Thursday, December 21, 2023

A Christmas For The Lunatic

Santa in a Floppy Hat Checks In.... sort of.

See Kalvin playing with Photoshop. See Kalvin's "girlfriend." 

See Kalvin's unusually long neck...
 

See Kalvin's no longer stubby fingers...
 




Wednesday, December 6, 2023

That Sweet Exchange of Body Fluids!


Kalvin's "girlfriend" Facebook page: Katherine Begay. This profile has 14 friends. Two "family" members, both living in Sacramento. Interestingly, Kathy's profile has zero information about her. Not surprisingly, her birthday is almost identical to Kalvin's (March 13, 1962):

 - April 10 1962 Birthday - Same year as Kalvin's... Interesting.





Friday, December 1, 2023

Kalvin's got a new.... girlfriend and a... boyfriend... oh my!

December 3, 2023

My two companies Criticalthinkers.org and UFOlitics have also now HIRED the mega talented firm Creativatorss - talent, PR, media and modeling agency, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!

Mr. Creativatorss himself, Prasant Sharma, will be working with myself and my Director of Media Relations, who makes her debut this Wednesday in a few days.

You may remember Mr. Beauty Pageant, Kalvin's buddy who gave Kalvin a chance to judge a couple pageants in Chandigarh, India before Kalvin left the country in disgrace; penniless and without options.

Great choice Prasant, getting in bed with Kalvin again. Bahut dchchha, well done.

LinkedIn: Prasant Sharrma - Creative Head - India's Kids Models | LinkedIn
FaceBook: https://www.facebook.com/creativatorssevents
e-mail: bhardwaj@creativatorss.com



December 1, 2023

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!

Hi everyone. Meet Mirka, her first day as my new Director of Media Relations for my companies UFOlitics and Criticalthinkers.org, as well as myself, starts her formal duties next week on Wednesday, December 6th, where she begins her outreach to various producers, media, government, etc.

If you have any questions about our projects or what we are doing, want status updates, etc., email address is:

media@criticalthinkers.org

Please note that any harassing or cyberstalking emails will be reported, then deleted, as well as eventually enshrined on a public page for everyone to see. It is important that haters and extremists reveal themselves.