Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Santa in a Floppy Hat Interviews Kalvin Karlton Korff

SIAFH interviews Kalvin and the results are.... interesting. Was Santa drunk or high? Was Kalvin drunk or just stupid to come on his show?

Santa in a Floppy Hat Show #1

We've been informed that a major, global media company is interested in our show, Santa told them to F' off, he's not interested in playing the game for the man.

Turn up the volume, Santa's a bit "off" in this one.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

The monologue that no one is listening to...

Our First KKK Radio Show Edit:

Here's a link to KKK Radio Show #2
Listen if you dare... try stay awake if you can...

A little something extra from SIAFH....

Monday, December 7, 2015

Living Rent Free - LRF

Enjoy the new opening for the first episode of the Kal Korff Show:

There is proof that Korff attended this event. There is also proof that the company that put this event on would rather not make this public. Currently, they haven't released a single image with Korff in it. Maybe Korff's "Jabba the Hut" look isn't what... they're looking for....

Enjoy the new opening for the first episode of the Kal Korff Show:

WAG FaceBook Update

You know what we love about this post; Korff monitors this site and we are way under his skin and living rent free in that empty head. Korff can't post something on FaceBook without a focus on us. Did he attend this event? Who knows, it sure looks that way from the award with his name on it... are we living rent free in that little brain, absolutely.

Hey Kalvin, if this really happened, embrace it buddy, don’t worry about your kritics, just embrace your wonderful life, post some photos of you and those lovely lady’s. Kalvin, did your lovely Punjab wife (you know, the one you didn't thank in your first radio show) ... did she go with you... one wonders...?  BTW, Korff isn't in the 6 photos he posted.

There, see Kalvin's name is right there... but where's Kalvin?

And just to set the record straight, we did uncover at least one time that Korff claimed to judge a contest and one of the people involved with the event said the opposite of this claim. We judge that Korff Klaim to be a Korff lie.

Kal Korff, and still obese

We would have liked to get a better quality image of our favorite village idiot, alas, this is what Korff posted on his Facebook wall. Yes, that's right Korffer's, Kal K. Korff posted this on his Facebook wall. This is the first "current" personal image Korff has posted on his wall, with his face in that image, ever. We applaud this effort and we hope Korff will post many, many more.

Looking good Kalvin!

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Kal Korff, still making promises

days past last promise to release

Listen to Kal Korff drone on and one. Better yet, wait for the Korffing Syndicate's edit to be released soon. You go Kalvin, by the looks of the soundcloud page; no comments, no downloads, I'm sure this "radio" show will further along your world domination.

Also, many of you may remember that we reported on Korff's Facebook wall and that he no longer identifies himself as married. Korff's high school friend asked him about this and Korff responded that he's still married and that this part of his life has nothing to do with his public life, and he removed it from his profile. Now following the bouncing ball... During the first 19 minutes of his "show" Korff thanks many dozens of people in his life. Who didn't Korff thank... that's right folks, his Punjab wife.

More of the same horseshit. Ask yourself; why wouldn’t Korff know the web site address, now? Of course he does, he had to sign up, to get locked into whatever web site and platform the “show” will be “broadcast” from. Korff goes  on to say he'll post the locations... Remember when Korff said he had many web sites and they all hosted different information, lie. I wonder what Korff means by "locations"... iTunes, Youtube, a link to these from his locked down Facebook wall... See how this works Korff, you've been at this game for so long you can't even lie very well anymore, if ever.

Lauri Eid: Waiting for instructions on how I listen to you over here in Northwestern Iowa, USA. Showtime is getting very close. Are you excited? For the throat...pineapple juice and honey. Break a leg!

Kal Korff: I will use Cayenne Pepper, my old standby. Using it in Prague (where I learned about it) kept me from getting a cold for eight years. Then I finally got one after I came to India, despite Prague's Moscow type winters.

As soon as I have the link info and locations I'll post it.


