Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Military expert weighs in on Kal Korff

Much thanks to FN for this information from a REAL military expert.  Ace lad!!!! I shall not reveal who the person is but his credentials are rather impressive chaps. Here is what FN gives us about a military professional's expert on Kernal Krumb.

This military expert and professionals background includes thirteen years as an enlisted Marine; was in Vietnam in 1965 and from 1967 through 1970 surviving 31 major combat operations.
Military honors: include three Purple Hearts for wounds suffered in combat.

Subject: Korf Kommando
Date: Tuesday, December 28, 2010 10:39 AM

Hello, FN.  I've got a few spare minutes this week, so I'll try to be helpful regarding your query.  You've run across something that I've seen numerous times in my dealings with the military and military support agencies through the years.

Namely, an expat Israeli who has discovered an American fascination with all things super-secret-spooky-paramilitary, as long as it seems to have Israeli provenance.  For some reason, Americans - uninformed or just plain ignorant Americans - have become convinced since the IDF raid on Entebbe that the Israelis are the end-all and be-all when it comes to clandestine, paramilitary operations. 

The folks who are setting themselves up as bona fides in this regard are usually Israelis living here who did their required time in the IDF and nothing more, but they're driven to set themselves up as Super Spooks.  There are usually two reasons for this:  They have huge self-esteem/ego problems or they are fishing for a way to make money by misrepresenting their background and expertise. 

As your guy doesn't seem to be demanding payment, investment or a job, I'm prone to put him in the latter group.  I think you're dealing with a whack-job.  I've done some cursory checking with my genuine sources and gotten nothing but laughter for the inquiry.  The outfit he's claiming to be a member of just doesn't exist, except perhaps in his mind. 

That's my take.  As to what to do about it? Ignore him.  Don't feed into his fantasy by challenging it.  Guys like this thrive on controversy and challenge to their dream-state.  When that disappears and it's obvious no one is taking him seriously, or paying any attention at all, they just disappear.

Friday, December 24, 2010



So just what is itlads with Kernal Kolon? Is he sexually repressed? Is he just a prude? I ask only because Kal seems to have an utter problem with gay people. Kal posted on facebook "Kal Korff: My point is that for someone who bragged she was a lesbian and was "proud" of it, she can't have it both ways. No one can. Just like the term "the third sex" is used to describe people who are gay. There is NO SUCH THING at the "third sex,"... there are only two. Why people just can't tell the truth, is beyond me. So in this case of "Pink" (which isn't even a real name anyways) she went from being straight, to being a "lesbian" and now she is either "straight" again or bi-sexual.

Personally, I could care less. I just laugh at people who claim to be "gay" but have to go back to being "real" with nature in order to have kids, because being "gay" is not normal biologically, MOST of nature does not work this way. Men and woman need each other biologically, or they lack the chromosomes necessary to create a complete human being.

This is my only point...."

All of this because the music star Pink said she once was a lesbian. Who cares if someone is a bit or over the top camp? I really think Kal K. Korff is a gay hater. So much for Kal being all about world peace there chaps. Looks like Kal has taken a page out of Hitler's book and decided that 'world peace' will only be under his terms and it apparently doesn't include gays. Does Kal not know that there exists in nature homosexual animals and self reproducing animals? 

For Kal claiming such an ace level iq and such he sure isn;t all that bright.

Well lads I hope you all have a grand holiday!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Kal Korff's "education"

Well lads our very own FN has been diging rather deep into the past of that wanker Kal Korff and he has found some interesting information. The best of it I cannot share at this moment but believe when I tell you chaps it is utterly ace stuff!!!!!! ahahhhaaahhaaa

So for now please enjoy this co-op ed piece written on the road by none other than FN himself!!

From FN:
Here's the TRUTH as best as we Korffers can ascertain, regarding Korff's high school and limited college experience.

Korff graduated in 1980 with his class. He had all his credits before graduation, gained through his journalism activities, etc. He wasn't an overly exceptional student; he wasn't the valedictorian or anything like that. When questioned, fellow students regarded him as “being there” with little more comment. 

Interestingly, a repeated episode from his high school years colored Korff’s personality and behavior to this very day; students used to make fun and pick on him for being “different”. After he gained a little celebrity in response to his first Meier pamphlet, these same students then treated him like local royalty.

Korff won a few awards for public speaking, one would assume Speech Class? No sports activity to speak of, a few clubs. No mention in the yearbook; “Most likely to…” that kind of thing.

Korff did gain a bit of a reputation before he graduated for having a college aged girlfriend, her name was Sarah. This shouldn’t really come as a surprise; Korff wasn’t a stupid lad, he read a lot and had a lot of varied interests, etc., and he wasn’t a bad looking kid as we’ve seen.

This teenage love affair would have to be the high point of his personal life; being looked up to for dating an “older women” while in high school. In light of what his personal life currently is, this past relationship must rank right up at the top for Korff.

As we know his personal life is a lonely affair; sequestered from family, no steady girlfriend, no wife (he was married for a few months and that union crash and burned fairly quickly), and no children (Korff has never had a child, he bragged and ultimately lied about a genius son, this isn’t true). In any event, the teenage love affair ended with Sarah cheating on him, or some such thing. Young love; a wicked ride.

Also, it should be noted that Korff lived in the family garage for a couple years while he attended high school. As freedom fulfilling as this “bohemian” lifestyle must have been for a teenager, I’m sure Korff would've of rather had his father at home; with his mother, brothers and sisters, and not away with his Filipina girlfriend, now his wife.

Korff did take German in High School. This is interesting because noted UFO researcher (now out of the game), Michael Hesemann, is on record stating that he tried talking to Korff in German at a UFO Conference and Korff had no clue what Michael Hesemann was talking about. Hesemann stated that he talked to Korff to prove to himself that Korff didn’t understand German as he said he did while visiting the Billy Meier Compound.

Michael Hesemann: “I addressed Kal Korff in German when I met him at a UFO Expo West in L.A., and he did not understand a single word. That was funny, since I speak "High German", with only a slight Rhinish accent, when the Swiss with their heavy Swiss German are even extremely difficult to understand for the average German.”

As for any college experience, we searched far and wide and all we can come up with, and this is corroborated by former students and friends, Korff attended a Fremont, California area junior college:

Ohlone College -

He attended for a very short time; no degree, certificate or completion of any kind was achieved or recognized.

To sum up; in this mini biography it's easy to recognize the few life events which affected Korff's personality and behavior so deeply that his troubled life can be traced back to nothing more than these life changing, although fairly common to many, events.

Love, sex, heartbreak, family, divorce, education, school games, a taste of celebrity; it’s all here. For some, life would have unfurled much differently.

For Kalvin Korff, his physiological response to these common life changing events derailed any chance he had to capitalize on his early opportunities and success.

And there you have it lads!  So Kal tries to flaunt about some phony IQ and using nanodust but he does not have a degree in so much as cooking!! ahahahahahahahahahaha  And let me leave you all with a wonderful photo of Kernal Kolon Krumbs from 1976 when he was just a wee brat in the 8th grade. My oh my he looks like a very angry young idiot ahahaaaaahhhaaa

And Jimmy D and F1Racer ARE STILL WAITING for Kal's imaginary police to show up! Kal claims to have pictures of their flats and that sure makes it sound like Kal is STALKING PEOPLE!! This comes as no surprise at all lads because Kal clearly needs someone or something to be his enemy. So much for world peace eh Kal?

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Kal Korff IS NOT an accredited journalist!!

So I am rather curious lads as to where one can acquire accreditation as a journalist??? Kal K. Korff claims to be such an accredited journalist yet he works for no established and reputable media corporation or other news outlet. YOU CANNOT BE AN ACCREDITED JOURNALIST!!! There is NO SUCH THING!! You can be a journalist with media credentials and I do suspect lads that wanker Kal is passing off his old metro newspaper identification card and running around yelling "I'M A CREDENTIALED JOURNALIST!!! SEE!!!!!" ahahahahahahahhhaaahahhahaha But lads we all know this is utter bollocks because Kal IS NOT EMPLOYED AS A LEGITIMATE JOURNALIST!!

Right then I guess I will take Kal to task again and challenge him to show proof of his self alleged accreditation as a journalist. Come now Kernal Kolon and do what you challenge everyone else to do and show some evidnece and I am not talking about some media roster from years ago I am talking about NOW. ahahahahhhaaa

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Why be a fake Mossad agent Kal?

Her eis your chance Kal to turn your twisted little fantasy life into the real thing!!!!!!!  It looks like Mossad is hiring agents!!!  While Kal might fail on the creativity requirement of such a position Kal will be ace at the part of the job requiring one to “create one’s own reality and play a central role in it.” Kal is already an accomplish liar so what is holding him back from dumping his fake Mossad badges and trying out for the real thing???? ahahahahahahahhhaaahahahahahahah

Time is about for you to man up Kal and try out for the real thing lad. But as all we know Kal all too well these days to know that he is an utter twat with no spine who spends his days and nights imagining and dreaming about the real thing.

So go on now there Kernal Kolon and keep on providing us with the laughs! ahahahahhhhhaaaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!!!!!!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

When father times bangs you

My my my how father time can be so cruel when you let him. For that gnat of a wanker Kal Korff I believe it was inevitable that he wound up like he is. Destiny and all. How the bloody hell does someone go from some kid in 1980 to a complete sod 30 years later?????????? It looks like Kal learned NOTHING during this time. With the New Year coming about I was seriously pondering the shining example of failure Kal is.

A life of 6's and 7's to put it kindly that Kal has. Gandering a read about Kal and his nanodust and a post someone made about it that Kal brags some nanodust is a huge success. Kal claimed he sent in this nanodust against the cops that threw his brother in prison. The person posting pointed out that if this nanodust was so successful then why did Kal's brother go to prison and why did Kal make his brother lose a lawsuit? the answer is simple really. There is no nanodust and the only dust Kal has is the tiny bit fluttering about in his crazy skull.

Before I go I thought I'd share with you lads an exclusive right here!!!! You may not know it but Kal has a tattoo that signifies his place as supreme commander of the special secret hush hush wink on about services.  Here it is! I think perhaps it should say in Kal's case 'hello I'm a nesh twat'


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Kal Korff kontinues with THREATS!!!

Oh oh it looks like Kernal Kornballs has blown a tube out his arse!  Back to threats of police prosecution and lawsuits and lawyers and the usual load of bollocks. The wanking twit Kal is back to the usual waffle and we all know that NOT A SINGLE person has ever received any sort of notice and have not been visited by the police. I am sure the police in Prague are well aware of what a wanker Kal really is. KIAI poster Jimmy D got yet another THREAT from police impersonator Kal K. Korff. This is quite a wobbler here lads! ahahahahaahahhhhaaahhahaha And by the way lads this email from Kernal Kooky is poof that he is engaged in BLACKMAIL and THREATS for telling people they will comply with his demands or be exposed. Thanks for the evidence Kal and perhaps this should be forwarded to the police.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kal Korff <>
Date: Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 2:31 AM
Subject: From Col. Kal Korff — CEASE and DESIST, You're Being Sued, Prosecuted
To: Jimmy D <>
Cc: Art Levine <>,

Dear "Jimmy D,"

I have hired a lawyer to "deal" with you (more than one actually) and your "good buddy" aka "F1 Racer." You will receive a formal legal notice informing you of the charges and actions now underway against you, along with the police, in a few days.

Furthermore, I am returning to Prague, (your timing was bad) in 2-3 days to file formal criminal charges against you with the police. This is long overdue, and has been well underway, especially since before I left for my trip to Asia to deliver nanodust in Pakistan, and to India to help them fight against Islamofascists, engage in a "war games" exercise and training — you know, the stuff you delude yourself and LIE to people about, when you say that "none of this is true."

I am also sending a copy of this letter to International Investigative Journalist Arthur S. Levine, who is "most aware" of your various criminal activities, stalking, and libel, slander, and defamation, which you have made with deliberate and malicious intent, which are also crimes. He knows about your cyberstalking web site, he's going to be receiving quite a file on you for the expose series he is writing, the subject of which you'll have to "discuss" with him, since I "owe" you no explanation.

The charges against you, and the literally hundreds of emails you have written (unsolicited as you have criminally stalked and harassed me) and the false claims about me you have made are now going to be addressed and "settled" before the public, your peers and co-workers or any clients you might have.

Enough is enough.

When the police forwarded your email to me, I had to laugh at your desperate attempt to smear me regarding my brother. He was RELEASED ONE YEAR AGO.

Somehow I suspect you know this. And of course you "forget" that it was ME who wrote half the defense which was used in Court and read word for word, which got him OFF of the big, phony charge that he had tried to run down Deputy Geiger. 

Geiger has now admitted to five people that the shooting was bogus, just like he broke down and cried on the witness stand, because he couldn't tell the truth.

Furthermore, Forensic Expert Doug Knowles now uses and specifically cites my brother's case as a textbook example of how NOT to handle a crime scene and its evidence, since the police did fake data. These are all proven facts, and I have these conversations on video, just like I have my conversations recorded with police reporting David Biedny, another fellow hater who I am also now going to sue for FALSELY claiming that I committed "libel and slander" when I exposed publicly on video his threats of violence against me.

Biedny made these lying allegations on YOUR web site. Biedny will now be held accountable for EVERY LIE he has made about me, as well as his comments calling me "dirt bag" and other such names, which is unacceptable.

There was NO "libel and slander" regarding Biedny. You and everyone who saw the video knows this. But you and Biedny are too busy engaged in hatred, threatening me, trying to harm me, and now saying you will "kill" me or want to "kill" me, — to see the truth.

If Biedny doesn't want the physical threats of violence he udders against people made public, or his other comments calling people "dirt bag" or "scum" — Biedny shouldn't threaten people.

Any other position on this issue is bullshit, and you know it.

You are filled with hatred and you are an extremist. 

I will no longer "tolerate" your public cries and calls for me to be harmed, I will not "tolerate" your threats against me, nor your threats that your friend "F1 Racer" is now going to "kill me" to use YOUR own words.

Thankfully, the police forwarded me your email. Seznam has also been cooperative. Both them and Google gave me all of your emails before I left Prague and the lawyers now have them. It's nice to have friends at such companies. My contacts with, who immediately recognized the criminal aspect of your behavior, date back to the LITE web site project. Look it up, they're only a few hundred meters from the newspaper I once worked for for two years — you remember the one, Jimmy, Metropolitni Expres, the paper you used to stalk me at, and tried to get me "fired" at — to no avail of course.

You will have 72 hours to comply with the legal notice you will receive shortly from an International Law firm. Their billing rate regarding you, which YOU are now liable for, (not me) is $250.00 USD per hour.

They include a price estimation in their letter to you, concerning how much they intend to sue you for, the letter they are drafting is airtight, since the evidence and case against you is a slam dunk — and I do not mean this in a George Tenet sense.

We will NOT lose — you and your hater, extremist "good buddy" Mr. "F1 Racer" already have lost. Furthermore, David Biedny is going to be exposed for what he did, and how he colluded with you, in what are now criminal acts, and engaged in conspiracy.

"Truth" is not on your side, "Jimmy D."

Google, Seznam, the Czechs and German you impersonated, Facebook, etc., have all been cooperative. Lawyers work this way, and these companies obey the laws when served with legal requests, especially when your own blog and emails, using their services to commit crimes which have international jurisdiction, are being committed by you.

As you can now see, I am NOT "bluffing," — I was NEVER "bluffing" where it concerned you nor your hate-filled, extremist, anti-Semitic, Jew-hating friends.

Instead, like a professional who is a Kidon Unit Commander, and a victim, I took my time, while YOU and your fellow haters continued to break the laws, mock police, threaten to murder me, publicly threaten to harm me, ad nauseum.

You will now be contacted by others.

The FACT that you REFUSE to "believe" that I AM a Colonel in a PRIVATE Israeli-founded entity, whose Hebrew name you do not even know, but if you did know it, it PROVES that I am certainly NOT "James Bond" and never claimed to be, YOU are the one lying and saying I am some sort of "agent," — which now has you in legal trouble and police trouble among many other charges, especially your threats, the case against you we intend to pursue PROVES that you are arguably insane, and have engaged in criminal activity.

You may take comfort in knowing that you are mentioned extensively in my upcoming 2,400 page book series on haters, extremists and Islamofascists, which I am turning over to Prometheus Books for publication. I hold you up as an example of how not to be, and what is very wrong in this world. Following the advice of the owner of, I stayed largely silent about your web site and attacks, until "the case" could be built and is irrefutable. Notice I never really replied to any of your roughly 200 UNSOLICITED, hate-filled, often more than once a day harassment, criminal stalking emails.

Instead, EVERY ONE OF THEM went to the police and other officials, I never read nor saw most of them, just auto-forwarded them, the script our Apple system uses is also entered into evidence, along with the reasons WHY this was necessary.

It's because you broke the laws.

The police also received the emails where you mock them. You can ask them for their "opinions," since you'll be speaking to them soon.

Investigative Journalist Art Levine knows all about the Secret Wars project...and now he knows all about you, and what's going to happen to you now, and so will the rest of the world.

If you do not propose an amicable settlement in your reply to this email in 72 hours, I shall PUBLISH it, and the next letter you will receive from "me" won't be from me, but instead the International Lawyers I have now hired, who along with the police, will come after you.

David Biedny has 72 hours to also propose a settlement and an apology, or also face the rightful, legal, and financial consequences for his illegal behavior. There was NO "libel and slander" when I told the world about what Biedny did, and recorded my reporting him to police. Since Biedny posted much hate-filled material on YOUR web site, with your collusion and "full blessings," — the case against Biedny, yourself and aka "F1 Racer," who was first reported to police a long time ago — is airtight.

You won't win, and none of you can "afford" to defend your behavior, either professionally, morally (which is all that ultimately matters) nor especially financially.

ONLY sincerely,

Colonel Kal Korff
Israeli-founded Special Secret Services
Commander, Kidon Unit Aleph, SAPSTOE

So how did such a seemingly nice young man become such an deluded arse? Yes this is indeed a picture of Kernal Kolon from long ago in 1980 when he graduated from high school. Much much much much more to come about Kal when the truth about Kal K. Korff is EXPOSED!!  A cresting tide?? More like a tsunami!

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Kernal Kolon broke???

It looks like the special secret services is not paying all that well these days. First Kal has to conduct "was games" at a paintball arena here in Prague and pretend he is in India near the Pakistan boarder. I guess the budget of the special secret services isn't all that bloody well these days.

Kal later must go on to pretend he has taken some sort of cholesterol test.  The truth is that the great Kal K. Korff is giving blood at a plasma center so he can get some money! ahahahahhaaahahahaha!!!! What happened to the millions of dollars Kal had and all of his tele and radio and book deals? ahaahahahahhaaa!!! Times must be tough when you have to flog your own blood.

A pal of mine is a phlebotomist and clued me in on what was happening in the picture.  Any why the bloody hell would you have someone take a picture even if you were getting an actual cholesterol test????

Looks like Kernal Kornflakes has hit bottom entirely. One poster here messaged me saying that Kal had sold a website that was given to him and that Kal had been living off the money he got from that deal. One can only hope the gormless twit will sell both his kidneys next.

Friday, December 3, 2010


This was sent from Kal to KIAI poster Jimmy D

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kal Korff <>
Date: Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 7:33 AM
Subject: What shall we talk about?
To: Jimmy D <>

Hi Jimmy.

I am running Korff's email account now.

I work for the police.

What would you like to discuss, other than your latest threat to harm someone?
Is it not a CRIME to IMPERSONATE the police lads? It is myopinion that Kal K. Korff has LIED and has IMPERSONATED POLICE!!! It looks like Kal has some rather CONvenient standards when it comes to his ethics. Someone in Prague should file a complaint with the police. Kal has added police impersonator to his long list of lies including being a fake Mossad agent.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Kal K. Korff CYBER LIAR!!

Co op ed piece not on the road, not playing paintball and calling war games in Afghanistan when it is actually in Prague and certainly not hallucinating about being an anti terror agent like that fruitcake Kal Korff.

Well well well now here is the world's biggest pile of scum dishing out the bullshit again.  Poor dumb desperate deluded Kal K. Korff is at it again. This time cyber liar Kal appears to have invented a new charity since he could not keep his own story on the road.  So Kal tries to sell chaps far and wide the idea that he is now a CEO of yet another organization!! ahahahahahaha Kal must be in the Guinness book of records for the man holding the most CEO titles ever. ahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaa!!!

So I present you to you lads a tale of woes and lies and of a madman as told by one of our very own posters FN exposing cyber liar Kal K. Korff AGAIN!!!! haaahahhhaaahahahaahahaha!! You are your OWN WORST ENEMY Kal!!! ahahahhhaaaaa!! Another Kal K. Korff kon job EXPOSED!!!!!

Face Book poach
Kal Korff:
Waaaaay MegaCool! The new Global Peace Foundation I am the new CEO of which 
will cooperate with the Dayton Center for World Peace in Ohio, (which is a 
true honor) and we will be iPad centric and GIVE iPads away to students who 
will learn English and help promote world peace. Praise YHWH!
Kal Korff:
The name of the new global peace org I'm the new CEO of, too bad for my 
"Kritics" who are haters/xtremeists; is
Research into Korff's claims regarding The Dayton Center for World Peace in 
Ohio (DCWP) and the web site.
First off, the web site is a single page, template site, using the same web 
creation software Korff uses to make his personal template web site. A check 
"date posted" search shows that this single page was put up sometime over 
the last 24 hours (November 30, 2010) Case closed on this one, it's a Korff 
Next up, you'll find the organizations I contacted in the attempt to KONFIRM 
Korff's claims regarding the DCWP.
The City of Dayton, Ohio, and their Chamber of Commerce.
 They've never heard of the Center.
The Ohio Attorney General. 800-282-0515
 They've never heard of the Center and they have no records of a Center 
under that name.
The Ohio Council of Churches, 6230 Busch Blvd # 430, Columbus, OH 43229-1879 
, (614) 885-9590.
They've never heard of the DCWP.
The Peace Chair at Ohio State University and while I was at it, the Peace 
Corp representative as well.
Nothing, absolutely no information about the DCWP. Never heard of it.
The Cleveland Council on World Affairs;
Founded in 1923 to promote world peace, the Cleveland Council on World 
Affairs is Northeast Ohio's most prominent organization that provides the 
public with greater understanding and personal engagement in international 
relations and global issues.
Certainly these people should know something about the DCWP?
Nothing, Zero.
The Dayton Council on World Affairs; 300 College Park Avenue
Dayton, OH 45469-0001 (937)-775-3766
Again, nothing, zero.
Lastly, because this listing is the only listing that comes "close" when you 
search out the Dayton Center for World Peace in Ohio;
(937) 227-3223
I thought, what the hell..
Well, well, well, nothing, zero, nada. In fact, I talked with the head 
person there, I'll leave him out of it, and he tells me that, "this person, 
probably saw that Dayton is famous for the Peace Accord and it looked like a 
good additional to his tall tale."
I couldn't have said it better.
There you have it Korffers, there is no Dayton Center for World Peace in 
Ohio, nor is there any organization (that I can find) who knows about it, 
has heard about it, etc.
When will the lies stop?
I think we already know the answer.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Kal Korff master paintball commando!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lads I understand that the great Kolonel Kolon is blathering that he participated in some war games recently. My thanks to the faithful posters of this blog for alerting me and sending me some photos that can be called nothing short of utter bloody rubbish. 

"Part 1:

Kal Korff:

Our war game exercises included a FEMALE Indian sharpshooter who is a gold medalist in their country, she's a VERY nice lade. Another marksman who was a bronze medalist. It was interesting to see the different tactics Israel uses compared to India. In India and Pakistan they count their ammo, and measure each shot, as in shoot sparingly and try to get their targets with one shot. Since I am trained the Israeli way, this means to just open fire and advance while firing, so that the target is pinned down and cannot move nor dare show itself. As you advance you keep firing until you are on top of the target and it is then destroyed. The result was interesting...NO "casualties" on the Israeli side of things, the other side suffered mega hits. It was fun and educational. Often other personnel were taken out, leaving sharpshooters exposed and not exactly in the best position for them. It was quite a contrast."

I know a chap who is an actual sniper and he and I had quite a laugh at the barmy rubbish Kal is saying. My sniper friend told me that Kal was arse about face where military tactics were concerned. What brought an even bigger laugh was that the photos I was sent showing Kal during these faff war games is this turns out to be nothing but a BIG GAME OF PAINTBALL!!!!! ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!  My sniper friend says that no actual military person would ever train with paintball guns. He also said there would be no way for a true 'sharpshooter' to train with a paintball gun and that Kal is a gormless smeg. It was also pointed out that were this a true military exercise that none of the chaps involved would be wearing standard green uniforms and would instead be outfitted with desert appropriate wear and colors. My sniper friend got a rather good

"Kal Korff:

It is not practical, at least in my opinion, to do one shot, one kill in this situation. I prefer steady firepower, because it paralyzes the potential enemy. Then you advance while the target is trapped and trying to survive. By the time you are within point blank range it is too late for said target. I have seen many such engagements, especially with tracers used on the mix, the poor person on the other end does not stand a chance. It is always easy to revert to one shot, one hit, but it is more risky, since one is more exposed and it is hard to cover 180 degrees in front of you at times.

In my exercise, I was pinned down by three very different types of soldiers, so I had to take out all three. I went after the two and SAVED the sharp shooter for last. The sharpshooter should have been peppering me while I was laying mega rounds on them, but I kept suppressive firepower going across the 180 sweeping back and forth and just advanced like there was no tomorrow, using combination os Israeli tactics mixed in with some good ol American improvisation. :-)"

My sniper friend also told me that a true sniper would be so far away that Kal's tactics of charging in would have resulted with Kal being put paid to and that a true military exercise would involve the use of actual weapons and that training with a paintball would be detrimental to a soldier's training. Pants all the way here lads. Pants.

 A word from the wise that you would do better to spend a penny than believe a word Kal Korff utters. Everyone had sussed Kal a long long long long time ago. How does that wanker Kal live with himself?????????

Paintball!  ahahahahahahaahhhhaaahahahahahah!  How daft!!!  ahahahaaa Please Kal do go running into combat with a paintball gun and you would b doing the world a favor you self serving diddling wonky swine.

Kal Korff defending the world against terrorists one paint ball at a time.  Utterly ace you daft wanker!!!! ahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! paintball warriors indeed!! ahahahhhhhahaaaaaaahhhaa

Friday, November 19, 2010


Welcome lads welcome! Yes it is true that I am launching a new reality show and it is called Is It Really True Or Just More Bullshit?  I am now frantically and furiously filming away for the launch of the first episode where we find out if Kernal Kockroach's claims are true or just bullshit. Gads! I should just save time by calling the show Utter Bullshit.  ahahahhhaaahahha

Poor, dumb and desperate Kal must be quite eager for some attention these days since no one will ever take him seriously. A whole 176 views for a video Kal has on You Tube? ahahahahhhhhaaaa  And that bloated sack of nuts Kal actually thinks anyone will believe that he is filming a show? ahahahahahahaha

No one is laughing with you Kal. Get a clue. And we are not your 'kritics' but we are agents of reality you nutty little tool.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Kernal Kockroach

I thought it time for you chaps to have a new posting for you to discuss Kernal Kockroach. I see that much has remained the same and the utter bollocks of Kernal Klap continue in his usual merry and clueless fashion.  I really do not know what else to say here lads so I will let you all march on. And this Guy fellow is cracked for this idea of letting Kernal Korknuts have at the air. Since Kal can't even get on that awful X zone radio program I am sure Kal is delirious with the thought of someone being foolish enough to give him the time of day on any show. Bad idea there chap.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT!

Breaking news this is not but what else is there to say about this fool? What it must be like to live your life in a charade and so vicariously through a computer screen.  I know not what else to say about lifelong idiot and pretender except that Kal K. Korff is an idiot and there is a village somewhere missing one. About the only real news is the rumor going around that the Czech police might finally be on to Kernal Klown. Cheers lads!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The UTTER BOLLOCKS of Kal K. Korff

So there lads how many can you come up with? This can be inclusive of outright lies and broken promises and utter nonsense Kal has pined on.  I will start this off with the obvious about Kal suing anyone.  Not true and has never happened and never will.  In FACT Kal actually caused a lawsuit to FAIL.  Next.

Share the misadventures of Kernal Kal Klown Korff here.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Kal K. Korff is a moron for the ages

I just concluded wasting precious time looking at what can be described as a view from the world of the insane. Yes I did indeed just get through watching the very confusing video put on youtube by that blinkered bastard and utter idiot Kal Korff. That will be 15 minutes of my life that I now cannot ever grab back.

So Kal once again proves that he hates his own country and is someone who wants to be some sort of hero to the Czech people.  I think the Czech people are wonderful. The last thing Czechs need is a load of cobblers flying about making the great Czech people look bad. It must be wonderful to fanny around Prague pretending to be someone in some secret organization that does not exist. This new video is piss poor and Kal will never realize that his better days came and went a long time ago. The video is so laughable and mangled around in cutting and bollocks that you would be best off spending a penny than watching this piece of rubbish.

Kal now is dreaming that some world leaders are interested in seeing the book that never will be. You are not that important Kal and no one of true import would waste but a second with you. Keep dreaming dolt.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Kernal Krapper

We all should get one thing straight right now and that would be Kal K. Korff is undeniably the king of utter crap. First Kal says he is not in Mossad but is only a volunteer all of which is in contradiction of Kal claiming to be a Kidon commander and the rest of the delusional nonsense he utters.

But none of this stops Kal from feeding more bloody nonsense. This picture sent me by an anonymous source shows Kal purportedly teaching the martial art known as Krav Maga. It is an Israeli founded martial art.

Well lads I decided to do a bit of research into all of this based on some comments left here and the conclusion I have reached it that Kal K. Korff is permanently bladdered.  I have a rather good chum of mine who fights in mixed martial arts competitions and is very familiar with it all.  I asked him about Kal teaching Krav Maga and my friend did some checking and told me "This bloke is flirting with his own willy. I have many people I have trained with who are indeed official Krav Maga instructors. The bloke's name you floated me is not sanctioned by the actual Krav Maga organization. They've never heard of this twat. If you run into him tell that smeg I'd love to go three rounds with him bare knuckles if he thinks he has what it takes. I've made moe than my fair share of street warriors cry and looking at this twat's stuff it doesn't take much of a brain to tell he's all talk."

So there you have it lads.  On your bike Kernal Krapper.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Bloody hell!!!! I just puked up a biscuit and tea!!!!!!

I do not bloody know what the hell else to say!!!! the thought did cross my mind that Kal must be trying to figure out how much this bang just cost him!!  ahahahhhhhaaaa  What sort of a sick freak needs to have a picture taken him of him in bed with some girl???? Is Kernal Kolon really that insecure???? Maybe Kal is a bit unsure of which side to swing for????  Who bloody knows. This photo is so utterly posed it is just silly. like a school boy trying to prove to the lads that he kissed Tina!! ahahahahhhaaahahhaaahahaa! If Kal is going to film another episode perhaps it should be called an American virgin trying to get laid in Prague. Bollocks!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

No respect for the dead Kal? No surprise!

There's sick and then there is really sick and then there is Kal K. Korff. I am not sure how accurate all of this information is but it bloody well fits into Kal and his desperation. Some time ago Kernal Koward posted on his webiste that someone named Bill Marriot had passed away.
Long time commenter of this blog Fuck Nut or known as FN sent this information about the true reason why Kal Korff had so many website problems.  It wasn't the story Kal sputtered up about technical problem or other utter nonsense. No it turns out it was both some flying saucer fellow who got Kal's site shut down and you can read the rest for yourself. Nothing like walking on the dead there eh Kal? 
Here is a reference to Bill Marriott in one of Kal's many many many delusional messages where he poses as someone else.  As for anyone asking about when that dolt Kal posted something about this Marriott fellow here it is "Jun 22, 2010 ... Online Memorial Service for Bill Marriott to be Held Soon." Of course this never came about either just as so much of what Kal says will happen but it never does. Here is what FN has to offer here.
Here's the e-mail from Michael Horn laying out why Korff's site was pulled 
down, The "Bill" their talking about is Bill Marriott, evidently Korff 
"worked" with Bill at Claris. Korff attempted a "power grab" at Bill's 
position at the firm shortly after Bill passed away and, after he posted 
material on his site regarding his passing. So, what you have here is 
Michael Horn asking them to pull the site down for his own reasons and then 
the CEO reading Korff's web site and hearing about Korff trying to grab 
Bill's position. He got pissed off at Korff and he ordered the site pulled 
down. No web based script issue, etc. caused the site to go down. Korff's 
own ego and need of employment pushed him into acting in what we can 
consider is his regular behavior. Korff will fuck people over, and use them, 
their name, their material, and whatever else it takes to try and bolster 
his ever challenged and sinking into the black mire of his 
"personality"..... or lack there of.
Please start a new thread using this information, it needs to be highlighted 
in my opinion.
Keep up the good work and never pull that blog down. The world needs to 
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Michael Horn"
To: "FN"
Sent: Thursday, September 09, 2010 4:52 AM
Subject: A little more
In March of this year Korff was forced to take down his site by his UK 
hosting company. I have all the correspondence but in light of his ugly 
comments about Wendelle do know that they are consistent with his  lack of 
Here is a paragraph from the CEO of the UK site pertaining to what they 
think of Korff:
 "Our only relationship with Mr. Korff is his attempt to apply for Bill's 
job in the same breath that he announced he was dead, something we found 
deeply offensive to the life and memory of our Marketing Director. In light 
of this further violation of our goodwill and terms of service, I have 
instructed our technical team that the site be suspended. This will be 
actioned in the next few hours."
 Korff's site was actually down within 20 minutes of my receiving the email. 
There was more where they told him to take down the clearly threatening 
information directed against Meier and me.
 After that, there were two more U.S. based companies that removed his site.
On the road now, back Monday.

So there it is lads.  Despicable what level some losers will stoop. But he is Kal Korff after all so why should anyone expect anything different to come about.  That's just Kal.

And don't forget to REPORT KAL K. KORFF AS A PHONY ISRAELI AGENT!  Kal K. Korff is claiming to be an Israeli agent and these are KAL'S OWN WORDS! Look at this picture of Kal wearing military insignia and posing next to an Israeli flag!! The evidence is plain here and IT IS ALL PROVIDED BY KAL!!!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Mossad OFFICIAL inquiry of Kal K. Korff begins???

It looks as though those chaps at Mossad may have already started an official inquiry about self proclaimed fake Israeli agent Kal K. Korff. Sounds like Kal's newest video on you tube has landed his barmy arse in some real trouble now!!

Now while I do not follow what Kal writes on facebook other chaps are saying that Kal is pissing around and said he never claimed to be an Israeli agent.

Bollocks!!! Bloody bollocks!! Utter rubbish I say!!!!! I suppose I should give thanks to that knob Kal for snookering himself. Here it is straight from Kal's own video!!! My thanks to the lad who sent me this spectacular picture from KAL'S OWN VIDEO!

Sunday, September 5, 2010


Kal K. Korff has been OFFICIALLY REPORTED as a PHONY Israeli agent to the intelligence agency MOSSAD!! Kal EXPOSES himself in his own and newest video on you tube. Kal himself has on the video a picture of him at the US embassy in Prague where Kal claims to show a security guard his Israeli Special secret Services identification to gain entry into the embassy. Bollocks! What Kal is actually showing the security guard is his old media identification from when he worked for some free rag newspaper given away on the rails. I have this from a credible source close to Kal.

Kal has now been OFFICIALLY REPORTED to Israeli's MOASSAD agency as an IMPOSTER!!! You too can REPORT KAL AS A PHONY ISRAELI AGENT HERE. Be sure to provide Kal's website address, Kal's facebook page address and Kal's youttube account address. Just as the picture shows a clown in a fake uniform we all know that KAL K. KORFF IS A PHONY!!!! How many more times does Kal have to be EXPOSED????? Kal should watch his back because the world knows these chaps from Mossad do not wanker about!!!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Kal TRUE Hebrew name is discovered!!!!!!

It appears that some rather crafty lads have penetrated the high security of the Special Secret Services and have found the true name of kal K. Korff!!! Are you ready? Are you prepared for the shock of it all? Are you???


What does it mean? What could it possibly mean????? I know!! Let's play a game.

a _ _ _ o l _

I know that Kernal Kupofpoop is probably bloody all over this with his crack team of code breakers!! ahahhhaaahahahahhhhaaahaha!

By the way Kal before you try to twist this around as some sort of hate thing you can just stop. This has nothing to do with your claimed heritage or religion or any of that. It has everything to do with your utter ridiculousness. You really should look at a photo of yourself sometime Kal and be objective about it. No one buys your rubbish about you being some colonel commander or whatever it is you desperately dream of being.

And just remember Kal that true hate starts with people like you who falsely claim they are victims of hate when everyone knows you only use this sort of outlandish rubbish to paint your opponents as evil. So you might as well just stop screaming wolf at every opportunity you get. It is sad when true racism happens especially when want-to-be victims such as yourself Kal try to use it for less than ethical means. So just stop. No one is making any racist or religious claims here so don;t try to twist it about you dolt.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Kernal Krapper

Appears that not a whole lot has changed and not much new to report at all concerning little lone nut Kal Korff. Though it looks like Martina Tycova broke free of Kal's weirdness some time ago and does not have Kal listed as a friend on her Facebook page. It appears that Kernal Krust may have been tossing about this lass's name for some time.

And when I say nothing seems to have changed that includes Kernal Kolon's utter FAILURE to deliver anything he advertises. What a tool!

Saturday, August 14, 2010


Kal's press conference...................


Kernal Klown fails AGAIN. Klowntastic Kal just klowntastic as usual and you keep building my confidence in your ability to utterly fail.



Thursday, August 12, 2010

Kernal Klown

If there is a single picture of that idiot Kal that fits him to the letter this is it! Credit to Kult of Kal for the fantastic picture from his blog!!! ahahahah

Kernal Klown! ahahhhaaahhaaa


Monday, August 2, 2010

We are not laughing with you Kal

No video press conference. No lawsuits. No new book published. No consumer fraud arrests. No FBI. No Justice Department. No reports. No talk show. No magazine. No radio show. No anti terror work. No missile defence panel. No extraordinary E reader. No big website changes. No 10,000 phrases. Nothing..........except utter FAILURE from Kolonel Kornhole.

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Kal you should just quit now while you are no where close to being ahead of anything. Please go get a menial job and live out your days in contemplation of your ridiculous failures and fantasies of which there are far far far too many to go over here.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Kal "Bullshit Master" Korff

There are some chaps who choose to live life by working hard at a profession like being a carpenter or barrister or chef or teacher. Kal Korff is the only "professional" bullshit artist I know and he's not even very good at that. I would recount all of Kal's bullshit here but I'm afraid that would span weeks of reading.

It looks as though poor dumb Kal actually thinks anyone would believe he had a shot at being on the Oprah Winfry show and declined. Kal you should know that not one single person will believe this crap you're trying to shovel because everyone knows you are an epic media whore who would get on all fours and let a triple train line stuff your arse for a shot on Oprah's show. You would grovel at Oprah's feet for a chance at such exposure. I doubt you're allowed within 200 feet of Oprah and her security staff probably has a file on you with a special notation "chubby little loser, national joke, idiot, nut job."

I don't believe Kal's story about being offered a slot on Oprah's show and Kal turning it down because of his supposed ethics. Has anyone told Kal it isn't ethical to lie about being a colonel, having a 500 book deal, and so much more??????

You do know what the difference is between you and Oprah don't you Kal? Oprah is rich, successful, has an audience of millions, is charitable with her money, and she doesn't have to make shit up to give her life meaning. Oh and Oprah isn't a chubby little loser or a national joke though Kal technically is an international joke.

Didn't Kal announce he had a television talk show that a deal had been signed for? Just face it Kal that you wish you were Oprah. Kal's jealousy at the success of others bleeds through in everything he writes. Kal envies Oprah and wishes he had a pence of her talent and success. So where is your talk show Kal you chubby little loser???? ahahahhhaaaahahahhhahaha

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Kal K. Korff can solve energy crisis!!!!

Kal could solve the world energy crisis if only he could convert all of his bullshit into a usable energy resource. But if that happened it might put our world in peril of exploding from the massive energy all of Kal's bullshit would produce. If you think those blokes at BP have had a time capping that bloody oil leak you might want to consider how for years and years people have tried to put a cork in that huge hole Kal has the nerve to call a mouth.

Likely the most overused pile of rubbish gushing out of Kal's enormous mouth is all the legal threats like having people arrested and prosecuted and sued and on and on and on and on.

Again all proved bloody nonsense by Kal's last legal laced spewing claiming that a flying saucer promoter would be sued and charged and that Kal was working with the authorities. Searching through I have found this sort of wild behavior on Kal's part is vey old hat going back years and years where Kal has said he was going to have someone arrested and was going to have them sent to jail and so forth.

So here we all are without a single person being arrested or sued or prosecuted or tossed in prison by Kal. Nothing! Completely ace making threats and then nothing happens!! And that really is it here with Kal that he is just a mouth and nothing more. has anything actually happened where Kal said it would? No books published, no missile defence panel, no consumer fraud arrests, nothing. And tha is what the great Kal Korff is to everyone.............nothing.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Kal K. Korff is an internet terrorist

A recent comment here has alerted me that our very own little and insecure internet terrorist Kal K. Korff has thrown a bit of a legal wobbler in a very very very long line of legal threats. It is really clear to me at least in my opinion that Kal is much like a terrorist waffling on about this and that. I personally and reluctantly would give a real terrorist more credit than Kal because at least a real terrorist isn't a waffling wanker and actually delivers from time to time. Real terrorists are twats and richly deserve a bullet in the skull. Internet poseurs like Kal are a dime a dozen. Kal isn't the first idiot to wear some store bought military surplus uniform while trying to convince someone or anyone that he is involved in some sort of secret intelligence agency. As if anyone involved inthat line of work would besom public about it squarely painting a bullseye on his arse. Total pants and he knows it but just won't admit it because what else does Kernal Kolon really have? Nothing apparently.

It might or might not make you wonder why Kal would emulate many traits of a terrorist like making threats in order to have some chap take a certain course of action or posing in voideos making demands and threats. Yes Kal's tactics and internet terrorism amount to sod all but ultimately Kal's threats of exposing this and that and suing this person and having them arrested and charged and the like all under the guise of consumer protection and truth really do amount to nothing less than terrorism. Ironic that Kernal Klutter does the very thing he claims to fight against. Yes yes yes we all know how daft Kal's utterly ridiculous claims about fighting terrorism are but there is a mountain of irony to be had with Kernal Kornhole.

Luckily Kal's smokescreen of being someone important with some sort of actual authority is readily seen through by even the most daft. Hello Kal we all see right through you and everyone knows you've completely fallen off your trolley.

Quote of the year about Kal must go to that Kevin Randle lad who said "Sometimes you just have to risk the wrath of the unwashed to make an important point." ahahahahhhaaa The mutt's there!! ahahahaaahhhaa

Kal can't even succeed at being an internet terrorist! Try anew reality show Kal where the life of a lone nut pretending to be a colonel in an imaginary organization is shown as the lone nut stumbles through life in a delusional haze. It could have comedy and drama and show the darker side of life of those pretending to be something they are not and never will be. Seriously Kal people love that sort of stuff. Just be your everyday ranting and stark raving self and the fame you so desperately seek might be yours. ahahahahahhaahhaa

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Kernal Hornblower EPIC FAIL!!!

If you can count on Kal K. Korff for one thing it is his uncanny ability to never deliver as promised. It is the one bloody thing you can count on the fool for. Yes yes our own barmy Kernal Kolon has maintained a flawless record of NOT DELIVERING as promised. Utterly ace!!

Crazy Kal has failed to deliver on everything from promised lawsuits and criminal charges to calendars and books and beauty products and new gigs and and and and you get thepoint I think.

There hasn't been one thing Kal has ever followed through with that he has promised that I am aware of. All utter codswallop from Kal. Delusions of grandeur as I see it and I don't think that Kernal Krazed will be stopping any time soon so long as someone and I mean ANYONE will pay him a meager speck of attention.

So there Kernal Hornblower where are all the books and DVDs and lawsuits and criminal charges and the rest of your nonsense to be found? As with the rest of Kal's utter bullocks none of it is to be found other than in the imagination and fantasy life of Kal.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Kernal Troll slithers out from under his rock

So I see the bloody raving lunatic has finally slithered out from the rock he has been hiding under. It was just a matter of time lads. Just a matter of time. And it is bloody clear the fool reads this blog. Kal has no real existence without us. Kernal Klink has to seek justification for his very existnece through "friends" on facebook and has to come here to this blog to find the one thing that he must have as a constant in his sad enemy. Someone to focus upon.

I have taken note with Kernal Kream Pie's shift to focusing on hot button topics to get attention from anyone. Kal is desperately reaching out to anyone he can get to be his "friend" on facebook. But Kernal Kornblower's excuse about a facebook investigation makes not a lick of sense. Why would his account be gone for so long if someone else was being investigated? ncie try Kal but no one is going to buy into a thing Kal says.

interestingly enough now the banal little creep is agin trying to impress all with his announcement of a pending talk show. ahahahahahahahahhhhaaahahaha Anyone can get an internet show these days even a buffoon like Kernal Krack Krawler. So it looks like we are back to the same bloody rubbish Kal has been pulling out of his arse for years now which is more boating, more promises and little to no delivery.

You are a joke Kal and everyone knows it except you.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Banal and facile

Weeks after announcing he would have a new revamped website and a job at an unnamed newspaper Kal K. Korff has once again done the impossible by again not delivering on a single promise or deadline. Bloody! How the hell does one guy fail so often????????????

No more facebook for Kal to lure new victims with as it appears Kal has been given the boot from facebook. It also appears that Kernal Kornholeblower will not be making a scheduled facebook chat and without explanation as to why. Not that anyone really gives a fuck about Kal for anything other than his pure hypocrisy and the fumbling and bumbling antics that can be both dizzying and entertaining.

Don't tell Kernal Kornnuts this, but insanity is doing the same thing over and each time expecting a different result. Kal please just belt up you blinkered dolt.

A quick review if you will of Kal's lamest hits including promises of several new books, new videos, a talk show, a radio show, a magazine, a newspaper gig, consumer fraud lawsuits, and let's not forget the ever grand and classic Kal K. Korff causing the loss of his own brother's lawsuit!! ahahahahahahhhhaaaa

Banal and facile. ahahahahaha

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Farewell to Kolonel Kornhole?

For anyone happening by at this late juncture news has been received that Kal K. Korff may have been given the top end of the boot out of Prague. Through all of Kal's cock ups and idiocy he has somehow managed to get a hold of some mugs and fool them into believing his rubbish.

Right now there is no set in stone information about whether Kal has been sacked from Prague or not. I hear visa problems can really be quite a pain in the rump for those flaunting around without the required credentials.

It appears that someone heard an American roughly fitting Kernal Kornass got tossed and some are under the belief it may by Kal. I hope someone can check with the consulate office to find out if it is true or not. Is it really true? ahahhhaaahahahahahahaa

I have a bad feeling that when Kal is found to be backin the states if it is true he has been booted that there will be a lot of people anxious for him to return so they can likely sue him or serve him with stalker papers. Kal will learn fast that you can't waffle on in the states like he has in Prague. The little world wide web terrorist may finally be at an end of his brazen bullying and we all know that Kernal Nitwit is a coward afraid to directly face people.

hopefuly Prague will be idiot free with the rumored sacking of Kal.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Where art thou Kolonel Krust???????

It looks like our dear old idiot and ego maniac Kal K. Korff has made like a ghost and disappeared!! Kernal Kolon has also made his facebook profile disappear as some have noted here. Did Kernel Kornflakes get tossed from facebook as he had from his own website server? Has Kernal Klump finally flipped out completely? Where is Kernal KooKooKooKoo? Does anyone really care? Likely not outside of the entertainment provided by Kal and his lunatic ramblings.

A few interesting rumors are floating around including Kal has been deported or has been locked away in the loony bin after running around naked in the streets of Prague screaming "I AM A COLONEL!!! MY NEW BOOK ON TERRORISM IS COMING!!!!" Of course now these are just rumors but I find it rather odd Kal has just fallen from the face of the World Wide Web without so much as a fart.

And there is of course Kal announcing that his website would be back in full swing but in keeping with Kal's usual arse to face operations Kal has fallen short on delivering yet another promise. Who knows what has happened to Kal and it would not surprise if the barmy dolt has gone right off the deep end.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Conniving Kal cons way onto chat

Here is something I read on Kal's facebook "

Hi, YES I WILL be appearing on Jeffrey Pritchett's online chat show here in Facebook at the end of May, I hope everyone is able to tune in and will ask me "tough questions." I plan to ask Jeff some myself, not tough ones, only friendly ones, I look forward to exchanging views and talking to as many of you as I can. I w...ould like to thank Jeff for his kind invitation."

Since Kal got kicked off Xzone radio and no one else will pay this mouthy little creep any attention I am sure Kal has been out fishing for a new sucker to pass off his rubbish onto. I think a few lads out there need to warn Mr.Pritchett about Kernal Kornhole.

I have also been reading Kal's facebook and this utterly ridiculous opinions-facts rubbish Kal is trying out on people. Kal needs to stop trying to sound smart or enlightened because he is neither. Kal claims that one cannot be Jewish without practicing the Jewish religion. Where exactly is this a fact and not an opinion? Keep opening that fat mouth Kal and looking all the more fool each time you do. ahahahahhhaa

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Are you really this dim-witted Kal????????

Please oh please oh plase make Kal K. Korff just stop! this is getting bloody fucking painful. This is from Kal's facebook page. I kid you not!!

" Jews are both a race and a religion, at least some of them."

"As far as I know by pure definition, it is NOT possible to be a "Jew" and NOT be religious." This gets better when Kal's uncle chimes in and tells Kal he is indeed full of it.

Now this may seem like a silly question but why in the hell would Kal ever allow people to find out who his family members are if he is so highly involved in fighting terrorists????? Kudos to you SAPASS for showing everyone just how utterly stupid you are.

How much more stupidity from that immbecile Kal K. Korff must we endure?? Kal you are simply one of the most ignorant blokes alive. I'd ask Kal how he reach such heights in stupidity but I cannot imagine being subjects to his brainless responses.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Kal K. Korff is a TOOL!!

Bloody hell!! I just read a bit of Kal's facebook and the guy is an absolute tool!! Here we have Kal K. Korff who claims to be some sort of computer expert who also claims to have worked at Apple and for the Claris Corporation. If Kal is a computer expert and involved in fighting consumer fraud and is some sort of terrorism expert how is it then that Kal K. Korff DOES NOT KNOW what phishing is??????? Kal's own words from facebook " Pardon my ignorance, but HOW does this Phishing work? I am aware of phony FB emails, etc., I always delete them. But from WITHIN Facebook? Whatever happened to FB's security?"

AHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAA!! Are you fucking kidding here Kal? No of course not because only a fuck wit numb skull dolt pretending to be something he is not would ask this sort of question. And we all know the apparent TRUE STORY behind Kal's ludicrous claims of being involved with some of these computing companies such as short employment and third party contract work and Kal's apparent stint as a phone tech support person all blown far out of proportion by Kal to reimagine himself as some sort of computer expert. My own computing skills are not very good but even I know what phishing is!!

And Kal does know how to inflate things such as making a telephone call to his Internet website provider into a "technical meeting" involving "we" which amounts to 2 people n the phone with one of them being Kal! And then Kal has this on facebook saying " Hi, Web site will be back online with NEW STUFF and new books READY TO BE DOWNLOADED on Tuesday, 14 April. Until then I will deliberately keep it offline, so that when it comes BACK online, its content and the FREE DOWNLOADS will be available from more than one Internet location, which will eliminate "game playing" by the parties being exposed. :-)"

The last line seems to be Kal admitting that Michael Horn bloke did indeed shut down Kal. And Kal leaves us with the ever so dependable deadline that he will of course without fail never meet.

I proclaim it to be so that Kal K. Korff is a TOOL!!!!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Kal Korff gets OWNED by arch rival!!!! ahahahaha!!

Well well now it looks like the mighty all knowing Special Secret Services and their star agent Kernal Crispy Kream Pants have been taken down by ahahah by ahhhhaaaa by a flying saucer believer!!! ahahhhaaahhhaaahahahahah

While Kal Korff tells his version on facebook saying his Internet website was suspended because of some computer issue or some other nonsense. Kernal Koward's arch nemesis and flying saucer believer Michael Horn is claiming responsibility for having Kernal Kreampuff's website suspended.

Goodness now just who do I believe here? A guy roaming Prague pretending to be a special agent for an organization he has clearly invented? Or do I perhaps believe a guy who promotes some flying saucer story? Goodness this is such a tough choice but I am going to have to go with the flying saucer bloke here.

I think Kal has been caught in YET ANOTHER LIE!! ahahahahhhhaaaahahaha So the Special Secret Services gets its ass kicked by a flying saucer fellow! ahahhhhaaahahahahha

Friday, April 9, 2010

OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED!!! Kal Korff website gets the boot!!

!!!!!!SUSPENEDED!!!! Well well it looks like one of two things have happened here now. That idiot Kal Korff has opened his fat mouth once too often and someone has shut him down or Kal failed to pay his bill. Hard to say which it might be. ahahahahahaaahhhaaa

I am sure this will evolve into some big story Kal will tell us all about how some terrorists got to his site and he had to cancel a debate because of it and he was uncover and you all know how Kal spins this nonsense up.

So where are the big bad special secret services now? ahahahahhhaaahahahaa For a bloke who claims to have all of these connections and this huge iq and all the rest it sure seems odd that someone could just unplug Kal's festering little website. ahahahhhaaaaahahahaha It looks like Internet website terrorist Kal K. Korff will have to rely on facebook now. Perhaps the website is just the beginning and facebook is next? ahahahhhaaaa Where is your secure Isreali Internet website server now? ahahhhaaaahaha

You are a joke Kal.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Facebook fun with Kernal Kolon

I do think instead of pointing out the obvious and repeat rantings of Kal Korff that I would start doing something more fun like taking Kal's own words from this facebook like this dandy I found today "They don't gave genetically modified stuff here, not as many chemicals nor preservatives. When I returned to the USA years ago for a filming, I ate what I used to and didn't feel well. Couldn't believe I ate what I used to, but then again I didn't consume anything everyone else doesn't"

So they don't gave eh? ahahahahahhhaaahhhahahahaaa

Now my writing and grammar is deplorable but then I do not pretend to be a teacher or a writer like Kal pretends to be. And before Kal syas he is a writer because he had some books published last century and hasn't done anything new since this does not make one a writer. I tried to wade through Kal's terrible writing in his column and a book. It gives one a headache and diarrhea the writing is so horrible. Does anyone else have a Kernal Kornhole facebook moment to share? ahahahahahahaa I am sure ther are too many! ahaahhaaa

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Kernal Kondom should write a book on excuses

This idiot Kal Korff should consider a future in writing a book on the world's most idiotic excuses for everything as Kal can only do one thing to keep his imaginary world in line and that is to make excuses for it all. Kal wrote on facebook that a man in a car was parked outside of his home. Of course Kal says that he really doesn't have a single home but has many places to stay because he doesn't stay in one place for security reasons. ahahahahaha what a load of goat shit. Now little Kolonel Krinkle says he has found out who this mystery person was and wrote on facebook "

Hi, found out the guy yesterday who was "spying" on us is with the U.S. Secret Service, was an "Advance Man" because Obama is coming to Prague soon. I've deleted the photo since it shows his face. They "check" on me ever since I gave intel about Iran's plans to nuke Israel, gave it to Israeli's first. At least THEY tak...e it serious, many in USA think we can just "talk" Iran out of it. It's delusional. Mystery solved."

If Kal is one thing he is an expert on being delusional. The best really.

This person writing on Kal's facebook suggests after Kal tries to faltter her by writing she is in his book and will send her a copy "I would love a copy but I don't recall providing you with my address.I know this is a strange question Kal but has anyone ever suggested you might have Aspergers?" ahahahahahahahhhaaaa Oh and please DO NOT GIVE KAL YOUR ADDRESS!! You never when Kernal Kouchbag will show up at you rdoor looking for a place to stay. ahaahaahhhaaa

And in classic response Kal leaves his usual excuse topped off with some connection to some famous person saying he was examined by a relative of the famous Carl Jung. ahahahahahahaa Sure you were Kal sure you were. but this person writing on facebook hit something right on the head about Kal and wrote "Kal why do I always feel like your answers, which should much simpler is somewhat like a manifesto, including a plug for your books almost everytime you respond? I love to chat on facebook but I'm looking for more fun word play not such lengthy and preachy responses.I feel like your answers are geared toward anyone else who might be reading them!"

But Kernal Krap has to top off all response and wrote "I thank you for your concern and love, honestly, but as I said, I am finishing seven years worth of non-stop work, reason WHY I have not had any relationship with a woman for about five years. No time and I certainly want one. But then again, I'm crazy, right?"

Bat shit crazy Kal. Bat shit nutso! ahahhhaahaaaahaha So I suppose we can count on Kal focusing more on his facebook page because he is more likely to get attention from car wreck watchers. And I see Kal has once again blown himself on meeting his own deadline for publishing anything. ahahahahahahaaaahhaaa