Saturday, November 16, 2013

Photo Lies - JFK
and a nobody named
Kal K. Korff

We once again look into the image lies of Kal K. Korff. Korff's Facebook profile image has been changed quite a bit lately. As we post new mash-ups taken from those images, Korff visits this blog and he changes the image again.

Korff never posts a current image of himself... Could it be that Korff hates himself as much as we loath him? Yes, this would be true. How else to explain Korff leaving the US in 2000 and taking up residency in a 3rd world country. He hated himself so much that he found it a positive move to leave the US and hide on the internet from his country, his family and the few friends he had.

Korff appeared in a Fox broadcast; The Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: Secrets Finally Revealed, in 1999. Korff took a video frame grab from this broadcast to use it as his “new” profile image. Sorry Korff you ain’t fooling nobody.

If you’d like to see the “impact” the 20 years of Korff’s “work” has left on the world, do an internet search on his JFK work, his claimed OJ Simpson work and on his various television appearances. You’ll find very little reference to Korff. Even with the “The Worlds Greatest Hoaxes: Secrets Finally Revealed” broadcast, he’s not listed in the credits.

Damn that’s gotta hurt.

Over the coming week (November 22, 1963), while the world rehashes the JKF assassination, keep a look out for any reference to Kal K. Korff. We very much doubt you’ll see or hear any mention at all of our Village Idiot.

BONUS: We've posted the latest Korff JFK rant taken from facebook a few days ago. Take a look.


Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: The back of JFK's head was NOT "blown out." The REAL "Magic" bullet is the DISTORTED ONE CONspiracy nuts foist on the public, always insisting things were done in six seconds or less, despite no evidence to back it up.

Here's reality. Exactly how JFK was really killed was exposed on November 22, 1993 in a one hour TV episode dedicated to it on CNN's Larry King Live. I know because I was the main guest, had done a then 16 year study on the murder, put the contents of the top bestselling books into a series of databases, compared them, found that one of the biggest problems with them is that contained CIRCULAR references.

I was also the first person it seems to have done early 3D computer reconstructions, found the moment the lapel flipped up in Connally's suit proving it was ONE bullet indeed, (no it did NOT zig zag and the other BS Stone and hoers like Garrison just made up by making 2D drawings from misread 3D imagery), I debated former House Select Committee on Assassinations investigator Gaeton Fonzi and cleaned his clock. He was pro conspiracy first.

Couldn't even let go of obvious falsehoods like the placement of the bullet hole in JFK's jacket and shirt, despite many images proving they were both bunched up right before the shooting.

I can go on and on but it won't matter to CONspiracy nuts. They're not interested in facts.

Stone is among the worst, six shots "three shooters" - what's next, we never went to the Moon I guess!

The work I did and was featured on the CNN show has since been verified and independently confirmed by several researchers and firms over the years. It has been confirmed because it was correct, one great thing about facts is that they can be independently verified.

After this 50th anniversary as I collect the BS spewed forth this year, I am putting it all into a book for exposure. It is a follow up to a two part video which I did right after the CNN show and a series of lectures where all of this nonsense is exposed.

The real truth has long been available, and because people watch hollywood movies where blanks are used, they wrongly "think" that people always fall backwards when shot. No, they don't.

And in Kennedy's case, his head movement and enlargements of the Zapruder film, combined with ballistics, forensics and 3D reconstructions the case was solved decades ago.

Liars and deniers and people being fooled by wrong info (but well intentioned) keep perpetuating this myth.

Here's reality:

Anonymous said...

"After this 50th anniversary as I collect the BS spewed forth this year, I am putting it all into a book for exposure."

Way to get that marketing right Korff. After the 50th, after the 50th... let that sink in Korff.

Oh that's right, you don't need the money since you have $25 million and a 500 book deal.

You fucking liar.

Anonymous said...

Here's reality for you, Kal:

-You were never invited back to the Larry King Show because after the broadcast the producers and Larry all smelled the bullshit oozing out of you a mile away.