Posted on November 25 - Korff states that in a “couple days” he’ll have more details. 8 days later, no more details. The Syndicate is hoping, beyond all hope, that this “radio” show will happen. Let your imagination run wild about the phone and Skype calls Korff will receive. 2 days to go in America, 1 day to go in India... Korff, make this happen.

Kal Korff: Thanks everyone. Thanks for your kind words, private messages, emails and support, I really appreciate it. In a couple of days I will have more details, I'll be covering everything from politics to the paranormal, and there will be many exposes as a regular feature. More info soon...
Like · Reply · November 25 at 9:53pm

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

WAG FaceBook Update

The Korffing Syndicate just wanted to throw some love out to our own WAG. Thanks for helping us monitor this lunatic.

November 3, 2015 - WAG FaceBook Update

Another book, or series of books release promise.

Kal Korff:  The latest version of Mac OS X, El Capitan, let's me watch video and enjoy this concert while I get my work done, which is the final read and sign off of my NEXT EXPOSE BOOK which should be out in 14 days or so.

WAG FaceBook Update

Is Kal K. Korff "still" married? This frame grab from Novemeber 5, 2015 calls this into question... This did say married just a few weeks ago. Say it ain't so bunky!

The only job Kal K. Korff is qualified to... handle.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

I never claimed i did.

Here we present an interesting thread.  Korff’s FaceBook “friends” (and his High School buddy Raj) take him to task on his lack of education and Korff goes all Korff on him. NOTE: We’ve removed some of the non-Korffing information from this thread to make this exchange as short as possible. Korff's words and spelling was left unedited. Not quite as bat shit crazy as circa 2008 - 2010 but not that far off either.

October 4, 2015

Kal Korff: Chinmoy, please take this question the right ay, but are you feeling OK and do you live in the REAL world, my friend. The US Dollar is NOT the world's strongest currency. Not even close.

Raj Shekar Reddi:  Kal you are cracking me up. I realize you have had little to no formal education after high school, but given how often you make economic pronouncements you should consider reading a basic economics text. Specifically macroeconomics. I imagine that Wikipedia has a pretty good overview of the topic. Just so you know currency exchange rates are relative and are not by themselves indicators of a nation's economic health. What you've posted is completely nonsensical. To get an idea of how the world economy works you need discard these wrong ideas.

Kal Korff: Yes, Wikipedia is the beacon of truth, Raj.  They're so accurate, Noble World "doesn'texist" right? As far as education goes, since I entered the IT field, I learned a lot MORE about IT working for some of the top firms in the world in this subject than I would ever have at school. At LLNL for example, I worked with colleagues who spent six years studying CIS. I knew more than they did many times. Chinmoy said the dollar was the strongest in the world. Not true.

Raj Shekar Reddi: Kal its one thing to learn a little programming, data entry, word processing what have you on the job. In fact that is quite common. I'm CADD tech among other things in my day to day job and I am constantly learning new tricks. When it comes to CADD you won't learn everything in a classroom.

But fields like medicine, engineering, mathematics and economics require some formal understanding and are rarely, if ever, self taught.

I won't repeat myself regarding currency rates, but Chinmoy Roy is correct.

Kal Korff: Hi, sorry to have to correct you, but, I did not learn those "on the job" Raj. You can't say how I learned what I did, because you don't know. You were not there.  But I could not have worked in the places I did for the top companies I did if I didn't know my stuff. You also have no idea what courses I have taken nor where. I understand about the sciences, like medicine, etc., but since I never specialized in any such things, never claimed i did, the point is not relevant concerning me.

(ed; Korff worked in the phone customer support department at Apple. LLNL will not go on record that Korff ever worked there. Our research resulted in the fact that Korff worked for a sub-contractor at LLNL in charge of keeping their Apple computers in working order. What Korff did at Boeing is unknown, they have been contacted and they were unable to find any Korff related employment information.)

