Kal Korff and his Internet terrorism

Hater. Internet terrorist. Stalker. Libelist. Slanderer. Coward. Those are just a fw of the less colorful words used to describe Kal K. Korff and his Internet website bashing of people. While Kal will say it all day long that noneof this is personal on any level it most certainly and clearly is personal.

The tones and threats and ALL BIG CAPITAL LETTERS would lead anyone who would be considered a reasonable person to believe that Kal is full of hatred and is waging a personal Internet website war against those he hates. Go ahead and take a look at the latest tangents Kal has gone off on all the while mixing in music videos as if he is trying to send some sort of childish message to the people who rightfully criticize the moronic threats Kal dishes out.

Now Kal is on about Internet user F1 racer who has stood straight up to Kal and has publicly challenged Kal numerous times each time with Kal FAILING to meet the challenge. While Kal can keep saying he willmeet with anyone at anytime to discuss these subjects Kal has proven that he is a LYING COWARD who refused to meet with F1 racer or anyone esle when presented the opportunity to do so! Kal dodged the debate with Kevin Randle when an offer was on the table to have Kal flown in to the states for a face to face debate with Kevin Randle.

Kal is no better than the real terrorists he claims to fight. Kal's blatant use of all these false claims and threats of prosecutions and getting people put on bigot lists is pure nonsense. Speaking of bigotry the following was allegedly found at a website and was allegedly posted by Kal K. Korff himself "Jews are responsible for the problems of the world. There has never been such a leacherous group of people as them
Kalkorff@aol.com"

So who is the real bigot here now? If Kal did write this we now know who the true bigot would be. This is the exact same Kal K. Korff who actually had the balls to describe himself as a "hero" and a "leader" of the Jewish community! Ten years ago Kal is a Christian claiming he has real life evidence of the Exodus and now suddenly he is a Jewish convert? I have friends of mine who are practicing Jews and when I show them this stuff Kal prints on the Internet my friends tell me that no true practicing Jewish person would ever write this sort of defamatory garbage about people.

Someone pointed out that Kal enjoys getting on popular bandwagons and there is a pattern here that would completely support this notion of Kal's trend hopping for his own benefit. How in the world can a man who is nearing the age of fifty act so depraved and juvenile? Yes! Kal is just shy three years of being FIFTY YEARS OLD!! No real adult or person who is really seeking truths acts like this.

kal Korff is a terrorist who thinks his empty threats and slandering people will prevent anyone from exposing him. You are WRONG Kal! You've been exposed as a LIAR and PRETENDER and COWARD! Everyone sees right through your charades Kal. Everyone!

Kal K. Korff gets "married, booted from Prague, INSULTS victims of communism

Kal K. Korff has put the final nail in his own coffin by EXPOSING himself to the world for the incompetent and liar he is! You might've noticed Kal that I lifted not a finger. All I did was to merely take YOUR OWN words and actions to show how LUDICROUS your claims and threats truly are. You really do need to work on keeping your own story straight Kal.

Kal at first says a "terrorist threat" directed at him said Kal had one-week to get out of Prague and this is the LAME EXCUSE Kal used to elude Kevin Randle in a debate. We later learn from Kal's OWN WORDS that this threat was them supposedly directed at a Czech citizen. Next Internet user F1 Racer EXPOSES Kal and catches him in another DIRECT CONTRADICTION where Kal weakly says this "threat" was made toward Vojtek Sedlacek.

Kal dragging Mr. Sedlacek into this is beyond REPREHENSIBLE! Mr. Sedlacek has done nothing but good for people and to have an UTTER ASSHOLE like Kal K. Korff trying to throw a GREAT MAN like Mr. Sedlacek under the bus is unforgivable. Mr. Sedlacek is a TRUE HUMANITARIAN unlike you Kal! And UNLIKE YOU KAL Mr. Sedlacek is truly dedicated to humanitarian causes. UNLIKE YOU KAL Mr. Sedlacek has done great things for people - he has inspired people and likely saved lives! You are a DISGRACE Kal for trying to throw Mr. Sedlacek into your crazed reality blender by blaming your cowardice on some nonexistent threat! SHAME ON YOU KAL, SHAME ON YOU! But the shame does not end there!

Czechs are OUTRAGED at Kal's EXPLOITATION of those killed by communism where Kal video taped himself running around in circles when his LIES about this threat began to unravel and Kal SHAMELESSLY tried to tie the deaths of those at the hands of the brutal regime of communism to his PATHETIC COWARDICE!

HOW DARE YOU Kal try to use the pain and suffering of millions to benefit your RUSE! You have INSULTED people who actually DIED defending what they believed and you have INSULTED the citizens of the Czech Republic! It is one thing to be a coward Kal but it is wholly another to desecrate a memorial to the dead for your OWN BENEFIT! You aren't fooling anyone Kal and you have greatly ANGERED a number of people especially in the Czech Republic! You owe the people of the Czech Republic an IMMEDIATE PUBLIC APOLOGY! Leave it to Comrade Kal to exploit the dead for his own purposes. This is what the communists did and it looks like Kal with his propaganda would have made the communist regime proud.

After this ATROCITY Kal skips not a beat in one of his corny videos on his way once again to the U.S. Embassy claiming he is going to give names to the representatives there and this is somehow supposed to scare people. What Kal was actually doing at the U.S. Embassy where anyone can walk in off the street is not completely known. Some have speculated that Kal was being told he had to leave Prague because he could not obtain an employment visa to stay. I have it on good word the people inside the U.S. Embassy are very happy Kal has left Prague and that he has been restricted from returning to the Czech Republic for two-years.

This all makes perfect sense because Kal now says he has moved to Switzerland. Good! Perhaps the Swiss are more tolerant of complete assholes who EXPLOIT the dead to propel their own LIES! I wonder if it was just too much for Kal to admit he had visa problems? What is very odd about all this is that F1Racer said he dropped Kal's info to a friend who works in the embassy and suddenly Kal is forced to leave? It is painfully obvious what happened and Kal will liekly never live down being given the boot from Prague. The rush to the U.S. Embassy, the hastily taped videos, the books missing from the shelf, this sudden claim of being married all amounts to Kal working at fever pitch to stop him from being forced out of Prague. Married? Oh for the love of God this just top sit all off like very poorly written television soap opera.

