Thursday, May 1, 2014

Facebook, May 1, 2014, posted at 8:00 AM, Chandigarh, India. 

Kal Korff: I'm about to give a motivational speech in front of some wonderful kids in India, I'll report back on what I said and how it went a bit later. I've lost count of the number of speeches and appearances I have had the honor of giving in India during the past few years, I find Indian audiences to be very friendly, attentive, very good listeners and genuinely curious. I always enjoy such events and of course meeting new people. Got to go now....

Now let's look at the facts based on the lies of this latest horseshit claim.

Claim 46: Claims to have lectured 240,000 between the ages of 13 to 18. 240,000 divided by 6 years = 40,000 people per year. LINK Look at what it would take to keep that pace up. LINK Korff would have to do 85 of those events per year. Since 1975, Korff claims to have lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe. He only added 60,000 to his high school total?

Claim 47: 2007 ~ Kal Korff first started lecturing at the young age of 13! Kal has given thousands of speeches to more than 400,000 people across the United States, throughout Europe and in the Middle East.

Claim 48: May 28, 2011: Kal has lectured to more than 300,000 people worldwide.

Kal K. Korff: The interested and unlucky will forever stumble upon the images, the audio, the videos and the text which focuses on your ignorance, childish and moronic behavior. The sweetest part of this fact, the majority of this material was created by you. 

Forever Korff... Let that sink in.


Anonymous said...

Can you imagine what those fecal covered and piss drenched streets must smell like. Very fitting for Wide Load to live in that kind of environment.

Kal Korff: Today it's only going to be 112 DEGREES Fahrenheit (44 degrees C) where I presently am in India, tomorrow it will be "cooler" at 111 degrees, Saturday 109, Monday 108, and next Tuesday 105.

Oi vey!

Anonymous said...

Facebook Update

In response to Korff's post regarding his motivational speech.... belch.

Kal Korff: I really love the Indian people, always have. If someone would have told me one day I would be living here, I would have said that's fantasy. Well, sometimes fantasies come true.

It's been interesting seeing the incredible amount of interest this election which is now underway.

I wish Americans displayed the same interest in their own upcoming elections later this year.

We have no excuse.

Thanks again for your kind words.

and this....

From Veena Sharma

Current City - Parramatta, New South Wales

Hometown - Patiala, India)

"It's amazing to meet you dear, life is such an amazing journey and it's even amazing to grow old with lovely people like you, the spiritual journey of this soul has just begun and we will take it further to most beautiful realm of heavenlots of love friend!"

Anonymous said...

Evidence that his new identity is Kal P. Kursa:

"On April 29, Mr Pavel Kursa, GeoResonance CEO, presented the technology to a Malaysian team of technical
To Mr Kursa's satisfaction, the Malaysian team promised to take the findings further up the chain of command.
It is surprising that some media commentators whom
have not heard of the technology or do not have an
understanding of quantum physics dismiss the technology outright. GeoResonance is not attempting to educate
the world on its technological capabilities."

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Yeah, not for self promotion, of which you receive very, very, very little anyway....

Fuck breath.

Kal Korff: I'm sorry to bother everyone with this, but based on some chats and messages going back and forth by UFO Roswell CONspiracy buffs, I feel this is the right thing to do. Because of their "will to believe" they refuse to accept the fact that the claims of Colonel Philip Corso concerning "reverse engineering" of "captured alien technology" at Roswell just are not true.
This expose first appeared in the revised edition of my book The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know, first paperback edition by Dell/Random House.
I post this to inform people, hopefully some UFO Roswell believer types will finally accept the facts and move onto something more important, like the truth.

Anonymous said...

"I find Indian audiences to be very friendly, attentive, very good listeners and genuinely curious."

TRANSLATION: they aren't onto me here yet.

Anonymous said...

The Internet doesn't forget. Indeed:

Anonymous said...

"It was a dark and stormy night, literally, in the woods of Oregon in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest. Kurtis Korff, age 39, was in a car which was being driven by several men."

"... in a car which was being driven by several men."

"... driven by several men."

"... several men."

Bless the Beasts and Children said...

Dinner with the troops, Kal. Dinner with the troops.

Anonymous said...

Korffing Facebook Update

Kal Korff: I once went to a Christian church with a friend of mine in California and used to go there because she said it was so "great" so I would accompany her as a friend, -- however, I stopped going there with her because I noticed that the pastor never wore the same tie twice, and that most of the "sermon" was rock and roll type gospel music instead of reading the scriptures.

Anonymous said...

Pedo Fuck. I'm sure the young girl you berated and called names thinks the same thing.

You asshole.

Kal Korff: Glad to see this! India needs MORE of its women to exercise their own minds and stop falling for the BS that "it's a MAN's world." REAL "men" respect women beyond measure and understand they're the highest life form on this planet

Anonymous said...

It won't work, Kal. Everybody knows.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin, I know that where you live people piss and shit in the street. How about you? Every piss or shit in the street, you know, to just feel like one of the folks? You can write us here.

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

The lies. The endless, pointless lies.

I'll take Grassy Knoll for $100, Alex said...

Even the creepy Dr. Steven Greer and crusty old Linda Moulton Howe at least copped a couple appearances on Ancient Aliens in the past decade. Nobody sought out Kal K. Korff for his opinions about anything related to flying saucers, however. I wonder why that was?

Anonymous said...

You mean flying saucer fanatic and computer nerd Kal Korff, as so named by the Mercury San Jose News.

He even tried to make himself look intellectual by wearing a fake pair of glasses.

It didn't work then, Kal, and it won't now. Everybody knows.

Anonymous said...

That is very true. There's been nearly 20 years of Roswell and other UFO recycled events and shows since Korff was seen on television and Korff has been on zero of them. Zero....

What's up with that Lunatic.


Anonymous said...

San Jose Mercury News,