When? Where? Why... do you lie?

When? Where? Why... do you lie?

Kalvin, expert webmaster, trolls his "girlfriend."

Gee, Kalvin's girlfriend has a much longer face and a pointy nose and chin now!

Gee, I wonder what Kalvin's "girlfriend" thinks of the
barely dressed AI Asian females Kalvin is using here?

Oh wait... there is no girlfriend.

Kalvin, you might wanna use grammar check as well... Or not.

This Could Get Interesting...