Kal now claims he is married, has been married, and has to the horror of everyone said he has fathered a son with a genius level IQ! Now I really am sick to my stomach. Not only over the thought of any real woman giving herself over to - PUKE! - Kal but having his child! DOUBLE PUKE! Can you fathom having Conniving Kal for your father? The torment the child would endure with telling his classmates all about his "colonel" daddy fighting terrorists and everyone seeing - PUKE! - daddy's youtube videos and ranting Internet website. Oh the humanity of it all! Kal if you really do have a kid PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, give the kid a FIGHTING CHANCE and put it up for adoption now! This marriage bit from Kal I will have to call complete BULLSHIT on and I won't take Kal's word for it as he is a CONFESSED LIAR who said he committed slander on national radio. This is a FACT.

So it looks like after the big wedding, having a kid, getting booted from Prague, DISGRACING victims of communism, being a COWARD and ducking Kevin Randle, Kal's big day just went on to announcing he would be broadcasting from Switzerland, reporting Royce Meyer III to "internal affairs" and claiming that Kevin Randle has ties to terrorism!!!

Kal, you walking lump of shit, how DARE you claim Kevin Randle has ties to terrorism let alone would ever hurt your family!! I hope Kevin Randle SUES YOUR ASS Kal! There is no sense in demanding Kal apologize to Kevin Randle or anyone else for that matter because everyone knows it would be an empty apology and Kal won't apolgize. Kal LIED when he said if Kevin Randle proved him wrong on anything that Kal would publicly apologize to Kevin Randle. Kal can't even keep his own word!!

Up next here is Conniving Kal first claiming he has contacted "internal affairs" about Royce Meyer III and Kal then CHANGES his story saying a "third party" is filing a complaint! Kal says it isn't anything "personal" but clearly from the amount of anger and resentment displayed in his videos it is ALL PERSONAL to Kal with everyone he focuses he HATRED on.

Then Kal returns to youtube land for a new disjointed piece of trash video where he starts off talking about selling iPods and going "mobile" and field testing something. But don;t worry because Kal quickly turns it into evidence being tampered with in his brother's shooting and more big announcements coming next week.

I've said this previously but have to ask again. WHERE is this twenty-five million dollars Kal says he has? And Kal has yet to explain how a Jewish person would ever accept money from the Saudis. Trust me it would NEVER happen! And where is the all powerful and all knowing S3 during Kal's visa crisis? Wouldn't an organization as powerful as Kal claims it is have no problems in pulling a string here and there to make Kal's visa problems disappear? Would they not provide Kal with a place in Israel? This is more proof - not that any was ever needed - that S3 is a bad joke dreamed up by Kal.

Kal isn't having a good week by any means. Kal runs from a debate challenge he issued, Kal gets caught in his own lies, Kal pisses off a bunch of Czech citizens, Kal gets booted from the Czech Republic, Kal gets booted from Xzone, Kal is the ass end of far too many jokes, and poor Kal has to pack up his books and newspaper clippings before he gets deported. Who says there's no justice?

I have given serious consideration to ending this blog. Why, you might ask? It has become rather apparent to myself and a number of others that Kal K. Korff has some rather profound personal "issues". I'm not a doctor or a psychiatrist so I won't attempt to expound on what issues Conniving Kal might have. Kal's claims and threats are so UTTERLY ABSURD they deserve not even a glancing look.

Kal K. Korff is done for and his antics and double talk have been EXPOSED. The ruse is over Kal. Over. How does it feel being your own worst enemy Comrade Kal?

Conniving Kal K. Korff CAUGHT misleading the public AGAIN!

Conniving Kal K. Korff just can't kick the habit of getting caught in LIE AFTER LIE! Since saying he was forced to cancel his debate with flying saucer author Kevin Randle, Conniving Kal has changed his story AGAIN!! Kal must think consumers worldwide are stupid and that he will easily turn his cowardice around by LYING TO THE PUBLIC!!

Conniving Kal runs from the Kevin Randle debate after sending a message to Xzone radio host Rob McConnel in which Conniving Kal says he cannot participate in the debate because of a "terrorist threat" directed at Kal. Conniving Kal's OWN EMAIL says "WE JUST RECEIVED ANOTHER EMAIL WITH THE THREAT, SAYING I HAVE ONE WEEK TO "GET OUT OF PRAGUE OR ELSE." ROB, I AM VERY SORRY, I HAVE NO CHOICE. RIGHT NOW WE ARE MOVING, PLEASE ADVISE ON HOW YOU WISH ME TO PROCEED."

Now what does Conniving Kal say???? The imbecile in a desperate laden video now says the threat was directed at a Czech citizen and not at Kal!!! Which is it Kal??? How many more times are you going to change the PATHETICALLY SAD EXCUSE FOR YOUR COWARDICE??? How many more times will consumers have to ENDURE the EMBARRASSMENT of your obvious DECEPTIONS?

What is even more painful is to hear Conniving Kal carry on as though the debate is still taking place! Now Conniving Kal is trying to turn the tables on Kevin Randle by saying it is up to Kevin Randle to make the debate happen and it is up to Kevin Randle to prove his flying saucer claims!! But let us not forget that it was Kal who challenged Kevin Randle to this debate!!!! Not the other way around!!!! Kal FAILED to show up for a fight he called for!!!! Is your mommy going to write you a note for not showing up Kal?? ahahahahahahahahaha

You've been EXPOSED before he world Kal and this PAINFULLY PUBLIC EXPOSURE of your nonsense was done at your OWN HAND!! It prbably is a good thing Kal isn;t a real colonel in a real anti terror group because after the world witnessing Kal HUMILIATE himself before the world if Kal were given a gun he'd probably shoot himself in the ass! Unless you can continue to ENDURE more such DISGRACE to yourself Kal you should just quit now because thee is no way you can even come close to breaking even for this much self imposed SHAME!

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #13

Directly from the mouth of Kal K. Korff, "Kal Korff, who holds the rank of Colonel in the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services, is the Counter-terrorism Commander for Kidon Unit Aleph, whose jurisdiction includes Prague. The Israeli-founded Special Secret Services (otherwise known as the YS3 or S3 for short) are scheduled to open up their formal office in Prague when Colonel Korff's new trilogy book series Secret Wars is published by Prometheus Books later this year. "SWAT," as the 5.5 year project is code-named, is Kal Korff's seventh, eighth and ninth book respectively. "

Rack up YET MORE FAILURES and BROKEN PROMISES from Kal K. Korff. Kal can't seem to get aynthing done he says he is going to do. It is now common knowledge among consumers everywhere that Kal K. Korff's book IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED by Prometheus Books as he says it is. And where is the super duper special secret services formal office that was supposed to open in Prague? What's wrong Kal, can you not sell enough iPods to pay the rent?

