Monday, July 27, 2009

Kal Korff you sad little freak

It has all hit a point for me here. I do not feel like giving any more attention to this banal and facile little man Kal Korff and I do not want to give anymore attention to this hatred and jealousy filled dried up little turd worm. It is all the same stuff over and over and over with him and Kal's claims and ranting will only continue to worsen as his bizarre and what some might call crazy actions spiraling out of control. I just keep waiting for the final crash of flight crazy. So for now you can take me of the list of the dozen or so people paying any attention to Kal and his ego driven loony tunes. The guy is a broken jar of nuts with a mouth the size of the Hindenburg and it is only a matter of time before he goes down like that famous zeppelin. The only difference is that Kal Korff will not be found in any history books or other historical records and will go out more like the small fart he is. there will be no glory for Kal and no place in history for him. Some infamy makes it into history buy Kal's infamy and hatred and jealousy and his lies and marginalization of other people and Kal's apparent

While I am quite sure Kal will say or write some nonsense or mention something about this being some sort of victory that could only be achieved by him after he conducted a sappytoes clandestine operation with full psy ops and butt hole nanobots or some other nonsense, the truth of it that Kal will twist around is that Kal Korff is an idiot. I did like Kult of Kal and his Kal Korff is an idiot picture idea. very funny and while there is a bit of humor to be found in Kal I am just not finding any right now.

I am utterly sick of Kal Korff and his bumbling mumbling tumbling out of control behavior and his tilting at wind mills. I might have someone take over the blog for me but will likely just be done with it for a while. I would much rather do things that are on a far more intellectually stimulating level than poor dumb and pathetic Kal such as watching paint dry or counting bricks on a wall. Yes these things are much much much more significant than Kal Korff and his round and round we all go nut act and his utterly outrageous and obviously pathetically made up claims.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Kal Korff doesn't and will never get it

I have brought myself to read Kal's Internet website and am still laughing over it all. Big speech from an undisclosed location in the middle east? ahahahahahhhaaahahahaha!!!! Let me guess Kal that you will be broadcasting this fom an Israeli secret super secure server too?? ahahahhhaaahhahahaahah Maybe Oliver North will be there with you where you'll hand feed Ollie some grapes laced with nanobots?? ahahahhaaahhhhhhhaaaaaa

Kal lost it a long time ago and there isn;t too much more to say about a desperate chubby little idiot like Kal Korff. the only thing left is to simply laugh at all of the claims Kal HAS NOT and CANNOT prove. Sorry Kal but everyone knows not to take you at your word or anything resembling a situation where people lend you a nanobot of credibility only to find out you were credibility bankrupt YEARS AGO.

So you go on now there Kal Korff and keep pretending about having worked for Oliver North and all the rest of the ridiculousness that you couldn;t bribe a three year old with a ton of candy into believing. Chubby little loser sold his soul for a shot at fame. No one here is laught with you Kal. Oh no no it is quite the opposite. ahahahahahhhaaaahahah

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Kal "Cyberpath" Korff

When I wrote a long time ago that I thought Kal Korff was an internet terrorist it looks like I am not the only person to share that opinion. An Internet website called Exposing Online Predators & Cyberpaths has listed none other than Internet terrorist Kal K. Korff as a currently known and exposed cyberpaths. And let's just face the facts here that Kal has done noting but use the Internet to issue threats and try to intimidate and marginalize people he hates. How many times has Kal said "fuck you" or gotten angry at people like Paul Kimball???? what is funny and ironic and keeping in the hypocrisy Kal has set for himself, Kal is using the same tactics of the terrorists he fantasizes about fighting! ahahahahaahhhaa Kal makes threats in order to get people to do what he wants. How many times has Kal threatened to sue someone if they don't apologize or retract something said about Kal? How many times has Conniving Kal threatened to contact the FBI or the DOJ and file a complaint or someone's place of business? Or how about Kal with threats of exposing people before the worldwide media by sending out alerts? Any idiot knows the goal of terrorism is terror so that one attempts to influence the actions of a person or group by making them fearful. This is EXACTLY what Kal does. Kal makes EMPTY THREATS with the hopes of making someone scared into doing something Kal wants. Kal Korff is in my opinion is engaging in some sort of Internet terror tactics and that really makes him no better in principle than the actual terrorists he pretends to hunt down. Kal hunting down someone dangerous ahahahahahahahahaah!! Now that's a laugh. Kal doesn't have the brass for that because that involves getting out from hiding behind a computer and a video camera. ahahahahahaahahahhaahhaa If Kal really wants to wrtie a ook on an area he is an expert in then he might want to just consider writing about how to be an Internet terrorist.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Kal Korff is a dork

More proof exposing the hypocrisy that is Kal Korff has been put together by none other than KultofKal!!! This great video put together by Kult of Kal takes Kal Korff's own words and EXPOSES Kal as a hateful hypocritical moron who judges others and will do what he can to try to get back at the people Kal HATES!

I especially like the clip where Kal is barely able to contain his rage and jealousy against Paul Kimball in the video where Kal obsesses over Paul Kimball so much that Kal says Paul's name an amazing and frightening THIRTY SEVEN TIMES in the span of something like seven minutes!!!!! Is Kal THAT OBSESSED with a guy he's never ever met?????????? Kal is just sick.

So here you have yet another fine video from Kultof Kal TEARING Kal apart with Kal's OWN WORDS!! Analyst and author and SAPSTOE Kal Korff gets OWNED by a single video on the Internet! ahahahahahahhhaaa os what do you superiors in the special secret services think about this Kal? Will you be demoted from mopping hallways to scrubbing toilets now? Will you lose that second row seat on the short bus? ahahahahahahaha

Just give it all up Kal and crawl back in your hole. Please Kal I BEG YOU TO STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. PLEASE Kal just STOP making an UTTER FOOL OF YOURSELF. Just stop making this shit up Kal. It is PAINFUL watching you Kal. Stop pretending to be a colonel Kal and please just STOP STEALING VALOR. Just stop it. Using words like colonel and telling people you are "stationed" and "serving" overseas leaves everyone with the impression that you are claiming to be an acting military official. Throw out your phony military insignia and your fake Mossad badges and phony uniforms. You are not involved in the war on terrorism and you do not round up terrorists. you are not an ofoficial acting in any official capacity and you do not have any official powers other than those you have made up in your sick little mind. You are a DISGRACE to soldiers who actually fight terrorists and you insult people who have lost their lives on the front lines and those people who are victims in the war on terror.

Chubby little loser. national joke!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Is Kal Korff a closet gay basher?

You have to wonder what Kal really thinks of gays and a new video from Kernal Hatred today casts a lot of light on what he thinks about homosexuality. I personally am for gay rights and believe that people have the free will to choose what they wish to do with their lifestyle choices. But this whole video trip Kal is on now that he has somehow through some miracle scraped together enough money for a video camera instead of using an Internet camera. Kal is about as amateur as one could aspire to be with the laughing and applauding and other audience noises that are ridiculously placed in the video because no one with any real intelligence would be cuaght dead in a live Kal Korff rant session audience.

So here we have Kernal Kornhole with a question that is likely contrived by his own hand asking if he is gay. What exactly is the point of this question to begin with????? Where did anyone ever claim as a fact that Kal Korff is gay???? What in the bloody hell prompted the asking of this question? I personally believe Kal has some insecurities about himself and might be trying to address them to m ake himself feel better and more self assured. If Kal is gay then who really cares? it changes nothing about the FACT he is a PRETENDER who has been EXPOSED before the world on the Internet too many times to keep count of at this point.

Back to this whole question of Kal Korff being gay is that I think Kal is a closet gay basher. Kal makes comments about people who have "blew it with both lips" and also is known for putting video on is Internet website that mocks gays and such videos only spread intolerance and hatred.

Kal siad "I don't judge people who are gay" and that being gay is someone's personal business but then our little Kernal Zealot starts quoting the bible sayign that God never said it was okay for men to have sex. I would like to know when God started having meetings with Kernal Krapper to brief him on what God is thinking.

Kal is all over the place on this latest rant and toward the end you can plainly see Kal can't stay on track as he jumps from gays to how he loves and respects women. So Kal do those images EXPLOITING women in LINGERIE and HALF NAKED in a vest you have is that how you respect women???? Or how about taking ass and tit shots of that woman in one of your videos like some little deviant?? is that how Kal Korff "rspects" women??? And what was that little comment Kal made about a show having "two hot check chicks" in it or that other clearly SEXIST comment where Kal referred to women as a "honey traps." And do not forget about this video showing Kal picking up some trophy where they had a bunch of women dressed in bikinis on parade. Kernal Conniving's own words are in direct CONFLICT with his OWN ACTIONS!! No Kal from where I am sitting KAL KORFF DOES NOT RESPECT WOMEN and I would go as far to say that I think Kal Korff MARGINALIZES women.

