry?