The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #3

Remember all the nonsense Kalvin Korff has been on with about having the work of Kevin Randle audited by the offices of KPMG? There even was a video showing Kalvin standing outside the Prague office of KPMG, yet the video is now gone proving that Kalvin is OMITTING data and MISLEADING consumers! The video has been REMOVED by Kalvin!

Kalvin stated as FACT on August 2, 2007 that the KPMG audit was underway and "Roswell UFO huckster Kevin Randle is being AUDITED by KPMG for his numerous false and fanciful claims concerning the mythical Roswell "UFO crash" of 1947."

KPMG has NEVER HEARD OF KALVIN KORFF, MARTINA TYCOVA, OR THE SPECIAL SECRET SERVICES and they know NOTHING about auditing any UFO books and DO NOT KNOW who Kevin Randle is! THERE IS NO KPMG AUDIT! Literally an entire year later and Kalvin Korff has produced NOTHING even though he PROMISED this audit was taking place!

Just one more of the many FAILURES of Kalvin Korff. I'm not at all surprised there never was an audit to begin with even though Kalvin even claimed to have done a press conference and to have "officially" met with KPMG!

And as Kalvin "updates" his website on a regular basis to OMIT and HIDE what he has previously said, I took a picture of Kalvin's website to PROVE Kalvin had stated KPMG was doing an audit. How can anyone trust Kalvin when he does EXACTLY what he accuses others of doing? Kalvin Korff is HYPOCRITE.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #2

Thanks to one of the many people who leave comments on this blog, this nice tidbit on yet ANOTHER FAILURE of Kalvin Korff is presented here.

On July 4, 2007, Kalvin wrote "On the Kal’s Korner Online Web site, we have started an ambitious program to input 10,000 English expressions into our database, complete with definitions."

To top this off in Kalvin's usual dramatic fashion he just had to say it was going to happen by emphasizing it with a word in all capital letters, "While this is an ambitious undertaking, make no mistake about it: it WILL be done. We will not only succeed, but with each day that passes, more phrases are being approved and annotated for putting onto the Web."

One-year later and still NOTHING but another FAILURE of Kalvin Korff. Kalvin, you've got the talking part mastered but you need SERIOUS work on the ACTION side of things you miserable twit.