Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Never Have... told the truth.

Nice Wig...?!?

It is said that much can be learned from the signature of a person. To that end, here is the signature of a 19 year old Kalvin Karton Korff.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Man Goo, DNA and Little Kalvin's

That's gotta be one stinky pull-over. Kalvin wears this one, and only one pull-over in all his videos. I'd mention the underwear issue but as we Korffer's know, Kalvin doesn't wear any, he doesn't want to take the chance of... sourering his... well... you know... his DNA. Of course, Kalvin has wasted so much of his gold plated man goo into tissue paper and whatever else is... handy... that it really shouldn't matter anymore. In any case, Kalvin is creeping up on his middle 50's so I think any little Kalvin's (God, please no) is pretty much out of the question.

Korff: "I MUST be a biological father, especially since my family's DNA (which has the unique Ashkenazi genetic markers DIES) and this is NOT acceptable."