Kal says that women are just incapable of the same brutal acts as men because they carry life in them through getting pregnant and having kids. One of this place's very finest known as Digger pointed out something "Kal should have done a little research (some researcher!) before making stupid statements.
Try Lizzie Borden, Mata Hari, 'Black Dahlia", Mary Surratt, Quenn Elizabeth I, Catherine II of Russia, Indira Ghandi (dictator), Ma Barker, Mary, Queen of Scots, and the list goes on and on...
Murderers, all of them.


You can't really expect Kal Korff to do some actual thinking before he opens his mouth or to tell the truth about history because he is after all Kal Korff. I am sure one could just go on and on about the brutal women in history and the atrocities attributed to them but why waste any time with it because everyone knows that Kal won't care because he has the research skill of a puddle of vomit in a gutter.

No I do not believe Kal Korff when he says he respects women and does not judge homosexuals. My opinion is that Kal K. Korff is a hater. For more proof supporting my opinion I would direct you to suffer through watching the latest Kal rant against Paul Kimball and watch Kal trying to keep his cool. kal Korff is an agent of hate far as I am concerned.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Kal Korff still a GIGANTIC bag of gas!! nothing new!!

The gates at the asylum has swung fully open and so have the lens of the video camera Kal Korff appears to have acquired and the means of acquiring that camera are also the guess of anyone. Kal is back to video taping himself and making it sound as though the entire world is hinged on every word he says. ahahahahahaha Kal writes on his Internet website that a snore fest video with Kal talking redundantly as ever about flying saucers and people involved with flying saucers. Kal even wrote on his Internet website that this latest video is just so successful he can't believe it. I don't know anyone who would ever consider 86 views of a video as successful other than Kal Korff who if attention was piss would be licking a toilet for it. From what I can see of videos on the Internet the number of views Kal gets on his videos isn;t the equivalent of a fart from a vagrant in an alley.

But Kal is now moving back to familiar ground with more threats of investigations of some official involved in his brother's civilian court case. Kal even is now saying that some sort of warrant officer from Kal's imaginary organization hs been assigned as a liaison of sorts officially interacting with some investigation and it all boils down to the same old tired rigmarole. I got a message from someone who says this is just all more nonsense from Kolonel Krapper. "There is simply no way in hell that an official investigation is going to let a non-member participate directly in any investigation being conducted. This Kal Korff character is just that, a character who clearly has no clue how the real world of investigation works."

Now Kal launches a video against this James Smith fellow who Kal claims works for an attorney general office in the states. In the video Kal says the word mother fucker and then apologizes saying he hates this sort of language. This is THE SAME Kal Korff who said "Fuck you Milos Bartus." This is what we call a hypocrite. So I listened to Kal and his latest bumbling threats nad have to wonder how many times this James smith fellow has played that video for colleagues who have an outright laugh fest over it. So Kal has turned back into Kal "Mr.Threats" Korff again trying to intimidate people with more empty menaingless threats. I get from the video and the level of anger Kal is keeping under his rather thin skin that his brother's case is not going all that well and I also get the feeling that this makes Kal angry because he likely wants to try and get some money out of it and cannot do that if the case turns into a loser of a trial. there is a certain level of anger and hate in this video from Kal and this is the same guy who claims hate is wrong and so is passing judgement on people. Kal called this James Smith fellow a criminal outright and says he is guilty of some kind of misconduct or something of the sort. Kal says it all with utter contempt and then says something liek if the court doesn't find him guilty he is guilty any way but kal also says that justice should previal. Justice for Kal is the world going the way of how Kal thinks it should go and that he is always right and is some sort of hero. kal Korff is a coward who can only make hateful statemtns and judges people in one country while Kal sits around safely in another country. ka has proved his cowardice on many occasions from running away from paul Kimball and Kevin randle. kal didn't even have the guts for a face to face meeting with Paul Kimball and then CON veniently said he woul dbe out of Prague during the time Paul was scheduled to be there. And CONveniently Kal resurfaced right after Paul left Prague.

I watched the video and see the opening has been changed with Kal now saying to "think critically" and so on. Let us just use Kal's own "think critically" on him for a second. Who in the bloody hell would ever believe Kal is a colonel in any sort of organization let alone who would think that it is some sort of worldwide metaorganization with alliance partners and contacts throughout the world? ahahahahahahahahhhhaaahaha!!! Kal has NO PROOF of any of this other than the hot air coming out of his rather sizeable mouth. based on everything Kal has said and weighing it against any actual proof Kal has provided one who woul dbe thinking critically would have to come to the utter conclusion that it isn't real and that Kal Korff is an oversized bag of gas and a self assigned colonel in an organization that is pure fantasy.

i really do no know why i continue to waste any time on Kal because he and his nonsense have been utterly EXPOSED and when Worlds Away comes out it will be the final nail into a coffin Kal has long been laying in.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT

What more can said about this bloated egotistical loony dope named Kal K. Korff? The man is an utter idiot and I give him too much credit by even referring to him as a man as that would imply he is an adult and everyone knows that no grown adult acts like Kal K. Korff with his silly delusions and outlandish claims. The few people monitoring this wanna' be Kal Korff have been subjected to the absolute lunacy Kal portraits at the expense of everyone he lies about or slanders or steals valor from or tries to smear or belittle people while preaching that hate is wrong or the outrageous fairy tales Kal amazingly believes are real. the reality here in all of this is that


and nothing is ever going to alter that. there isn't any IQ test from a magazine or silly video rant about Kevin Randle or making childishly transparent excuses for chickening out of a debate with Kevin Randle that can change the obvious fact that Kal K. Korff is a supreme idiot and I would go so far as to say Kal K. Korff is THE supreme idiot.

Some people are born with intelligence and common sense while others are not. Kal is obviously the latter because anyone with any actual intelligence would know better than to try to feed people the sort of horse shit Kal Korff serves up like his being a colonel in some organization that is clearly fantasy or actually expecting anyone to believe a former CIA director was his mentor! ahahahahahahahahahhhaaahhahahaha

Kal should look at a career as a stage comedian because all he gets are laughs and I'm not talking about the kind laughs that perhaps Bozo the clown would get. Though I think people would be more quick to believe Bozo the clown was rounding up terrorists before anyone would ever believe that a conniving idiot like Kal Korff would ever have the courage let alone the brains to do it. Can you imagine that fool Kal out and about hunting terrorists in his silly little cowboy hat roaming the streets of Prague in a panic asking people on the rail if they know where to find some terrorists or if they are terorists! ahahahahahahhaaahhaa

Kal K. Korff is an idiot and for you Korffers out there I really do not believe there is anything else that can be said about the moron. Kal's claims have been EXPOSED and there isn;t much more to say than that than perhaps entertain ourselves from time to time with the babble of the world's biggest idiot Kal Korff.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Kal verses XZone

Whether it be that the Xzone article shines a big fat spotlight on the silly claims of Kal Korf or not has yet to be seen because like Kal it does indeed seem that Rob McConnel simply cannot deliver on time. This is either because Rob McConnel added stuff or he might be scared of Kal! ahahahahahahahah Nobody should be afraid whatsoever of that bloated gasbagKal Korff or that rather unusually large hole that passes for what he calls a mouth.

Though I do see that Rob McConnel now has a picture of the page to his newspaper or newsletter or whatever it is back up on his Internet website I have noticed that he has changed it from "the lies of Kal Korff and others who lurk in the paranormal" to "the claims of Kal Korff and others who lurk in the paranormal" I wonder what prompted this change and pound for pound I would say it would be a lot of long winded email threats from that windbag Kal Korff to Rob McConnel that calling him a liar is slander and defamation and the usual idiocy that goes with being Kal. I clicked on the newspaper several times but it still is not available for some reason. so it looks like we will be waiting a bit longer for the word from Rob on his "good buddy" Kal and rumor has it that Rob Mcconnel is doing this only because he has seen a part of Paul's film and is tryingto avoid any further embarrassment..

Rumor about this Rob McConnel newspaper article is that it recaps many ofthe inside dealings Rob McConnel had with Kal Korff including deals offered by Kal to Rob McConnel that Kal never delivered on and claims Kal has made in a variety of places that have no proof to back them. Rumor also has it that Kal backed out of a number of debates Rob was trying to arrange on the Roswell flying saucer and JFK and bigfoot. Rumor also has it that Rob Mcconnel will also provide the results of the nanotechnology Kal said he sent. So I guess at this time I will just have to wait around for this newspaper or newsletter or whatever it is to come out. In the meantime I did receive this email from someone about Kal and his claim of having a five hundred book publishing deal.

