Thursday, December 29, 2011

Kal Korff EXPOSED revisited!

It is always a pleasure hearing how stupid Kal K. Korff is and how he got CAUGHT STEALING and FRAUDULENTLY MISREPRESENT himself and commit IDENTITY THEFT by impersonating a lawyer. Here lads is an all time classic featuring the one and only Don Ecker and our very own F1 Racer EXPOSING Kal K. Korff on worldwide radio including listeners in the Czech Republic. Kal went so far lads to try and get his mommy to pay for it! ahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaa!!!  Listen here lads as Don Ecker and F1 Racer EXPOSE Kal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wait until 2012 lads when Kal K. Korff is definitively EXPOSED!!!! It's coming like a freight train and running Kal's stupid arse right over then!!!!!!!

And let us not forget soon lads this bit posted by a Korffer: "Secret X Wars Manuscript Lies

December 2008: This was was said after Korff promised the video showing the manuscript being shipped off to the publisher.

Kal Korff: Prometheus put the book on "indefinite hold" after it was late.


May, 2010

Kal Korff: In JULY, Captain Franks is coming to see me, and he will take custody of the Secret Wars project/manuscript. He will be here for several days, then he will fly back to the United States and he will deliver it to Prometheus Books.

and a year later...

May 9th 2011

Kal Korff Sends Chapter For Peer Review

and a day later....

May 10 2011

Kal Korff: begins final edits on 6 volume set...."

December 2011

Kal Korff: I will submit the material to the publisher soon, my "kritics" can look up their names and reprinted threats and bozo postings in the index, then go online when the book is out and see them reposted (along with the police reports, etc.,) on my new web site which will launch after the first of the year.


December 2011

Dear Interested Party,

We have no manuscript for this project at this time.


**** *********
Editorial Assistant
Prometheus Books"

Kal has been promising this book for YEARS and NOTHING has ever come of it!!  ahahahahahahah!!

Monday, December 19, 2011

Kal K. Korff gets caught AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!

From our very own FN:

Korff told us he was "updating his site so it could handle video better, etc."

November 18, 2011 – Kal Korff: The second news is that my web site will be replicated in several places on the Internet now, and also with the same firm that hosts the web site my "kritics" (two cyberstalkers) make which always "attacks" me and lies about me. The idea is to have it on the same server, so that when they try to launch another DOS attack, they'll also cause themselves to go offline.

November 19, 2011 - Kal Korff: I am really excited about the new web site, it looks nothing like the old one and is much more functional instead of crammed with too many graphics and information overload. It is more concise and every option navigation wise is visible on the screen. It will take me a few more days to get it done, and it will be hosted in several locations, I have been closing deals with the new hosters today while designing it. It will also be much more interactive and features lots of new content. Stay tuned.... :-)

December 2, 2011 - Kal Korff: My new web sites are being majorly overhauled and redesigned to accommodate them and other new content, and also simplified. I am not in a hurry to get this done, just to do it right.

Here is the truth my friends.

Korff free internet hosting service was hacked and its hard drives were wiped clean of all material. Since the end of October, 2011, they’ve hosted nothing and by the looks of it, they’ve given up hosting ever again.

Kalvin Karlton Korff, the TRUTH is you’re free service went belly up and you can’t afford to host your own band width. All the rest of your claims are, as Big Don Ecker would say, horse shit!

Caught in another lie using evidence and Korff’s own words.

Text taken directly from web site.

Closed Down - October 2011

In our opinion due to a clever combination of hacking, a mis-sold hardware configuration and the corruption of backups (hack just happended to occur at the same time as the backup executed - suggesting prior intel on schedule times), we lost the vast bulk of content on our server. Content lost forever.

We believe it is now impossible to host free speech websites in the USA anymore - constitution wise. The United States is now no longer a free country, where you can express views without fear of censorship or even imprisonment, or as in our case not be subjected to dirty tricks.

If you are looking for hosting, we suggest instead using de-centralized internet services like the freenet project. 

We wish to thank our previous customers and wish them well in their future projects.

So there you have it lads!!!  Kal K. Korff caught in more lies!!!!  ahahahahahhhaaaahahahahaaha!!!

Kal K. Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!!

So now lads here we have bloated Kal K. Korff on about being published in a variety of newspapers but the truth of it all lads should come to no surprise as none of it is true. Kal is also now infringing on trademarked and copyrighted names by claiming he is now doing a weekly column called World Weekly Review. Sorry Kal you bloated bum but that name is taken and legally owned by someone else. So this makes Kal an intellectual property thief! It is obvious Kal stole this idea from India Info OnLine where there is a weekly piece about worldwide market fluctuations and other market news. Did your Indian princess get this for you Kal? ahahahahahhhaaahaahahahaahaa!

And to add to the embarrassment that is Kal K. Korff a search of online databases that specialize in magazine articles found nothing new for Kal since the time he conned a free rag paper into letting him write ridiculous columns here in Prague.

You are CAUGHT AGAIN Kal! How many more humiliating times do you need to be EXPOSED Kal?? How amny more LIES do you need to get CAUGHT IN???? Imagine what you could have done Kal with all this energy you put into these delusions of yours!!! By the way Kal have you heard from the embassy yet? I hear you should be expecting a visit any time now and just in time to spend the holidays with your relatives in the states.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Kal fell in love with his own reflection

Well lads I thought I would post this piece of bullshit written by Kal and posted to the nation Master website. Quite a laugh of a read I must say. My comments included and as always i appreciate your comments on this rubbish. Don't miss out on the new video from Santa in a floppy hat where Santa roundly trounces Kal!!

