Kalvin Korff is an IDIOT

I might have put this up at some time, but you have to read this entertaining bit by a chap named Paul Kimball who is one of the flying saucer people Kalvin appears to be quite obsessed with. This Paul fellow eloquently slaps Kalvin right in the face.

Kalvin gets double slapped by another fixation of his named Kevin Randle. This is all over some flying saucer stuff but it indeed hilarious to watch Kalvin get all worked up on youtube.com, state something as fact and then get his own arse handed back to him.

In this particularly embarrassing and very public incident, Kalvin makes claims that a particular person's picture did not appear on the front page of any newspaper anywhere during the year 1947. This Kevin Randle fellow, wtih class and honor mind you, bitch slaps Kalvin into orbit. Read all about it here and have yourself a good laugh, once again, at the expense of Kalvin. And this Kevin Randle chap, who happens to be a REAL ranking officer in the military and a doctorate holder, is the same lad Kalvin wants to debate! I think were this a boxing match, Kalvin would get knocked out seconds after the bell.

This is all over that Roswell flying saucer bit. I know not much about this flying saucer business. Since I've decided to find out all about Kalvin Korff and put it for the public to see, I have read a bit more about it. Interesting stuff, great for conversation, but I just don't buy into it.

Now we've all hear Kalvin going bugger over someone supposedly making a false claim or a mistake, which is grounds for Kalvin to SLANDER and LIBEL people by calling them liars and frauds.

Kalvin should then be fully prepared to live up to his own standard. So I do suppose that since Kalvin has made a false claim and stated he searched all the newspapers for this, then Kalvin Korff by his own standards would be considered a FRAUD and a LIAR who is GUILTY of committing CONSUMER FRAUD for MISLEADING the public.


Is that about right, then?

Kalvin Korff makes disingenuous claims, MISLEADS consumers

I watched another of the pitiful, embarrassing, and simply painful videos starring lone fruitcake Kalvin Korff. In this latest rant from our nutty wanna' be, Kalvin claims that a chap named Kevin Randle is a liar and gains credibility by building on lies. This is something Kalvin seems to know a lot about.

Our dear colonel coo-coo clock has also tried to build a reputation for himself. Kalvin claimed to be an engineer at Apple Computers and also claimed to have been a team member at Claris Corporation developing something called hypercard.

In a published news article it is disclosed Kalvin was actually a phone support person for Apple Computers and worked at Claris Corporation less than a month! A bit of digging around turned up this neat bit of information from a chap named Paul Foraker who worked for Apple Computers.

Kalvin Korff is NOT listed on any credits for this hypercard and according to this Paul fellow, Korff even apparently claimed to have a fatal brain tumor!


From: "Paul Foraker"
Reply-To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
Subject: Re: [HC] Re: Hypercard Help Needed
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:15:22 -0700

Korff does not appear in the About Box of HyperCard because he was on the team at Claris for a month or less, his expertise turning out to be not quite as represented. Apparently, he subsequently survived the "fatal brain tumor" and is now a UFO expert.

Kalvin lists on his background this work he supposedly did at Claris and does this to lend credibility and prestige to himself. After listening to Kalvin drone on about honesty and credibility, and how those he attacks are propagandists and dishonest, Kalvin is plainly a hypocrite in this arena as he engages in the EXACT same behavior he condones!

Kalvin boasts of his alleged computer expertise by exploiting his past employment through manipulating his accomplishments, or lack thereof, at Claris Corporation and Apple Computers. This is at best disingenuous, at worst it is FRAUD. Did Kalvin make these distorted claims to get his job at The Prague Post when he was writing that horrible IT column? Has Kalvin used his FALSE claims of being an engineer at Apple Computers and his EXAGGERATION of his role at Claris Corporation to obtain other benefits?

Kalvin, stop pointing your self righteous finger at everyone else and start taking some personal responsibility for once for your apparent FALSE and MISLEADING claims. If anyone is committing CONSUMER FRAUD, it is Kalvin Korff. How can Kalvin claim to want to change the world if he can't even maintain some ethical standards? Kalvin is part of the problem and most certainly not part of the solution.