"Since you don't seem to be involved in the UFO subject, there is a gentleman named Philip Mantle whom had a book published about the now infamous Alien Autopsy. The book is called Alien Autopsy Inquest and was published by Publish America, which is an online publisher to which anyone can submit a manuscript. During an episode of the X-Zone radio show where Kal K. Korff and Philip Mantle both appeared, Mantle announced the release of his book and Korff said, on the air now, that Mantle was the first "recipient" to be "awarded" a published book in Korff's 500 book deal."

"Well, Mantle never acknowledged this during the episode and you could tell there was a moment of awkwardness there. Being the proper gentleman Mantle is, he likely took the high road to avoid an on air fight. Mantle is the sole reason that book was published, it had not a thing to do with Korff. In my checking, Korff is not associated with Publish America. So just what company is this supposed super publishing deal through? This just sounds like more fantasy and fiction from Korff."

Perhaps there is a lad out there who can check on this Phillip Mantle chap and into this book and the program where he appeared with Kal? I have noticed that Kernal Kowdung has not updated his Internet website in a while now since he had to suddenly and CONveniently go into hiding from Paul Kimball during Paul's visit to Prague. Sources in Prague have apparently provided some rather interesting inforation to Paul about Kal and also Paul was able to obtain some amazing film of Kal and interviews with U.S embassy officials, the mole, Vojtek, Prague media members, and the whopper I hear is that in one Kal video Kal is at a table talking to two chaps about legal stuff. Rumor is that Paul landed interviews with them both!! Worlds Away! I can not wait to see it!!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The LIES of Kal Korff according to Rob McConnel

It took some time but Rob McConnel FINALLY decided it was time to cut the cord and say that Kal Korff is a LIAR and say good bye to Kal. But what does this all really mean about the whole sordid Kal and Rob affair??? I mean here you have rob McConnel and his X zone radio program where Kal was on the show to the point of having a regular spot each week and all with the full support of Rob McConnel backing with Rob calling Kal his "good buddy" and asking if criticism of Kal was just more "crap" from the same people and those people being comments from this blog and any number of Kal's critics calling into question Kal's claims of being some sort of colonel in some sort of anti terrorist outfit among bags of other claims made by that dolt Kernal Krispy Kream.

So now Rob has come out saying Kal is a liar but in order to see just exactly what it is Rob has to say about Kal you must pay $1.50 to see it in some newspaper Rob McConnel puts together. And Rob McConnel has also scheduled in the last few weeks many many many of the people Kal has claimed are frauds like Kevin Randle, this Stanton Freidman fellow, Paul Kimball, Michael Horn, a fellow named Jim Dilatosow and I'm sure some other flying saucer people I know nothing about.

My personal own opinion here on this is that Rob McConnel did nothing but assist Kal in attacking certain people and helping Kal believe in his little fantasy world. I don't much care for this rob McConnel fellow and his previous promises of doing a journalistic investigation into Kal and the rest of it. It was quite clear long ago and to many people that there was NOTHING to back a word of any of Kal's tales of being a colonel in some sort of special operations group or that he had anything better to do than blow hot air right out his ass. but this never ever seemed to truly bother Rob McConel and it didnot even bother him that Kal was making some very fantastic and incredulous claims and Rob McConnel still kept having this wanker on his show each week even when it would have been apart to a mildly retarded monkey that all of Kal's tales were nonsense about being a colonel and fighting terrorists andhaving some fanciful 500 book deal and having $25,000,000.00 to produce television shows and rounding up skinheads and being an executive of so many companies and all the rest of this utter nonsense. Who would give the silly things Kal was saying any sort of validation or even give the aura of belief to Kal and his utterly ridiculous colonel claims?????

I also personally think that Rob McConnel has only done this AFTER Paul Kimball announced he would be releasing a documentary EXPOSING Kal Korff so rob could try to save himself and somehow try to come out of this looking good by jumping onto the PaulKimball boat. I think the only decent thing that has come out of all this mess that Rob McConeel helped to make is that Kal will no longer be able to heap shovel fulls of his endless bullshit out to the unsuspecting. If Rob McConnel wants to really really do something right here then he needs to put whatever information he might have about Kal out for ALL TO SEE FREE instead of trying to make a dollar from it. I am sure I am not the only one who shares the opinion that Rob McConnel is culpable in all of this to an extent and now he wants to make money off of it all?? shame on Rob shame on him.

Sunday, June 21, 2009


Here it is now the 21st of June and I feel that there is something missing here. What could it be?? Did I perhaps miss a birthday?? Maybe an important appointment or something from the grocery? Perhaps I forgot to check the post today? Oh yes wait it is now all coming back to me. Kal K. Korff FAILED AGAIN to deliver as advertised! I know that this comes as no surprise to anyone because he is after all Kal K. Korff. How does Kal stay so consistent in the FAILURE department?

Kernal Krustez is going to be the subject of a new worldwide film documentary called World Aways that is being filmed by none other than that chap Paul Kimball. The documentary delves very deep into the life of Kal and investigates Kal so utterly thorough leaving no stone unturned and digs under the stones. so since Paul announced he would be spending time in Prague and announced to the world his travel dates to prague and the fact that he would be doing filming for the Kal documentary film Kal did what he does best and that would be a laughable childish threat of releasing a video exposing Paul Kimball and some chap named Stanton Freidman. And Kal prmoised it would be coming and would be available for sale. Kal said this video would be out on June 20th and available for sale here we are once again with an empty bag from Kal. Kal put this up on his Internet website " EXCLUSIVE! Kal Korff Stars in NEW Documentary about Stanton T. Friedman, On Sale June 20th!

Written by Public Relations
Thursday, 18 June 2009 00:21

Kal Korstars in a new non-fiction documentary on Stanton T. Friedman which goes on sale Saturday, June 20th!

Zurich, Switzerland — Here is a still from a new documentary on the legendary UFO researcher, Stanton T. Friedman, which features extensive commentary and factual corrections by Kal Korff.

We psychically predict, although we are NOT "psychic" — that Paul Kimball will continue NOT to hold his Uncle Stan accountable for the claims Friedman makes, Paul is after all admittedly on the "other side of truth", which are examined critically in this video for the first time.

Both UFO "skeptics" and certainly "believers" will find this video to be of great interest.


Developing... "

Developing like a bad rash. So yet here another FAILURE on the part of Kal K. Korff to add to the ever growing list and another CHILDISH THREAT to add the ever growing list from Kal during another episode of his got-to-get-you-back tantrum. I really do not know what else to say because at this point Kal is just running around in circles chasing his own balls doing the same thing over and over and over and over but still coming up with the same results which are ZERO.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Is Kal changing his name to Forrest Gump?

Paul Kimball marches bravely into Prague and what does Kal Korff the supposed fearless hunter of terrorists do? KAL RUNS AWAY!! Paul shows up in Prague having announced his trip weeks ago and then Kal leaves on some sort of sudden research trip? Is this just some sort of coincidence? Not as far as I'm concerned and this is just Kernal Coward himself keeping the tradition of him running away like a scared little kid when an adult is about to confront him. This will now be the THIRD time Kal has CRAWLED OFF and holed up in some corner curled into a fetal position. First Kal TURNED TAIL from Paul Kimball after Paul said he would fly Kernal Cornhole into Halifax for a FACE TO FACE debate with Kevin Randle. After Kernal Conniving made an inCONvenient excuse Kevin Randle gave Kernal Blowhard another chance at the debate Kal himself PRACTICALLY BEGGED FOR while having the nerve to call Kevin randle a coward! Spineless Kal K. Korff ran away from that debate with yet another one of his CONvenient excuses that was so obviously planned out well ahead of time.

So here it is now for the THIRD TIME Kal K. Korff has a glowing opportunity at no cost to him since he didn;t have to fly anywhere to face one of his legion of critics and what does this supposed Israeli founded organization agent/SAPSTOE/analyst/terrorist hunter do??? HE GOES INTO FULL RETREAT!!!!!!!! why? because Kal K. Korff is a conniving coward who utterly thrives on trying to make the lives of anyone who questions or criticizes or points out the crystal clear flaws of his claims out miserable and he can only do so from afar. Face to face the little tool is nothing he claims to be. Kal wants to rage about Paul Kimball never contacting him directly. Kal can mark that excuse off his endless list of excuses since Paul MARCHED RIGHT ON IN on Kal's turf directly! But it looks as though standing up face to face is not Kal's strong point as it is not with most cowards.

