The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #5

Continuing to look at the many, many failures of Kalvin Korff, here we find our international hero of utter rubbish proclaiming to have a five-hundred book deal. That is correct, a five-hundred book deal!

I've read some of Kalvin's published "works", but cannot see who in the BLOODY HELL would ever enlist this CRACKPOT to write five-hundred books!!

Kalvin can't even get his supposed terrorism book published! Where is Kalvin going to get his LAUGHABLE five-hundred book deal published through?? If Kalvin wrote a book a month it would take him forty-one years to write five-hundred books!!! Kalvin hasn't had a book published in YEARS!!

Kalvin never does say WHO the book deal is through! Well known and far more talented authors would never land a five-hundred book deal. What an absurd claim for Kalvin to make, but it is Kalvin and I don;t expect anything less than extraordinarily absurd claims to come flying out of his BIG mouth. Kalvin is like the little kid in school at show and tell who has the tell part down, but can't show you a thing.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #4

Take a good look at the dork to the left. This is the face of a complete wanna' be in every terms. Kalvin Korff wants to be someone important. Kalvin Korff wants to be some sort of Jack Bauer type from the television series 24. Kalvin Korff wants people to believe that he is involved in anti terrorist work. Kalvin Korff wants people to believe he is a "colonel" and that his rank in what he has FINALLY confessed to being a private organization actually has some sort of meaning. the sad truth is that Kalvin Korff is a wanna' be who reads spy novels and mercenary magazines.

Kalvin so badly wants people to believe he is some sort of "in the field" anti terrorism agent that he claims his supposed book is being hailed as the definitive work on the subject of terrorism. Kalvin also has claimed on countless occasions that his book is being published "later this year."

What's odd about that is that Kalvin has been saying the SAME thing for over FOUR YEARS now! Kalvin even promised to show the world video of him sending his terrorism book off for publication to Prometheus Books.

What Kalvin OMITS from the public is the FACT that Prometheus Books IS NOT PUBLISHING THIS BOOK! This is first hand direct information from Prometheus Books. Yes, Kalvin, anyone can simply contact Prometheus Books and find this out because that is EXACTLY what I did.

And if Kalvin's book is supposedly the "definitive work" on the subject of terrorism, why is it that he can't get the book published? Surely another publisher would scoop such a prestigious books up were it being hailed as the "definitive work" on terrorism. I certainly would like to know who, aside from Kalvin and his washed up "supermodel" sidekick, is calling Kalvin's book "definitive". We can't expect Kalvin to tell us since he won't ADMIT that his book isn't being published.

Another FALSE claim on the part of Kalvin and further PROOF that Kalvin Korff is MISLEADING CONSUMERS with his FALSE CLAIMS. When can we expect the TRUTH Kalvin? Kalvin, you are NOT above ACCOUNTABILITY! come clean about it all while you still have time.

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #3

Remember all the nonsense Kalvin Korff has been on with about having the work of Kevin Randle audited by the offices of KPMG? There even was a video showing Kalvin standing outside the Prague office of KPMG, yet the video is now gone proving that Kalvin is OMITTING data and MISLEADING consumers! The video has been REMOVED by Kalvin!

Kalvin stated as FACT on August 2, 2007 that the KPMG audit was underway and "Roswell UFO huckster Kevin Randle is being AUDITED by KPMG for his numerous false and fanciful claims concerning the mythical Roswell "UFO crash" of 1947."

KPMG has NEVER HEARD OF KALVIN KORFF, MARTINA TYCOVA, OR THE SPECIAL SECRET SERVICES and they know NOTHING about auditing any UFO books and DO NOT KNOW who Kevin Randle is! THERE IS NO KPMG AUDIT! Literally an entire year later and Kalvin Korff has produced NOTHING even though he PROMISED this audit was taking place!

Just one more of the many FAILURES of Kalvin Korff. I'm not at all surprised there never was an audit to begin with even though Kalvin even claimed to have done a press conference and to have "officially" met with KPMG!

And as Kalvin "updates" his website on a regular basis to OMIT and HIDE what he has previously said, I took a picture of Kalvin's website to PROVE Kalvin had stated KPMG was doing an audit. How can anyone trust Kalvin when he does EXACTLY what he accuses others of doing? Kalvin Korff is HYPOCRITE.