Kal the best way to avoid such embarrassment is not to make claims you clearly cannot deliver on. Kal K. Korff CAUGHT AGAIN not keeping his word to consumers.

By the way you should keep your eyes open for a new reality based show called Catching Kal where a worldwide audience will see first hand with all of Kal's claims listed out and are gone through line by line where the results of what actually happened are compared to what Kal said. With all the blabbing Kal has done there will probably be at least three-zillion episodes. CONSUMERS MUST BE PROTECTED from the outright idiotic claims made by Kal K. Korff.

I also would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to those of you having written in with al of the great stories and documented information about Kal K. Korff that will be used here and in episodes of Catching Kal! Keep that information flowing by sending it to me kalisanidiot@live.com

Kal K. Korff EXPOSED for his hypocrisy, placing self interest before that of consumers!

I can't think of much else that truly sickens me than an asshole who is also an utter hypocrite. Yes I am talking again about Kal K. Korff and his "standards" and laughable ethics. It works with Kal this way in that if you happen to not agree with him you are targeted as a fraud. But if it is something that is so clearly wrong but Kal doesn't care for the facts of the situation then Kal will use that mightily warped logic of his to "justify" the means to his own end.

Kal has been on bat shit rant of late with this whole shooting business where Kal is using conspiracy theories and blaming everyone else for what happened. Kal even says that people involved in this are not following the rule of law and Kal goes on his usual diatribe of disjointed reasoning and faulty logic to "justify" his view so he can be right. kal is even taking an old play out of the conspiracy nuts play book by screaming COVER UP!

Kal's brother was tried and convicted in a court of law for what some say is a felony criminal act. Kal said it was all a coverup since his brother was convicted. Kal says this in SPITE of the FACT that taxpayers paid $90,000 for his brother's defense and some big CSI investigator did an independent analysis. Kal's broher's lawyer was given an equal opportunity under the law to provide a defense. Kal ADMITS in his now DEFUNCT column that the cops were in the right stopping the car Kal's brother tried to use to run over a cop. And now the WORLD HAS WITNESSED Kal ALTER his story a few times now about what really happened. Which version will it be this week Kal? You see there is Kal's "truth" and then there's THE truth and Kal's version of events usually crumbles on closer inspection. That and Kal can't keep his own story straight when he attempts to MISLEAD CONSUMERS. What fishing story will Kal INSULT consumers with next? You should have worked for the O.J. Simpson defense team Kal with that imagination of yours.

Kal first made the statement that his brother was just an innocent hitch hiker picked up by a bunch of strangers who happened to have just committed a crime and then AMAZINGLY Kal later CONFESSED that his brother was in a car full of his own friends and that his brother should choose his friends more carefully. So if the police "rightfully" pulled over the car according to Kal there really is nothing to dispute.

This basically boils down to Korff's brother tried to run over a cop and the cop defended himself as any human being in that situation would. The car was "rightfully" stopped by the police according to Kal's own words. Kal's brother was in the car AGAIN according to Kal's OWN WORDS! An outstanding warrant had been issued by a judge for the arrest of Korff's brother. Korff's brother jumped from the passenger seat into the driver's seat and tried to escape from the cops. Kal even said his brother should not have tried to leave!!

By Korff's own logic and statements regarding the rules of law then his brother should have followed the law and peacefully turned himself over to the cops. Had Korff's brother not acted with such wanton disregard for the law and the life of the cop he tried to mow down with a car and had Kal's brother chose to follow the law then NONE of this would have happened! If Korff wants to hold someone accountable then he should be holding his own brother responsible for his behavior that set these events into motion. While he's at it perhaps Kal should assess how much his brother's action have cost law abiding consumers.

You can't have it both ways Kal you repugnant hypocrite. Your DOUBLE STANDARDS have been EXPOSED to consumers WORLDWIDE! Kal is unfit to champion consumers with his two-faced standards and unwillingness to be objective in his own brother's criminal actions! How can we trust Kal to champion consumers when it is very evident that Kal will place his own wants and desires and his spite before the needs of honest consumers? You can't.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #12

There's nothing worse than a hypocrite. I truly cannot tolerate those presenting a self righteous exterior when the ugly truth is that they're worse than the people they pretend to condemn. Kal K. Korff is among the worst when it comes to hypocrites.

Kal has repeatedly accused others of uneven standards and of being selective in their truths. Kal has made it clear we cannot tolerate anyone promoting flying saucer or other nonsense.

How do you think Kal would feel about a chap who takes advertising money from a guy who claims the world is being controlled by lizard people and has written books about it?

It appears that Xzone radio show host Rob McConnel is doing just that. This rather bizarre fellow named David Icke says lizard people are actually running the world! And where else does this David Icke fellow advertise himself? On the Rob McConnel radio show website. Here is a picture I took of the website showing the advertisement for David Icke.
So is Rob McConnel not promoting this David Icke fellow by allowing him to advertise on this Xzone website? I find the whole idea of lizard people running the world to be absurd. Why is Kal not holding this Rob McConnel chap to the same set of standards Kal holds others?

If Kal doesn't hold Rob McConnel to the same standard then this must mean Kal endorses the views of David Icke as genuine and others advertising or appearing on the Rob McConnel show. If Kal doesn't hold the views of David Icke as genuine, then why has Kal not drawn the line and held Rob McConnel responsible to the same level Kal has held Kevin Randle and others?

Kal accuses Kevin Randle and many other people of fraud. While I do not think Rob McConnel is committing fraud and is just a guy who hosts a show, my understanding of Kal's standard is anyone promoting ideas, people, or making money off either that Kal believes to be fraudulent, those people are engaging in consumer fraud. If Rob McConnel is accepting advertising money from someone Kal believes to be a fraud, or if Rob McConnel is promoting them through advertising then Rob McConnel is by Kal's standard committing consumer fraud. I only think Rob McConnel is a radio show guy and I believe he is not committing fraud by putting on a radio show or letting people advertise on his show.

If Kal is going to let this slide, then Kal is a just another hypocrite in a world full of them. If Kal's self imposed ethics are as strong as he claims and if he is a real champion of consumers, then Kal would not hesitate to turn his sights on Rob McConnel.

But the sad, painful reality is Kal K. Korff is a hypocrite GUILTY of the same charges he levels at others. Kal is unfit to represent consumers in any manner so long as his ethics and standards can be bought for a spot on a radio show. Not only is Kal K. Korff a HYPOCRITE he is also a SELLOUT who can be bought for some publicity and a little attention all at the expense of consumers worldwide.