Informants within Prague have alerted me that Paul has secured on camera interviews with the U.S. Embassy who roll their eyes and try to contain their laughter when asked about Kal and his claims of meeting with them about flying saucers. Paul is supposed to also have or will interview Vojtek, Milos Bartu, Kal's former landlord, Czech police, former Metropolini employees and many others about Kal's various claims inckuding those within the inner circle of Kernal Cameltoe. Worlds Away will be a SMASH HIT and I am now hearing that it may have to be done in two parts with all of the new information Paul has gotten his hands and camera on. now Kal can sit back and see what a REAL production is supposed to look like and see what it also looks like on a movie and tv screen instead of a computer screen! EVERYTHING about you will be REVEALED in public Kal. After all he is Kal Korff and a public figure and I'm sure Paul Kimball will handle this all iwth the utmost of professionalism because Paul is a true professional unlike Kernal Cowpatty.

If I was in Paul's shoes I would premiere Worlds Away in Prague and invited Kal as the guest of honor. But of course based on Kal's own track record and by his own choice Kal would probably just run away instead of acting like an adult and standing by all the public accusations he's made against many people. Who is the coward now Kal? It certainly isn't Paul Kimball who even gave Kal the courtesy of announcing WEEKS ahead of time he was coming to Kal's front door and Kal didn't even have the manners to or grace to meet Paul face to face.

Kernal Conniving K. Coward strikes again!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Paul Kimball evades Special Secret Services!!!

Right under the very nose of the man who has shown us an authentic and empty glass vial! Behind the back of the man of the man who single handedly sold at least three iPods and a laptop at American prices in Prague! On the turf of the very guy with probably the slowest running and least visited Internet website in the world! Flown right past the face of the world's one and only SAPSTOE! Advertised worldwide on open and easily accessible channels of communications that are not back channel or ran through a secure Israeli server!!! Some foreign invader has masterfully slipped by Kernal Twinkie Pies himself Kal K. Korff!!!

Who is this daring doubling daredevil that would dare trespass on the turf belonging to an agent of an Israeli organization? Did he paratroop in under radar? Did he swim in stealthily by sea to avoid detection? Did he tunnel in from Obora? No one would ever be daring enough to challenge Kal Korff with such brazen bravado like walking openly in the streets of Prague........woudl they?

Yes they would and that daring agent would be the one and only Paul Kimball! But when your trying to evade an organization with only one member who is scared to death of having any sort of exchange with you face to face I suppose you don't have much to worry about. But flip those tables and become one Kal Korff and you have everything to fear. Certainly nothing of a physical threatening nature by any means. Paul be all accounts is a class act who likes being intellectual and civil about things. No the one thing Kal has to fear is what will likely become an Oscar nominated documentary by Paul Kimball called Worlds Away that shows us all the never before publicly revealed truth about Kal K. Korff's life and his very public claims. Kal likes to threaten people with exposing them on television shows and in books so I wonder how Kal must feel about being the topic of a real film production.

How was Kal unable to stop this direct and publicly stated preplanned invasion of his turf by Paul Kimball????? Isn't Kal supposed to be a highly trained expert with government connections the world over???? Why didn't Kal walk into the US Embassy and have Paul stopped from entering the country??? Kal has said he was going to contact the governments of people and get them into trouble before so I have to ask what stopped Kal from doing this now? Does Kal have some "psyops" planned or is he setting a trap for Paul Kimball? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Not likely and not on Kernal Corndog's best day could he even hope of being that pwoerful or that intelligent as to match wits with Paul Kimball.

I know Paul is checking his email from the road so Kal if you have any real honor or integrity or courage then you should send Paul an email and ask for an on camera interview shot by Paul. You ran away from Kevin Randle twice now Kal and here is an easy opportunity for you to stand up for once. Why not face someone you've done nothing but throw rocks at from afar???? Stop throwing trash from thousands of miles away and be a man about it Kal and do it face to face. Or are you going to give us all another sorry ass excuse about a terrorist threat like you did to Kevin Randle? Let me guess Kal you already planned your excuse by posting something about being on the road a week or so before Paul showed up on your doorstep in Prauge. I know I am probably wasting my time with this but I thought I would at least try.

From someone who leaves comments here and has an Internet blogger Kult-of-Kal met with Paul Kimball whilst Paul is visiting Prague for an extended period of time and left a comment about that meeting. I'd love to meet Paul but must admit I would only do so if he brought Holly in arm. hahahahaaa

Special Secret meeting held between Paul Kimball and Kult of Kal

Bottom line: I respect Paul Kimball.

It was a pleasure (honor, even?) to spend a few hours with Paul Kimball and his lovely friend & colleague Holly Stevens. A simple evening of pizza and beers was made extraordinary with conversation about …well, do I really have to say?

I figured I’d start this with “I respect Paul Kimball” because respect comes easily for him (and Holly). Just reading a bit of Kimball’s bio suggests it. After sharing conversation with him and Holly, I know he deserves it.

What did we talk about? We covered a lot of ground. I felt like we could have talked for a few days, I sincerely had a good time.
I’ll admit, however, about the fields of UFO & paranormal phenomena, my head just swims since I’m just not that into it and the topic is deep for a newbie like me. Paul clearly demonstrates a historical understanding of the field and its players, past and present (yes, even including Kal). But what also struck me was Paul’s admiration and respect for those truly gifted folks “above him”, e.g. those nuclear and quantum physicists. Those people also tackling the questions of the phenomena and providing value (no, not including Kal). Even as a newbie, I recognize a gap between the serious players and the wanna-be players. (Should be needless to say, but Paul falls under the ‘serious’ category). An oft repeated metaphor was the ant and human. 
And Paul knows those serious players, many of them quite closely, beyond just his uncle Stan. (And I’ll close my mouth here out of respect for Paul).

I found Paul to be a real interesting person to talk with. Speaking personally, I am a modest guy, who believes in revealing my accomplishments and credibility only when asked directly. (Kal doesn’t - a big reason I find Kal so obnoxious).
Paul, on the other hand, is clever at peppering conversation with points to establish his credibility. So, while this makes him not appear as an overly humble guy, he is skilled at marketing himself and I admire that about him. And what really distinguishes Paul from people with similar interests, like say Kal, is that Paul actually has the education, the intellect and the connections “to walk the walk.” For that, I respect the guy. I just had to put this thought into words because to me (and I think to Paul) it’s an important distinction between one UFO guy and another.

Did we talk about Kal and his antics? Naturally. Perhaps even a tad too much. Above all, Holly was a good sport and a couple times her humor saved Paul and I from complete downward spirals. Holly – thanks.

Oh – I about forgot. “Worlds Away” is Incredible. Kal – it just continues to get really bad for you. I think by the time you see the credits roll, being famous is the LAST thing you’ll want to be!

Paul, Holly – thanks for the evening, the great conversation, enjoy the rest of your time here. Shoot-, I don’t think I even properly thanked you for dinner – Thanks! I look forward to returning the favor in Halifax. 


June 12, 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Kernal Krapper keeps krapping

I simply do not know where to begin with Kernal Boner's latest shenanigans. The moron has been on a tirade today so I do suppose the first place I will start at is Kal now saying he is publishing a scientific paper on nanotechnology. My response to this? ahahahahahhaaaahhhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahhhhaa!
Kal is complete off his nut now with the headline BREAKING NEWS! Col. Kal Korff to PUBLISH First Scientific Paper on Nantechnology: HOW It was Used To PROVE Gil Gilbertson, Deputy Jim Geiger ARE CORRUPT!

Now I don't care much about this shooting business or any of that but only care about certain things Kal claims about his involvement and his writing a legal defense and his Internet website slop book thing supposedly being part of some court evidence and the like of his more outrageous claims.

So if Kernal Corndog is going to publish a scientific paper on nanotechnology? So just what education does Kal have that qualifies him to write a scientific paper on nanotechnology? The answer is NONE! What scientific peer panel reviewed the paper. yes you guessed correctly it is NONE! And what proof does Kal have that he actually has any actual nanotechnology? NONE! And just what recognized scientific journal is this going to be published in? NONE! I could go on about how idiotic this nonsense from Kernal Conniving is but it is so patently absurd that not even the most gullible of people would believe it. And yes Kal can say he published a paper on nanotechnology but so can endless grade school and high school students who have already written papers for school. thee are likely preschoolers have made color pencil scribblings with more scientific value than kal could ever dream of.

I could go on about Kal and his "Konfessions" where he confesses how badly he felt about breaking a little girl's heart in sixth grade. But I think I will spare everyone the pathetic juvenile drama Kal tries to create by describing his "going steady" with a girl and then breaking up with her. It is some of the wrost rubbish and brain rot I have ever had the displeasure of reading. I think this little piece also gives one qutie a bit of insight into how little growth emotionally Kal has had since the sixth grade. And remember that Kal refused to dance. ahahahahahhhaaaaaahhha!
I have a much better idea here for Kal. He should start apologizing to the people he has insulted and outright LIED about instead of wasting his time apologizing to a girl who liekly doesn't even remember him and that is IF any of it ever happened to begin with or this is just more of Kal giving his warped interpretation of events. And why would Kal have to say that this sweeping sixth grade romance was not serious??? this all speaks volumes about the level of emotional maturity Kal actually possesses. See kal if you weren't wasting all your time on this nonsense and actually got out a little more socially you might have an idea of what life could really be like instead of the absurdly ludicrous fantasy you live in.