Kalvin Korff and his INCOMPETENT research

"No, folks, he didn't say it was a flying saucer. They didn't use that word back then." Once again we are treated to watching Kalvin Korff sticking both feet down his own throat. What is this of which the mightily crazy Kalvin Korff speaks?

Yes, Kalvin Korff is once again off on trashing this Kevin Randle fellow. If you don't know anything about this Roswell business, and I am by no means read up on it at all, one of the supposed Roswell flying saucer witnesses supposedly told his son back in the day that this whole Roswell thing was a flying saucer. Not so according to Kalvin Korff. Of course, when Kalvin opens his mouth you can never trust the information oozing out of it.

I love watching nutty Kalvin filming himself and going off on people he clearly does not like. What I love seeing even more is Kalvin proving what a fool he is. You don't need this blog to see what an enormous IDIOT Kalvin Korff truly is, Kalvin shows the world each and every day by simply opening his mouth.

Kalvin says in one of his youtube.com ramblings that the word "flying saucer" was used back in the days when this whole Roswell business supposedly went down in 1947. Now I don't care aobut all this flying saucer stuff, I really don't. However, it is always entertaining to watch someone come along and stuff a boot right up Kalvin's poop-chute.

Please be sure to read Major Kevin Randle's wonderfully articulated rebuttal to Kalvin Korff's claim that the term "flying saucer" wasn't used back in the day of Roswell. Kalvin Korff is once again EXPOSED for his INCOMPETENT claims. I don't believe Kalvin Korff has a 219 IQ because anyone supposedly that intelligent would likely not make such an AMATEUR mistake.

Kalvin Korff makes disingenuous claims, MISLEADS consumers

I watched another of the pitiful, embarrassing, and simply painful videos starring lone fruitcake Kalvin Korff. In this latest rant from our nutty wanna' be, Kalvin claims that a chap named Kevin Randle is a liar and gains credibility by building on lies. This is something Kalvin seems to know a lot about.

Our dear colonel coo-coo clock has also tried to build a reputation for himself. Kalvin claimed to be an engineer at Apple Computers and also claimed to have been a team member at Claris Corporation developing something called hypercard.

In a published news article it is disclosed Kalvin was actually a phone support person for Apple Computers and worked at Claris Corporation less than a month! A bit of digging around turned up this neat bit of information from a chap named Paul Foraker who worked for Apple Computers.

Kalvin Korff is NOT listed on any credits for this hypercard and according to this Paul fellow, Korff even apparently claimed to have a fatal brain tumor!


From: "Paul Foraker"
Reply-To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
Subject: Re: [HC] Re: Hypercard Help Needed
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:15:22 -0700

Korff does not appear in the About Box of HyperCard because he was on the team at Claris for a month or less, his expertise turning out to be not quite as represented. Apparently, he subsequently survived the "fatal brain tumor" and is now a UFO expert.

Kalvin lists on his background this work he supposedly did at Claris and does this to lend credibility and prestige to himself. After listening to Kalvin drone on about honesty and credibility, and how those he attacks are propagandists and dishonest, Kalvin is plainly a hypocrite in this arena as he engages in the EXACT same behavior he condones!

Kalvin boasts of his alleged computer expertise by exploiting his past employment through manipulating his accomplishments, or lack thereof, at Claris Corporation and Apple Computers. This is at best disingenuous, at worst it is FRAUD. Did Kalvin make these distorted claims to get his job at The Prague Post when he was writing that horrible IT column? Has Kalvin used his FALSE claims of being an engineer at Apple Computers and his EXAGGERATION of his role at Claris Corporation to obtain other benefits?

Kalvin, stop pointing your self righteous finger at everyone else and start taking some personal responsibility for once for your apparent FALSE and MISLEADING claims. If anyone is committing CONSUMER FRAUD, it is Kalvin Korff. How can Kalvin claim to want to change the world if he can't even maintain some ethical standards? Kalvin is part of the problem and most certainly not part of the solution.

Oh, and Kalvin, in case you have not heard, Prometheus books IS NOT PUBLISHING YOUR BOOK AS YOU CONTINUE TO CLAIM. STOP MAKING FALSE CLAIMS TO CONSUMERS.

So, what did ever happen to this fatal brain tumor Kalvin supposedly had? Do we have to ask Kalvin's mommy about this?