-You did not original work on the JFK assassination. None. Zip. Zero. You simply took the work of others and morphed into your own.

-No legitimate or mainstream publisher will come within 10 miles of you or your crazy. You're such a lunatic that Kinko's won;t even let you self publish.

-You were never involved in the OJ Simpson case on any level aside from watching it all on the news and making up stories about assisting the L.A. state prosecutors office with their investigation and you certainly have no credentials that qualify you as an expert witness. Jesus, Kal, you don;t even have a community college degree! For that matter you've been caught in so many lies that nobody would be dumb enough to call as you as a witness in anything. Just look at how badly you fucked your own brother's lawsuit, you stupid fuck!

-You never worked for the CIA or any other intelligence agency. Just stop lying about this, Kal, it makes you look dumber than you already are. Yes, Kal, you're as handicapped as you look.

-So, Kal, you want to publish a 50th anniversary book on the JFK assassination? Oh, dear god, please! Kal, you might want to finish the other book you've been working on for almost 15 years now. You remember that one, don't you? Secret Wars? Terrorism book? Oh, shit, never mind. I almost forgot your publisher finally figured out what a fucking nut you are and won;t have anything else to do with you!

-Just fall on your sword, Kal. Admit it was all a lie from the start and plead for mercy. Trust me, it really is the only card you have left to play considering your already 50 cards short a deck.

Jimmy D said...

Three days to go to the biggest day of your life, Karlton. The 50th anniversary of the death of a man you never met when you were aged one.

We are awaiting your grand Facebook pronouncement with awe and trepidation.

What a pathetic creature you are, "Colonel".

You are scum, Karlton. Lying scum.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet Kal has a picture of JFK he jacks off to.

Jimmy D said...

Tomorrow's the big day, Karlton.

Hope you're gearing up to bore your FB "friends"* silly with your piss and wind.

*And us too - via our Facebook mole.

Anonymous said...

Posted many hours ago. One Like and Korff thanked that Liker.

Way to go Korff. Setting that Facebook universe on fire.

Kal Korff: Hi everyone. Here's an article which appears in the Daily Post newspaper today, I hope you like it.

Final Verdict - JFK's Murder SOLVED!

This article is a brief summary of the facts behind Kennedy's assassination, it exposes several myths and proves how many shots were fired and who the assassin was. Kal Korff has studied Kennedy's assassination for 36 years and counting. His expertise and unique study was featured on CNN's Larry King...

Max Pruden likes this.

Kal Korff Thanks, Max! Hope you are well.

Anonymous said...

As many of you know, Korff has used and changed (many times) his "copyright" footer and the date he's used. Well, here's another one and, notice that he states that "Fair Use" doesn't apply to his material.

So Korff can post and report on the material from others but nobody can post and report on his material.

This new Copyright footer was posted along with Korff's rehash "article" of his JFK work.

The following material was sent to this Korffer by another Korffer for the purpose of reporting and commenting on. Fair Use implied, used and referred to.

Copyright © 1977-PRESENT by Kal K. Korff - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. No part of this content may be reproduced in any form nor by any means without the express, written consent of Kal Korff. “Fair use,” does NOT apply. By reading this document, you willingly agree to be legally bound by its terms and conditions as specified here. Violators of this policy will have a felony DMCA Copyright infringement notice filed against them with law enforcement. First time offenders may be fined up to $500,000, imprisoned for five years, or both. For repeat offenders, the maximum penalty increases to a fine of $1,000,000, imprisonment for up to ten years, or both. This is a DMCA protected document, illegal copying and/or reproduction of its contents are tracked on the Internet and reported to law enforcement accordingly.

Anonymous said...

A search on the web regarding the Fair Use issue clarifies it a bit. To this end, Korff's over long, wordy and threatening Copyright statement means nothing in a court of law.

Korff's reference to the DMCA et al and his hope that by reading his work and copyright statement, you agree to his made up punishments, is bullshit, plain and simple.

Question: You can deny fair use by including a disclaimer.

Fair use is a right granted to the public on all copyrighted work. Fair use rights take precedence over the author's interest. Thus the copyright holder cannot use a non-binding disclaimer, or notification, to revoke the right of fair use on works. However, binding agreements such as contracts or licence agreements may take precedence over fair use rights.

Unknown said...

I wrote a rebuttal to Korff's execrable JFK lecture at the Fortean Times Unconvention on my website

Anonymous said...

Thanks very much Unknown....


Anonymous said...

Korffing Facebook Update

Regarding the JFK post from above... 2 Likes in 8 hours.

Epic Fail, as expected.

Unknown said...

Re: JFK lecture at the Unconvention:

You're welcome, glad to expose this guy's shoddy work.

Paul Lee (aka Unknown)

Jimmy D said...

"Copyright © 1977-PRESENT by Kal K. Korff ... [first time violators] may be fined up to $500,000, imprisoned for five years, or both. For repeat offenders, the maximum penalty increases to a fine of $1,000,000, imprisonment for up to ten years, or both."

Oh what? Oh, purlease, Kalvin!

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff doesn't amount to a herpes sore on Oswald's dick. The JFK assassination is just one more stab Kal has taken at achieving wealth and fame, and he failed just like in every venture he takes to twist around and make his own.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, 50 years since the JFK murder and where do I read about the "famous" Kalvin K Korff? Is he mentioned in all the massive media on Kennedy anywhere? Even a passing nod? Anywhere?? Sorry about that ... nope, not anywhere. Well, except here of course. And what do we read about Kalvin K Korff? Well, not much except what a raging total DICKHEAD he is. Nothing on S 3, nothing on nano-dust, nothing much about Kal's service to human kind with his endevors with Apple ...

Kal, I suppose we can only conclude you have been not much more than a total, absolute FUCKING WASTE.

Having turkey on Thursday Kal? Hmm? Nah, didn't think so.

Jimmy D said...

Thanksgiving with the troops this year, Karlton? Hmmm?

You lying piece of dung. Dear God, how I despise you.

Anonymous said...

Facebook Korffing Update

Korff has posted very little over the last 24 hours.

Maybe he heart broken that nobody responded to his JFK posts, etc?

Life for Korff must not be very fun or kind.

Karma's a bitch, poor behavior bites you back, as Korff has found out.

Anonymous said...

All you have to do is stop, Kal.

Just stop.

Think about it.

Anonymous said...

It is often rewarding to do a bit of surfing on the web in years past. Our favorite Village Idiot has left a trail of his slip shod and exceedingly sloppy "research" all over the place. This example is from the UFO Updates List that Korff used back then. You could tell when Korff had been around, your trash cans were knocked over, garbage all over your yard and your female dog was pregnant.

>From: Kal K. Korff
>Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 17:01:51 EDT
>Fwd Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 17:15:16 -0400
>Subject: Re: Meier Pictures

>According to Meier and those dumb enough to _still_ believe in
>him, Meier has a small pond surrounded by various one arm made
>(Meier made) "crystals" of various bright colors. These
>crystals, according to Meier's people at his cult, are aligned
>and tuned into the right vibrational frequencies so as to
>protect Meier from harm, danger and people with bad intentions,
>such as those that want to expose the truth about him, etc.

>But back to the Pleiadian Physics. Meier is protected by this
>crystal garden and therefore all bullets are going to miss him
>and go astray and befuddle even the best of the dreaded

Hi List,

When I asked a member of Meier's group whether this was true, he
answered that the water pond Korff is discussing here has no
esoteric meaning at all and that Korff's Pleidian Physics story
is fantasy.

Nevertheless, thanks to Kal Korff, for bringing this particular
false claim in his book _Spaceships of the Pleiades: the Billy
Meier story_ (pp. 90-91) to my attention, it has been added to
the online overview of errors, distortions and other sorts of
disinformation which can be found in the previously mentioned
book. The overview can be found at the following URLs:

Anonymous said...

Nothing much to report. Korff's just not the same loon that he was, at least in public, and this is a very sad thing if you're looking for lunatic Korff posts and videos to pass your holiday time away.

Sometimes I do wish for the days of 2007 and 2010, those Korff lunatic days....

How's your holiday passing through Korff?

Got your family with you?

Your princess wife washing your feet?

Your friends at work asking you to the pub to throw back a few?

Didn't think so.

Almost at the end of another year in the wasted life of Kal K. Korff.

Lying Lair.

Brit_in_Prague said...

I agree.

I long for you to just, well, "go off on one."


Vermin. Dirtbag. Scum.

Anonymous said...

Facebook Korffing Update

Korff's been posting his "articles" all day on FB.

Nobody's really responding, as is usual.

Nobody cares, as is usual.

Poor little Kal. Begging for attention and respect and getting zero.

Happy Thanksgiving Kal.

Remember to remember which hand you ate with and which hand you're wiping with... or does it really matter... it all tastes the same to you.

Ass wipe


Jimmy D said...

Kalvin, if you would only close your Facebook account, we'd have nothing to write about.

This blog would go into hibernation (but be poised to instantly re-activate should you ever have the temerity to poke your head above the cyber-parapet).

Think about it - all you have to do is to close your Facebook account.

That's it. Nothing else.

Think about it. That's all I'm saying - just think about it.

Yours in loathing,

Jimmy D

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Kal, you sad little bitch. So, is your Indian princess and genius son cooking a turkey or are you out in the desert playing around with empty glass vials and yourself?

Anonymous said...

That last post pretty well sums Korff's life up.

Sad sack.


Lying liar.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: Last year I was unable to find some turkey for Thanksgiving in India, so I had chicken instead. This year I was able to find it in India (I have no idea why Indians don't grow more turkeys, it makes no logical sense, they have instead these small chickens) and last night I enjoyed it. Had what was leftover for breakfast/lunch today.

In India lettuce is sometimes also hard to find, they love cabbage more instead, but I also found some of that and was glad. I've always loved salads.

I remember the first time I tried to buy turkey in Prague, I was able to get it my first year there, took it home, went to cook it only to discover that the Communist era Czech ovens were TOO SMALL for me to put the turkey inside it! I lived at that time in a Communist era Panelak style apartment.

So I had to cut it into pieces and cook only parts of it at a time, which ruined the whole point. Never had thanksgiving "in peaces" before

It was funny at the time but one of those unexpected things.

Now I have to try to work off what I will undoubtedly gain around my waist, a side effect of a good thanksgiving.

Anonymous said...

Banal and facile ... see his pugnosed face.

Anonymous said...

So how long do you think it will be before Kal claims he had something to do with the probe that India sent to Mars?

Anonymous said...

"Thanksgiving with the troops."

Stolen valour.

You should hang your head in shame, Korff.

You are a disgrace to your country.

Rot in hell. Or in India. Whatever.

Anonymous said...

Close your Facebook account, Kalvin. Then we'll have nothing to write about.

Do it, Kalvin.

Anonymous said...

Pretty much. I am reading his Roswell book and there's more to report.

Names, places, claims and most interesting to me, the opportunity to make claims or at least to reference claims; fighting terror since 1979, Atomic Bomb Kid, and many more.

Korff never brings specific claims up when given a chance to blow his own horn.

He does mention that he was working as a “free-agent” for various governments, police departments, his OJ claim, etc.

Most of these claims are made in answer to questions Korff asks himself (gee, haven’t seen that self-aggrandizing tool before have we... Youtube et al.)

There’s good Korffing info in this otherwise poorly written and mostly cribbed from other sources, “book”.

Merry Christmas Korff.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: Yet another reason I cannot support Clinton, he's such a liar. Remember, folks, he never had sex with that woman, right?

Brit_in_Prague said...

"Kal Korff: Yet another reason I cannot support Clinton, he's such a liar."

Pot, kettle, methinks.

You're such a liar, Korff. You are such scum. How can you live with yourself?

Anonymous said...

Say it ain't so! Kal K. Korff's Facebook page is locked down tight! I wonder way....