And Kal keeps the hits rolling out with "Lori is a human being, a woman, and I honestly believe that women are the HIGHEST life forms on this planet." this would explain Kal using half naked women in his videos and focusing a camera on a woman's ass and her chest. My opinion is Kal DOES NOT respect women because if he did he would not have EXPLOITED the woman wearing the vest and FAKE badge in those pictures of video or whatever it was. Yet another fabulous example of Kal Mr.Hypocrite Korff at work.

And what in the bloody hell is this with kal making third peson references to himself???????? "But I refused. I refused to dance. Something was clearly wrong, Kal Korff would not dance, and he would not sing."

ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahhhhaaaahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Kernal Dork and Mr. threats

I found this lovely picture of Kal on the Internet and must say I think it to be no exaggeration and it is likely Kal in his most natural state. But I think Kernal Dork's strong alter ego Mr. Threats--- you know the one where Kal is feeling weak and threatened and vulnerable and Mr.Threats comes on out exclaiming how he will get even with everyone by arresting and suing them and reporting them and ending their careers and lives and how he tried to warn them all it was coming and they should have listened---is really in charge. But everyone knows that nothing ever happens when Mr.Threats comes out other than everyone laughing their asses off at the preposterous threats made.

But I often wonder if Kal might have multiple personalities. Just my personal opinion about this question I pose but anything is possible after all. Look at the various videos Kal has made and the many different versions of Kal you see. In a video where Kernal in such a fashion as only could be found on an actual reality show Kal talks in a depressed fashion about how David Beeidny supposedly threatened to kick Kal's fat ass around. Then there are the videos with the ridiculous cowboy hat Kal wears where we get to see Kernal Crapfest shoot his big mouth off. Then we get see yet another version of Kernal Kal-is-rael on a two video babble-athon. We've also seen Kernal Catnip try and be Mr. Hip by changing his hair style and wearing fashionable tshirts while he wears a shoulder bag trying way too hard to be metro and savvy. Kal even tries to be Mr. Dapper by wearing a short sleeve black button up shirt with his new hair and silly Freddy Mercury mustache. Then there's Mr. Urban Cowfolk Kal with the whole vest and cowboy hat bit going on. There's also Mr. Combat Camouflage's camouflage tshirt and then there's Mr. God I wish I was the Fonz where Kal sports a leather jacket and a tshirt. And who could ever remove the burned image of Kal wearing a work out shirt with the neck and sleeves cut out trying to show off what he must think if a good physique. I know I know I couldn't eat for the rest of the day after seeing that repulsive image of Kal. I'm still traumatized over that video.

I see Kernal Cupcake is making up for not having a video camera with this amateur offering and little hissy fit about Paul Kimball. If Kal was indeed an analyst or had the high IQ he claims then Kal would be smart enough to know that he is being publicly man handled by Paul in absolute brutal fashion. Kal would also be smart enough to figure out that Paul has a billion times more class than Kal could imagine having. It would take a few brain cells to figure all of this out so that should tell you just where Kal sits and his high IQ is utter babbling. I think Paul will have an interesting ten days in Prague tracking down what Kal has REALLY been doing in Prague and this ludicrous rant Kal is on about through his Internet website is fear settling in on Kal. If Kal were any sort of real man or mature adult then Kal would send Paul an email and ask to meet. But we know how scared Kal is of face to face interaction after Kal turned coward and did not accept an invitation made by Paul to fly Kernal Turnip to a face to face debate with Kevin Randle.

All of this silly stuff Kal is saying about Paul is so obviously his cowardice bleeding through. Kal fears being EXPOSED for the lonely and pathetic loon he is. But the past has proved one thing about Kernal Crabby and it is that he will never abandon his delusional safe harbor where Kal thinks the world waits with baited breath for what Kernal Crotch is going to do next. I suppose this might be true in part because there are after all a handful of people in the world can't wait to see what Kal does next but only out of pure curiosity for the next round of crazed shit the little maniac comes out with next be it more threats or nutty claims of having a court actually accept a completely amateur slop work Kal calls a book accepted into some sort of evidence or any other number of rants or outlandish tales spun as only Kernal CAPSLOCK can spin.

I suggest Kal should call his autobiography A little life mae bigger with CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!! Or maybe he should call it I AM THE COLONEL: MY LIFE IN CAPS. Or how about THEY CALL ME HONEYTRAP BOY. Anyone have any snazzy titles for Kal's autobiography that will soon be available in pdf format from an obscure Internet website that has no where near the Internet website traffic claimed because a liar manipulated the data in order to fool the public into thinking he was someone important?

Please keep the laughs coming Kernal Crackhead. ahahahahahahahaha

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Kal "Mr.Threats" Korff

Sad, pathetic and dumb old Kal is up to his usual rubbish after a small town newspaper righteously trounced Kernal Kal with HIS OWN WORDS!! This just seems to keep happening everywhere and continues to get worse and worse and worse for Kal as he continues to be EXPOSED IN THE MEDIA. I would not want to be Kal Korff right now after again losing to his own worst enemy which is the big mouth he has that he just cannot seem to shut opening it at all the wrong times. Utter buffoons like Kal K. Korff litter the Internet and leave the rest of the grounded world laughing and scratching our heads in utter bewilderment. The Internet is a wonderful world full of dimwits readily offering themselves up to the world for our entertainment pleasure. Kal also shows us how not to act and that his being a complete asshole will never change because he frankly has nothing else better to do with his time.

Our infamous self described Israeli agent who refers to himself as a "Colonel" for an Israeli founded organization got treated properly to a shovel full of his own words by a reporter in an entertaining and often hilarious article complete with a posting from Conniving Kal himself demanding retraction and correction with somewhat restrained outrage. Kernal Krackpipe will never receive I can assure you as everyone knows that people acting out in public and acting bizarre make great news stories and our very own Kernal Krust does indeed make one wonder how someone gets to such a low place.

Yes our beloved Kernal Kracked Pot has provided us some rather nice contradictions and more rubbish to point out showing what a loon he is. Now Kal claims that his credentials "are also sworn before the U.S. Court." What Credentials?????? What court????? But as usual Kal is just opening his mouth and littering everyone with more of his nonsense that he can't prove. And what credentials really is Kal on about?? I suppose Kal could have provided his old press pass proving he once wrote for a free newspaper. Kernal Cookie Dough could show some of his newspaper clippings proving someone once thought he was an entertaining kid. Kal could dazzle a court with his pay stubs from his time as a telephone tech support person. perhaps that snappy science award ribbon would just make a judge fall all over himself to believe all Kal has to say. ahahahahaahh I think about the only real "credential" Kal might have is a high school diploma and an out dated food workers card.

But will Kal ever prove this latest claim? Of course he won't because he is Kal Korff and with that comes along a highly elevated and dependable double standard of a kind that only Kal has. Kernal Crevasse DEMANDS other provide proof of their claims but when Kal K. Korff makes a claim his OWN RULES DON'T APPLY!! Kal LOVES accusing many other people of not having ethics and equal standards and so on and so forth. YET IT IS Kal K. Korff who can't even follow his own standards!!!! Kernal Krapola is now going so far to say he never used the term "nanobot" when he did IN HIS OWN WORDS!! There are videos MADE BY AKL showing him saying this very thing!!! Earth to Kal earth to Kal you need to pull your head out of your ass and come up for air! McKal? Is anyone home???????

But please do not bother poor dumb fumbling Kal with this because he is too busy trying to cover his tracks by claiming he has been a target of hate and describes himself as a "victim" and says that everyone who questions him or calls him out is out to get him and it is all hate! How CONvenient that the moment Kal starts getting exposed and caught in his own words he SUDDENLY is a victim!

Contrary to the LIES and all out mud slinging Kal likes to do this blog is not about hate and is simply about exploring the life and times and claims and utter nonsense of a public figure and public idiot named Kal K. Korff. Kal can keep on trying his usual little tap dance by trying to label everyone poiinting out the obvious nonsense Kal puts out there in the public as a hateful person or racist. The plain truth is that Kal is being EXPOSED and he does not like having the tables turned and being exposed as a HYPOCRITE. And trying to use racism as a way to get out of a hard spot is the WRONG thing to do Kal! racism happens all the time and when nuts like you start screaming "racism" and "hate" and nothing of the kind is happening it makes it harder for people who actually and sadly are subjected to hate and racism. Stop crying "wolf" Kal just STOP!

