Kal Korff can't comprehend the meaning of a simple word

It isn't anything new and examining the past writings of misanthrope Kal Korff you probably will find yourself asking how in the universe could Kal ever claim to be some sort of English teacher??? Just look at a recent example of what has been arecurring problem for Kal and his English "skills". Kal Placed this very thing on his Internet website today "but uddering lies never deters such people."

Now I do not claim to be any sort of skilled English teacher or writer at all and I know my writing simply sucks. But how in the hell could anyone who claims to be an English "teacher" cannot tell the difference between the words "utter" and "udder"???????? there are five year ols who know the what an udder is!!

Kal needs to go back and get some sort of education beyond his only educational accomplishment which is only high school. Let me give you some education here Kal, you fucking idiot.

Udder: An udder is the mammary organ of female cattle and some other mammals, including goats and sheep. You know Kal, the big round thing under a cow with the four little things sticking out?

Utter: This has a few meanings Kal so be sure to pay attention. I know how hard it is for you to do more than one thing at a time. Utter generally means total or absolute. It can also be used to refer to speech.

Now please stop making more of an ass out of yourself than you already have Kal. I know it is hard for you not to act like a complete fucking idiot all the time but please do try to control yourself, you self assuming, uneducated piece of trash.

One more thing Kal. There is no such word as "kritic". It does not exist anywhere in any English dictionary, slang or otherwise. Stop making words up or trying to inject words into the vocabularies of unsuspecting Europeans. Especially words you are making up Kal. Stop lying about the proper use of words. There is no "k" in critic. There ever had been and never will be. Just because you silly name has the letter "k" in it does not give you the right to slaughter the English language, both spoken and written. Just stop you loathsome dolt. You are truly fooling yourself Kal if you actually believe your are that important. You aren't and the world would not blink if you fell off the face of this planet tomorrow.

You know Kal that you can take remedial English classes to improve your obviously lack of knowledge in this area since you are representing yourself as some sort of expert in this area, which you clearly are not. I could go on with any number of examples of Kal's ridiculous writings that are easily available in books and on the Internet but I think everyone has a good idea of how incompetent Kal is when it comes to most things. this is pretty bad when I have to point out English mistakes to someone. but then again we are talking about Kal Korff here.

Kal Korff and his Internet terrorism

Hater. Internet terrorist. Stalker. Libelist. Slanderer. Coward. Those are just a fw of the less colorful words used to describe Kal K. Korff and his Internet website bashing of people. While Kal will say it all day long that noneof this is personal on any level it most certainly and clearly is personal.

The tones and threats and ALL BIG CAPITAL LETTERS would lead anyone who would be considered a reasonable person to believe that Kal is full of hatred and is waging a personal Internet website war against those he hates. Go ahead and take a look at the latest tangents Kal has gone off on all the while mixing in music videos as if he is trying to send some sort of childish message to the people who rightfully criticize the moronic threats Kal dishes out.

Now Kal is on about Internet user F1 racer who has stood straight up to Kal and has publicly challenged Kal numerous times each time with Kal FAILING to meet the challenge. While Kal can keep saying he willmeet with anyone at anytime to discuss these subjects Kal has proven that he is a LYING COWARD who refused to meet with F1 racer or anyone esle when presented the opportunity to do so! Kal dodged the debate with Kevin Randle when an offer was on the table to have Kal flown in to the states for a face to face debate with Kevin Randle.

Kal is no better than the real terrorists he claims to fight. Kal's blatant use of all these false claims and threats of prosecutions and getting people put on bigot lists is pure nonsense. Speaking of bigotry the following was allegedly found at a website and was allegedly posted by Kal K. Korff himself "Jews are responsible for the problems of the world. There has never been such a leacherous group of people as them
Kalkorff@aol.com"

So who is the real bigot here now? If Kal did write this we now know who the true bigot would be. This is the exact same Kal K. Korff who actually had the balls to describe himself as a "hero" and a "leader" of the Jewish community! Ten years ago Kal is a Christian claiming he has real life evidence of the Exodus and now suddenly he is a Jewish convert? I have friends of mine who are practicing Jews and when I show them this stuff Kal prints on the Internet my friends tell me that no true practicing Jewish person would ever write this sort of defamatory garbage about people.

Someone pointed out that Kal enjoys getting on popular bandwagons and there is a pattern here that would completely support this notion of Kal's trend hopping for his own benefit. How in the world can a man who is nearing the age of fifty act so depraved and juvenile? Yes! Kal is just shy three years of being FIFTY YEARS OLD!! No real adult or person who is really seeking truths acts like this.

kal Korff is a terrorist who thinks his empty threats and slandering people will prevent anyone from exposing him. You are WRONG Kal! You've been exposed as a LIAR and PRETENDER and COWARD! Everyone sees right through your charades Kal. Everyone!

Kalvin Korff and his Secret Wars book

Now I have no reason to believe that Kalvin didn't write a book on the subject, and the real question is how good and accurate of a book it is. Judging by Kalvin's now defunct column in which he rambled about WMD pieces being discovered and his blowing the lid off it all in spite of CIA protests, I think it likely not that great and Kalvin's claim of discovering WMD components a laugh. If Kalvin could prove any of this, he wouldn't have to worry about getting back on Larry King or any other news program for that matter. When Kalvin appears on FOX News with conclusive evidence of his WMD claim, I'll apologize and buy a copy of his book.