The hypocrisy of Kal K. Korff EXPOSED

A bit ago I wrote about the dilemma faced by Kal Korff. In short, one of Kal's arch enemies Don Ecker was featured on the Xzone show which turns out ot be a show Kal has a regular spot on. During the time Don Ecker was on the show I heard the show's host Rob McConell call both Don Ecker and a fellow named Kevin Randle "credible".

In the world according to Kal K. Korff anyone calling Kevin Randle "credible" or anything similar is a fraud and is engaging in consumer fraud.

With that said, and I find this point to be rather clear, Kal should then hold the host of the Xzone ACCOUNTABLE for claiming Kevin Randle is credible. By Kal's warped standards, this Rob McConell chap is committing CONSUMER FRAUD by publicly stating that Kevin Randle is credible. I don't think Rob McConell is doing anything wrong by voicing his opinion and the opinions of others, but Kal has made it clear that we are not to tolerate consumer fraud on any level. Kal would like everyone to believe he is the shining light of truth and ethics. The sad reality here is that Kal is just another hypocrite who will twist words and look the other way to serve his own selfish wants and needs, while leaving consumers confused by his actions.

As predicted Kal crawled back to the only radio program that will give him the time of day. Did Kal hold this Rob McConnel host accountable? When you are the one and only Kal "king of hypocrisy" Korff you sure don't.

Kal can belly-ache about holding people accountable and he can rage on about people supposedly having what he calls "double standards", but Kal's latest actions speak volumes about him and his one man crusade against certain people. Kal Korff is a hypocritical, two-faced oaf who won't even hold himself to the same standards he damns others for not supposedly having!

Seriously take a look at some of the guests on this Xzone radio show. The show has flying saucer people, psychics, ghost hunters, astrologers, hunters of bigfoot and the like who sell all sorts of stuff. Why isn't Kal holding host Rob McConnel for giving such people a public venue to advertise themselves and their products to consumers?

Kal you are a two-faced idiot who will only call out those you hate while turning a blind eye to those that serve you a purpose. If you were really the big consumer crusader you claim and as self righteous as you try to make yourself out to be, then YOU WOULD NOT HESITATE to level this Xzone show. I posed the question to Kal a while back if it would be his ethics or his hypocrisy. Clearly Kal has chosen hypocrisy.

One person emailed me adding this:

" Check this out. Korff has this Bob Heironimus guy claiming he was the guy who wore the supposed Bigfoot costume in the Patterson Film. Korff can't even provide the suit or have the guy claiming to have made it produce another copy, but that's another story all together and one of many of Korff's shortcomings where evidence and logic are concerned.

Korff goes off about holding people accountable for fraud nad blah, blah, blah. The only reason Heironimus came out claiming to have worn this nonexistent suit is because he was told he would be paid for his part in the film and never got paid! This is just sour grapes! If this is the case then the guy is an accessory to fraud. But Korff thinks otherwise since Heironimus "confessed" to it. So Korff thinks it ok for this guy to remain silent all these years about this alleged Bigfoot scheme yet doesn't hold him accountable? Talk about double standards and Korff sees nothing wrong with this? I wonder if the guy would have come forward had he been paid.

Korff loves this righteous persona he shows off, but in the words of Korff, "You can't have it both ways." "

Indeed, Kal, you cannot have it both ways. So there you have Kal K. Korff the king of hypocrisy who will crucify one person to commit what Kal considers consumer fraud, but will gladly turn a blind eye to someone serving his agenda. You're a DISGRACE to consumers everywhere Kal, an outright disgrace and a TRAITOR to the cause you PRETEND to champion.

Kal, you might want to look for your integrity as you have clearly lost it. You're a coward Kal K. Korff, a coward who isn't standing up for consumers. You are instead a loathsome rat who is willingly MISLEADING CONSUMERS!

Kal, I hope you learn from this PUBLICLY EMBARRASSING lesson I've had to teach you. If not then I am fully prepared to give you several more lessons. I don't think you can ever regain the trust of consumers worldwide after publicly disgracing yourself and showing your true colors.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT erasing DATA and HIDING FACTS

To no surprise Kalvin Korff has been CAUGHT AGAIN covering up data and facts in a contrived attempt to cover his tracks from the HUMILIATION of his long promised KPMG audit being EXPOSED as a FRAUD! To have fallen on your own face so many times for the world to see must be utterly HUMILIATING for Kalvin Korff.

A little over A YEAR AGO Kalvin wrote on his website as FACT that the KMPG audit of flying saucer author Kevin Randle's book on the Roswell flying saucer was taking place and Kalvin's "backers" were paying for the audit. In Kalvin's own words from August 2, 2007 We first announced several months ago that our investors were going to hire KPMG to audit Mr. Kevin Randle and prove to the world what we have been saying all along and for more than 10 years now, that Kevin Randle's Roswell UFO 'research' and claims of alien bodies being secretly hidden by the U.S. Government are a bunch of hooey and nonsense, they are in fact a libel and slander against the good name of the U.S. Governmet and the hard working honorable men and women in its military," explained Kal Korff, the President and CEO.

Kalvin even posted a video claiming the audit to be occurring while Kalvin stood outside of the office of KPMG. The video has now been DELETED by Kalvin! And to prove that Kalvin made this statement as FACT I took a picture of Kalvin's old website. I also took the liberty of contacting KPMG and the company has NEVER heard of Kal K. Korff, Kevin Randle, and knows nothing about any audit of a lying saucer book! There is NO audit!

If this is not the case then Kalvin, WHERE IS THE AUDIT you claimed was taking place OVER A YEAR AGO???

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN misleading consumers with his absurd claims and broken promises.

A side note here - I will be referring to Kalvin as 'Kal' from here on as one person pointed out it can be confusing to a degree with the names 'Kalvin' and 'Kevin', though I am quite sure no one would confuse that imbecile Kalvin with Dr. Kevin Randle even under the most extreme circumstances.

"As Promised!" my ass, Kal. The only thing you can rely on Kal Korff for is his lunatic claims and for him to not follow through on the big promises. Just look at this alien autopsy business. I'm sure Kal is joke of the day over tea and crumpets with that group.

" So I am known as a man who gets things done and seems to be able to figure things out." The words of Kal Korff coming full circle to bite him right in the ass. No Kal, you are known as a bad joke with a big mouth.

The dilemma of Kalvin Korff

Someone posting in the comments section brought up a rather interesting point. Seems Kalvin Korff has placed himself in a very tough situation. A chap named Don Ecker popped up in the regular spot of an Internet radio show that is usually occupied by our dear Kalvin. This radio show is called the X Zone and its host is a fellow named Rob McConnell.