Raj Shekar Reddi: You didn't learn on the job and you didn't go to school...Hmmm. Did your knowledge come to you like an angel in the night?

Kal Korff:  I wasn't talking about them you brought them up. I was talking about currency exchange rates and how other currencies are stronger in this regard. I taught myself computers, by the way, became a good enough hacker to get job offers and was the only one in our dept at LLNL who did;t have a degree. Same with Boeing, etc. I also worked at Atari and Apple and Claris and they make the stuff consumers and schools use, so it doesn't get any better than that and learned to program teaching myself and also have taken many private courses over the years, prefer those to campuses actually. Less BS overhead. I remember when I was in college I had to retake German I AFTER having FOUR YEARS of it at JFK. All because they didn't recognize those credits. So I said screw them after one year and changed. Now the systems are far more compatible.

ed; Korff went to Junior college for less than one year, that was the end of his “after high school” formal education: http://tinyurl.com/q39xcnw Korff did not take German as a Freshman or Sophmore, he did as a Junior, and possibly as a Senior. That adds up to, maybe two years Korff. http://tinyurl.com/ndhuwk2

Lisa Slovenz: I guess the most pathetic part is that the whole point of Kal's post is about the college graduate Commander in Chief in the White House that doesn't know what he is doing about a world changing war yet Raj and Chinmoy refuse to comment on that... I wonder why.

Chinmoy Roy: Lisa, I refuse to comment because you think education is worthless. I know how worthwhile is it having been on both sides: picking up computer skills and computer stuff and then going back to school full time to get a formal education and a degree in Computer Science. So it is only through education that you get to know how much you didn't know. So you think I should spend any time answering your questions when you are lost and wandering like a blind person in the domain of knowledge.

Kal Korff: Raj, you ignorant slut. I am relaunching the web sites after deliberately making them dormant for years when my next book launches shortly. We are filming the keynote for it this Friday.
But of course you knew that, right? Raj, when I got married, I deliberately stopped much of what I was doing. This includes everything from regular radio appearances to bothering exposing UFO and JFK CONspiracy nuts. A couple of months ago, I gave my first radio interview in years. It's on iTunes, you can listen to it, I was on Mind Cemetery, Chip Prescher's show and I announced what I am doing and planning and I AM doing it. I don't care if you or anyone else doesn't believe it. It's not my problem, Sir.

(ed; Firstly, Korff stopped his web site and Youtube activities because the Korffing Syndicate shut him down, as we will again should he start up any web site or Youtube postings again. Second, Korff said he got married in 2011, after meeting his Indian Princess (and her proposing to him after one "date") in 2010. The same 2010 that Korff ceased all web site and Youtube activity, the same 2010 that the Syndicate turned up the heat, launched our website, Youtube channel and in early 2011 Don Ecker exposed Korff on his radio show.) The dates don't lie, Kal Korff does.

Korff appearance: http://tinyurl.com/oblxg3u
Kal Israel’s Truth and Facts appearance: http://tinyurl.com/nupepso

I was referring to exchange rates. You changed the subject to a different issue entirely, then attacked me for not knowing that subject. Non sequitir. I am not an expert on economics. Never claimed to be.
Neither are you as far as I know.

Raj Shekar Reddi:  Yawn.

Kal Korff: You can "yawn" all you want, it won't change what's happening nor why I am proceeding with my plans. And just like the Noble World "not existing" issue, you can add these other items to the "I was wrong list"

Raj Shekar Reddi: Is that book ever going to come out? You mention it now and then, like it's just around the corner, but nothing so far. I'll repeat. Not only are your web links dead, you have them run together as one link. Not very techie.

ed; information of Korff’s book or series of books: http://tinyurl.com/oz9vzen

Kal Korff: Raj, we ARE filming the keynote this Friday (ed; October 9, 2015). The book will be out in about two weeks after that. Everything is explained in the keynote, and there's even preview shots of the new movie which comes out after that. I will also be announcing who else is in the upcoming movie. The domains will all point to the same web site, no need in having to make my work flow harder than it needs to be. Post once, deploy to several sites, that has always been my plan. Last Tuesday (ed; September 29, 2015) we went through rehearsals and were up til 3AM doing the dry run. Everything is set. I just need to execute now and I hope my "kritics" continue to delude themselves into wrongly "thinking" that none of this is happening. This is not a reference to you by the way.