Free speech is what it is called Kal. Free speech and opinion is where Kal always runs and hides so he can spread his hate and it is hate driven. Kal will try any underhanded move and will say anything with the slight hope it does harm to someone who has exposed him. Take a look at what Kal has said about Paul Kimball, Royce Meyer, Kevin randle, David Beeidny and several other people inlcuding people who comment here on this blog. Kal has threatened to "sue" and "nail" and have people "prosecuted" and in the same breath Kal likes to yammer on about how hate is wrong and we should forgive people more and be compassionate to people and how everything is wrong with the world.
Kal is part of his own stated problem. Stop hating Kal. Just stop it. A good point here is that Kal often likes to say that people got something wrong by saying a person "blew it with both lips." Is Kal a homophobe? Obviously he has a problem with gays if he makes such an inference. So now I suppose anyone could just turn right around and say that Kal is making hateful comments against gays. Are you Kal? Is Kal Korff a gay basher???? See how it works because it is the sort of despicable and underhanded contrived crap Kal pulls when backed into a corner with no where to go. Of course Kal always has a place to go and that is to use hate to sling accusations, innuendo and lies at people who have pegged his outright rubbish so he can get back at them.

Kal "Mr.Threats" Korff. This moniker covers it. all threats and no action or proof.

Kal Korff is a hater. who else goes after people with such vindictive and spiteful pettiness? Kal Korff does and this latest threat to publish a book about Paul Kimball and this is what Kernal Konniving wrote "I hope you enjoy the new work, it is being sold for money for one reason only: those of you who were "smart enough" to ever "believe" Paul Kimball where it concerns his many false claims about me, SHOULD PAY."

SHOULD PAY? I thought only God ws passing judgement these days so said Kal. Looks like perhaps Kal thinks he is God. Good job there and all Kal "Mr.Threats" Korff.
By the way, someone wrote me a rather nice email about Kal "Mr.threats" Korff and why he posts all those silly Internet website video clips to his Internet website.

"It is widely known by those Kal has attempted to smear in the past that Kal uses key-wording, phrasing and a variety of methods to drive traffic to his site.
For fuck's sake, Kal even uses Elvis and jailhouse rock as keywords. He embeds those popular Youtube vids in order to drive people to his website.
If you go to you will find that Kal's site barely gets traffic. This ludicrous hit counter indicating millions and millions of hits is pure poppycock.
If you plug in the websites of those Kal is on about, you'll see that his website traffic claims hold no water at all. Type in a few of the websites of the people Kal has targeted and do a comparison. You'll see they readily exceed any traffic Kal is dreaming about."

Not that I am at all savvy when it comes to computer and Internet website stuff but I did a bit of a comparison and it is clear that ther is no way possible Kal's Internet website has all of the Internet hits he is claiming it has. this also means that Kal's claim that 100,000 or more persons have downloaded that god awful thing Kal calls a book is another steaming pile right from Kernal Krackhead's big mouth.

Paul Kimball if you are reading this I hope you have a pleasant stay in Prague. It is an amazing city! Cheers to you and have fun on the tram and I can't wait to get a look at your documentary on Kal when it is completely wrapped up. And Paul I would love to have you sign a copy of Kal's new book on you for me. $19.95 for a book from Kal? ahahahhhaaahhhhaaaa I'd rather wipe my ass with a rusty euro that waste it on Kal. ahahahahaaahhhaa How many years has it been since you announced that five-hundred book deal Kal and exactly how many books have been published in that deal? ahahahahahah

Kal "Mr.threats" Korff strikes again! If Kal wants to write a book he should write one on a subject he is an unquestioned expert in and he should call it "How to hate, make threats, and get even with those who have embarrassed you to your core" give it a try Kal becuase I am so very sure it would be a best seller! ahahahahahaha

Monday, May 25, 2009

Kal Korff coming unplugged

Our favorite idiot Kal K. Korff has opened his rather large mouth once again because he wants the world to hear him roar!! And the way Kal has about putting certain things it would be rather easy for those uninformed about Kal to buy into such rubbish.

Poor dumb and exposed Kal K. Korff has decided to put up on his Internet website something about how the media is now covering something about his brother's lawsuit. Read Kernal Korff's nonsense for yourself.

Media Begins to Cover Federal Lawsuit in Kurtis Korff Shooting News - Latest News Written by Kal Korff - Op Ed on the road. Wednesday, 13 May 2009 09:20 Dear World, I have received word that the media has started to cover the news of the seven lawsuits which were filed concerning the illegal shooting of him, specifically by Oregon Deputy Alan Johnson. Let the record show that we seek only one thing: JUSTICE. Let the record also show that we did NOT alert the media, in other words these stories are self-driven, the news entities decided to cover this event, because it IS NEWS, all on their own. At the core of this case is one vital issue which affects us all: Whenever law enforcement personnel or Justice personnel decide to take the laws into their own hands, and label and "judge" people as "throw away persons" — for who they then falsely prosecute and even go so far as to fake and manipulate or fail to collect the evidence which proves INNOCENCE — ALL of these events and crimes not only took place in my brother's wrongful shooting, but as the lawsuits clearly indicate, we seek reform and changes to help insure that there can be no further victims of such illegal and distinctly UN-American behavior. Thus far, Josephine County Legal Counsel Steve Rich has indicated that the suit is beyond his competence. Incredibly, and perhaps criminally, because Rich himself REFUSED TO ATTEND A HEARING LAST YEAR WHERE LT. JIM PEX'S FORENSICS WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOWN TO HIM, PROVING MY BROTHER WAS INNOCENT, intends to WASTE TAXPAYER MONEY, MORE OF IT, "DEFENDING" HIS BEHAVIOR WHERE HE CANNOT, AS WELL AS THAT OF THE COUNTY'S WHERE IT CANNOT BE RIGHTFULLY, ETHICALLY NOR LEGALLY DEFENDED. Accordingly, Pex's Forensics have now been sent to Rich, WHO WILL BE FORCED TO LOOK AT THEM, OR FACE THE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES OF FAILING TO ADDRESS THEM, WHICH IS CONSPIRACY AND PERJURY, AMONG OTHER CRIMES. Their self-inflicted soap opera continues...stay tuned for more updates shortly....including photos and documents.

And yet of course Kal K. Korff bends the truth to his usual low standard of stretching it by trying to play yet more games. What could this media coverage be? NBC? CNN? FOX news? Perhaps the Post or the London Times? No oh no oh no. Not even close. The big time media coverage in this case is that of a very small Oregon newspaper called the Illinois Valley news! ahahahahahahahahhh That is the extent of the big media coverage Kal was boasting!!!!! ahahahahaahahhaa

But this small newspaper has one fearless reporter deeming the antics of Kal entertaining enough to write a story about and has given media coverage to this little blog website! So now that poor dumb Kal has received some bad press he is once again on the attack and our beloved dope Kal left a little note expressing his displeasure with the media coverage he was praising! Read Kernal Kal's rebuking of this hilarious article where one official is quoted as saying Korff lives in a fantasy world. ahahahhhhaaahahaha They have Kal pegged now don't they now!!! Cary on with reading Kal and his preposterous garble.

With all due respect to people's "expert opinions" here, the FACT remains that NONE of you were "involved" in my brother's case. By comparison, I have been, in fact I wrote HALF of his legal defense, the very words in fact which were read before the jury of 10 people in the closing arguments which resulted in my brother being found INNOCENT of the charge of "trying to run over and kill" Oregon Deputy James Geiger, who has now recanted his "certain" testimony — check Court records yourself.

The claim that my brother was "involved" in a Home Assault is NOT TRUE! My brother was NOT PRESENT during any such event, nor was he charged. Instead, he was a passenger in a car, whose occupants had just attacked an innocent person who owed them money.

There was NO "sudden acceleration" of the vehicle, the police never admitted any such evidence into the record because it did NOT exist.

Finally, you all deliberately IGNORE the Forensic Tests by former Police Lt. James Pex and Forensic Specialist Gary Knowles, which PROVES that JOHNSON was the shooter and NOT Geiger. Geiger has since ADMITTED that he doesn't know who shot my brother.

As a family, we have always and ONLY sought JUSTICE in this case. The Courts have now promised us that they will review this new evidence, which was paid for by taxpayers over a YEAR ago, and give my brother a fair trial.

This is their duty, it is distinctly UN-American to lie about someone and "judge" and condemn them when one does NOT have any nor all of the facts, and is NOT in a position to know them as claimed.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves, but based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage of this case this newspaper has seen to print, I am not "surprised" you make mistakes or allow this kind of tripe to be printed.