Kalvin has proclaimed that Kevin Randle is committing fraud and is a liar. Kalvin has proclaimed that this Royce Meyer fellow commits consumer fraud by promoting Kevin Randle as "being credible." Kalvin also damns Don Ecker's credibility as marginal at best.

Where does this all lead, one might be asking. This leads Kalvin into a simple though I'm sure rather frustrating moral dilemma. Since Kalvin lamblasts Royce Meyers for calling Kevin Randle "credible"then here is Kalvin's problem.

When this Don Ecker chap appeared on this X Zone show in Kalvin's usually scheduled slot, radio host Rob McConnell called both Kevin Randle and Don Ecker credible. So the question now is will Kalvin Korff hold Rob McConnell to the same standard as Kalvin holds others? With mere utterance of the word directed in such favorable fashion to Don Ecker and Kevin Randle, isn't Rob McConnell now committing consumer fraud according to Kalvin's own standards? Isn't this Rob McConnell fellow now as "guilty" as the others, Kalvin? I'm not saying Rob McConnell is committing consumer fraud or doing anything else wrong, but I am posing a rather serious question to Kalvin Korff about his so-called "standards" and "morals." I've seen the list of some of the people that are on the X Zone and they don;t seem to be very "scientific" and seems to be rather flying saucer and new age types to me. How does Kalvin still appear on that show with all of those same types of people he has spoken out against?

So what shall it be Kalvin? Risk your spot on the only radio show that would host a loon like you on a regularly scheduled basis? Or stand by the "moral code" you foist unto others and proclaim Rob McConnell a fraud as you have Kevin Ranlde, Royce Meyer, Don Ecker and others?

I guess we get to see just how high your standards and morals are, or aren't. Will Kalvin risk his spot on the X Zone show or will he fold so he can keep the only soap box he has other than his pathetic website to stand on?

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT!

As promised earlier in this blog I am putting up something sent to me by a person who wishes to remain anonymous. If you have any good information about Kalvin Korff please send it to me kalisanidiot@live.com

I'm not a flying saucer person and find the subject good conversation but other than that its all nonsense and conjecture to me. I do understand what Kalvin Korff was claiming about the flying saucer picture.

As you might know about Kalvin Korff he really has it in for this Billy Meier chap. I've seen some of this Billy Meier flying saucer business and have to say it is completely unconvincing to me but there are some impressive looing photos. I am reading Kalvin Korff's book on this Switzerland flying saucer stuff and it has been a painful read!! Excruciatingly so!! Don't worry though, I didn't pay for the book otherwise I'd be getting a refund.

I received an email from someone including some Billie Meier flying saucer pictures and a description of the pictures. It looks as though Kalvin Korff has once again been CAUGHT MISREPRESENTING DATA and thus Kalvin would be MISLEADING CONSUMERS. This is what was sent to me.

"Just to show you how piss poor of an investigator Kal Korff is, here is a set of photos taken by Meier. This particular U.F.O. is known as the wedding cake. Kal Korff asserts that one photo shows a thumb tack that has fallen off the U.F.O. model. Come on, Meier's pictures are good, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out they're models."

"In this first photo, you can see the small, gold colored pieces sticking out around the middle section of balls. I've highlighted one area in the row of middle balls (big square)."

"Just below that highlighted section (smaller square), you can see a piece which appears to be laying on part of the model. Korff claims this piece is one of the small, gold colored pieces that has fallen off the model from the upper highlighted section where there is an empty space."

"I personally think the whole Meier case is a sham, a ruse. The point here is Korff claims to have a higher level of standards and investigative skills. As you might suspect, Korff demands nothing but the highest of evidence from everyone else but this standard doesn't apply to him. Korff has also stated that mistakes are inexcusable in conducting research."

"With that, how the hell did Korff miss what I'd call rather obvious, even to the layman U.F.O. investigator or casual observer. The second picture here shows the same spot Korff claims the piece fell from."

"But a simple comparison reveals the piece Korff says has fallen off the model is a ring, not a straight piece that is supposed to be a carpet tack. You can see a second ring highlighted as well in the lower right portion of the photo. The empty spot Korff states the piece fell from is clearly visible in other Meier wedding cake U.F.O. photos and obviously is empty by design."

"What Korff claims to be a piece that, unknown to Meier, has fallen off a model is actually that of the ring from a side view. Looking at the first photo I've sent, you can see the piece Korff says has fallen off actually has another dimension to it, which is the interior curve of the ring! Take a look at other Meier wedding cake U.F.O. photos and you'll see the area is empty in those photos, too. As Korff likes to say, "This is physics, folks.""

"I by no means am an investigator, I don't have a 200 IQ, I've never worked at Apple Computers or Lawrence Livermore National Labs, I've never been to Switzerland, nor have I written a book or been on CNN, so I'm quite unsure how Korff missed this and I did not. Rather embarrassing I'd say."

"And if you're interested, as you said you were reading Korff's book on Meier, you can go to this website and see the myriad of mistakes, a lot of amateur mistakes by the way, made by Korff: http://meiercase.0x2a.info/meiercase/001/article.php?id=40&sn=0 There is some rubbish in there about Meier's contacts and such, but apparently Korff couldn't even get some names or who was married to who straight. Korff, who claims to speak German and several other languages, couldn't even properly translate some of Meier's writings in the German language!"

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #7

Now after watching Kalvin Korff's publicly embarrassing and desperate attempt to cover up his being EXPOSED by a newspaper article from 1994, let us look back to a date where yet another FAILURE of Kalvin Korff's takes place.

On May 26, 2007 Kalvin announced that he would be releasing a new line of books about this Roswell flying saucer business on the anniversary widely celebrated by the town of Roswell, New Mexico.

Kalvin stated on his website that he would be releasing a "historic and unprecedented" nine book series about the Roswell flying saucer. This was last year Kalvin made this announcement and this supposed book series would showcase "new evidence" and would "shock everyone."

Kalvin wrote on his website "The first volume, which analyzes and exposes the skeptical writings of noted UFO skeptic Philip J. Klass, is scheduled for release the first week of July, on the anniversary of Roswell."

Hmmmmm. Where have we all heard a claim of a book being published and never seeing it? I wonder where? Oh, wait a moment, I remember now. It was Kalvin Korff who promised to show the world a video of him mailing the manuscript of his new terrorism book to a publisher. And what does a book on terorism and this "new" Roswell flying saucer series have in common? Both have NEVER been published!