Raj Shekar Reddi: So you're making two films? A "keynote" whatever that is, and something else? Is the second film a documentary or is it a video of you speaking?

Kal Korff: Thanks for asking these questions, by the way, sincerely. What we are filming this Friday (ed; October 9, 2015) is a video that explains my background and track record over the years since I have been out of the media largely since I got married compared to in the past, and it reveals things that are not on the Internet and exposes some of the BS out there about me. Then after the background the brief trip through the decades, since I have been into the certain subjects and have published works on them dating back to my high school years, after we go though and show all of that (some of this material will bring back memories for you), we show the new book and it will become very clear WHY I am absolutely qualified to write and do it. Then after this and I show the demo and different versions I introduce the new movie that is being filmed mention who is in it, show some imagery from it, and announce that this is the next project coming out. There are many more, but I cannot disclose all of them nor give release dates yet. The new movie is open ended so that if any sequels get done they can pick up right where this one leaves off. Ironically, a major movie about the very same subject is being done in Hollywood, this will only make our production much bigger, but ours will be out first.

Raj Shekar Reddi: Will this be posted to YouTube, or will people have to buy it?

ed; Korff never responded to this question.

Lisa Slovenz: Chinmoy you play the typical game of insulting people personally instead of discussing the actual issue on this post. And the game of putting words into peoples mouth when they never said what you say they said. Please find on this thread where I said education was worthless. I choose not to insult you personally, though I would love to, because I believe you can learn something from everyone - no matter how small. When you think you are above people that don't have a formal education that is when you become ignorant.

Raj Shekar Reddi: Sorry Lisa but you definitely implied that higher education was worthless (as many Republican leaders like to make their base think it is) by castigating our President for have a college degree aka being an egghead.

My point about higher education was in relation to Kal's ignorance in economic matters, yet his insistence on making definitive pronouncements. His talk about exchange rates only drove home the point. What I said was "given how often you make economic pronouncements you should consider reading a basic economics text". Basically, to have refined understanding of economic theory you need to have some formal study. Unlike language you don't just pick it up.

Chinmoy Roy: Notice Raj that I didn't even bother with Kal's specific comment that the dollar was not strong and the criteria he used to reach that conclusion.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The Truth Pisses Down on Kal K. Korff

We think it’s time for an update. After the amazing response the Syndicate received regarding the radio appearance of our own Kal Israel, the flood gates have opened up regarding new information and historical (and hysterical) events that we thought were done and over with but surprise, surprise… they are not.

* Santa in a Floppy Hat is going to start doing live broadcasts on YouTube. This thing is hosted on the Youtube platform and we think you need to be part of Google+. It's all new to use. Anyway, add yourself to Kal Israel's circle (the host and SIAFH connection device). If you see yourself there and it's not right, etc., add yourself again. We will sort this out. Join the fun!

Click this link and join the circle or, if you know how to deal with this YouTube Live Broadcasting thing in a simpler way (we have to be a member of + to broadcast), help us out with a blog post.

* One of our newest members, Andre, has sent us some very interesting and very current information. We our combing through this information and we are sure that it will make for one (if not more) very enlightening threads.

* One of our most senior Korffer’s is putting the final touches on a new thread.

* A blog user of unknown origin has promised some material with (what looks to be) a more educated view, you know... some $10 words. We like, we like.

* We’ve been working on securing some old data to flesh and some very interesting events from the hallowed, humbled and honored Korffing year - circa 2009. We are closing in on this information for what we hope will be our year ending thread to celebrate of our 8th year of monitoring and exposing Kal K. Korff.

