Thursday, April 23, 2015

A new promise and what will ultimately be yet another lie.

As we ready a new thread, an amazing thread, a thread which will set the Korffing world on fire, we present this. WAG checks in on April 23 with a new promise and what will ultimately be another lie. or maybe it'll be a .PDF book, that's a book, right?

Kal Korff



Yes, it's REAL, and not a rightwing meme mile emoticon
You can enter the contest for a FREE copy by posting your guess below, messaging me, or emailing me at: kalkorff@yahoo.com


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ooo, Tubby Cupecake is doing an expose on Hilda Beast? Be still my achy-breaky ASS! So, I guess this is superceding his past due book or series of books?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Oh geeze .. it gets better and better!

Anonymous said...

My my, there he is Kalvin Kupcake begging and pleading ... Oh Notice me, Notice me .. here I am .. a real and credited Journalist!! I'm gonna write an expose on Hilliary Clinton!! Notice me PLUEEESE! Tell me how brave I am ... PLUEEESE!

Hey Kalvin ... why don't you just go and have another piece of pie ... and shut that braying pie-hole of yours ... for once you MotherFucking disgrace to the Human Race.

Anonymous said...

I notice that the kalkorff@yahoo.com is a hyperlink. Goody, let the e-mails begin.

Jimmy D said...

Its open season for Korffers.

You never learn, do you, "Colonel"?

Brit_in_Prague said...

You really do need a bloody good hiding, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin you really are the dumbest fucking moron ever. Even your Flakebook flock of fucktard dumbasses knows you haven't actually researched or done any groundwork for a "book" on Hillary Clinton. And that you're lying, have the design skills of a blind person with no hands and an obsessive compulsive problem. Why do you persist in doing shit like this?

Oh that's right, mental illness. Thank god you're in fucking nowhere India and can't fuck things up here in America, where a nice padded cell and straight jacket still await your flying saucer expertise.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Korff and Klinton!

What do Hilliary Clinton and Kalvin Karlton Korff have in common?

Well ... they are both Lying, Scheming and Psychopathic morons grasping for power over other people. Hilliary has a phony war record and so does Tubby KupKake. Somehow it makes sense that our Village Moron would "somehow" try to glom on to Hilda-Beasts coattails. Yup, makes sense.

Anonymous said...

YES! YES! YES!! Hilliary dodged "sniper fire" in Bosnia and Kal hunted terrorists on the Paki border and a-bombs in Iraq! A fucking match made in heaven!!

Anonymous said...

I thought a re-visit from January 17th might be in order......

"It is amazing but after all these years quite a few people still visit this site to describe their loathing of Kal Korff. And what is even more amazing is the fact that Korff has been silent now for about 4 years. At least 4 years since his constant braying was finally closed down.

Normally I would have long since moved on, forgetting about this very insignificant fool. I imagine the reason I still drop by here (and sometimes post) is that I can not forgive this buffoon for his attempts to harm a number of people for no other reason than they refused to bow down to this raging lunatic. People who Korff tried to cause major problems with their jobs, their families and their life. People who treated Korff kindly but this insignificant scum then took advantage of them. People who Korff stole from, stole property, stole valor and anything else that lunatic thought he could get away with. Well, I think we all know that sniveling fat ass coward will not be coming back to the USA anytime soon. He will continue to hide out in his Third World Shithole now pursuing his fantasy of being a "citizen journalist" leaving notes on his "locked down" FB page and growing increasingly fatter. Well Kal, you brought it all on yourself you lunatic, all on yourself. And NO, we won't go anywhere and we WILL NOT QUIT documenting your lunacy. You wanted some internet fame and Fat Boy --- you got it."

January 17, 2015

(Lest we forget)

niedermeyer said...

most "journalists" finding themselves overseas in what is a fascinating culture would be writing about it rather than making bogus crap for one-upping people on social media. the behavior of a loser.

"They Weren't Green" said...

So much honor for one so humble ...

Anonymous said...

Never let a good disaster go unhonored or unhumbled...

ASSHOLE

Kal Korff: My heart goes out to the families and victims of this terrible earthquake. Here are some of the details as covered by one of our Editors, Mr, Ajit Chak, at the Daily Post India newspaper I do reporting for. I hope the death toll does not increase and that there are no problems with aftershocks.

Anonymous said...

You are vermin, Korff.

I'm not a robot said...

i am sure the clamor for a free copy of kalvin's hillarystalk book is reaching a fever pitch. one download for lonnie franks, another for mom. that's dozens and dozens of people expressing an interest. humblebrag it up! colonel cupcake

Anonymous said...

Korff, okay here is a very real question for you to answer. (I am sure you won't being the TOTAL Coward you are, but I needed to ask anyway.)

When your totally insignificant life is over due to catching some fucking disease in your Third World shithole and they toss your ass into the Ganges, what will your obit read?

A former Colonel in the S3?
A father of a genius level son?
Designed an abomb at 14?
A fighter of commies since age 14?
A Piece of Shit that tried to hurt people when they disagreed with you?
A Total Piece of Shit that robbed a humanitarian when he trusted you enough to hire you to teach his workers English?
A Raging Lunatic who totally fucked up his "dirt bag brothers" court case for trying to run over a cop?
Or how about he was suck a fuck-up he could not return to his own country because too many court papers awaited his return so he could be served?
He married a Indian PRINCESS even though there weren't any anymore!
For over 10 years He Promised to release a published book or series of books ... and never did!
Near the end of his useless life he promised an expose on Hilary Clinton when she ran for President but of course he NEVER DID!

Get the fucking picture toad boy? And if isn't just me ... everybody that ever heard of you has the same Mother Fucking Picture of YOU. A useless and total fucking waste!

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking this thread has come to a proper end.

Jimmy D said...

You are worthless scum, Korff.

New thread, pls.

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