Everyone knows Kalvin's terrorism book IS NOT being published by Prometheus Books. So where is this 3,500 page compilation Kalvin bragged about releasing on the sixtieth anniversary of the Roswell flaying saucer? Kalvin, you're only two anniversaries late now. Word is that Kalvin hasn't "published" his books due to the copy machine at the local 7-11 having been broken for some time now.

Yet ANOTHER in a LONG line of the HUMILIATING and COUNTLESS FAILURES. Oh, it doesn't end here. Oh, no! I just received an interesting email with some photos showing just how poor Kalvin's flying saucer research really is. Those will be available for all to see shortly!

Kalvin Korff is king in the land of confusion

I just watched Kalvin Korff's latest youtube.com rant and it simply reinforces my opinion that Kalvin Korff is C-R-A-Z-Y!

Kalvin rambles about a newspaper article published by the San Jose Mercury News. In yet another painful video of Kalvin railing against the world, Kalvin holds up a newspaper article with a picture of him on the page. We know this is Kalvin because while pointing at the picture Kalvin says, "This is me here in this article."

Kalvin decries the article and its author by claiming it all to be false. What again reinforces my opinion that Kalvin is complete nut is Kalvin's "proof" that the article is false.

"In fact folks, the first obvious clue that this article is bogus, it happens with the media once in a while, is the photo that shows me on the cover. Notice folks that it shows me wearing glasses. I don't wear glasses."

Do we just Kalvin at his "word" after finding out how meaningless that is? So then how does Kalvin propose these glasses in a photo that he admits is of him, how did these glasses mysteriously get on Kalvin's face? Did the evil people at the San Jose Mercury News digitize those glasses onto the photo just to do it? Was the evil San Jose Mercury News out to get Kalvin Korff along with the rest of the world? Did the reading glasses fairy pop in and wave a wand magically making reading glasses appear on your face Kalvin? No, this is simply an unflattering article EXPOSING Kalvin's nonsense and he knows it. In fact, Kalvin is so desperate to make this article go away, that he will say anything.

Oh, wait. It gets CRAZIER! Just when you think Kalvin has reached the height of his lunacy, Kalvin says the San Jose Mercury News ran several stories about him, "It is one of several articles that the San Jose Mercury News has published on me over the years."

Just as Doctor Jekyll must turn into Mr.Hyde, Kalvin does a complete one-eighty and says the San Jose Mercury News only ran ONE article on him!!!! Kalvin first says the San Jose Mercury News has written "several articles" about him, then Kalvin claims there has only been one article written by the San Jose Mercury News about him!!!

Dipshit Kalvin is so desperate that he can't even get his own story straight about how many times he's been written about in a newspaper. Kalvin tries to confuse people by talking in circles and claiming the article is "bogus" but Kalvin SHOWS NO EVIDENCE at all to prove it! Kalvin was so frantic to explain away this newspaper article that I kept waiting for Kalvin to say we could ask his mommy if we didn't believe him

Kalvin said, "So folks I'm reminding you once again, that there's only one article ever written about me by the San Jose Mercury News." Kalvin, you're a LIAR and you're MISLEADING CONSUMERS by trying to steer people away from the EMBARRASSING TRUTH about you uncovered by a reporter who chose to do the RIGHT thing and publish your nonsense. Kalvin clearly is upset in the video and you can see he is having to hold in his anger back over the article being put up on the Internet. Kalvin even says "bullshit" in the video.

The San Jose Mercury News published at least two articles on Kalvin, this first article and then this second article.

Kalvin, first you say the photo is you and then the article is bogus because the photo shows you wearing glasses. Then you claim the San Jose Mercury News has published "several articles" about you, but later claim there to be only one article written about you in the San Jose Mercury News.

Kavlin rails against the story and the report for the simple reason that the article EXPOSED Kalvin and this is a good lesson in PUBLIC HUMILIATION for Kalvin to learn!

Kalvin goes on to say the author of the story was wrong about everything. But Kalvin provided NO PROOF of this. All Kalvin did was bash the report and the people who made the article available for the public to see. Kalvin says he has more articles about himself but that he will not publish the articles on the Internet. The reason for this is simple in that it will show the world that Kalvin Korff is an idiot and he knows it. Kalvin, either step up and post these articles or stop crying like the dumb-shit you've just shown the world you are.

Kalvin challenged those watching his video to get off their butts and do their own research and that he wouldn't do it for them. So that is exactly what I did. I sent Jeff Gottlieb an e-mail about Kalvin's accusations that the article authored by Jeff Gottlieb is false and this is the reply I received.

From: "Gottlieb, Jeff"

To: Kalisanidiot

Sent: Monday, July 28th, 2008

Subject: RE: Kal K. Korff

I stand by my article, and I take offense at him claiming I did anything unethical. I don't remember any meetings he had with anyone at the Mercury News after the article came out, and if it did happen, nothing came of it. As far as him challenging my accuracy, I've won a George Polk Award and have been nominated three times for the Pulitzer Prize.

So whose word shall you take? A professional reporter nominated for the Pulitzer Prize, or the word of a lone nut who believes he is a "colonel" in an anti terrorist organization who keeps making promises about suing and arresting people while claiming his book is going to be published by a particular publisher when it isn't?

Not a hard choice, if you ask me.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #4

Take a good look at the dork to the left. This is the face of a complete wanna' be in every terms. Kalvin Korff wants to be someone important. Kalvin Korff wants to be some sort of Jack Bauer type from the television series 24. Kalvin Korff wants people to believe that he is involved in anti terrorist work. Kalvin Korff wants people to believe he is a "colonel" and that his rank in what he has FINALLY confessed to being a private organization actually has some sort of meaning. the sad truth is that Kalvin Korff is a wanna' be who reads spy novels and mercenary magazines.

Kalvin so badly wants people to believe he is some sort of "in the field" anti terrorism agent that he claims his supposed book is being hailed as the definitive work on the subject of terrorism. Kalvin also has claimed on countless occasions that his book is being published "later this year."

What's odd about that is that Kalvin has been saying the SAME thing for over FOUR YEARS now! Kalvin even promised to show the world video of him sending his terrorism book off for publication to Prometheus Books.

What Kalvin OMITS from the public is the FACT that Prometheus Books IS NOT PUBLISHING THIS BOOK! This is first hand direct information from Prometheus Books. Yes, Kalvin, anyone can simply contact Prometheus Books and find this out because that is EXACTLY what I did.