Lastly, we are trying to get more interest in Kal Isreal, FN, WAG and a few others to make more media appearances. You can help by contacting podcasts that are involved with the paranormal (UFO’s and Bigfoot) and podcast that are interested behavioral studies. Just think of it, maybe even Korff "media-giant" could be convinced that there really is more to Korff than they care to believe.

If you hit gold, please inform the Syndicate ~ kiaiblogspot@gmail.com

The Face May Change ~ The Lunacy Remains The Same

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Once again; Kal K. Korff, a proven a liar and coward

We have a Twitter account:


We will be using this more often. Please pass this around. We need ideas, etc. We are a bit new to this tech...
Korffing Syndicate

 Kal Israel Appearance - LINK
Can't find the e-mail Korff? Here: LINK

Kal K. Korff and his Linkedin Account

And the ruse kontinues... This "school" does not currently exist, it hardly existed at all. No activity on the social networks Korff set up or on it's web site Korff contracted out to build. No teachers, no students, no activity at all. Just Korff, making this school a matter of the public record, hoping that this will prove his claim that this school, and his fake army, and all the rest of his phony claims are, a matter of the pubic record.

The only factual matter of the public record is this; do a internet search on Kal Korff. There you will find Korff's public record; fully vetted and factual.

Korff's Linkedin Account

Sunday, August 16, 2015

"... its called entertainment."

Fun show, we got the info out there. Korff was asked to debate the Syndicate on this show, he turned tail to lick his ass. Kal K. Korff, you are a pussy and a coward.

We will post the archive link and the youtube link as soon as it's up loaded.

Here's the link - Kal Israel starts at the 26 minute mark:


We think you'll enjoy the show. Santa in a Floppy Hat called us to inform us that his drunken ass will be sending us a new video very soon...

UPDATE: August 31, 2015

Kal Israel will be appearing on the Mind Cemetery Show tonight from 6:00 to 8:00 PM Pacific Time.

We challenged the host to set up a debate with Korff. Korff declined, we didn't.


Kal Korff's Mind Cemetery show:

Live call in number: 504.273.7379
Live Skype name: mind.cemetery
Live chat room available during the show at: Paltalk UfO Paranormal Radio Network

We have a new member of the Korffing Syndicate, so to speak. André is not interested in posting on this blog, etc., however, he has been taking Korff to task regarding his claims. Lately he's been pushing Korff to prove that he worked at LLNL. We will post that information at a later date. André has given us the go ahead to use and post any of the information he sends us or that we locate on our own.

Some of you might have wondered why the hell would anyone have Korff appear on their media show. Korff hasn't been seen anywhere, by and large, other than on the McConnell show, since circa 2000. Recently he did appear on something called Mind Cemetery.

André tracked down the host of this show and he asked him the obvious question; why would you have this obvious lunatic on your show? The host opened his show with a bit news from around the world and during this segment he made a prophetic statement. 

"… so I don’t have to yuck it up for you folks out there who want to check out some actual decent information ... or some entertaining things… there’s nothing wrong with that… I’ve always said that multiple times…   the only thing I do have a problem with are blatant entertainers trying to deceive you into thinking that it’s actual information… when it’s actually noise”

The link to the Korff appearance is posted below, as are the other links associated with this show... just in case you'd like to ask him your own Korffing related questions.

And so, we present the first thread to utilize information from André.  

I've recently (early August) had a discussion on social media with the host of the Mind Cemetery radio show which had Korff as a guest a short while ago and he said that he knew that Korff was talking nonsense but he didn't care because all he cares about is the entertainment aspect of the show (see thread below). 

Kind regards.


André Skondras - Aren't you the Mind Cemetery radio host guy who had Kal Korff as a guest but knew Korff was talking nonsense but you didn't care because all you cared about was the entertainment aspect of the show? That's what you at least admitted to me and then suddenly the thread was removed … that to me is censorship.

André Skondras - Makes me wonder how factual you are in all your discussions. I guess your radio show is THE place where the Mind stops thinking, i.e. a real Mind Cemetery. ;)

André Skondras - I wonder why I keep reacting and I probably will get the same silly replies from Korff stating that he DID work at Lawrence Livermore National Lab while extensive database and publications research from LLNL shows that he did not work there … I asked Korff if he could provide me with info about his job responsibilities at LLNL, the department at which he was employed, the names of his co-workers etc … so that I could verify this info with LLNL again … but so far, no response from Korff.

André Skondras - People should get off their asses and do research, as Korff stated on your show, so I followed his advice. However, if my research contradicts his fantasy and exaggerated claims, than my research stinks, even accusing me of making false claims, but the statements I have made are based on info I got straight from the horse's mouth. I didn't only check his LLNL employment claim with LLNL but I also did some checking re his claims about Kevin Randle's PhD. The info I got from Randle's universities all checked out and matched with the info I got from Randle.

Chip Plescher - I'm fully aware Kal is off his rocker... hence why even having him on the show... its called entertainment. At this point if you have to be told Kal is less than what he claims then I feel bad for you. you, me and everyone else know that he is pure entertainment yet you have a problem with having him on a show to be entertaining.... Sorry you cant wrap your head around the fact he was on to be entertaining.

Chip Plescher - You are upset I wont ride him off on a rail, which is pointless imo. do you really think my opinion or anyone else's will stop him? no, not even in the slightest. I was amazed he even came on to begin with LOL I figured he would at least have known a little bit about me or what I have railed on for YEARS. So, the next time you want to find your internet soap box to tell me how bad I suck ask yourself if it's really worth it.

Chip Plescher - A "Mind Cemetery" is also another term for a library used by the band Rage Against the Machine... I know its hard to, you know, "get off their asses and do research" when the low hanging fruit is so ripe huh? ;)

The Kal Korff appearence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0L0F5uKGmw
The Korff segment starts at the 18 minute mark.

Mind Cemetery Facebook

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Nobody believes a word you say Kal

Korff never took his education past high school so is it any wonder why Korff would
think that anything goes in "journalism"? Udderly expected.

So honored, so humbled.

So fat....

Lads it has been some time since I have been here.  I do read the amazing comments here and just could not stand to let this bit of rubbish from Kal go without taking it to task. I wonder if Kal has told his supposed shop owner friend about his time with the imaginary Special Secret Services that delusional sack of cowardly shit Kal made up? Judding from the photos I have seen of Kal it is very clear that he is regarded as nothing more than an oddity in India. But do not fear lads because we all know it is only a matter of time before Kal snaps and is mad as a hatter again. I hear rumblings of a new bit coming out on Kal that is sure to be aces all around. But we will just have to wait for it and shaking our heads at the madness and lies that is Kal K. Korff. So Kernal Korff are you feeding the same lies to your new victims in India or have you created a whole new set of bullshit stories your lying arse can use to manipulate people?? I wonder if the good people of India have been able to see your youtube videos where you pretend to give a speech to an empty room? Perhaps the lads and I here should take out a few ads in your paper? i thought you had more ethics than the corrupt politicians you pretend to expose but in the end Kal you are just like them if not worse.

kal Korff: I'd like to share with everyone something that happened to me last night. For dinner, I decided to eat Channa Bhatura, which is an Indian dish. Since I have the world's worst California "Hindi" accent, I don't bother, in fact when I see Hindi words that have "Ch" in them, I often switch to my Hebrew accent as a joke, this throat sound Jews make when they say certain words.

So I stopped by my friend's shop and he asked me what I bought for diner and I told him in my Hebrew accent, "Channa Bhatura," and there was this man standing there and he got excited and he said, "Oh, you are ISRAELI!"

I looked at him, surprised and I said, "No, I am American, but how did you know I was a Jew?"