Kal K. Korff, (born Steven Thomas ) is the President and Chief Executive Officer of CriticalThinkers

Armed with an IQ of more than 200, known worldwide for solving numerous mysteries, whether they are criminal, historical, scientific, or even “paranormal,” Kal Korff is an Author, Broadcaster, Columnist and Investigative Journalist known for his hard-hitting exposes and doing original research. Korff's enormously popular column, "Kal's Korner", appears at least three times a day in print and is read by millions around the world each week in several languages. In addition, "Kal's Korner" also appears on the popular syndicated radio program The "X" Zone Radio Show, hosted by famed Canadian Broadcaster, Rob McConnell.

Kal is too fucking stupid to have anything above an average if not subpar IQ. Kal uses the researchof others as his own and has not been writing for any newspapers for years and years after getting FIRED from a free ad laden paper handed out. And his stuff was never read by millions around the world it was read by bored people during the rail rush. And we all know how Kal was kicked off xzone radio.

Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry.

Show me one thesis or original research paper written by Kal on any of the topics he claims. Kal can barely manage to wipe his own arse. We also know that Kal's computer claims are lies.

Kal has written and has had published more than 4,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world. Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe.

No Kal has never written 4,000 articles. You see Kal has his own brand of math he uses to arrive at these outlandish figures. His math is called lying.

A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or “Star Wars” program.

More rubbish from Kal. What Kal won;t tell you is that he was NEVER directly employed by LLNL and he NEVER worked on the Star Wars program. Kal's work at Apple and Claris was just more bullshit.

A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance. Kal’s original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN’s Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC’s Leeza. Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily.

 Since when was stalking, lying, and acting like a crazed dick considered humanitarian? It is true that Kal weaseled his way onto some shows and in some newspapers. Kal actually said that one article in the San Jose Mercury that exposes him as a complete buffoon wasn't real because there is a picture showing Kal wearing glass and Kal claims he doesn't wear glasses and therefor the article is a fake. What????

Rewriting and Correcting History by Making It

Kal Korff first made history in June of 1976 when he was a teenager and became the youngest person ever known to develop a fully functional design for a nuclear "doomsday" weapon. His concentrated Plutonium-based, high vaporization yield atomic bomb project was entered into the local science fair as a "physics experiment", as was his other science project on extraterrestrial life. Both of Korff's entries won. Shortly afterwards, Korff's design was "secured" and he began taking special College Prep or CP classes in high school. Kal Korff finished high school in three years, and returned during his fourth year to graduate with his classmates.

Kal can call it rewriting history but adults call it lying. Kal stole the story of the real A-Bomb Kid and it is a well known fact that Kal never built anything close to a bomb other than his own pathetic life.

Before he finished high school, Korff completed his first book: The Meier Incident: The Most Infamous Hoax in UFOlogy, (Towne Scribe Press, 1980) which sold out. He also became the youngest ever Columnist for Gambi Publications in New York, and wrote the monthly UFO Photo File analysis section of UFO Report magazine, which pioneered the first analysis of UFO-related photos and films by the modern computing processing techniques now common today. Korff worked with the Jet Propulsion Laboratory and Quantex Corporation, both pioneers in the computerized image enhancement field.

So if Kal is the first person to ever do these things or the youngest, why isn;t he some sort of world record holder?

On November 22, 1993 Kal Korff made history again when he appeared on CNN's Larry King Live! during the special 30th anniversary show dedicated to the memory of President John F. Kennedy, who was assassinated in Dallas, Texas, on November 22, 1963. After a 16 year study, Kal Korff received worldwide recognition for being the first person to actually solve JFK's murder. In honor of his historic achievement, Kal Korff replaced famed "Case Closed" author Gerald Posner, who was originally sought for the show. Korff appeared on Larry King Live! along with former House Select Committee for Assassinations Chief Investigator (HSCA) Gaeton Fonzi, and in a one-sided debate that everyone universally agrees Korff won, Fonzi's claims were effectively shredded by Korff and disproven in his comprehensive 16 year study. His win over Fonzi was so complete, that not a single caller telephoned in to speak to Gaeton Fonzi that night on Larry King Live.

Ah yes Kal's crowning moment where he conned his way onto the Larry King show.  Kal claimed Larry wanted to do another show but larry's producer said it would never happen.

In late 1996 Korff made history yet another time when he played a key role as an expert witness in the O.J. Simpson civil defense case, which resulted in a conviction against Simpson via a guilty verdict. Korff used his unique expertise on Kennedy's assassination to help prep and brief lawyers who then successfully cross-examined and subsequently destroyed the credibility of Simpson's "photographic expert" and JFK "conspiracy buff", Robert J. Groden.

Kal was never an expert witness and never worked on the OJ Simpson case in any capacity. I seem to recall Kal claiming he worked for the prosecution during the criminal trial too. I'd ask Kal to prove it but he can;t because it never happened.

On July 4, 1997 Kal Korff made history still again. In a historic all day broadcast live from studios at MSNBC headquarters in Redmond, Washington at Microsoft; NBC headquarters in New York; Roswell, New Mexico; the Jet Propulsion Laboratories in Pasadena, California; and from the planet Mars, literally -- all live and all day -- Kal Korff appeared on TV as a special, featured honored guest with the Mars Pathfinder landing team. On the show with Korff were Captain James McAndrew of the United States Air Force and author of the two Roswell UFO investigations for the United States Government and United States Air Force, and Colonel Joe Kittinger, a genuine American hero who still holds the world's record for the highest altitude parachute jump.

And I'm sure if we asked Captain McAndrew and Colonel Kittinger who you are they'd say "Who?" Stop living in the last century Kal.

In July of 2006 the largest Czech daily newspapers in the European Union published several exclusive stories which blew open and subsequently proved the long standing rumors that Kal Korff is also a Captain in an elite unit known as the Special Secret Services or (S3)[1]]. Korff focuses specifically on counter terrorism operations, penetration, disruption and take down initiatives, and is also involved in execution. Additionally, Korff helps expose and prosecute consumer frauds.

What Kal means to say here is that the largest free giveaway advertisement filled newspaper in the Czech Republic had an article written by Kal in which Kal claimed to be a colonel in an organization that does not exist.

In 2007 Korff is expected to make history still further with his three book series called Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, which will be published by Prometheus Books in 2007 and is considered to be the definitive work on terrorism yet written. Volume II of the series is regarded as the final word on the Munich Massacre at the 1972 Olympics, and it exposes George Jonas' bestselling, iconic work Vengeance and Steven Spielberg's Munich as literary and theatrical frauds.

Kal has been trying to get this "book series" published since last century and Prometheus Books has made it clear they will not be publishing it. It is rumored that Kal is on the watch list of Steven Spielberg's security team.

Secret Wars is the result of a five year series of literally secret operations. It is also presently being made into a Reality-based TV series, which is also truly historic, where Kal Korff’s "many secret lives” are choronicled for viewers who will also be able to see and actually participate in, helping bring terrorists, con artists and other criminals to justice. Consumers will also actively participate in many exposes of so-called "leading UFO personalities."

I lost count of the number of television shows Kal has failed to deliver.

Currently, Kal Korff serves as the duly elected President and CEO of CriticalThinkers, a metaorganizational "think tank" dedicated to conducting strictly original research in the areas of science, technology, history, philosophy, religion, political and social issues and humanitarian causes. CriticalThinkers has more than 200 alliance partners around the world.

Critical Thinkers has exactly 1 alliance partner and that would be Kal himself. The San Jose Mercury News exposed Critical Thinkers as a small group of crackpots.

An experienced Executive, Kal is also the former Chief Information Officer (CIO), Chief Technical Officer (CTO) and Columnist for the newspaper The Prague Post. He is the former President and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of TotalResearch, Vice-President and is a co-inventor of the world famous “BookBrowser” online information system.

Kal is not an experienced executive other than being one in his own mind.

As a Captain in the Special Secret Services or (S3)[1]], Korff focuses specifically on counter terrorism operations, penetration and disruption initiatives, and is also involved in execution. Additionally, Korff helps expose and prosecute consumer frauds. His three book series called Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, will be published by Prometheus Books in 2007 and is considered to be the definitive work on terrorism yet written. It reveals the first details of Korff's longstanding work in counter intelligence, which was first disclosed by the Czech media in July of 2006. 

Kal's fantasy was disclosed by Kal in a newspaper he wrote for. If Kal truly helped expose and prosecute consumer fraud then he would have to issue his own confession and turn himself in.

Criticism and Controversy

Kal Korff is the author of seven books, Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder SOLVED!, Spaceships of the Pleiades: The Billy Meier Story, and The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don’t Want You to Know. Some claim his work is either government disinformation, "brilliant," or poorly researched. Korff is not a "believer" in UFOs, like many in the UFO field, but admits seeing one in front of eyewitnesses and has written two definitive works on two of the most popular UFO cases of all time: exposing the Meier UFO cult and Roswell.

Kal did get a few books published and most have been found full of errors and outright nonsense.

Korff's new TV series, Secret Wars, produced by Pavel Janousek and Saudi millionaire Sheikh Khalid Mohammad, among others, is currently exposing several top UFO researchers: Paul Kimball, Royce Myers III, Dr. James Deardorff [2], Billy Meier cult "spokesman" Michael Horn [3], Stanton T. Friedman, David Biedny, etc. [4].

Another lie by Kal and there has never been a television series of any sort.

"In just 7 pages in his 1995 book against the Meier case I found 9 false or unsupported claims, 13 errors offact, 12 misleading impressions, an irrelevancy, and 3 innuendos or false implications. That was in his section dealing with the Talmud Jmmanuel [5] (pp. 36 & 78-83), which document I've researched thoroughly but Korff seems not to have even read." by Dr. James Deardorff.

Naturally, Deardorff fails to mention he is NOT a qualified Biblical scholar recognized by anyone, and that no legitimate Biblical scholar takes Meier's "Talmud" seriously, especially Korff. [6]Deardorff also fails to also admit (deliberately) that he is an avid religious follower and "true believer" in the Talmud, and thinks it represents the last testament of Jesus Christ, despite the fact there there is NO ORIGINAL manuscript -- a fact Deardorff admitted to Korff. Deardorff is not qualified to "critique" Meier's Talmud, let alone any criticisms of it. Until the ORIGINAL manuscript for the Talmud is found, it remains a document with no legitimacy or verifiable historical provenance.

I don't know Dr. Deardorff but he has something Kal doesn;t have and that would be a college degree.

On the 1/11/07 'X' Zone radio show with host Rob McConnell [7] Korff briefly recounted his role as an expert witness in the O.J. Simpson civil trial, proving that his self-righteous "critic" Paul Kimball's claims that "Korff was not a witness," were false. Kimball was not present at the event, never talked to either Korff nor the people he interacted with, and has no firsthand knowledge of events. Kimball is not in a position to "critique" Korff's involvement, especially since several attorneys who practice law (Kimball never has and still does not), even from Kimball's own school have now come forth claiming that Kimball is wrong. Some of these people appear on camera in Secret Wars, and shred Kimball to pieces. Korff's involvement in the O.J. Simpson civil trial is "old news" (much to Kimball's subsequent embarrassment), and was first broadcast on several radio stations in Texas in the late 1990s while Kimball was still busy studying in school, as the the "X" Zone Radio Show broadcast subsequently proved. [8] The Dickerson broadcasts which chronicled Korff's involvement at the time of the Simpson trial many years ago, have now come back to haunt Kimball, who did no firsthand checking of his own, and never corresponded with Korff.

Kal was never involved in the OJ Simpson court case. Paul Kimball is a law school graduate. Kal has no college degrees.

The TV episodes in the upcoming Reality-based series, Secret Wars, document several operations that eliminate terrorists, and show how several self-proclaimed "leading lights" in the UFO field (Kimball, Myers III, Horn, Biedny, etc.,) were all fed information to test their integrity, honesty and basic capabilities of doing simple research by applying uniform standards of evidence -- and they ALL FAILED!

Seems here lads that the only one failing any sort of integrity test here is Kal. No rational responsible adult lies about being a colonel.

The sequences by the attorneys in Secret Wars exposing Kimball and Myers III are particularly brutal, and the Executive Producers have already indicated that they intend to sue Kimball, Myers III and their clique in court in the Fall of 2007, right after the first episodes of Secret Wars air before the public and are admitted formally into evidence, in order to obtain an easy summary judgment for libel, slander, and defamation of character, -- among other charges. The Executive Producers of Secret Wars do not have to show damages or malicious intent by filing against parties in the European Union, the judgments of which are automatically enforceable by treaty with the United States. Instead, the Executive Producers of Secret Wars only need prove that Kimball, Myers III, Horn, et al are wrong.

That's already been done.

The Executive Producers will put on trial, before camera and in court, the false claims and lies made against Korff by Kimball, Myers III, Horn, etc., and expose them before the viewing public.

Legal experts agree that once the first episodes of Secret Wars air in September 2007, court judgments against several parties will be a mere formality. Furthermore, viewers will get to see Kimball, Myers III, Horn and others sued. Legal paperwork concerning lawsuits to be filed against Alien Autopsy hoaxer Ray Santilli and Michael Horn for consumer fraud, are now being prepared by several attorneys.

Korff is represented by the largest law firm in the Czech Republic, European Union, which has international jurisdiction via its offices and partners worldwide.

Kal Korff has sued no one. Kal has not fild a single lawsuit or brought any sort of action against anyone he claims. Kal is not represented by the largest law firm in the Czech Republic. In fact Kal had to illegally impersonate a lawyer in a FAILED ATTEMPT to scare Don Ecker! Kal is a coward and he is not suing or exposing anyone. To this day Kal continues his mindless legal threats.

Kal, get some help, take some medication and try coming back to reality some day you sad little freak.

Friday, December 9, 2011

What else is there say lads?

What have we not exposed about lone nut Kal K. Korff ? I am still awaiting word from our beloved FN on some other material. Bout what is there left lads?

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Kal K. Korff inadvertently tells us the truth about himself

Look at this lately buffoonery from Kal: "Yes, people like JimmyD (as he calls himself) are sick, to put it mildly. But they have no case and often lie, it is their way." Really? Kal you must be looking in a mirror these days because you stupid arse you just described yourself to the letter you cheeky daft wanker!

I do not know what more to say about that dog's dinner of a life Kal has made for himself steeped in crazed  futility. Kal is sick, to put it mildy. Kal is often caught lying just like when he claims police surveillance on certain lads who comment here. We all know this utter rubbish and another poor shot Kal tries to take at the people who have EXPOSED him for the lunatic he is. Indian Princess anyone? ahahahahhhhaaahahahaha

Kal is a sad little man scraping a bare existence out for himself. Enjoy riding the rail endlessly Kal. Us Korffers will be at home enjoying our families and friends and lives. We have those because we do not lie about ourselves every second of the day and we all have jobs.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Kal is an idiot......he just doesn't know it

Kal you continue to make yourself out to the utter ass you are. First you are a journalist and then a colonel and then you are a syndicated columnist and an accredited journalist and now you're some sort of adviser or military correspondent. Kal you make promise after promise and never fulfill them.

Where does it end for you Kal? When does a dumb pathetic twat like you finally reach the point and say that enough is enough with all the bloody lies? You keep getting caught in your own lies all the time Kal. Is the end for you being tossed in a mental hospital? Getting kicked out of Prague or arrested there? You always promise the end of everyone else and promise to leave the lives of those who expose your pathetic lies in ruin.  But somehow ALL OF THESE PEOPLE are still around exposing you. How is that Kal? How is it you never come out on top but always come out the fool?
I'd bet pounds to pence that Kevin Randle has had many people pissing themselves laughing over his telling of you Kal.  It has been over 4 years now Kal so where is that audit you stupid cunt?

Monday, November 21, 2011

Kal K. Korff LIES when he says he is the A-Bomb kid!!

Kal Korff has NEVER built a functioning atomic weapon of any sort and is LYING when he claims to be the famous a-bomb. The REAL a-bomb kid is a truly brilliant lad and not some bloody lunatic like Kal. Kal steals valor and then decides to steal a story that never happened to him!! Kal K. Korff IS NOT the a-bomb kid!!!! Just stop this nonsense Kal. There's this thing called the interne and people can find out all about you! Pull your head out of your arse Kal you stupid kunt.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Kal K. Korff FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like we are all on the same rail again lads with Kal back on yet another threat of legal action against flying saucer people. Kal is at it again promising legal recourse coming soon against this Bill Meier chap. They are both fruity to me. The only difference I see is that Bill chap has more fame that Kal has managed to achieve in his dubious career. That and Bill looks like he has much more money than Kal will ever have. What a sad state of exisence Kal must have to be topped by a flying saucer guy. ahahahahahahahahahaha

Someone sent me an email about Kal's inability to reproduce Bill's flying saucer films and that Kal has latched onto this Phil Langdon chap because Kal FAILED to do any sort of recreating of the motion films made by Bill. This lads is Kal's usually way of doing business by attaching himself to a topic and using the work of others and then him claiming some expertise. Bullocks!

Now Kal is back to using the same old nonsense about lawyers and the FBI and prosecution of this Bill chap all of which Kal has been claiming since last century. Yet lads there is no action on Kal's part other than Kal opening his triple large mouth and trying to get attention. We all know Kal likes to impersonate lawyers and military people and has been pretending to be someone of import for a very long time. The truth has come out about Kal ovr the years and now Kal has gotten a taste of his own dishing. Kernal Korff FAILS AGAIN!!!!! ahahahahahahhhaaahaah!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011


So that cunt Kal K. Korff thinks he is some sort of expert on the assassination of JFK. The record never lies and Kal is AGAIN EXPOSED USING HIS OWN WORDS!!! ahahahahahahahahahaha Lads we all know Kal is a major fuck up but it always amazing to see just how big of a fuck up he is and how amateur his "research skills" really are. Read this bit posted here on the blog.

The first time I heard of Kal Korff was when I
saw a video he had done called “Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder Solved!” My having personally studied the JFK assassination for over a quarter of a century and having bought and read through a complete set of the 26 volumes of the Warren Commission and studied the findings of the House Select Committee on Assassinations, I wanted to know just how Kal Korff had managed to do what no one else had done, including two Government inquiries. Rather than to go into great depths of the fiasco pertaining to Korff’s video on the Kennedy case – I’ll just share a quick example of his inability or a lack of desire to learn the subject matter before making definitive
claims about something.

In the opening minutes of the ‘Final Verdict: JFK’s Murder Solved’ video … Korff mentions a little girl in “red pants” who is seen on the Zapruder film. Korff then gives her name as Linda Kay Willis and tells us what she said about the shooting. Linda Kay Willis had testified before the Warren Commission. I should tell everyone that the girl Kal Korff is talking about seeing on the Zapruder film was Rosemary Willis, not Linda Kay Willis. Rosemary is Linda Kay’s sister. Rosemary did not testify before the Commission, nor did either sister have on pants during the Kennedy assassination. Korff was in error because he did not know his subject matter well enough before trying to appear as an authority on it!

Kal Korff wrongly identifies the little girl in the Zapruder Film and mistook her for wearing pants

ahahahahahahahhhhaaa!!!!!!! There you have it lads! The work of "accredited investigative journalist" Kal K. Korff. hhhaaaahhaahaahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Are Kal's viles vial or are they vial viles or vileness?

Shouldn't a supposed "accredited journalist" and self professed "genius" clearly know the difference between "vile" and "vial" ????????????????????? Kal really knows how to fuck things up eh lads. The stupid cunt Kal can't even get the distinction between the words "vile" and "vial" correct!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahah Turn in the "accredited journalist" badge you snookered out of a ceral box back in Kal you dumb shit. ahahahahahahahaha We know Kal is vile and pretends his empty vials have something in them. Get it now Kal you stupid twat???? ahahahahahahahhhaaaaha

And on with the latest from our good friend FN who continues to EXPOSE the LIES of Kal K. Korff............

Korffing Assumption Document
October 30, 2011

Why is Kalvin Karlton Korff responding to this blog?

Assumption: Kalvin is responding directly to this blog because he hopes that the people who continually poach his Face Book Wall might finally become so annoyed with his lies that they will break their silence and confront him directly on his Wall.

Conclusion: True.

Outcome: This will not happen. Korffers are too smart to fall for this grade school trick. Kalvin amuses us far too much to pull the plug on one of the best outlets we have to keep tabs on Kalvin and right the lies on a daily basis.

Editorial: You see Kalvin, the worst thing you could have done was to join Face Book; and that was in a childish response to F1 Racer making a fake Korff Face Book page, so sweet.

The second worst thing was to try and foist the phony SYNDICATED ACCREDITED INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER JOURNALIST lie upon the “open” world.

Telling your lies on youtube and that pathetic template web site was bad enough, but somewhat closeted; doing it on Face Book, and then telling a lie so easily checked upon with a simple Google News Search has been your undoing.

Keep it up Kalvin. Our amusement will end when you stop lying.


(More Korffing Assumption Documents to come)

Monday, October 31, 2011

Come clean Kal and write the truth as it is. No? I'll do it for you.

I always await Kal's tiny brain to insert the turth about himself into one of his posts.  This might be what it would look like in a moment of sane clarity for the tubby cunt. My thanks to the Korffer for the following spoof on Kal.................................

BREAKING NEWS! Tomorrow in a newspaper that doesn't exist, I have a nearly 1,000 word baffling piece I wrote concerning what I want to be the truth about what happened to Navy SEAL Team 6 and how they met their tragic demise in Afghanistan. As my last pretend articles that are digitally altered so you really can't read them because I make this shit up and pretend to be syndicated, their deaths were more honorable than anything I could ever accomplish because I am a fucking loser living out my delusions on the internet.

I was given data from a source inside the Pentagon news search on Google on this, and I quote from documents I've dreamed up and name personnel and identify how many people from what branches of service - OK I just made that all up too so it sounds like I am connected but we all know the only connection I have is for midget porn.

One of the people killed was a woman for example, and I think about women a lot since the last girl I kissed was my mother and now I cannot be in the same room as a man without someone else being there. Wait.  What was I saying before?????

