Thursday, December 1, 2016
Saturday, November 26, 2016
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Monday, November 7, 2016
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Saturday, October 22, 2016
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
Saturday, October 15, 2016
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Sunday, October 9, 2016
Friday, October 7, 2016
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
It is said that much can be learned from the signature of a person. To that end, here is the signature of a 19 year old Kalvin Karton Korff.
Sunday, September 18, 2016
Monday, September 12, 2016
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
That's gotta be one stinky pull-over. Kalvin wears this one, and only one pull-over in all his videos. I'd mention the underwear issue but as we Korffer's know, Kalvin doesn't wear any, he doesn't want to take the chance of... sourering his... well... you know... his DNA. Of course, Kalvin has wasted so much of his gold plated man goo into tissue paper and whatever else is... handy... that it really shouldn't matter anymore. In any case, Kalvin is creeping up on his middle 50's so I think any little Kalvin's (God, please no) is pretty much out of the question.
Korff: "I MUST be a biological father, especially since my family's DNA (which has the unique Ashkenazi genetic markers DIES) and this is NOT acceptable."
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
The Korff and Reddi Facebook Show
Raj Reddi - BTW what happened to episode 2 of KKTV?
Kal Korff - I already sent you a link of stuff that is on DW TV. I do not control the links, nor the web site. The next episode of KKTV will air shortly, the guest is from the USA, a scientist and we'll be talking about some great stuff. I am recording several shows so I have them in the pipeline, then they will be uploaded on a fixed schedule. Now, I have to record a news broadcast, please excuse me.
Raj Reddi - I also checked Daily World's FB page. They mentioned E2, but it was a dead link. Funny that E1 is still up but E2 was removed for some reason. I missed it.
Kal Korff - I think, personally, the pages need overhauls. I think they reflect the "we're growing" phase, and yes we are, meaning DW is. Tomorrow for example, I'm filming another episode featuring some top gourmet Indian cooking with a top chef, early shoot tomorrow, and will have a few of these in the pipeline before they air again so that it can be regular.
I was all set to go on another episode but the guest had to cancel from Europe due to an unexpected development, so that person will be on later, but threw the whole plan off course, so I want episodes in the can now and a backlog so that if something comes up, no shows that air regularly will b missed, just like Is It REALLY True? now is weekly, every Saturday.
Your input is always appreciated of course.
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
August 26, 2016
We could go on and on re-editing Korff's videos, etc. We think not, we're as bored as the rest of you. We will assist Kalvin in making a better video, Kalvin, it's called the Law of Thirds, you dumb fuck. Look at the space above your bulbous head, you see that VAST amount of space above your head, the violates the Law of Thirds in video productions. At least get the basics right Kalvin.
Various Claims - August 24, 2016
I'm Humble, Motherfucker!
A Bigfoot Korffer chimes in.
Credit to Henry B. May IV, link to his YouTube Channel:
Saturday, August 20, 2016
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Santa in a Floppy Hat makes an
appearance in Kalvin's "new" video!!!
We found the template background Kalvin is using,
ain't this fun Kalvin...
2008 - Kal Korff, "I would come back to America if I was called into public service."
2016 - Kal Korff, "I'm going to vote for Micky Mouse since my single vote won't affect the outcome."
Good thing Kalvin is staying in India. His comprehension of the American electoral process is another example of Korff ignorance and arrogance.
Monday, August 8, 2016
A Korffer asked if they have a McDonald's in India. Well, lookie here, right in Kalvin's new home-town of Chandigarh. Of course Kalvin has already been there many, many times. Your girth don't lie.
More empty promises and trolling FB for attention and praise.
More terrible attempts to stay relevant.
Here's the link to the original tripe if you must:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD_pvZgWcX0
Friday, August 5, 2016
Something shiny has yet again distracted Kalvin. Gone is the radio show, gone is the talk show, gone is the iPads for Peace, gone is the Kalvin Korff New World Order School, gone is the secret agent persona... and here we have the "new" show, which isn't new at all. LINK - LINK - LINK
Here's the full length tripe if you must:
Thursday, August 4, 2016
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Watch and Komment
Kalvin Korff in the Turdbowl
Kalvin Korff in the Turdbowl
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Kal Korff Show Shitisode 2
Korffer André critiques Kal Korff Show Shitisode 2. Nothing more be said. Thank you very much Andre.
The 2nd Episode of the awful Kal Korff TV Show interviewing a Daily World co-worker! That is Exclusive TV in the Kal Korff World! And it is the second woman to appear on his show. And listen to that fake applause at the start, so reminiscent of Korff' s videos.
Kal Korff (at 45:25): "But let's say you visit a friend and it's 45 degrees out, it's a hot summer and your friend has a swimming-pool, are you just gonna go in there? Well, there is a swimming-pool where I live, so you're welcome anytime." Was Kal Korff hitting on this Indian woman? I wonder what his Indian wife would say, if he ever had one.
It looks as if this woman felt annoyed, disgruntled and uncomfortable as this weird interview went on judging by her body language. Perhaps she was thinking that she could have been doing more useful things. Look at her body language in the end.
Kal Korff (at 1:02:57): "When I was in Europe, I went on a lot of dates, you know, tons of them."
If you must, here's a the link to the tripe in in full: