Monday, December 29, 2014

...while stuffing his face with KFC with the other.

Korffer, JimmyD, checks in with his own Korffing thread. Jimmy presents more proof that Kalvin Karlton Korff, self anointed FaceBook Accredited Citizen Journalist, has as much control over the written word as he does over his lunatic behavior. In short, very, very little. 

JimmyD regarding the image of the Korff "article" included below his text....

Well, FN, I found around 25 errors in all – many of them involving one of poor, stupid Kalvin’s big stumbling blocks … the incorrect use of commas. Sometimes he forgets to use them (“This will give you the most time to enjoy it of course”); sometimes he uses them instead of a semi-colon or dash (“… seeing the castle should be your first priority, anything else in Cesky Krumlov is a bonus”); sometimes he slings one in because he just feels like it (“ …Always remember when visiting a country such as the Czech Republic, that it has seasonal weather and temperatures”).

There are a few old favorites from his English teaching column days in there too. For example, the old “complement/compliment” mix-up, which the fat fraud has never managed to nail (“No European meal … would be complete without a nice wine or beer to compliment it …”)

There is an instance or two of what Karlton’s fellow academics term “tautology" – saying the same thing twice (e.g. “the local natives”).

And of course, there are the bizarre flights of fancy that are the mark of an illiterate moron trying (and failing) to punch above his intellectual/artistic weight (“Regardless of it’s warm or cold outside …”; “in the peaks of winter time” – peaks of winter time?!!).
I could go on and on, but Christmas is coming, and I have other things to do. I *am* looking forward to it – my wife and kids, my brothers, their wives and kids, my parents … all together for the first time in many years. On the 25th, as I survey the happy chaos unfolding around me, I shall raise my glass and think of Kalvin Karlton Korff, the liar, fantasist, fraud, charlatan, scam artist, thief, conman, pedo, and living exemplar of “the banality of evil” … sitting alone in his sweltering one-room Indian slum dwelling, the smell of shit wafting in from the street outside, peering at niche porn on his ageing stolen laptop, desperately trying to crank up his tiny member with one hand, while stuffing his face with KFC with the other.

Merry Christmas, “Colonel”. You deserve it. You are pure vermin.

God bless Sir Donald Ecker. God bless General F1 Racer. God bless His Serene Highness FN.

We will never stop.

Jimmy D

Korffer's we're not quite done yet. You may remember a short time ago Korff made another beauty Contest Judge Klaim....

We thought we should look into this ongoing (before 2013) claim. Please watch this short video to see the truth, and the proof, that Kalvin Karlton Korff lied, again.

As the Koffers Korffer, JimmyD said, we will never stop.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Kal Korff Lies Again, You Want Proof, Here It Is

You gotta have a pair first, Korff. A Merry Christmas you do not deserve. Fuck off loser.

Back in 2013 Korff made a claim that he was a judge in a beauty contest in India, we proved that this was a lie. He also claimed that he would post photos and videos of that contest. He never did, that was also a lie.


From: Kal Israel
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 10:35 AM
Subject: Mr. and Miss India Contest 2013

To Whom It May Concern,

I am hoping you can assist me in some research I’m doing for an article. A Mr. Kal K. Korff is claiming that he was a judge or helped in some way with something called the Mr. and Miss India Contest. He claims to have been called to the stage and while on the way up the stairs he tripped and that got a huge laugh, etc.

Can you confirm or deny that Mr. Korff attended and was in some way presenting and or involved in one of your contests on or around the date of September 29th, 2013.

Mr. Korff is located in Chandigarh India and he is employed by the Daily Post India -

Thanks you most sincerely,


Reply at 7:08 AM September 30, 3013

This is a lie.

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

The New Lie

On December 14, 2014 Korff is making the claim again. Is he lying this time?
What the fuck do you think.

WAG FaceBook Update - 12/21/14

Korff gets a dose of truth from a FaceBook Friend.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Santa in a Floppy Hat stumbles in for a chat...

Santa in a Floppy Hat checks in for a very, very drunken 2014 update.

"Don't hate me because I drink, love me because I'll never, EVER stop Korffing! Fuck you Kalvin Karton Korff... lick your own nipples you fucking fuck!"

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