The report Xposes the BS I make up on a daily basis and all my lost years and uselessness could have been avoided, just like my untimely birth as I said months ago, and I am not even in the military though I used to pretend to be a Colonel in a fake organization and I stole valor by wearing military rank insignia on my baggy old leather jacket so I could impress people without any knowledge about me who would think I was someone important! I also like to impersonate a lawyer I've never met in order to try and strike fear into the people I hate. This does not seem to work for long and they are someone able to find out quickly that it was me and not the real lawyer's name I used. How do they find out so fast??????

The source I pretend supplied some secret information to me is utter "poppycock," and I just want to make sure that I sound sort of credible and you never know when a fish will float along and bite on my bullshit so I have something to do with my pointless existence. Needless deaths like this should never happen again, especially to our top elite forces that I love to pretend to be as good as but know I would not amount to a shit smear on the toilet paper they use.

The ends do justify means this time, and vice versa or at least I like to think that way so I can convince myself life has more in store for me than dying alone in a foreign country I ran to so I could avoid responsibility. That and having to kiss Art Bell's ass on worldwide radio in front of millions of listeners sent me over the edge. Okay that's bullshit too because I have been acting like a fucking lunatic for years

As an officially accredited international jerkoff  I often get tips and insider stuff I pretend is legit but that I really get off the internet, I love being in the business of "breaking" news that has already happened long before I get off my fat ass to pretend I have some hard hitting Xposes coming out against some major world figures and international subjects in the printed press over the next few months. I am a complete dipshit forpretending to have this latest Xpose published, I hope it causes a stink like the one that constantly follows me but I know everything I do makes absolutely no impact and can only pretend that my pointless actions have some validity to them.

I'd like to go into much more detail on this in my new book, in Volume VI, but we all know the book I have been promising for YEARS is NEVER COMING OUT and I don't understand why my manuscripts that are written on toilet paper and McDonald's napkins keep getting rejected!!!

Any comments about this Liberal, "self-progressive" Democrats? I have plenty eventhough I know everyone knows how fucking full of shit and hate I really am. I just want a free ride that I think I deserve and probably should be down at Occupy Wall Street mingling with the rest of the losers like me.  Maybe I'll bring my blue ribbon science fair prize to amaze everyone and a copy of my outdated books that I conned into someone publishing. Those were the good old days when I convinced everyone I was someone important and special and amazing.  Hell, I don;t even have a college degree.  I know I know I was supposed to be working on a thesis but I'm pretty sure everyone knows that is utter bullshit too.  Oh well. Time to move on to the next delusional cluster fuck lie.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Kal K. Korff floating his BULLSHIT

Kal's lies are like turds in a toilet bowl. They all get flushed out sooner or later. Accredited journalist? Flush! Coloenl? Flush! Genius? Flush! Original research? Flush! Terrorism specialist or analyst? FLUSH!!!!!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Kal K. Korff is NOT an accrdited journalist.

 Someone needs to tell that fool Kal that anyone can publish anything on the internet and claim to be an accredited journalist.  By saying he is an accredited journalist Kal implies he has some sort of credentials or education. Remember when Kal claimed to be a "colonel" in an Israeli founded military organization? Kal needs to stop being such a kunt. Kal is not syndicated anywhere currently.  However Kal is an idiot!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Secret Wars FAIL!!!!!!

Lads I think Kal might want to shift gears and write a book on a subject he truly is an expert in.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Secret Wars FAIL!!!!!!

Remember back long ago lads when Kal kept promising to show us a video of his finished manuscript for a book called Secret Wars? Someone postede this in our comments section. Still no book from kal.  FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazon Book Review

Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, June 26, 2011
By Greg Long

This review is from: Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots (Hardcover)

Unfortunately, I got to know Kal Korff in about 2001. Several years later, I learned that he was writing a book on terrorist plots. He said that Prometheus Books was going to publish it. That was 2004, a long seven (7) years ago.

Periodically, Korff makes statements that the book will be published soon. Yet the book is never published. Does the manuscript even exist? He sent me a draft forward to the book, and provided an inkling of its contents. He even designed the cover to the book and submitted it to Prometheus. The publishing house made its own cover instead. The cover was posted on Amazon.

And there the cover sits. But no book. In the meantime, Kal Korff lives in Prague and apparently spends his time building (and often rebuilding) his Web site. He often attacks Billy Meier's claims, and also threatens various "ufologists" with lawsuits. But Secret Wars is never published.

Probably what will happen is Korff will publish the book himself. Or perhaps he is shopping the manuscript around. Unfortunately, I wonder if the contents are of any interest anymore? Korff's interests seem to shift day-to-day. So, who knows. It would be unwise to order a copy through Amazon because it might never arrive in your mailbox.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Can we add PLAGIARIST to the list? I think so lads!

 One of our many fine Korffers here has pointed out that not only is Kal so far behind the real news but that Kal is likely also a PLAGIARIST!!! read from the info posted here lads. Not only is Kal completely unoriginal but the fool cannot even keep up with the world in real time!!

A web site posts this info on September 20, 2011:

Korff posts this on September 29, 2011:

Google Introduces New eWallet for Smartphone Users

See for yourself Korffer's. While not a word for word rip off, it's very close.

