Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Kernal Krapper


Appears that not a whole lot has changed and not much new to report at all concerning little lone nut Kal Korff. Though it looks like Martina Tycova broke free of Kal's weirdness some time ago and does not have Kal listed as a friend on her Facebook page. It appears that Kernal Krust may have been tossing about this lass's name for some time.

And when I say nothing seems to have changed that includes Kernal Kolon's utter FAILURE to deliver anything he advertises. What a tool!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

KalFAIL!!!!!

Kal's press conference...................

FAIL!!!!

Kernal Klown fails AGAIN. Klowntastic Kal just klowntastic as usual and you keep building my confidence in your ability to utterly fail.

ahahahahahhhhaaaahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!

KALFAIL!!!!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Kernal Klown


If there is a single picture of that idiot Kal that fits him to the letter this is it! Credit to Kult of Kal for the fantastic picture from his blog!!! ahahahah

Kernal Klown! ahahhhaaahhaaa

Discuss!!!!

Monday, August 2, 2010

We are not laughing with you Kal


No video press conference. No lawsuits. No new book published. No consumer fraud arrests. No FBI. No Justice Department. No reports. No talk show. No magazine. No radio show. No anti terror work. No missile defence panel. No extraordinary E reader. No big website changes. No 10,000 phrases. Nothing..........except utter FAILURE from Kolonel Kornhole.

What must it be to be a nearly 50 YEAR OLD MAN who lives in UTTER FAILURE and FANTASY. Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL Kal Korff FAIL
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Kal you should just quit now while you are no where close to being ahead of anything. Please go get a menial job and live out your days in contemplation of your ridiculous failures and fantasies of which there are far far far too many to go over here.
KAL = FAIL!