Oh, and Kalvin, in case you have not heard, Prometheus books IS NOT PUBLISHING YOUR BOOK AS YOU CONTINUE TO CLAIM. STOP MAKING FALSE CLAIMS TO CONSUMERS.

So, what did ever happen to this fatal brain tumor Kalvin supposedly had? Do we have to ask Kalvin's mommy about this?

Kalvin Korff and his "syndicated" column

Kalvin is claiming on his website that a column he writes is "syndicated daily around the world." We all know that Kalvin's old Metropolitni Expres joke of a column was canceled and Kalvin's iDENS.cz column was replaced.

The question here would be what "syndicated" column is Kalvin talking about? So far as I know, Kalvin is not in current syndication anywhere, let alone "around the world" as Kalvin laughably is staking claim to. I'd love to see Kalvin show the world where his column is being "syndicated daily around the world." Syndicated is defined in journalism as an agency that buys articles, stories, columns, photographs, comic strips, or other features and distributes them for simultaneous publication in a number of newspapers or periodicals in different localities.

If Kalvin is having his had-better-days former supermodel sidekick Martina Tycova "producing" his nonsense, well, this simply doesn't cut mustard as legitimate syndication. Unless Kalvin can conclusively prove his column is in legitimate syndication I will have to say Kalvin is being less than honest with the world AGAIN. Looks like Kalvin Korff will never learn that not everyone buys into his self promoting propaganda. The Czech people learned long ago during the communist occupation of their country to see through lies and misdirection. The good people of the Czech Republic surely see Kalvin for the rube he is.

Kalvin Korff CAUGHT AGAIN manipulating website hits and MISLEADING CONSUMERS

Not surprisingly, Kalvin Korff has been CAUGHT once AGAIN MANIPULATING his website hits. Poor, dumb Kalvin has now posted his website hits at 46,961,902 and dares to attempt justifying this ludicrous number by posting "Statistics from ALL of our websites." For someone alleging to have an IQ in the 200 range, Kalvin really isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

Not a single website Kalvin has is in the top 100,000 in the world. I know Kalvin is stupid, but does he truly believe the public this stupid? Let's examine alexa.com website traffic rankings for Kalvin's websites.

• kalkorff.com is ranked at 5,157,545
• roswell.org is ranked at 5,157,545
• criticalthinkers.org is ranked at 5,157,545
  
• martinatycova.com is ranked at 17,948,712
• martinatycova.net is ranked as having no data
• ufowatchcat.com is ranked as having no data
• kalskorner.net is ranked at 25,387,214
• andtheylie.com is ranked at as having no data
• ufoombudsman.com is ranked as having no data
  
• specialsecretservices.com is ranked as having no data
• michaelakocis.com is ranked as having no data

The first three websites listed for Kalvin are redirected to one main site and this accounts for the ranking number being the same for each, thus really only making it one ranking.

Let us examine some of the websites involving people Kalvin hates.

• theyfly.com is ranked at 663,827
• ufowatchdog.com is ranked at 584,509
  
• figu.org is ranked at 732,708
• theparacast.com is ranked at 834,634

If we were to base a website hit number on these four websites through Kalvin's distorted logic, the number might be in the hundred-millions if not billions.

When will Kalvin learn? A fine example of what could be considered CONSUMER FRAUD by the person claiming to be a beacon of truth and justice. Kalvin should be prepared to be held to a higher standard and at this rate should be prepared for many, many more PUBLIC and PAINFUL lessons in ethics and honesty.

Now I'm prepared to see how quickly Kalvin erases this bit of data on his website, or what convenient excuse the ever disingenuous Kalvin K. Korff will treat the public to. Let me guess, Kalvin has a super dooper special secret website that only those in the intelligence community know about and this would account for forty-six million plus hits. Kalvin is a fool of the lowest order.