For example, in another incorrect article, your reporter LIES and claims I am some sort of "agent" from Israel. That's funny if it were not dangerous to make such a claim, especially since I live in the former Iron Curtain.

For the record, I am NOT an "agent" — have never claimed to be, and what I do is not even "secret" — clearly, your reporter smokes too many James Bond movies — for the record, I don't watch any at all, I prefer to stay grounded in "reality."

Regarding Nanobots and other things he has wrongly described, it continues to amaze me HOW this reporter can get so many things wrong. Why? Because it wouldn't happen if he checked his facts. I have never communicated with your reporter. He should have at least asked me, but he never bothered.

What sort of "ethics" is this?

As a far more senior journlaist myself, officially accredited by a government, unlike your reporter, I guess checking facts first before lying is not required at your newspaper.

As you can see, I have rightfully insisted on a retraction. Time will tell if your paper has the integrity to issue one and set the record straight instead of corrupting it by making claims I certainly never have.

Sincerely yours,


Prague, Czech Republic

So if the brother was found innocent then why is he in jail on felony criminal charges he was convicted of for trying to assault a law officer??? And so now Kal says he was deeply involved with his brother's defense and the court records will show this?? these are the words of Kal K. Korff now. And so what is this new evidence Kal is barking about if it was found over a year ago and paid for with taxpayer money????? Kal starts praising the media coverage and now is saying the story is inaccurate???? In the words of Kernal Kal himself you just can;t have it both ways. Now Kal says he is not an agent of an Israeli organization???? Again someone needs to smack Kernal Kal-is-rael back into reality and I think Kal is mad about having to eat his own words and mad about yet another unflattering newspaper article written about him. Really just how many times can Kal cry foul over these stories that expose him????? The reporter says he tried to contact Kal weeks ago for comment and Kal never did bother answering. Who do you believe here? The reporter or Kal "Conniving" Korff? The choice is easy and it isn't Kal!!

Kal claims to be a journalist but spells it jornlaist! ahahahahahhhaaahhaa And you have to love how Kal tries to get one on the newspaper reporter by claiming to be a far more senior journalist! Kal must be pretty humiliated to have been slapped around by such a small town reporter. Small town I suppose does not equal inept and certainly not in this case where the reporter uses Kal's OWN WORDS against him!!!

On another note it appears that Kal's claims of sending nanobots to an Oregon sheriff and having secret communications with this sheriff have been dispelled by the sheriff himself! ahahahaaahh

Someone left a comment about how embarrassing this all must be for the family of Kernal Korff. I really feel for those people and remember that this blog is not about them it is about Kal K. Korff. If the family wins in court that is their business. If they do not then that also too is their business. The only thing I am concerned about is that idiot Kal Korff trying to use the tragedy of a family member to boost himself up into the public eye. That to me is deplorable behavior and it makes even more so with all the silly claims Kal has made about being involved in his brother's defense and doing these ridiculous secret operations and having all of this secret information. As someone else left comment here I too hope that Kal K. Korff is commanded to appear before the courts so someone with some real power like a judge can put an end to Kal's nonsense!! Shame on you Kal shame on you!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Kal Korff a closet flying saucer cult leader????

A very interesting point was made by someone who regularly leaves comments here. In the rather infamous video showing Kal going off on a NUT LADEN BABBLE FEST Kal claims that his true name is Kalisrael. Let us break it down as only a SAPSTOE in the know could. Kal - is- rael. Is this some super secret special secret services only code expressing Kal's TRUEST and DEEPEST most want to be the leader of a flying saucer cult?

I think deep down Kal CRAVES that sort of power over people since he isn't achieving much with his special secret services shenanigans that have been thoroughly dissected here and elsewhere as UTTER RUBBISH. Yes Kal could become an all powerful flying saucer cult leader where women might actually pay his some attention and people might actually fear him! Oh goodness gracious!!! I can;t imagine being frightened of a more PATHETIC person than Kal and I am sure nobody else could!! aahahahahahaha!!!

Really though you should think about this point that was made here in the comments. Kal already has the delusional fantasy bit down to the cup and kettle. Our good old chap Kal knows a lot about this flying saucer business and knows how to weave some rather tall tales. Kal tries to get what he considers beautiful women into the mix of his supposed top secret activities. Kal is fanatically jealous about other flying saucer cult personality types and pretends to be the antithesis of such. and most importantly Kal needs cash because his imaginative Saudi Arabian sugar daddy sure isn't paying the bills and neither is selling i pods. Most importantly is that Kal ACTUALLY BELIEVES HIS DELUSIONS!!! I'll put pound for pound that this would be the most important attribute of any flying saucer cult type in that you have to believe and would with a smile eat your own bullshit! This fits our poor dumb Kal down to his silly cowboy hat!!!!

Is our poor little bumbling Kal really a closet flying saucer cult leader????? My personal opinion is that Kal REALLY IS a closet flying saucer cult leader. Like minds and such it looks like Kal will have no problem attracting a bunch of idiots that will hinge on his every delusional word. Dear world, I give you all Kal-is-RAEL the next flying saucer cult maniac!!!!!!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

A guide to the idiocy of Kal K. Korff

For those of you just now be joining in the laugh fest here I thought and it was suggested that a basic guide to the goofy world of that lame grease bag monkey
turd Kal K. Korff should be listed here for all to see.

In short Kal K. Korff is a washed up former writer who penned a few flying saucer
books and claims to have solved the assassination of JFK. During the late 1990s or early 2000s it looks like things in the United States were not going well for Kal so he packed his bags and made his way to Prague where he was shortly employed as a columist for a few free rag newspapers. Kal began by introducing himself as an english teacher that evolved into his utterly ridiculous claims of being a "captain" and later a "colonel" in something he calls the special secret services. Kal also boasts of being in the anti terrorist business but it looks like this all nonsense along with about 99.9% of Kal's other tall tales. Soon after getting booted from his newspaper writing job Kal took up selling i pods which allegedly ran him into some legal troubles where he was reported to have not paid for some merchandise. Kal is fond of attacking people who tend to not agree with his wackiness and Kal often mounts a moral highhorse that he often falls off in his vain pursuit of certain people he has threatened to sue or have arrested for what appears to be years now. More of this will make sense when I clean this all up for you.

Confirmation of Kal's claims would be made easier if Kalvin would for just once in his life give you a straight answer and furnish proof but his claims are so outrageous that one can easily see through the all too transparent Kal who claims among other things to be some sort of colonel in an organization.
I thought it would be best to put up on this Internet blog a simple run of the mill straight to the chase fact sheet about Kal.

The first thing you ought to know about Kal is that he says he has a rather high IQ and has apparently said in his bio and in other places that he established his IQ through a now defunct science magazine IQ test.

So I suppose we should just start with that one.

claim #1
Kal says he has a 219 IQ based on a no longer published science magazine. This is straight from the mouth of Colonel Crackhead here from a bit that I found on Xzone radio show "KAL K. KORFF - Kal's Korner - Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test; "

I do suppose that like the infamous glasses photo that Kal will rage on against this saying he never claimed it but it is plainly clear from this that Kal did. You can find it by doing a word search for "Korff" and "IQ" and "Omni" and you will find plenty of stuff disproving Kal when he screams that he never said it. Kal did say and Kal DOES NOT HAVE a 219 IQ period and he is not a member of any high IQ clu like Mensa or the like.

This here is the revised edition of Kal's background found on the Xzone radio Internet website and my understanding is that if you are an on the air guest you send in a prepared background statement of yourself for the host to use to introduce you.
"Kal has written and has had published more than 5,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world. Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe. A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or "Star Wars" program. A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance. Kal's original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN's Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC's Leeza. Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily. -

I'm a little busy right now so I will be sure to clean this up because I know I am not a very good writer and I surely know how disorganized I can get. Comment away!

Sunday, May 3, 2009


Call for reinforcements! Batten down the hatches! Call for an air strike!! The Canadians are invading!!!!!! Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The nefarious Special Secret Services has been compromised from within by a double agent operating right under the nose of S3's very own SAPSTOE himself Kal Korff!!

How did this happen? What daring agent of daring doo did this? A master spy? Former KBG agents??? Some eastern block freelance operator?? Surely not a soul could ever slip something right by Kal Korff's might hamburger griping hand without his genius level IQ and savvy espionage skills detecting such a brazen interloper turning the tables on Kal and pissing all his cowboy hat!! Who could this devious mastermind be???

Rolling straight on to enemy turf is the fearless filmmaker, writer, producer, author, ghost hunter himself Paul Kimball who has cunningly outwitted the notorious "terrorism expert" and SAPSTOE Kal Korff by planting a double agent right within Kal's own inner circle!!! On my!! The scandal of it all!! The betrayal!!! The humiliation of a SAPSTOE for an Israeli based secret organization being outwitted by a filmmaker!! ahahahahahahaha!!!! This is just too comical!!! ahahahahahahahahahaaahh!!!!