And if Kalvin's book is supposedly the "definitive work" on the subject of terrorism, why is it that he can't get the book published? Surely another publisher would scoop such a prestigious books up were it being hailed as the "definitive work" on terrorism. I certainly would like to know who, aside from Kalvin and his washed up "supermodel" sidekick, is calling Kalvin's book "definitive". We can't expect Kalvin to tell us since he won't ADMIT that his book isn't being published.

Another FALSE claim on the part of Kalvin and further PROOF that Kalvin Korff is MISLEADING CONSUMERS with his FALSE CLAIMS. When can we expect the TRUTH Kalvin? Kalvin, you are NOT above ACCOUNTABILITY! come clean about it all while you still have time.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #3

Remember all the nonsense Kalvin Korff has been on with about having the work of Kevin Randle audited by the offices of KPMG? There even was a video showing Kalvin standing outside the Prague office of KPMG, yet the video is now gone proving that Kalvin is OMITTING data and MISLEADING consumers! The video has been REMOVED by Kalvin!

Kalvin stated as FACT on August 2, 2007 that the KPMG audit was underway and "Roswell UFO huckster Kevin Randle is being AUDITED by KPMG for his numerous false and fanciful claims concerning the mythical Roswell "UFO crash" of 1947."

KPMG has NEVER HEARD OF KALVIN KORFF, MARTINA TYCOVA, OR THE SPECIAL SECRET SERVICES and they know NOTHING about auditing any UFO books and DO NOT KNOW who Kevin Randle is! THERE IS NO KPMG AUDIT! Literally an entire year later and Kalvin Korff has produced NOTHING even though he PROMISED this audit was taking place!

Just one more of the many FAILURES of Kalvin Korff. I'm not at all surprised there never was an audit to begin with even though Kalvin even claimed to have done a press conference and to have "officially" met with KPMG!

And as Kalvin "updates" his website on a regular basis to OMIT and HIDE what he has previously said, I took a picture of Kalvin's website to PROVE Kalvin had stated KPMG was doing an audit. How can anyone trust Kalvin when he does EXACTLY what he accuses others of doing? Kalvin Korff is HYPOCRITE.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff

In this new series, which will last a LONG time courtesy of Kalvin and his never ending failures, will expose Kalvin Korff for the numerous times he has stated something that was FALSE or something Kalvin FAILED to follow through on. Unlike Kalvin, I don't need to make up claims as I simply use Kalvin's own words. And everyone knows that Kalvin does A LOT of talking! Let us start with something simple.

On March 13, 2007, Kalvin claimed in his iDNES.cz column that he had an official partnership with the famous Cambridge University. Kalvin went so far as to actually claim that a Cambridge official asked for Kalvin's input on material that taught English!

Kalvin went so far as to say his website would "be making a dedicated channel available on the new Kal’s Korner Online Web site for Cambridge University Press to provide some great, interactive content."

Kalvin never did have any of this stuff on his website and Kalvin's claim of having an official partnership with Cambridge University is at best questionable, at worst it could be an outright lie. Kalvin likely tried to leech onto Ms. Verity Cole who specializes in teaching English to foreigners. Kalvin, always looking to ride on someone else's back.

Kalvin Korff and his INCOMPETENT research

"No, folks, he didn't say it was a flying saucer. They didn't use that word back then." Once again we are treated to watching Kalvin Korff sticking both feet down his own throat. What is this of which the mightily crazy Kalvin Korff speaks?

Yes, Kalvin Korff is once again off on trashing this Kevin Randle fellow. If you don't know anything about this Roswell business, and I am by no means read up on it at all, one of the supposed Roswell flying saucer witnesses supposedly told his son back in the day that this whole Roswell thing was a flying saucer. Not so according to Kalvin Korff. Of course, when Kalvin opens his mouth you can never trust the information oozing out of it.

I love watching nutty Kalvin filming himself and going off on people he clearly does not like. What I love seeing even more is Kalvin proving what a fool he is. You don't need this blog to see what an enormous IDIOT Kalvin Korff truly is, Kalvin shows the world each and every day by simply opening his mouth.

Kalvin says in one of his youtube.com ramblings that the word "flying saucer" was used back in the days when this whole Roswell business supposedly went down in 1947. Now I don't care aobut all this flying saucer stuff, I really don't. However, it is always entertaining to watch someone come along and stuff a boot right up Kalvin's poop-chute.

Please be sure to read Major Kevin Randle's wonderfully articulated rebuttal to Kalvin Korff's claim that the term "flying saucer" wasn't used back in the day of Roswell. Kalvin Korff is once again EXPOSED for his INCOMPETENT claims. I don't believe Kalvin Korff has a 219 IQ because anyone supposedly that intelligent would likely not make such an AMATEUR mistake.

Kalvin Korff is an IDIOT

I might have put this up at some time, but you have to read this entertaining bit by a chap named Paul Kimball who is one of the flying saucer people Kalvin appears to be quite obsessed with. This Paul fellow eloquently slaps Kalvin right in the face.

Kalvin gets double slapped by another fixation of his named Kevin Randle. This is all over some flying saucer stuff but it indeed hilarious to watch Kalvin get all worked up on youtube.com, state something as fact and then get his own arse handed back to him.

In this particularly embarrassing and very public incident, Kalvin makes claims that a particular person's picture did not appear on the front page of any newspaper anywhere during the year 1947. This Kevin Randle fellow, wtih class and honor mind you, bitch slaps Kalvin into orbit. Read all about it here and have yourself a good laugh, once again, at the expense of Kalvin. And this Kevin Randle chap, who happens to be a REAL ranking officer in the military and a doctorate holder, is the same lad Kalvin wants to debate! I think were this a boxing match, Kalvin would get knocked out seconds after the bell.

This is all over that Roswell flying saucer bit. I know not much about this flying saucer business. Since I've decided to find out all about Kalvin Korff and put it for the public to see, I have read a bit more about it. Interesting stuff, great for conversation, but I just don't buy into it.

Now we've all hear Kalvin going bugger over someone supposedly making a false claim or a mistake, which is grounds for Kalvin to SLANDER and LIBEL people by calling them liars and frauds.

Kalvin should then be fully prepared to live up to his own standard. So I do suppose that since Kalvin has made a false claim and stated he searched all the newspapers for this, then Kalvin Korff by his own standards would be considered a FRAUD and a LIAR who is GUILTY of committing CONSUMER FRAUD for MISLEADING the public.


Is that about right, then?

Kalvin Korff makes disingenuous claims, MISLEADS consumers

I watched another of the pitiful, embarrassing, and simply painful videos starring lone fruitcake Kalvin Korff. In this latest rant from our nutty wanna' be, Kalvin claims that a chap named Kevin Randle is a liar and gains credibility by building on lies. This is something Kalvin seems to know a lot about.

