Monday, February 28, 2011

NEW!!! The OFFICIAL Kal Is an IDIOT Youtube channel!!!!!!

To all the Korffing lads out there here is our very own channel courtesy of the one and only FN!!!

This channel has the utterly ace interviews EXPOSING Kal K. Korff that were heard on Don Ecker's Dark matter radio show with our own EXCLUSIVE not yet broadcast on Dark Matters where F1 racer tells the world his story about Kal K. Korff impersonating a chief financial officer in order to allegedly STEAL electronic goods!!

In response to the first show EXPOSING Kal K. Korff it looks like Kal has shut down his websites and impersonated a barrister to issue a FALSE THREAT to Don Ecker!! ahahahahhhaaahhhaaaahahaha!!

Kal K. Korff has been EXPOSED on a worldwide level!!  I understand the media here in Prague will also be publishing in several papers here stories EXPOSING Kal!!  I also hear that the Czech police are looking for Kal and that criminal charges and deportation are not too far down the road here.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Kernal Klown still making empty threats

It looks like some things never do and never will change there lads. Blowhard bollocking loud mouth Kal K. Korff has let fly a barrage of laughably new threats to sue again. Don Ecker who hosted a public information session with some of Kal's victims says he has received an email from someone claiming to be from a law office in California. Don points out that the email was sent through some sort of anonymous service but it is obvious it was sent by Kal K. Korff.  A pathetic attempt by Kal to continue stalking and harassing one of his victims. By doing such a thing Kal has ILLEGALLY impersonated someone and has a used a computer for CRIMINAL purposes.

Kal posted this on facebook "I was just told by my lawyers that we have every LEGAL right, to start billing "Desperate Don" Ecker for the legal docs now being made against him, including the first Cease and Desist letters and Demands for Formal Retraction and Renouncement. They told me that within 14 days, Ecker WILL receive his notices, and also a bill for each one. Should Ecker refuse to comply and pay, it will only cost him more. Praise YHWH."

Kal you bloated twat! Barristers do not get to instantly bill someone they do not represent!  And the barrister to which Kal claims is representing him only does mediation and business case. That fucking idiot Kal cannot even bother checking his facts before anonymously sending his own threat! ahahahahahahaha!!  And Kal you do know that when you add the letter S to something such as the word lawyer that means more than 1 lawyer? The barrister you pretend to be representing practises alone!!  You fuckwit numbnutted cunt Kal! You really are that stupid Kal!!! This what Kal sent to Don and Kal actually thinks anyone is going to take this as anything but more bollocks? ahahahahahhhhaaaaa!!!  YOU ARE A JOKE KAL!

Mr. Ecker.

This is OFFICIAL notice to notify you that you are being SUED for LIBEL, SLANDER, AND DEFAMATION OF COLONEL KAL K KORFF.

You have been warned many many times to CEASE your LIES and SLANDER against Colo.Korff, yet you REFUSE TO DO SO.

You have left Colonel Korff with NO CHOICE but to press charges against you, in a court of LAW and bring you to JUSTICE.

We will also be issuing a restraining order against Cyberstaion usa to STOP THEM from broadcasting your amateurish attempt at a radio show.

We have also notified several newspapers of your SUPPORT OF TORTURE AND YOUR THREAT TO WATERBOARD COLONEL KAL KORFF.


Law Office of Robert D. Coviello
31815 Camino Capistrano, Suite 19
San Juan Capistrano, CA 92675

Phone: (949) 429-7500
Fax: (949) 429-7505

No actual and professional barrister would ever bother with such rubbish.  YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE KAL.   Also Kal you need to actually have enough money to hire a barrister and everyone knows you are living spare these days jumping from flat to flat hiding out. Only an extremist coward and hater like Kal K. Korff would ever send an anonymous message like this. Only a fucking fruitcake like Kal would drag Mr. Coviello into Kal's twisted and sick little fantasy without regard for anyone else. And just remember Kal that these anonymous email companies will not protect your identity when you commit a crime like criminal impersonation and stalking. While there might be humor now and then about Kal K. Korff it is my opinion that he has the potential to be a dangerous lunatic and this latest in a long list of stalking and harassment Kal has made against his victims is usually where nutjobs start making plans to get even. Kal K. Korff is turning into a religious extremist if you have not noticed. Just like the Jihandists Kal pretends to fight Kal K. Korff is no better than any of them.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Kal K. Korff FAIL! FAIL!! FAIL!!!