So there you have it!  Kal K. Korff CAUGHT AGAIN!!!!! Poor dumb Kal. How many more times does Kal have to be EXPOSED?????????? Steve Jobs wouldn't know Kal from some passing flatulence. You had your 15 minutes Kal and that was last century. Too bad you're not bright enough to realize the time to move on passed long ago. And I wonder Kal if you are in Prague legally. I doubt it. Perhaps a call to the embassy should be made but I have no doubt that your name is the source of a lot of amusement there already.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Internet terrorist Kal K. Korff flips out

Well lads it was but a matter of time before Kal K. Korff flipped out again barraging his lonely facebook page with delusions about this blog and this website and Don Ecker and David Beidney and more delusions about police investigations. What does this all mean chaps? It means Kal knows he cannot escape the ever vigilant eyes and ears of Korffers worldwide and that he is being PUBLICLY EXPOSED for all his past and current nonsense. Kal is a delusional extremist with a DOCUMENTED past of BEING CAUGHT IN LIES and IMPERSONATING A LAWYER and others. In a brilliant move our very owner FN has taken hold of UFOWACHCAT.COM and unlike the many many many many promises Kal made about that website lads our very own FN will INDEED FOLLOW THROUGH! And make no mistake about it lads that Kal K. Korff has tried to frighten and intimidate people into silence through his schemes and threats and he has UTTERLY FAILED! We shall not stand for your internet terror tactics Kal! We shall not be fooled by your LIES and DECEIT and we shall continue to EXPOSE you!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Doesn't "syndicated" mean appearing in more than one place???

Lads I have yet to find a sinlge column from Kal appearing anywhere other than the single place he has it posted on the internet. Kal IS NOT SYNDICATED anywhere except in his tiny brain and deluded fantasies.

Kal says he has 10,000 articles published but the only ones I can find are in obscure flying saucer like magazines and free daily papers that Kal was long ago fired from. Can someone with more skill on the internet perhaps located and tally all of Kal's articles?

Another ruse by Kal that has utterly failed! What it must be to live a life of utter failure. Perhaps Kal can write about being a failure and that might actually get published in a legitimate paper.  That's a BIG MAYBE though lads!

Sunday, September 11, 2011

To the REAL heroes of 9/11

Lads my heart goes out to the TRUE HEROES of 9/11 and the victims of that murderous day 10 years ago. Let us not forget any time soon the thousands killed. The people that were out and about on what they likely thought would be a normal day. The EXTRAORDINARY passengers of flight 93 that sacrificed their lives to save others. The police officers and the firefighters that rushed in to save lives in turn many of them giving their own. To our BRAVE men and women in the military world wide fighting terrorists and making that ultimate sacrifice.

Do not forget our TRUE HEROES and do not shame their memories with that of the want-to-bes and fakes out there stealing valor. Do not allow miscreant scum to stain the courage and spirit of TRULY BRAVE SOULS who take action and do not sit back pretending and wishing and deceiving by riding the coattails of the dead or those who have actually served.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Kal K. Korff's FELON brother arrested again!!!

Well lads it looks like the "innocent" brother of pretend colonel and fake anti terrorism specialist Kal K. Korff has been arrested AGAIN!!!!  Instead of being arrested for trying to run over a cop it looks like Kal's brother has been arrested for assault and breaking the rules of his parole. I'm sure Kal will be flying in from Prague to do his own investigation and in short order we will all be seeing more madness on youtube from Kal proclaiming his brother's innocence and police corruption. Maybe we all be treated to a fond repeat of Kal writing those insane legal papers again!  ahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Kal Korff FAIL!

SYNDICATED MY ARSE. Kal must have received his "accredited journalist" license from a cereal box prize. I'd asked that bloated sack Kal to post links to his published material and by whom it was published through but we all know this is just more hot air coming out of Kal's own ass.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Judgement dayis coming for Kal K. Korff

You have tried to hide and cover your tracks Kal but you have FAILED! You have tried to change your persona over and over hoping your past would not catch up with you but you have FAILED! Very soon lads there will come an ENTIRE WEBSITE EXPOSING KAL K. KORFF! Very soon the TRUTH will be revealed and Kal K. Korff will have no place to hide!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Kal K. Korff EXPOSED!!!

It looks as though lads we now know where Komrade Kal obtained his sense of fashion.  Many thanks to the comment poster for this. And I see Kal is still arse over tit with his nonsense about being a syndicated writer. This is BLOOMING FALSE lads and we all know it. And then there is Kal and his utter bollocks about the heli crash sadly killing many soldiers from the states.  Kal has tripped all over his own words and silly conclusions about what was really happening. Kal should just leave this sort of stuff to the REAL military people and the REAL intelligence people. You have to be bonkers to think that being a private security guard for a bank is somehow the equivalent to being a REAL soldier or serving in REAL special intelligence. STOP pissing around Kal and be a man and admit that you are a FAKE COLONEL! STOP STEALING VALOR Kal that you have never earned!  Kernal Klown is just that.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Kernal Klown needs to shut the fuck up

Kal K. Korff can't keep his big fucking mouth shut. Kal sas of the recent attack on and killing of part of Navy SEAL Team 6 "Thanks to Basic Failure In Command 101, Obama's lack of leadership facilitated this, he should NOT have re-stationed them in the area to be shit down and turned into a propaganda victory"

So Kal please do tell just what a Wells Fargo security guard who has NEVER served in the military and who poses as a FAKE COLONEL and STEALS VALOR from the REAL heroes on the front lines knows about military leadership?

Just shut the fuck up Kal. You are a nobody in the REAL WORLD and you don;t amount to a shit smear on a Jihadist's toilet seat.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Kal K. Korff is an IDIOT! duh

Thanks to our very own FN lads for this brilliant picture of pretender Kal K. Korff.  ahahahahahahahahahaha

And don't forget about that twat Kal stealing valor from true military personnel by pretending to be a colonel fighting terrorism. Fell free to report Kal for his nefarious activities.

And our very own Santa in a floppie hat has two new videos up!!

Monday, July 25, 2011

Kal K. Korff FAILS to stop Norway attack!

"Kal Korff: My heart goes out to the victims in Norway and their families. What makes this tragedy even more horrible, is that the country has no death penalty."