Paul Kimball is pretty clearly a very intelligent chap and I would never take anything away for the lad. The irony in all of this is where Kal boasts of his own high IQ and all of these things he is supposed to be involved with and how he rounds up terrorists and does this strategic planning only to have one of his own inner circle people - or maybe a sucker in this case who had enough of Kal's scheming - betray him!! ahahahahhaaahhaaha. Maybe poor, dumb, clueless Kal needs to go back to SAPSTOE school of ra refresher course? ahahahahahhaaahahahaaha!

So what is Paul Kimball doing in Prague? Filming his ghost hunter series? Maybe a little fun under the Prague sun? Perhaps a little extended shooting of his documentary EXPOSING Kal Korff for the loon he is? I really cannot wait to see this film and I'm hoping a certain Paul Kimball will shre a sneak preview with a certain blog.

It was only a matter of time before all of Kal's tomfoolery was exposed for the pathetic act it always has been. I am also sure it is only a matter of time before conniving Kal Korff starts up with his crying and bashing and slander of Paul Kimball and others. Get a clue Kal get a clue you sniveling little pansy. Man up for once in your pathetic life and take some responsibility instead of crying like a little girl.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Kal Korff gets booted from Xzone?

I do not think it will be too long before you hear Kal screaming "Fuck you Rob McConnell!!!!" in a future video shot by Kalvin on location near a small bathroom in a flat somewhere. People leaving comments on this blog say they have received messages from Xzone radio host Rob McConnel where McConnel is saying ""Kal is no longer associated or affiliated with The ‘X’ Zone in any manner." <<< WShen asked why Rob McConnel has replied "We are no longer doing anything with Kal Korff" and "All questions will be answered in an up coming expose on Kal Kaorff." I do wonder if anyone else might perhaps recall a similar event where Rob McConnel said Kal would no longer be on the show? Did that happen or am I just confused? Likely just confused but I think I am more confused as to why Rob McConnel would boot his "good buddy" Kal from the show. Rob McConnel was a big advocate for Kal defending him from what Rob called "more crap" from people criticizng Kal's obviously imaginary foray into the world of nanotechnology and counter terrorism. I guess though we shouldn't expect much from Rob McConnel who promised to investigate Kal's claims but never did much like Rob McConnel's failed promised to have a lab at a university look at some bits Kal sent where Kal claimed the bits to be nanotechnology. I agree with the thought of Rob McConnel not being very responsible in his hosting duties and enabling Kal to live out these ridiculous fantasies on the air. Rob is a radio host who was apparently wanting to stir some sort of controversy on his show using Kal as the center piece in what I think to have been a pretty poorly planned attempt to boost the ratings for the show. Think about it. Rob McConnel has nutty Kalvin Korff on accusing people of being terrorists and frauds and exposing them. The people Kal went after reacted like anyone else and then Rob is challenging people to come on the air and debate Kal. Rob gets no takers because no one wants to waste their time with a washed up computer tech support idiot who had a few poorly written books publsihed and they don't want to give the nutty little fuck an ounce of attention so Kal now has an excuse to continue iwth his bizarre behavior and outright hateful rantings. No one bites, Kal runs from his debate with Kevin Randle, Kal doesn't show for a couple of shows, the debate with this Mike Horn guy never happens, Kal fails to deliver on all the promises he has made, and there you have it. Rob likely has figured he has scraped every bit out of Kal he can get and what is even funnier is that Kal fell for it. Whoa. A SAPSTOE getting taken by a fifth rate late night radio goofball. Ouch. And how embarrassing is it to get booted from the xzone where psychics and a guy who thinks reptiles are secretly ruling the world will still be appearing. ahahahahahahaahhhaaaa So I suppose it is only a matter of time before we all get a taste of how Kal is going to expose Rob McConnel and that Kal was working undercover on the show so he could "nail" Rob and expose the show as a fraud in as yet some unnamed mega book, movie, television, and media deal. It was Rob McConnel's choice to give his "European Bureau Chief" the big boot to the ass. Now will Rob McConnel be prepared to deal with the same treatment Kal has given to others who Kal through his warped thinking have betrayed him? I think if it does happen that Rob McConnel deserves it for stringing Kal along and allowing the dolt to endlessly ramble on the air. Looks like the love affair that was Rob and Kal has come to a close................................................................

Monday, April 13, 2009

166 KIAI pieces later and.....??????

Here we are lads at the 166th piece written here about that numbskull amateur ignoramus Kal Korff and where are we? Perhaps the question should be where is Kal at on all of his promised projects and various other suspect threats??

We can start with what is perhaps the most fucking ridiculous claim of all made by Conniving Kal and that being he has a 500 book publishing deal. So just how many of those books have we seen in print? So where is one of the 500 books Kal claims to have a deal for? Just one book Kal is all I am asking for. A single bona fide published book. There isn't one. Video of Kal sending off his book to his publisher? Nowhere to be seen. You actually have to have a publisher first and Kinkos or babbling on an Adobe document doesn't count.

My other two favorites here and this is a tie are the KPMG audit of Kevin Randle and the lawsuit against Royce Meyer Kal promised repeatedly. What happened Kal did bigfoot or the loch ness monster run off with these? I only ask this because of your unwitty reference to aliens and flying saucers when you claim those you hate have no proof. Where are these two things you PROMISED Kal???? Where???? Just like Kal's imaginary IQ they don't exist and never have!!

A favorite among those in the Czech Republic is what ever happened to the 10,00 English phrases Professor Butt Monkey promised??? What about the missile defense interview that mysteriously NEVER turned up on the BBC??? And do tell us Kal please whatever happened to the evidence that you were EVER involved in either of the O.J. Simpson cases??? For those of you not all that familiar with Kal and his hypocritical practices Kal is infamous for holding people to proving their claims but when it comes to Kal proving his claims he never is obligated. Thanks to a variety of people who leave comments here and have other blogs at least the TRUTH of Kal's actual temporary third party contractor work at Livermore Lawrence Laboratories was EXPOSED for the ruse it is! Your claim of working for and being involved on top secret projects Kal is disingenuous on your best day.

Someone call the police because Kal's police complaints against F1 racer ,David Beidnny, and a whole lot of other people are missing!!! There are too many police charges and reports Kal has claimed to have filed against a bunch of people. None of which are true and Kal is consistent for promising and not delivering. F1 racer was supposed to have had a "date" with the Czech police but the police seem to have not received an invitation to this "date".

Kal enshrines himself in infamy for trying to get people in trouble and making FALSE CLAIMS of having them arrested. If Kal ever threatens to sue you or have you arrested or says he is going to call your employer and file a complaint against you be assured you can laugh it off as meaningless.

What did happen to all of Kal's big talk about Paul Kimball being exposed? Where is all of this material Kal has been promising about Paul??? You are a tad late Kal because we already all know Paul is a filmmaker so it is back to the drawing board with you.

Where is Kal's syndicated column, radio show, television show, reality television show, and where is this $25,000,000.00 budget? If you have that much money then why do you need to sell ipods and reportedly steal them??? Where is this big investigation exposing Milos Bartu??? And did Kal not mention he was getting Milos's business shutdown and that it had all been reported to tax authorities and Apple??? If Milos is feeling the bite he isn;t showing it because his business is still up and running. And what happened to Kal's five-year deal with Vojtek and his positions as CEO and CIO and whatever other acronyms Kal dreams about??????

And where are the nanobots???? Where where where where??? And where where where where are the results from late night radio buffoon Rob McConnel when he said a university was testing the supposed nanobot components Kal sent to Rob???? Perhaps this nantechnology Kal sent to Rob was really a cover for Kal smuggling pieces of a tin foil hat to Rob?

For the love of god I could go on forever with any number of the claims Kal has made that have NEVER HAPPENED and NEVER WILL. Kal is a legend in his own mind or at least what is left of it. How many people here can comment on other things Kal promised but has FAILED TO DELIVER on????? Kal "FAIL" Korff seems a rather appropriate name yes?

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Worlds Away premiere coming soon!!!!!!

Paul Kimball's new movie about the life and time and state of Kal Korff is coming out shortly. I did notice Kal wrote on his Internet website some silly letter he supposedly received where Kal claims Paul Kimball has apologized about being wrong when he said Kal was not involved in the O.J. Simpson case. Of course the letter is a complete spoof written by none other than Kal who had some amazing control by not USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS at all. Kal makes cracks about Paul's "balls" and other childish remarks in the usual fashion of idiocy we have all grown accustomed to where Kal comes in. Get some new material Kal you dolt.

Rumor has it the Kal Korff documentary by Paul Kimball will appear by next week.