So lads the big news has been dropped like a bomb right on Kal's pointy head that Don Ecker is going to do a 2 hour show FULLY EXPOSING Kal K. Korff!!

And just Kal not to miss a chance to open his big mouth and let out some threats Kal tossed out his usual legal nonsense about Don Ecker being served with legal papers in 2 hours. Here is what Conniving Kal said " I start legal/criminal proceedings against "Desperate" Don Ecker in 2-3 wks. Ecker gets his first formal notice, in compliance with CA State Laws, in two hours. Ecker is Xposed in a new show which airs February 28th on the web. Among its highlights are my secret trip to the Indian/Pakistani border last year to test nanodust. It includes those who went with me and were secretly involved. They testify on camera :-)"

 That chap Don Ecker said "Hello all you fellow Korffer's. I see that you are aware of my little show scheduled for Friday, February 25th, here in Southern California. I was just advised that Kolonel Nut-job is now "starting legal proceedings" against me, and I will be served in two hours. Okay-dokey. As I write this the time is Thursday, Feb. 24th at 3:22 PM Pacific Standard Time. That means that I should be served "legal papers" by, and I will give our boy Kalvin the addtional 8 minutes, until 5:30 PM Pacific. I will report back then."

Time came and went and there has been no notice of any kind served to Don Ecker other than the ramblings of Kal Korff via the internet. ahahahahahahahahhhaaaahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!

But then poor dumb desperate Kal Korff cannot even bother to check his facts before he ASSumes that F1 racer will be on the show. Kal said "UFO extremist "Desperate" Don Ecker is featuring cyberstalker "F1Racer" on his show, isn't it amazing? This guy is being pursued by Czech police, Ecker is in good company. While they might "deny" it, the first police doc proving it, debuts Feb 28th and will be posted across the web. Leave it to Ecker to feature stalkers who threaten to "kill" people. It says all we need to know about Ecker, who also endorses torture." This from Kal who claims to be involved in assassinated terrorists.

Kal K. Korff gets CAUGHT AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!!! For someone with such a high IQ it seems that poor confused Kal cannot even keep simple facts straight before he ASSumes so much. Kal starts with the bollocks again about the police and legal threats and again Kal FAILS to deliver! ahahahahhhaaaaa!!!

We all know that the police ARE NOT involved.  We all know there IS NOT going to be any lawsuit. We all know there NEVER HAS BEEN and that there NEVER WILL BE. There is NO nanodust. Kal IS NOT involved in counter terrorism.  Kal IS NOT an accredited journalist and cannot make you one. Kal IS NOT a colonel.   Everyone knows that Kal K. Korff has done one thing and one thing only and that is FAIL. Kal you should change your name to FAIL.

So tune in tomorrow 10:pm Pacific time in the states to listen. It is over Kal. ahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Kal K. Korff EXPOSED!!!!

Well now lads it looks like Kal K. Korff has reached the end of his rope. I know a little about this program and it will be utterly ace!! This Don Ecker chap is doing an entire program with various people exposing Kal's fantasies and lies once and all. Don't miss it!!!!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Kal K. Korff giving the little general a spank?

Dekko here if you dare lads!! Fancying his own knob? A little hanky panky with the little general? The only thing I know is that I am psychologically damaged for life now. Even the bravest ofthe brave venturing into this territory will be wishing they could dig their own eyes out with a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

“I’m getting married to an Indian Princess! Yippee!!!”

Well there lads our very own FN has done it again!!! Read on lads to see more of poor dumb and desperate Kal K. Korff EXPOSED!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! The photo is just sickening. I wonder how Kal paid her? Perhaps with a free ipad? Maybe he promised her an autographed paperback from him was worth a lot of money. hahahahahahahaaa!!!! Read on now what our fellow FN has revealed!!!!!

Here’s the breakdown on this whopper of a lie.

About a year ago, while Korff was still communicating with “Tina” before he had a melt down after Tina’s daughter called out Korff as an egotist, telling him she “didn’t give a shit about his real or made up terrorist fighting activities”, and after Korff “played” Tina and the daughter in a manner we will deal with at a later date, Korff fought back by sending out this e-mail salvo in the effort to make Tina jealous.

e-mail edited for length (of course) but not content, of course.

Subject: from Kal, quick update, hope you are well
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2010 20:57:30 +0530
CC: Tina’s Daughter
To: Tina

Message 1: Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. After I return from field testing the nanodust I have created at the Pakistani-Afghan border, (you know, the stuff - Tina’s Daughter named removed - "doesn't care about"), I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants. Turns out the Governor of this region next to Pakistan here is a Jew, India's first in government. Ever since Mumbai attacks, Israel and India are best friends now. The Jew thing is taking off here, it is truly YHWH's blessings.