Peter Lynn Martin: Hey Kal, you don't allow people to post articles to your wall except comment so I write here.

Anonymous said...

No great mystery why his page is locked down. Korff is an abject coward, period. For all his talk, all his bluster, all his bullshit, Korff is simply and at heart a sniveling coward. EOS.

Anonymous said...

Yes he is. I have even more interesting and obvious Korffing material to post over the holiday. In short, he seems to hold his family at an arms length, to put it lightly.

From what I've been reading, his station in life now has been since high school.

Jimmy D said...

So what did Peter Lynn Martin have to say? Anything interesting?

Anonymous said...

You are pure evil, Korff.

Jimmy D said...

Hoping for a YouTube appearance from Santa in a Floppy Hat, FN.

Many thanks for a great year's Korffing.

Anonymous said...

Ho! Ho! Ho!! Santa in a Floppy Hat! Oh Yes ..PLEASSSSE!! We want Santa in a Floppy Hat!! Slip down that chimney Santa! I got the cookies and milk jus' waiting Santa!!

Anonymous said...

Mince pies, turkey, carols ... and a SIAFH video. All part of my Christmas.

You are scum, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Has The Great Man pronounced on that other Great Man (Mandela) yet?

Anonymous said...

Actually, Korff, how about you resist the urge to opine on this occasion? Just this once, turd worm.

Anonymous said...

Facebook Korffing Update

Kal Korff: Before more Republicans trip all over themselves in the rush to praise Mandela, everyone should know that Ronald Reagan said he was a "terrorist" and that the African National Congress which he headed was for years officially declared to be a "terrorist organization."

Isn't it great, folks, how the GOP doesn't mention any of this nor how they, as a party, felt about Mandela for many years?

While this is an inconvenient truth, it is the truth.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for those sage thoughts, "Colonel". Now get back in your hole.

Anonymous said...

Facebook Korffing Update

Notice, please to please use his FB account to message him. Way not Korff?


In any case, I guess Korff's moved on to FB vetted "articles" having never finished that Occupiers promised "article"....

Lying liar

Kal Korff: Hi everyone. I'd like to do a short survey, real simple. Please message me via Facebook if you want to be part of it.

We were "promised" by the Obama administration that the average amount of SAVINGS under ObamaCare would be $2,500.

I would like to hear from those who signed up for ObamaCare, web site permitting you to of course, how much YOU ARE SAVING, what the amount is?

I'll post the results on this FB page.


Anonymous said...

Hey Santa (in a floppy hat), can we look forward to your annual appearance? Hmm...? Can hardly wait!!!

Anonymous said...

He says most probably...

Anonymous said...

Oh how I pine for the days of 2007 to 2010.

So much entertainment.

So many claims.

So many lies.

And now... like it never happened.

What genius son?
What nanodust?
What book or series of books.
What article on the Occupiers?
What lawsuit against (you choose)?

Dream a little dream Korff.

Lying Liar.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but all that is thanks to this blog.

God bless FN and KIAI.

God damn Korff to eternal hellfire.

Anonymous said...

And God Bless Big Don Ecker.

Anonymous said...

Notice Korff trying to take a more liberal stance here, a caring stance.

Not a chance fat boy.

Kal K. Korff hates gays. He has zero tolerance for gays. He has shown this side of himself and we've reported on it, many, many times.

Lying liar.

Kal Korff: Well, India's Supreme Court just ruled that homosexuality is illegal, upholding the law here. Vladimir Putin would be proud!

Anonymous said...

Evil. Lying. Scum.

Does the name Vojtech ring any bells, "Colonel"?

I haven't forgotten. I will never forget.

Anonymous said...