I never knew my Hebrew accent was so good!

He then told me he has "lots of friends in Israel" and that they always visit him after they get out of the army. I told him I would love to meet more Jews in India, especially since there aren't any in this area.

Now that's going to change"

Thursday, April 30, 2015

The epitome of insanity...

I drop by the “Kal Korff is an Idiot” blogsite once or twice each week. Why? I have been following Korff’s antics for years, I suppose ever since he was forced by radio personality Art Bell to apologize for lying about Bell back in the 1990’s. Back then Korff claimed that Art Bell heard that Korff was going to be interviewed on some obscure radio station in the south-west, a station that by the way, carried Bell’s massive Coast to Coast program, and Korff claimed that Art Bell threatened to pull his program from the station if they aired Korff. It was totally a false allegation by Korff, (and Korff’s lying is legendary.) Bell forced Korff to come on his massive show and admit he lied. Well, you would think this would have curbed Korff and his hugely unbalanced ego, it did not. If anything it appeared to push Korff onto even greater outrageous acts over the next several years.

I asked myself why I still bother to come to this site or to even occasionally place an anonymous comment here. Then it hit me, this lying and scheming little oddball has one hell of a lot to answer for.

Looking back to the late 1990’s up to about 2010, Korff routinely made blatantly outrageous lies and claims, attempted to terrorize anyone who challenged his statements, threatened to harm and terrorize critics, even going so far as to call the jobs and business of his critics in an attempt to get them fired from their jobs. In two of his more infamous scams he went out of his way to harm two people, one because at heart he, Korff, is a thief, and the other was his crippled intellect was so jealous of the man, he simply lunged from the shadows, coward that he is, in an attempt to have a man Korff perceived as a rival thrown out as a speaker from a prestigious Apple Corporation event.

In the first example listed above, he wormed his way into the confidence of a noted humanitarian in Prague, Czech Republic, managed to get hired to teach English to the humanitarian’s employee’s then misrepresented himself to an electronics store and outlet. Korff then, without any authority, ordered equipment that Korff claimed was on behalf of the humanitarian, without his knowledge, and took possession of this equipment in effect stealing it. When this was discovered and the heat came back on Korff with charges that he was a thief, then begged his mother back in the United States to pay for it. This ran into the thousands of dollars that Korff’s elderly mother had to pay, bailing her thief son out of criminal charges.

The second incident involved an annual Apple Corp. event taking place in the San Francisco, California area that involved noted Macintosh expert, David Biedny. David Biedny is a leading digital effects, graphics and multimedia expert. His writing, educational efforts, multimedia and special effects work have enjoyed global exposure. He’s a legend in the Macintosh industry, one that Korff found intimidating. Korff has claimed for years that he worked for Apple and also Claris. (Korff claimed he also either developed or helped develop Hypercard.) The only work claim that anyone could verify was that at one point Korff worked as a telephone tech for Apple. Typical Korff exaggerations and outright lies.

In the late 1990’s, after the Bell fiasco Korff began even more outrageous claims and  began a series of bullying tactics directed at critics that questioned some of these outlandish claims. One claim, that even today still resonates around Korff, are claims that he was a “secret operative” of a group Korff called the “Special Secret Services”. Korff claimed that this group was founded by Israeli Intelligence. At first he claimed he was a Captain and a short while later he claimed he was promoted to a full Colonel. To support these claims he took some photos of himself wearing a faux military uniform wearing two rank insignia; a Colonels “eagles” and a Lt. Colonels “leafs.” To anyone familiar with military rank, he was a Lt. Colonel/Colonel.  (Even more hilarious was the fact he wore the insignia sideways!)