Message 2: I have accepted a wedding proposal from Princess Kumar of India. I had no idea. YHWH has truly blessed me. Praise YHWH. I know that this news may not please you, but I MUST do what YHWH has commanded. Kal

(Side Note: Korff makes huge mistake here; he claims that he created the nanodust in the field, in his traveling lab, between paintball games, evidently.)

Now, that’s a whopper of a message from our favorite Walter Mitty wanna be, Kalvin Karlton Korff. I’ve done a bit of research into this claim and here’s what I uncovered.

From the beginning of this ruse, Korff got the very foundation of the lie, wrong. Kumari means Princess, this is the feminine usage of the word, Kumar is the masculine usage of the word.

The definition of the word Kumari: Gender: Girl ~ Origin: Sanskrit ~ Meaning: Youthful ~ Origin: Indian ~ Pronunciation: ku mah ree)

The term Kumari is commonly added to a female name as the middle name and as a term of affection. Many women have the name "Kumari" in their name for no other reason than sited above, and certainly not for a reason of royalty.

Further reading on Indian names and the name Kumar and why and how it’s used:

Knowing nothing of Indian culture, a web site was contacted and the admin was very helpful.

Here’s what the educated admin had to say about my query into Korff’s claims.

My original e-mail:


What a wonderful website! I’m researching the claims of a person, and he’s mentioned a “Princess Kumar of India”. This person is living a fantasy life; always making wild claims, etc. I’m working on his background in the hopes of writing an article on him, maybe a short story, maybe a screen play? I’m not sure where this may lead? Below you will find a message he sent to a contact of mine. If possible, could you elaborate on his claims? Is there a Princess Kumar of India? Has there ever been, at any time? This person is a Westerner, of dubious note. Would it even be feasible that a Princess from India (any Princess) would contact a man, a foreigner, or a fellow Indian, and propose marriage to him? Is this even possible in Indian society?

Thank you very much for your time.


----- Original Message -----
From: Kamat's Potpourri
To: FN
Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:32 AM
Subject: Re: "Princess Kumar of India"

Most certainly a fantasy / imagination.

This person may not be of Indian origin either -- Kumar is masculine name (Kumari would be feminine)

And the follow up e-mail

----- Original Message -----
From: Kamat's Potpourri
To: FN
Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 7:09 AM
Subject: Re: "Princess Kumar of India"

Proposal to a stranger, certainly not possible?

However, proposal to a foreigner, fellow Indian is possible by prior familiarity or arrangement.

BTW, there are no more princesses today. Not in India.

And here’s where Korff makes another damning mistake. Korff’s own words:

“Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants. “

So, this Princess with the male indicator calls Korff and requests a meeting (presumably making the call herself?) and she gives no reason for the call or the meeting other than, “Please, Kalvin, and come out and see me.” I read this, if it were true as, no familiarity with Korff and no family arrangement.

A quick search on the web comes up with no Princess Kumar of India that would fit the bill as Korff states. In fact, the first result to come up is the definition of Kumar and Kumari. Korff should have done a little research before he boastfully made the claim and ultimately lashed back with this lie is his feeble and immature attempt to regain his manly hood after being so thoroughly trounced and put in his place by a teen aged girl.

A look at Korff’s Face Book page shows no mention of being engaged, a wife or children - Interested: In Women

As of February 2011, Korff has made no more mention or remarks about his Princess, his son from a previous, failed marriage, or any number of past claims; forever lost in the haze of lies that is the life and times of Kalvin Karlton Korff.

More truth, based on Korff lies, to come.


Friday, February 18, 2011

Kal Korff rotten to the core

Steve Jobs is not looking for a blow job from you Kal. Please stop trying to suck Apple off. It will do you no good and they will never hire you again. You were a lowly tech support person who from what I understand snaked your way into Claris. But when your bloody lack of actual skill became known you apparently took the low road out of flood as quick as you could. ahahahhhhhhaaaahahaha

And not one lad you have threatened with police action has ever received anything from the police. Stop LYING Kal and stop trying to bully these chaps around with your bollocks about the police showing up. It will never happen because it is not true. The Czech police are on to you Kal. Be careful what you blurt out. ahahahhhhaaaa

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Kal Korff's "promises"

Far too many broken promises to list here lads. Where are the free ipads Kalvin?