Just sitting here thinking about our favorite Village Idiot .. and it hit me AGAIN. No one knows that he is alive (at last report) except us .. his Kal is an Idiot fanbase. No korff url, FB page locked down tighter than my grandma's nighty, no radio interviews, no newspaper clippings, nada. All he has is his tiny group of FB "friends" including our FB spies .. to coin Obama .. PERIOD. Ah korff, those glory days eh? Back when you were posting vid's on U Tube like a maniac, prattling on about your impending lawsuits, your "break thru" nano dust tech, all that good stuff ... years ago. What do you have left except stepping around cow dung? Huh? Nothing you asshole. And ... it was all "self-inflicted" huh? What do you think of when you get up in the morning and look at yourself in a mirror moron? How you ripped off computers in the CZ? How you took advantage of people that thought you were there to help him and his people? You are simply a POS, PERIOD. Mom send you any rupee's lately? Getting ready for Christmas yet? Gonna have turkey or ham with the troops? Asswipe ...

Anonymous said...

I find the last post very Holiday worthy.

That kind of wrap up makes me proud to call myself a Korffer, for life.

Come on Santa, please make a visit!

Anonymous said...

Delete your Facebook account, Korff. That's all you have to do.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: Sorry, none of these "perfect" women do it for me, I love my wife!

Brit_in_Prague said...

We all know you don't have a wife, Korff.

Stop lying.

Anonymous said...

Kal K. Korff, hater of the Gay, and lying about it. Run you fat fuck, we will never let the world not know the truth about you.

Kal Korff: Hi everyone. In today's paper I am honored to report that I have two articles. The first is an OpEd piece on the recent Supreme Court decision in India ruling that homosexuality is a criminal act, punishable by as much as ten years in prison.

The law dates from 1860 and was passed by the British at the time.

People in India are very upset over this, so now the politicians are bending over backwards to say they will change the law. The article also briefly reviews milestones in gay rights achieved this year, and what various laws are on this subject in different countries.

Things have been turning upside down in India politically lately, the ruling party has lost four states now in four elections, Indians are really engaged and their attitude seems to be increasingly, "Throw the bumps out."

Now, if only American voters will do the same thing when they get to speak up with their votes in the upcoming election soon!

Hope you enjoy the piece. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

The Village Idiot wrote:

"Hope you enjoy the piece. Thanks!"

Who Korff, all FOUR of your FB friends? Damn man, (and my use of man is simply symbolic) are you freaking serious? Just who in hell do you think actually reads your drivel? No one, that's who. You are a world wide ... wait for it ... ZERO. And if I could use the term "negative zero", I would. FUCKING MORON....

Anonymous said...

Santa in a Floppy Hat checks in with this little item....

"As many of you know, Korff checked out and pretty much stopped all of his Village Idiot behavior around 2010 - 2011.

Some people have wondered why this happened.

Was it because of the good works of this blog, the Korffie Leak web site, the youtube videos and maybe me as well?

Yes it was but, there's a much larger, all encompassing reason why the egomaniac Korff would shut down his activities, and I think I have the answer.

This all came about after reading Korff's Roswell book.

A book in which he calls out his family as "researchers and acquaintances”. A book which Korff continues to crow about, a book which was cribbed together by using the research of others to flesh out the book past a chapters worth of Korff “original” research.

In any event, that book got me thinking about Korff activities over the last 3 years, or lack of activity.

I’m gearing up for a Christmas video. I hope you’ll like it.

Merry Christmas Korff, you waste of space.”


Anonymous said...

Korff updated his Facebook bio a bit. Check this out:

President and CEO of and

Kal K. Korff is now the President and CEO of a web site, a web site which hasn't been "on the web" for 3 years.

Not to mention that his one-man-show, Critical Thinkers is not a business or website either. It's a hobby at best.

Why hasn't Kal Korff released a video in 3 years? Why hasn't Kal Korff threatened anyone, or made any far reaching claims of any kind in 3 years?

Stay tuned....

Brit_in_Prague said...

y'know, when I was a child growing up in England, one of our family's little festive rituals was sitting down after lunch to listen to the Queen's speech to the nation on the afternoon of December 25th.

These days I sit down with a glass of mulled wine and a hot mince pie to listen to Santa in a Floppy Hat.

Christmas wouldn't be the same without it.

Anonymous said...

Just close down your FB account, Kalvin.

That's all you have to do. You piece of festive shit.