Showing posts with label wanna' be. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wanna' be. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The countless FAILURES of Kalvin Korff #4

Take a good look at the dork to the left. This is the face of a complete wanna' be in every terms. Kalvin Korff wants to be someone important. Kalvin Korff wants to be some sort of Jack Bauer type from the television series 24. Kalvin Korff wants people to believe that he is involved in anti terrorist work. Kalvin Korff wants people to believe he is a "colonel" and that his rank in what he has FINALLY confessed to being a private organization actually has some sort of meaning. the sad truth is that Kalvin Korff is a wanna' be who reads spy novels and mercenary magazines.

Kalvin so badly wants people to believe he is some sort of "in the field" anti terrorism agent that he claims his supposed book is being hailed as the definitive work on the subject of terrorism. Kalvin also has claimed on countless occasions that his book is being published "later this year."

What's odd about that is that Kalvin has been saying the SAME thing for over FOUR YEARS now! Kalvin even promised to show the world video of him sending his terrorism book off for publication to Prometheus Books.

What Kalvin OMITS from the public is the FACT that Prometheus Books IS NOT PUBLISHING THIS BOOK! This is first hand direct information from Prometheus Books. Yes, Kalvin, anyone can simply contact Prometheus Books and find this out because that is EXACTLY what I did.

And if Kalvin's book is supposedly the "definitive work" on the subject of terrorism, why is it that he can't get the book published? Surely another publisher would scoop such a prestigious books up were it being hailed as the "definitive work" on terrorism. I certainly would like to know who, aside from Kalvin and his washed up "supermodel" sidekick, is calling Kalvin's book "definitive". We can't expect Kalvin to tell us since he won't ADMIT that his book isn't being published.

Another FALSE claim on the part of Kalvin and further PROOF that Kalvin Korff is MISLEADING CONSUMERS with his FALSE CLAIMS. When can we expect the TRUTH Kalvin? Kalvin, you are NOT above ACCOUNTABILITY! come clean about it all while you still have time.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Kal Korff is an IDIOT

We will examine the claims and idiotic ramblings of a fruitcake named Kal K. Korff to show the world how big of an idiot Kal really is.

For those of you unfamiliar with Kal (real first name is Kalvin), Kal is a nut-job from America currently residing in Prague. Kal claims to be a colonel in an anti-terrorism unit, a teacher, a philosopher, a weapons expert, a computer expert, a former law enforcement officer, a pioneer of original work in a number of fields (technology, archeology, AI, forensics, physics, and nanotechnology to name just a few). Kal even laughably claims to have "an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test."

As you will see not all is as Kal makes it appear to be. So sit back and have a good laugh all at the expense of one lone nut named Kal K. Korff.

Here is a bit wee picture that nutty Kal took of himself. Try not to gag or barf there lads!