Having moved to Prague, the Czech Republic, and affecting a very pronounced swagger Korff managed to initially wow some of the younger crowd and convinced them he was genuine... at first. He immediately claimed two of his “camp followers” were an adjutant and an aide. The first was a “Super Model” Lt. Martina Tycova, a young Czech woman who barely spoke English. Korff touted her as his primary “sock.” Korff was fond of sending threatening letters to people and then signing Tycova’s name to it. His second was Warrant Officer Avim whatever. Suddenly Korff announced to the world he was Jewish and anyone who questioned him on anything was a bigot! His claims came fast and furious now! He designedan atomic device (a bomb!) at 14 years of age. His proof? A blue science fairribbon! 

He began fighting terrorists while in high school ... including but not limited to out running machine gun toting assassins! He took an IQ test that Omni Magazine offered and his score was an astounding 219! He solved the JFK Assassination ... and even appeared on Larry King Live! (Unbelievable but yes ... he did make an appearance on LKL!) He was a legal consultant on the O.J. Simpson Civil Case. He had a bestselling book on the Roswell Case … disproving it! He searched for Saddam’s nukes in Iraq while a part of the Special Secret Services, he chased “skin-headed Nazi’s in Germany (with his Mother in tow) to out their Nazi activities, and as an inventor of “nano-dust” ( and no one has a clue what this is supposed to do!) and he traveled to the Pakistan border to “plant it” to track Islamo-terrorists! My good God, could Western Civilization finally be saved?

This lunacy continued for years until about 2010 with several things happening which finally curtailed our “chubby little loser.” The Kal Korff is an Idiot blog site had been detailing Korff’s “crazy” for years, then a web site exposing Korff’s lies in even greater detail was launched, at the same time a youtube channel took to re-editing Korff's videos as as well making their own videos, and the coup de gras; the Don Ecker Dark Matters Radio show devoted several shows detailing Korff and his antics with testimony from a number of people that Korff had targeted over the years. Ecker had attempted to get Korff to appear on his show to “explore” Korff’s claims and to be given a chance to refute what had publically been said about him but Korff refused. Instead Korff stole theidentity of a real lawyer in California and sent letters to Ecker and Ecker’s broadcaster. When Ecker contacted the attorney he had no knowledge of the matter and this was reported. Then when Korff was discovered to have fraudulently used that name Korff fraudulently stole the name of an Indian lawyer in India where Korff is living now. 

He resides in India to avoid Czech authorities interested in speaking to him about the stolen electronic equipment!  (The epitome of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.) With all this coming to a head, Korff finally disappeared! Now Kal Korff’s only outlet to the public is his Facebook page. A page that is totally locked down where no one can see anything he posts except those that Korff allows access to. 

Korff’s public humiliation is now complete and he is off the internet.  THERE IS A GOD!!


Thursday, April 23, 2015

A new promise and what will ultimately be yet another lie.

As we ready a new thread, an amazing thread, a thread which will set the Korffing world on fire, we present this. WAG checks in on April 23 with a new promise and what will ultimately be another lie. or maybe it'll be a .PDF book, that's a book, right?

Kal Korff

Yes, it's REAL, and not a rightwing meme mile emoticon
You can enter the contest for a FREE copy by posting your guess below, messaging me, or emailing me at: kalkorff@yahoo.com

Friday, March 13, 2015

You Suck at Life... PS. Happy Birthday Asshole

You even lie about your birthday.....

Birthday Watch - 2015

Thank you messages? For what, being born?

WAG UPDATE 03-17-15
Kal Korff:  Honestly, it was just an accidental photo, actually from video. I was walking out into a hall touring a woman's home where she had done some reconstruction work on it she wanted to show me. I was fixing dinner for seven women who invited me to cook for them in Prague and this was just a frame grab. Had a great time, enjoyed the cultural exchange. I love the Czech people and interacting with people all over the world. Living outside the USA I get to do this automatically each day, I am grateful to God for the blessings. These nice ladies were readers of my column, so that's why I got the invitation. 'm stuck with this face regardless, and my father has the nerve to look just like me!
Why not post a new photo Korff....
... oh, this is why. Moobs.