Kal boasts of being some sort of terrorism expert with a very high IQ. If Kal is such an expert on terrorism and so smart what then kept him from stopping or predicting the latest terror act in Norway? Lads it is because Kal K. Korff is NOT involved in anti terrorism on any level outside his own delusional state.

What is truly concerning here lads is how much Kal and this Norway terrorist have in common.

Monday, July 18, 2011


Well well well lads it looks like Kernal Hypocrite Kal K. Korff has been CAUGHT AGAIN!! No surprise I assure you when it comes to Kal and his self righteous ethics and nonsense. Kal said this in a facebook post "I have NEVER allowed any person I know of not to be a friend of mine just because they are gay or bisexual. This is their personal choice, I DO have friends who are both, I do not discriminate, just like I do NOT care what color a person's skin is, I am also a Jew who has many Muslim friends, and none of them are Islamofascists."

Kal DOES DISCRIMINATE and here is PROOF OF KAL K. KORFF'S HYPOCRISY and HATE!  Kal said he liked Judas Priest lead singer Rob Halford until he found out the chap was gay. I know you're a stupid cunt Kal but let me point out for you that THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!  You no longer like the singer because he is gay. This makes you a BIGOT Kal!!  And this cunt Kal thinks he promotes peace???? Ands with a fake peace organization on top of it all lads.

KAL K. KORFF EXPOSED AS A BIGOT!  Kernal Hate strikes again.

Monday, July 11, 2011


The latest from Kernal Koward and King of Hatred Kal K. Korff.............""California Orders Gay History in Textbooks" Kal Korff: This is a moral disgrace, typical of California. It should NOT matter what their sexual preferences are, no one deserves "special treatment" because they swing whatever ways they choose. They should be "celebrated" based on what they did as HUMANS, not what kind of "sex" they prefer. Why not celebrate now the "achievements" of those into bondage, S&M, or swingers? Disgusting, sorry."

Sorry???? What does that twat Kal mean by saying sorry??? This is Kal feeling guilty about his stance because he knows it is WRONG TO HATE but he does it anyway. Kal PRETENDS to promote peace but it is clear here lads that Kal does believe in equal rights and peace for all.  Kal K. Korff is a PROMOTER OF HATE AND INTOLERANCE AND INJUSTICE. Gays have been persecuted, executed, tortured and targeted by HATE for hundreds of years. But do not bother telling Kal "Mr.Hate" Korff about that because the history of such atrocities matters not to him. I think Kal is sexually repressed and frustrated and FULL OF HATE. Kal thinks it is okay to pose with what appears to be a whore in the woods and to degrade women as lesser beings but thinks he is some kind of advocate for peace and understanding?????????  Kal K. Korff is a HYPOCRITE. Wake up Kal and get with the modern era of peace and understanding you fucking ignorant asshole.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Kal K. Korff is a TERRORIST!!

While Kernal Kooky pretends to fight against terrorist the reality is that Kal is a terrorist on the internet through his website and his youtube videos where he declares to be suing or reporting people or is going to have them arrested. Let us revisit some of those grand delusions by looking at the very words from Kal himself.

Straight from Kal's own website.  If memory serves there never was any prosecution and Kal's brother was sentenced to prison after being found GUILTY of trying to assault the police.

No lawsuits and nothing ever happened. Another CONvenient lie from website terrorist Kal.
Once again lads nothing ever happened even though Kal on with promises.
No police complaint was ever filed. this is utter nonsense.

This ray Santilli chap must get a lot of laughs from Kal. There are SO MANY LIES Kal has published.  gander on lads gander on.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Kal K. Korff comments

Share any idiotic comments made by Kernal Kolon that you have seen or received.  I loved this classic bit of utter rubbish from Kal "In America, when some women learned I did not own a car they were suddenly “not interested” in me. Then when they later found
out that I had a driver who drove me around as part of his job and who also worked as an occasional bodyguard for me, suddenly, they were “very interested".

Kal can barely afford the rail these days.  ahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha  A car and a bodyguard? hhhhaaaahahahahaaahaahahahahahahaaahahhahaha  Please Kal just stop with the delusions you nutty wanker.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Kal K. Korff EXPLOITS Holocaust Children!

Conniving Kal K. Korff has again decided to again try to make someone out to be a racist by using examples of Jewish children being killed during the Holocaust in a desperate self serving attempt to gain notoriety!! Kal has tried to derail a best selling book and place himself in a spotlight by accusing the author of the book of incompetence. I won't go into detail here lads about the book but Kal is clearly trying to regain his former glory and is willing to do it at the cost of Holocaust victims. SHAME ON YOU KAL! We all know this isn't the first time Kal has used the victims of tyranny and hate for his own selfish needs.

Kal turned tail and ran from a debate on a radio program with Kevin Randle and Kal had the audacity to use  the memorial site of Czech victims for his BOGUS excuse of why he was too much of a coward to face Kevin Randle. Kal has a bad habit of exploiting the tragedies of others for his own selfish needs and in this case Kal is EXPLOITING CHILD VICTIMS of the Holocaust in a vain and desperate attempt to reinsert himself into the spotlight. Kal has not published a book since last century! Kal has LOST his job as a writer for a free advertising newspaper! Kal IS NOT an accredited journalist because there is no such thing. Kal is a shameless self promoter who will stop at nothing including EXPLOITING MURDERED CHILDREN for his own selfishness.  SHAME ON YOU KAL!!!

BREAKING NEWS!! KAL K. KORFF IS TAKEN TO TASK BY KEVIN RANDLE!   Read all about it here lads. And printed on Kal's beloved UFO Matrix website which is the only place that will give Kal any regular attention.  Onward Kevin!!  Onward!!