Our dear colonel coo-coo clock has also tried to build a reputation for himself. Kalvin claimed to be an engineer at Apple Computers and also claimed to have been a team member at Claris Corporation developing something called hypercard.

In a published news article it is disclosed Kalvin was actually a phone support person for Apple Computers and worked at Claris Corporation less than a month! A bit of digging around turned up this neat bit of information from a chap named Paul Foraker who worked for Apple Computers.

Kalvin Korff is NOT listed on any credits for this hypercard and according to this Paul fellow, Korff even apparently claimed to have a fatal brain tumor!


From: "Paul Foraker"
Reply-To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
Subject: Re: [HC] Re: Hypercard Help Needed
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:15:22 -0700

Korff does not appear in the About Box of HyperCard because he was on the team at Claris for a month or less, his expertise turning out to be not quite as represented. Apparently, he subsequently survived the "fatal brain tumor" and is now a UFO expert.

Kalvin lists on his background this work he supposedly did at Claris and does this to lend credibility and prestige to himself. After listening to Kalvin drone on about honesty and credibility, and how those he attacks are propagandists and dishonest, Kalvin is plainly a hypocrite in this arena as he engages in the EXACT same behavior he condones!

Kalvin boasts of his alleged computer expertise by exploiting his past employment through manipulating his accomplishments, or lack thereof, at Claris Corporation and Apple Computers. This is at best disingenuous, at worst it is FRAUD. Did Kalvin make these distorted claims to get his job at The Prague Post when he was writing that horrible IT column? Has Kalvin used his FALSE claims of being an engineer at Apple Computers and his EXAGGERATION of his role at Claris Corporation to obtain other benefits?

Kalvin, stop pointing your self righteous finger at everyone else and start taking some personal responsibility for once for your apparent FALSE and MISLEADING claims. If anyone is committing CONSUMER FRAUD, it is Kalvin Korff. How can Kalvin claim to want to change the world if he can't even maintain some ethical standards? Kalvin is part of the problem and most certainly not part of the solution.

Oh, and Kalvin, in case you have not heard, Prometheus books IS NOT PUBLISHING YOUR BOOK AS YOU CONTINUE TO CLAIM. STOP MAKING FALSE CLAIMS TO CONSUMERS.

So, what did ever happen to this fatal brain tumor Kalvin supposedly had? Do we have to ask Kalvin's mommy about this?

Kalvin Korff accuses Steven Spielberg of TERRORISM!

Kalvin Korff just claimed that his book on terrorism exposes Steven Spielberg for the alleged inaccuracies in the movie Munich. I kid you not! While Kalvin may try to misdirect you by saying something different, the intention and meaning in Kalvin's words and actions clearly paint Steven Spielberg as some sort of terrorist!

Kalvin Korff also keeps alleging that his book on terrorism is going to be published by Prometheus Books. Kalvin Korff, based on the information I have directly from Prometheus Books, your book IS NOT going to be published. This would make you a LIAR, Kalvin. Once again, KALVIN KORFF'S BOOK IS NOT BEING PUBLISHED BY PROMETHEUS BOOKS AND IS ON HOLD INDEFINITELY.

Kalvin, you come off as a spiteful, delusional asshole dissatisfied with his own life, someone who vents the frustration of his own short-comings on others who are successful, accomplished, and happy. Kalvin targets people who disagree with him, or those who have beliefs that do not fit into Kalvin's perfect little fantasy world.

What have you done for the world, Kalvin? What? From everything I can see, Kalvin has written a few books, done some lectures, was on some television and radio shows, put up some embarrassing Internet videos of himself rambling (your mommy must be proud, Kalvin), and not much more.

Kalvin, you haven't done shit except that which serves to feed your delusional ego. All you've done Kalvin is try to capitalize on whatever bandwagon you could jump on. Your timing for subjects like flying saucers, bigfoot, JFK, and terrorism all seem to come at the height of their popularity, though your sad attempt at capitalizing on the computer field fizzled and you are a bit late for the terrorism bit. Oh, did I forget to mention that the world now knows Prometheus Books IS NOT PUBLISHING YOUR BOOK? Guess I mentioned that already.

The people Kalvin attacks and targets (which is exactly what it is and to call it anything less is disingenuous) have contributed far more to society and the world than Kalvin could ever hope to accomplish in one-hundred lifetimes with his meager existence. Take a good look at the people Kalvin attacks and you will see they are everything Kalvin always wished he could be.

Kalvin Korff could not accomplish what Steven Spielberg has if Kalvin were given 1,000 of his own miserable and lowly lifetimes. Compared to Steven Spielberg, Kalvin Korff isn't a nano speck of dog shit.

And for Kalvin Korff to lump a great man like Steven Spielberg in with terrorism is beyond reprehensible. It is despicable, cowardly, and a desperate act from a desperate lone nut who is starving for attention. I hope Steven Spielberg lets his army of lawyers give Kalvin some attention. Kalvin likes to threaten people with legal action and if Kalvin really had a high IQ, he'd know better than to SLANDER and LIBEL Steven Spielberg with this trash. Unlike you Kalvin, Steven Spielberg has REAL lawyers and he has REAL MONEY to pay for their services unlike your imaginary $25,000,000.00 budget.

Everyone sees you for the fanatical fruitcake and spiteful pig you are, Kalvin. Shame on you Kalvin for spitting on the name of Steven Spielberg and all he has accomplished through his fantastic works. Shame on Kalvin the coward.

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories says no such title as a "Senior Systems Analyst (Level III)"

I sent an email to Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories asking about Kalvin Korff's supposed job title he has listed on many of his resumes and biographies, which are in his books and available to the public in a number of forms. Specifically, Kalvin states in a bio, "A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or "Star Wars" program."

Is it REALLY true? Not so according to Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories when I asked them if that specific job title has ever existed. This is the email I was sent directly from Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories.

Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:33:28 -0700
To: kalisanidiot@live.com
From: seaver1@llnl.gov
Subject: RE: Inquiry

All I can tell you is the job title as you put it does not exist within the Lab's job classifications.

Kalvin has made the claim of having been employed at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories. It is now up to Kalvin to provide credible and verifiable evidence he was employed in the position he says. Kalvin, don't treat us to yet another boring and painful self filmed piece of youtube.com trash where you show a piece of paper and claim it to be absolute proof. Kalvin claims to be a researcher and investigator so surely he is up to the task of providing undeniable proof of his claim. From what I have been provided by Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories to this point, I would have to say that Kalvin is not being truthful.