A reply from Prometheus Books was forwarded to my via a third party. Prometheus Books is the company Kalvin has been promising to show video of himself sending off the manuscript to the publisher. Kalvin has claimed on countless occasions that Prometheus Books is going to publish his book later this year. NOT SO according to a Prometheus Books representative. You might note the representative who responded and also sent the message to numerous people at Prometheus Books. Curious and I wonder why this was sent to so many people.

Subject: RE: Book Inquiry
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2008
From: mhubbard@prometheusbooks.com
To: ******@hotmail.com
CC: LNobile@prometheusbooks.com; smitchell@prometheusbooks.com; mrogers@prometheusbooks.com; jmaxick@prometheusbooks.com

Thank you for your interest in Prometheus books.

At this point, Secret Wars is on hold indefinitely.

MaryBeth
Customer Service

All in all, Kalvin's claims of sending off his book for publication appear to have little to no merit at this time. So why has Kalvin been on about his book getting published? Is he a LIAR? Does he even know Prometheus has put the book ON HOLD? Will the book see the light of day through a LEGITIMATE publishing house? Is Kalvin ON DRUGS? Why would Kalvin say his book is being published when this is NOT TRUE?

If Kalvin has known Prometheus Books was putting the book on hold indefinitely and has not informed the public, this means Kalvin has been LYING to the public and would be GUILTY of CONSUMER FRAUD by MISLEADING the public. When can we expect Kalvin, the self appointed and supposed righteous truth seeker and ethical beacon, to come forward?

Kalvin Korff and Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories

Kalvin's claim of working at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories caused quite a stir between Kalvin and a fellow named Don Ecker. I shot an e-mail to a public relations person at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories and asked about Kalvin's employment at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories and Kalvin stating he worked on the Star Wars project. Draw your own conclusions from this information, I know I have. Oh, and if Kalvin tries to wiggle out of this claim by playing word games, just read this article Kalvin wrote. There is no misunderstanding and Kalvin clearly says he worked at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories and on the Star Wars project.

Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2008
To: kalisanidiot@live.com
From: seaver1@llnl.gov
Subject: RE: Inquiry

Kal may have worked on it but if he did he didn't do it here, unless he was using a different name.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN manipulating website hits and MISLEADING CONSUMERS

Not surprisingly, Kalvin Korff has been CAUGHT once AGAIN MANIPULATING his website hits. Poor, dumb Kalvin has now posted his website hits at 46,961,902 and dares to attempt justifying this ludicrous number by posting "Statistics from ALL of our websites." For someone alleging to have an IQ in the 200 range, Kalvin really isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

Not a single website Kalvin has is in the top 100,000 in the world. I know Kalvin is stupid, but does he truly believe the public this stupid? Let's examine alexa.com website traffic rankings for Kalvin's websites.

• kalkorff.com is ranked at 5,157,545
• roswell.org is ranked at 5,157,545
• criticalthinkers.org is ranked at 5,157,545
  
• martinatycova.com is ranked at 17,948,712
• martinatycova.net is ranked as having no data
• ufowatchcat.com is ranked as having no data
• kalskorner.net is ranked at 25,387,214
• andtheylie.com is ranked at as having no data
• ufoombudsman.com is ranked as having no data
  
• specialsecretservices.com is ranked as having no data
• michaelakocis.com is ranked as having no data

The first three websites listed for Kalvin are redirected to one main site and this accounts for the ranking number being the same for each, thus really only making it one ranking.

Let us examine some of the websites involving people Kalvin hates.

• theyfly.com is ranked at 663,827
• ufowatchdog.com is ranked at 584,509
  
• figu.org is ranked at 732,708
• theparacast.com is ranked at 834,634

If we were to base a website hit number on these four websites through Kalvin's distorted logic, the number might be in the hundred-millions if not billions.

When will Kalvin learn? A fine example of what could be considered CONSUMER FRAUD by the person claiming to be a beacon of truth and justice. Kalvin should be prepared to be held to a higher standard and at this rate should be prepared for many, many more PUBLIC and PAINFUL lessons in ethics and honesty.

Now I'm prepared to see how quickly Kalvin erases this bit of data on his website, or what convenient excuse the ever disingenuous Kalvin K. Korff will treat the public to. Let me guess, Kalvin has a super dooper special secret website that only those in the intelligence community know about and this would account for forty-six million plus hits. Kalvin is a fool of the lowest order.

Kal Korff is an IDIOT

We will examine the claims and idiotic ramblings of a fruitcake named Kal K. Korff to show the world how big of an idiot Kal really is.

For those of you unfamiliar with Kal (real first name is Kalvin), Kal is a nut-job from America currently residing in Prague. Kal claims to be a colonel in an anti-terrorism unit, a teacher, a philosopher, a weapons expert, a computer expert, a former law enforcement officer, a pioneer of original work in a number of fields (technology, archeology, AI, forensics, physics, and nanotechnology to name just a few). Kal even laughably claims to have "an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test."

As you will see not all is as Kal makes it appear to be. So sit back and have a good laugh all at the expense of one lone nut named Kal K. Korff.

Here is a bit wee picture that nutty Kal took of himself. Try not to gag or barf there lads!